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Joined 10-07-00, id: 21308
Author has written 74 stories for Harry Potter, Good Omens, Discworld, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Lord of the Rings, A Knight's Tale, Neverwhere, Misc. Books, Bend it Like Beckham, Master and Commander, Mansfield Park, Bleach, Ouran High School Host Club, Kingdom Hearts, and Antique Bakery.
I used to only write quirky off-beat British lit fandoms, but ah, the times they have a-changed.
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Glasses by jenelin reviews
Aziraphale gets a pair of glasses. Cuteness ensues. Very vaguely slashy, if you squint hard enough.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2002 - Complete
Twofish by a demon of my word reviews
some crap about fish, drinking, drinking, more drinking, and the space-time continuum
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/24/2002
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Learning to Fly reviews
In retrospect, thought Ono, kissing Chikage had been a bad idea. OnoxChikage, with traces of TachibanaxOno.
Antique Bakery - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Ouran High School Host Club shortfic reviews
A clutch of Ouran snippets, various pairings and occasional gen. May contain traces of Eyeshield 21, Discworld, Bleach and space pirate AU.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
20th Century Fashion reviews
Renji, Rukia, and 20th century clothing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
The Importance of Bees reviews
Whatever his thoughts on the issue later, Jack Aubrey did not begin the term with the intention of quarrelling with Stephen Maturin. An AU school story pastiche. Book canon what there is of it, that is.
Master and Commander - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,600 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete
The Unopened Door reviews
He wondered if princesses came from the same place as nannies, as aliens. If you could lock your heart away so nobody could steal it. Crossover with P. L. Travers's Mary Poppins books.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Sora - Complete
Seven Swords Plus Five reviews
12 short shorts about shinigami and their swords.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
The Idiot's Guide to Rescue Situations reviews
Renji's had better days. IRR, AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Renji A. - Complete
Gods And Demons reviews
Soul Society's closer to godhood than it thinks. RenjixRukia of sorts.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Rukia K., Renji A.
The framework of the universe reviews
Love perpetuates cliche. HaruhixKyouya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Now when the gods forsake us reviews
They brought the new slave to her at daybreak. The obligatory Bleach ... in Ancient Rome! AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Street Rats And Other Monsters reviews
Rukia picks up a friend in the Alley. AU. This is the story formerly known as Riffraff.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Rukia K., Renji A. - Complete
Home reviews
Rukia finds a home, but learning the rules is going to take some time. AU.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,961 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
Fraught with imagined dooms reviews
Most women marry men like their fathers. This is the real reason mothers cry at weddings. HaruhixTamaki.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Child's Play reviews
Look, can't we talk about this?
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
A Debt Unpaid reviews
He was her second chance.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
What You Wait For reviews
I make money waiting tables and I don't know what you do. But I've been a waiter all my life, I can wait a while for you. RenjixRukia.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
Let it be easy reviews
This is how she learns her sword's name.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Rukia K. - Complete
Steel True, Blade Straight reviews
Zangetsu is a 27 year old lawyer, with the ability to see dreams .... An AU WIP.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Zangetsu
All happy families are alike reviews
Grimmjow and Rukia get married and have a baby. No, really.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Rukia K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
20 Things We Learnt About Kuchiki Rukia reviews
There are two schools of thought on the stories about my mother, writes Kuchiki Rukia's son in his 154th year.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Rukia K. - Complete
Flying The Coop: A Crossover reviews
Death repeats some old mistakes. Rukia makes some new ones. Crossover with Terry Pratchett's Discworld.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,155 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Rukia K.
Rainy Day reviews
Behind the clouds is the sun still shining.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Orihime I., Tatsuki A. - Complete
The Blest Surprize reviews
Of her time in Faerie Arabella Strange said little even to her dearest friends: but not because there was little to say. Crossover of Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell and Master & Commander.
Master and Commander - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
The neversleeping winds reviews
This land is all too shallow, it is painted on the sky. AU.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
Sleeve of White Snow: Variations on a Theme reviews
In the days after she had been released from her long wait for death, Rukia trained. Spoilers for chapter 201.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Rukia K. - Complete
Ship Shadowboxing reviews
Renji gets around. Meta fic of sorts.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Renji A. - Complete
On the run reviews
The Jedi aren't supposed to have attachments, remember? An AU crossover of sorts.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Rukia K., Renji A. - Complete
Everything new is old again reviews
Reincarnation isn't quite as simple as Ichigo thinks.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Money Shot reviews
I am not making a porno video with Renji for you to sell off to the highest bidder!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Someone Else's Hero reviews
It's a good thing Karin only took after Ichigo in some respects. AU futurefic.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Karin K. - Complete
Danseur Noble reviews
Kurosaki Ichigo, 15 years old. Hair colour: orange. Eye colour: brown. Occupation: superpowered ballerina.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Celebration reviews
Soi Fong was never much good at Chinese New Year.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Suì-Fēng, Yoruichi S. - Complete
The Second Last Room reviews
Rest in peace is never going to apply to Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Lessons Learnt, Examples Made reviews
It was Rukia who strode into their midst one day, bearing paper, ink and an old brush filched from some unsuspecting poor scholar, and declaring that it was time they learnt how to write.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Rukia K., Renji A. - Complete
Custard creams and other dreams reviews
Aziraphale and Tenpou talk books. Crossover with Saiyuki Gaiden, plus Discworld cameo.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Complete
Disposing of the Corpus reviews
The benefits of incorporation mean little to Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Ichigo K.
