Jacinta Kenobi
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Joined 05-13-02, id: 213077, Profile Updated: 01-19-09
Author has written 10 stories for Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

Hey! Thanks for liking my stuff enough to want to know who I am! My name is Sunny, and I am 23 years old. Nobody likes you when you're 23!! I'm getting old. I live in Idaho, and, NO, I do not grow potatoes. Believe it or not, I live in the capital and I'm not a hill billy. :D People are always surprised at how big my city is. -rolls eyes- Oh, if you want to see me as I am in all my non-funny glory, ;), this be my youtube account, complete with vids: http://www.youtube.com/user/JacintaSeabrook

I am a short girl more fitting in looks of a hobbit, even tho I desperately believe myself to be more elf-like in inner self. Usually I just settle for Jedi, since there is definitely not a height limit on that. Look at Yoda. Now I just have to show them I have the force. -glares at keyboard, willing it to type from the force of her will-

I used to want to be a writer, but I am now considering that to be a side thing, because it has become very hard in the last while, and more of a burden than a joy. Hence why I am not writing as much. I am trying to infuse the joy back into it. When I do, I WILL be finishing my stories, and knowing me, starting more. -sigh- I would like to be an American Sign Language translator, and I fianlly got approved for an accelerated course that gets you at least passingly fluent in 3 or 4 months and is free!! I'm on my way, YAY!

I am a rabid fan girl who, along with her scores of plot bunnies and hormones, follows pictures of men all over the internet and wastes away hours watching movies with hot guys. When I am not doing that, I listen to music, do temp work when I can get it, try to write, do some volunteer work, and read way too much fan fic for my own good. LONG LIVE FAN FIC CHARACTER TORTURERS! You guys are the wind beneath my wings.

I am finally settled in. I moved back with my parents, but it worked out since I got laid off soon after, and they have been great about helping me during this time. I have one cat, one dog -finally!!- and too many gerbils.

Favorite Actors: Hot AND Talented- Cillian Murphy, Karl Urban, Ewan McGregor, Colin Firth, Cary Elwes (when he was younger), Jeremy Brett (when he was younger: AKA, Freddy from My Fair Lady) Keanu Reeves (congrats, boy, you made it! -Lake House did it for him-) Jonathan Rhys Meyers, and of course Johnny Depp, tho I am not as big a fan as others. I just respect him and think he is hot. Also, I'm adding Michael Rosenbaum. I thought long and hard about it, wondering where to put him on my list, but in the end, any guy who can play a cross-dressing humorous role and then turn around and be evil Lex Luthor has to get some attention. :P Hot actors, but not necessarily amazing in acting- Tom Welling yes, he IS a good actor. He is really good in Smallville, but I can't judge on one good performance. I need a few different roles to see their versatility before they make my talented list. Orlando Bloom...Updates to follow...Keep working at it Orli, I'm waiting for the breakthrough performance! Jensen Ackles and Justin Hartley are going here for the moment. They're insanely hot, but I need to watch some more of their stuff before I can pass a verdict. Actors who are amazingly talented but not necessarily hot- Liam Neeson and Sean Bean (amazing men, and their voices make me weak in the knees), Hugo Weaving (mmmm, V), Jimmy Stewart (cutie), Gary Oldman, Danny Kaye, Peter Sarsgaard (amazing actor,but not really handsome to my tastes) and, no matter what ANYONE says, Hayden Christensen. I don't think he is handsome, and I was unimpressed with Anakin, but Shattered Glass and Life as a House were stunning performances. I'm adding Leonardo Dicaprio. I don't care that he's not handsome to me and I hated Titanic, he's been amazing in everything else I've ever seen, so he's going on here.

Fav Actresses: Cate Blanchett, Liv Tyler, Natalie Portman -most beautiful woman I know of, and totally everything I would like to be. :)-, Meg Ryan, Emma Thompson, Kelly MacDonald (she makes me laugh), Hilary Swank, Francis O'Connor, Julia Ormond, Renee Zellweger, Amy Adams, and I don't know who else. I find less female actresses impress me. And I usually can't think of the ones who do. Sorry all you women!

Fav music artists: Tokio Hotel, Jimmy Eat World, Oasis, O-Zone, Weird Al Yankovic, Loreena McKennitt, Enya, John Williams' soundtracks, Vertical Horizon, Metallica, Switchfoot, Creed,Third Eye Blind, Three Doors Down, Supreme Beings of Leisure, Nirvana, and just about anything not country, out and out pop, and rap. -shudders-

Likes: Italian food, especially Timballo, music, reading, singing, acting -lettered in high school, putting on own stuff,- hot actors, good movies, computer games, Strong Bad, Invader Zim, chocolate, root beer, Scotland, Ireland, New Zealand, Ender's Game series, LotR, Star Wars, PotC, Pendragon series, Smallville, Batman Begins and Batman Forever, wine, Smirnoff, and my friends.

Dislikes: MEAT! -I am a vegetarian- school, bad acting, bad writing, bad teachers, sweet potatoes, mushrooms, beer -see? Not a hobbit,- boy bands, female pop artists, zucchini, cheerleaders, bullies, and guys who are full of themselves. Oh, and Lana Lang. Death to all characters that have no depth but only serve the purpose of bringing angst into a story. And death to the people who are trying to turn Smallville into a freaking soap opera.

Favorite saying, currently: Before you critize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away and you have their shoes!

What? Still here? Go read my stories. :p Thanks for reading.

