Author has written 11 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Outsiders, Total Drama series, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Batman the Animated Series, Avengers, and Bully.
"You with your ice breath and you with your south of the border squirrel talk."- Buttercup from PPG
Me- "You know your screwed when the anime is in Japanese and the subtitles are in Spanish"
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read. - Karl Marx
"There is a difference between a psychopath and a neurotic. A psychopath thinks two and two are five. A neurotic knows two and two are four, but he worries about it."- I found this in a story and liked it.
Mycroft Holmes: My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart?
Something I over heard- You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.
Little Jimmy was a chemist,
When it rains on my parade, I bust out the Slip'n'Slide!
Stress: The body's punishment for overriding the desire to strangle some jerk who deserved it.
My best friend is the type of person who'll spend hours trying to drown a fish, but I love her to death anyway.
Growing old is MANDATORY Growing UP is OPTIONAL
People are like Slinky's, good for nothing but make you smile when pushed down stairs
Procrastinators UNITE! ... TOMORROW
Well-behaved women rarely make history
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Hate: A special kind of love we give to people who suck.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought.
Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back.
When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eyes.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.
You are depriving some village of an idiot.
Chaos, panic and disorder... Well, my work here is done.
"People think I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy...It is in a glass jar on my desk." - Stephen King
Real life questions that have been asked in court:
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year- old, how old is he?
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
And the best for last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Perspectives of the world:
Optomist- the glass is half full.
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