Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind ~ Dr Seuss

Hello everyone who has made it to my profile! I love to read and write, and imagine continuations and extra scenes for my favourite fandoms, which is why I'm here! My fandoms change quite a bit, currently obsessed with Merlin but if you look at my favourites you can see quite a range. I'm an aspiring writer and so appreciate all reviews and feedback I get on my stories.

Here's a little about me:

Favourite colour: Well, start with an easy one - purple

Favourite book: Ooh, that's actually quite hard... er, I'd probably have to say that Harry Potter books... I can have seven, right?

Favourite food: Easy, chocolate.

Favourite animal: hmm, an elephant.

Favourite film: Slumdog Millionaire

Years ago, my mother used to say to me, she'd say "In this world, Elwood, you can be oh so so smart, or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me. ~ Elwood P. Dowd Harvey

Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it. ~ Elwood P. Dowd Harvey

Agent Smith: We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.
Neo: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger [He does] and you give me my phone call. 
The Matrix

Neo: Trinity... The Trinity? That cracked the IRSD base?
Trinity: That was a long time ago.
Neo: ...Jesus.
Trinity: What?
Neo: I just thought... that you were a guy.
Trinity: Most guys do.
The Matrix

Rachel: I think you and I are more similar than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.
Glee

Kurt: You, like everyone else at this school, are too quick to let homophobia slide. And your lessons plans are boring.
Glee

Finn: Are you sure we should free 300 live doves indoors? Won't that get messy?
Kurt: That's why we feed them glitter.
Glee

Arthur: I warn you, I've been trained to kill since birth.
Merlin: Wow. And how long have you been training to be a prat?
Arthur: You can't address me like that.
Merlin: Sorry. How long have you been training to be a prat... my lord?
Merlin

Look at you lot, you're all so vacant. Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing. ~ Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock

John: What are you doing?
Sherlock: Nicotine patch. Helps me think. It's impossible to sustain a smoking habit in London these days.
John: That's good news for breathing.
Sherlock: Ah, breathing. Breathing's boring.
Sherlock

Neal: Whatever I did I have proof I didn't do it.
White Collar





Type out 12 random characters from your favourite series, then answer the questions below:

1. Merlin

2. Arthur

3. Uther

4. Gaius

5. Gwen

6. Morgana

7. Leon

8. Gwaine

9. Percival

10. Morgause

11. Elyan

12. Lancelot

1) You're out on a night out with 8 when you're savagely and drunkenly attacked by 2. What does 8 do?

Oh, Gwaine would own Arthur! Or at least, we would finally get an answer to who really won that fight...

2) What would happen if 9 got 5 pregnant?

The Arthurian legend would get very confusing. And then Arthur would kill Percival.

3) 6 and 11 go to a strip club. What happens?

Um... Morgana kills Elyan? Either way. Most. Awkward. Night. Ever

4) 7 and 12 are making out when 4 walks in. What's 4's reaction?

Eyebrow raise. Because that's literally his only way of conveying disapproval.

5) 10 falls in love with 3. 1 is jealous, what happens?

Oh. My. God. That should be a story at some point. Morgause should enchant Uther and then try and take over Camelot that way, Arthur could make some truly great facial expressions of confusion... Oh, except that wouldn't really be Morgause falling in love with Uther... OK, wait? Merlin's jealous? What? OK, well, Merlin can blast anyone to pieces if he wants, so he probably just does that... to one of them, or possibly both.

6) 4 pulls up beside you, and offers you a lift. Will you take it?

Yes... Except how does Gaius have a car? Or be in my time period? Or know how to drive? On second thoughts, no.

7) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because he's Leon. And immune to her smirk of evilness. And cannot die even after having been burnt to death by a dragon. And wore a dress to escape from her. Which makes him undefeatable.

8) 10 is getting ready to marry 5, when 9 runs in to stop the ceremony. What is 9's reason?

Er, well technically in this little question universe Percival got Gwen pregnant. And is dead after being killed by Arthur. OK, I just ran out of options. Erm...

9) Give a title of a romance movie about 3 and 12.

Lol! Erm... "I love you, and that's why I have to exile you"

10) Fill in the blanks: "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship, until (9) runs off with (2). (1), brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (8) and finds true love with (3)"

Merlin and Percival are in a happy relationship (er, OK), until Percival runs off with Arthur (Again, OK). Merlin, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Elyan (That will be kind of freaky for Gwen) and a brief unhappy affair with Morgana (Probably because she keeps trying to kill him), then follows the wise advice of Gwaine (pfft) and finds true love with Uther (Can. Not. Breathe.)

And, on that note, here are my stories! :)