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The Redemption of Meriadoc by aelfgifu reviews
LOTR AU bookverse, angst/adventure contains BDSM. Sequel to Ring around the Merry in which Meriadoc holds the ringbearer captive for the salvation of the Shire. In part II, Merry finds himself carried to Isengard with his erstwhile captive while Sam and Pip follow behind. Torn from the influence of the Ring, Merry must strive to emerge whole from the fellest of fates.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,529 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
TPM Tatooine Rewrite: Through Glass by Syntyche reviews
A rewrite of the latter half of TPM. Qui-Gon's grand podrace plan fails. Obi-Wan Kenobi steps into the gap to fulfill his Master's debt, but the young Jedi's mettle is about to be severely tested when he gets more than he or Qui-Gon bargained for...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,831 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
What Might Have Been by Dark Diamond reviews
Obi Wan was captured by the Emperor after the duel on Mustafar. My version of how things could have happened from there onwards. Will contain Obi angst!UPDATED
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,774 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Slave by Geri K reviews
QuiGon refuses to help ObiWan with disasterous results.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,361 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
My Daughter by TheRealThing reviews
What if Darth Vader had realized who Princess Leia was when they met face to face? What would he have done differently had he known? Obviously an AU story.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 208,239 - Reviews: 1892 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Darth Vader, Leia O. - Complete
Imitation of Life by Syntyche reviews
ROTJ AU. Han Solo wakes up from carbonfreeze, but nothing is as he remembers it.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,008 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Han S.
Davy Jones's Hunger by Luthy Lovett reviews
Davy Jones decides that Will's punishment was not enough. Decided to change it from a oneshot to an ongoing story. DMC spoilers.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Just Easier than Bein' Kinda Plain by Syntyche reviews
Something's up with QuiGon Jinn, and ObiWan Kenobi is determined to find out what it is.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
The Scam by Judy Greenleaf reviews
AU When treason is suspected in the kingdom of Mirkwood, it is up to Aragorn to save the life of Legolas and the other royals.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,728 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Aragorn
Dark My Light by Blodeuedd reviews
The childhood of Dr. Jonathan Crane was a dark one, marked by cruelty, pain, and loss. What happens when the arrival of a new intern at Arkham Asylum revives memories of what he's sought to forget? A bizarre account of unnatural love and inevitable ruin.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,436 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
The Fellowship Gets Introduced to Modern Day Life by fanfictionsissy reviews
One at a time, members of the fellowship, (and some others), get introduced to modern day things that any idiot in this age would know.(Every chapter is peretty much it's own little story.) CHAPTER 16 UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,370 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 2/13/2003
Out of the Safety of the Woods by No Tears reviews
Legolas is waylaid and taken captive. Forced into bondage by a man determined to break him, will Legolas's spirit stay whole until he is rescued? Will rescue even come? WARNING Contains Legotorture 63004 UPDATED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,940 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Legolas
Alias the Jedi by Ryker Davis reviews
Who would have thought the hero Naboo needed was none other than one of the own hidden under the mysterious mask of the Jedi. Ch7 Updated 59. Read and Review..stop lurking. lol
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,055 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 1/21/2003 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K.
Ring Around the Merry by aelfgifu reviews
LOTR AU-, contains BDSM. Merry holds the ringbearer captive for the salvation of the Shire. The binds were not tight, but secure. Frodo attempted to organize a coherent sentence. "Why am I bound?" "Just a precaution, dear cousin," replied Merry . "A precaution against what?" asked Frodo, becoming both more alert and more agitated with every passing moment. "We need to talk."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 358,252 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Slave Prince by SlytherinMalfoySnape reviews
PREQUEL TO BRAVE PRINCE: Legolas is treated like a slave by his abusive father. The Prince of Mirkwood must learn to deal with problems that he faces. Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,275 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
My Broken Promise by Sirius'sBeauty reviews
Will's last moments of life..Elizabeth watches as the man she loves loses his last hope for survival.. I just felt like writing something really sad. (Updated: NOT a one-shot) READ AND REVIEW.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2003 - Published: 9/19/2003 - Complete
Stories only walls can tell by Natta reviews
*Completed* A young Meriadoc is having problems that Estella and Frodo tries to help him with. But is Merry too afraid to help himself? Deals with dark themes, such as child abuse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,958 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2003 - Published: 1/28/2003 - Meriadoc B., Frodo B. - Complete
Abused by Kairi4 reviews
Legolas was hurt by his brothers. Pain and suffering consumed his young years. PLEASE R/R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/2/2003 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Legolas, Legolas
Traps In The Woods by adromir reviews
-COMPLETED!-Sequel to 'The Evil Bride'. Hunting traps were found littered in the woods of Mirkwood. Can Legolas do something about them? What if he get caught in one of the traps himself?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,046 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/23/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Tainted Child by obaona reviews
*COMPLETE* AU. Obi-Wan finds Luke in Darth Vader's residence and kidnaps him. This leads to other complications. PART 8 UP - COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 75,074 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/18/2002 - Published: 8/17/2002 - Complete
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Learning to trust reviews
ObiWan was born into a slave's life, and QuiGon discovers the young abused boy on a mission. While he can save the boy from his life, can he teach the boy how to trust people again and how to heal? What will become of the two?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,783 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 7/23/2003 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Life's little suprises reviews
Young Legolas finds two human babies alone in the woods in need of help. He makes a promise to them that may be harder to keep than he thinks. What will happen to two human children trying to grow up in the Mirkwood forest?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,574 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Legolas
Diary of a wannabe king reviews
Aragorn is completely ready to be king, but it just keeps not happening! To make matters worse, he's having beard problems, and is dealing with a bossy wizard, stuck-up elf, obnoxious man, dirty dwarf, and whiny hobbits. How's a wannabe king to survive?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Aragorn
Shadows of Mirkwood reviews
A mysterious elf comes to Mirkwood, and the king's behavior begins to change. Only Legolas sees these changes, but doesn't understand them, and with everyone gone who could help him, will there be any hope for him? Takes place before Lost in Rivendell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,548 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Legolas
What price be paid for love? reviews
How far will William Turner go in his love for Elizabeth? When given a choice of life and servitude, or death and honor, what will he choose? Will it bring him closer to getting to Elizabeth, or only bring them further apart and cause him much pain?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/23/2003
A clash of worlds reviews
Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Frodo, and Sam are brought into a 17 year old girls bedroom, and chaos ensues. Can she get them back to their world? Will they listen to her warnings about Earth? Will getting what she's always wanted make her happy?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 7/23/2003 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
Fear is Power reviews
What if Dr. Jonathan Crane had captured Batman after spraying him with hsi hallucinogen instead of lighting him on fire? Wanting to know exactly what fears drive the hero, Crane takes Batman to Arkum to study...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005
Lost in Rivendell reviews
COMPLETED! Legolas is a young elf that has gone missing for several months. When found, things are obviously not right. Will he fade away, or find the strength and will to continue living?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,937 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
A simple mistake that changed the future reviews
AU. What if Frodo died at the hands of the cave troll? What would have happened to the fellowship and to the ring then?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2003 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Samwise G.
The Darkest Thoughts Come From Death reviews
A vignette written from ObiWan's perspective just before his death. AU
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2002 - Complete