Relativity For Beginners reviews
Just when you have your life going the way you want it to, some embarrassing old relative always has to show up. Crossover with Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Yoruichi S. - Complete
Spherical Objects reviews
Psmith makes things clear. P. G. Wodehouse's Psmith books, SLASH.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Complete
Extract from 'Trouble in St Hilda's', pub 1933 reviews
An excerpt from a literary curiosity.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Complete
Quia Multum Amavit: A Tale of the Gate reviews
Yet doth he devise means that His banished be not expelled from Him.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Complete
The Sacred And The Profane reviews
Somewhere else the happy ending was different.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,864 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Complete
In A Name reviews
Vetinari fixes what isn't broken. Slash if you squint.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
Angels Everywhere reviews
War breaks out in Heaven, but some angels are better equipped to deal with it than others. Crossover with mainly the manga From Eroica With Love. Sequel to City of Angels.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
Regrets and Reminiscences reviews
Edmund is swayed. Mansfield Park. SLASH.
Mansfield Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete
Old Street reviews
Ways of memory, paths of dream. Crossover with Neverwhere.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete
Whose Names Are Death reviews
As you sow, so shall you reap, or, Death has a visitor. Crossover with Neil Gaiman's Sandman.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete
New Kind of Real reviews
Jess thinks she can deal with this. Bend It Like Beckham, JulesJess.
Bend it Like Beckham - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Complete
Metamorphosis reviews
Crowley finds himself.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Complete
More Close Than A Brother reviews
Number Five study had a reputation for more variegated insanity than the rest of the school put together. . . . Stalky & Co. fic, SLASH.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Complete
India reviews
They're in India, and Crowley makes a joke.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Complete
Love to the Morning reviews
Gimli, and the best work of his life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Three Arguments Against Suicide reviews
Arthur decides to shuffle off his mortal coil. Ford objects.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Complete
Music reviews
Aziraphale visits conscientiously every month. Crossover with Neverwhere.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Complete
Angel of Death reviews
The whole bloody world was different. Or, Aziraphale has a visitor. Crossover with Highlander: The Series.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Complete
Cat's Paw reviews
Sequel to Pussyfooting Around. Richard runs into a really strange stranger. Crossover with Terry Pratchett's 'The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents.'
Neverwhere - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Complete
Sky as Grey as Your Heart reviews
Legolas waits. Written for the Iconography challenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
A Strenuous Family reviews
War, Pepper, and how they lived.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Complete
Satan Is No Gentleman reviews
Pepper has a secret. Crossover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, sort of.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Complete
After reviews
The end of the world had to happen some day. Improv.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Complete
Come and See reviews
Famine is always.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Complete
Pussyfooting Around reviews
The Marquis de Carabas has a visitor. Crossover with 'The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents.'
Neverwhere - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Complete
Johnny and the Antichrist reviews
Everyone ends up at Lower Tadfield eventually. Crossover with Terry Pratchett's Johnny Maxwell trilogy.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Complete
All's Fair in Love and War reviews
Chaucer's after Wat. That's the only explanation. Implied slash.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Complete
Living Arrangements reviews
Everyone is human, even when they aren't.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Complete
Curtain Call reviews
Death and Vetinari go shopping for curtains. Implied slash.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Complete
Mysterious Ways reviews
God moves in mysterious ways. MPREG fic.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Complete
Just A Thought reviews
Elrond has a secret weapon. Set during the Council of Elrond, movie verse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Elrond - Complete
Sparks reviews
Pepper's all grown up now. SLASH, WarPepper.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Complete
Better Than Tea reviews
Ford and Zaphod have a conversation.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 37 - Published: 12/19/2002 - Complete
Salvation reviews
Aziraphale suffers a crisis of faith. Written for the Good Omens Lyric Wheel
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Complete
City of Angels reviews
Ducks' was a really good idea.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2002 - Complete
Only The Force, They Said reviews
Even for Jedi, it sucks to be dead.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2002 - Complete
New Friends reviews
Draco makes new friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2001 - Draco M. - Complete
Elsewhere reviews
Draco eats dinner. Narcissa contemplates.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2001 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete