Author has written 88 stories for Professor Layton, Kingdom Hearts, Total Drama series, Pokémon, Animal Crossing, Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaete mo Omaera ga Warui!, Super Smash Brothers, and Fire Emblem.
7/8/2016 UPDATE - No, I'm not dead. I'm just on a massive Scrumptious Calem splurge because I sincerely owe it to my readers. I'll be dedicating myself to that for the next week or two. Look it up.
*Stories in my story list labeled with "Dated." are of course, dated stories written in my youth and don't reflect my current present tense-infected writing style. They're only on here for documentation and retroactive cringing.
I know why you're here, you wanted the Azura smut, right? Sorry friend, that's Pastebin-only.
Big Brother Shigure (Fire Emblem Fates): In which Shigure must deal with the woes and occasional good times that come with having a cute little sister. Notorious among the community for updating.. whenever. Recommended by TVTropes!
The Garden Club (Fire Emblem Fates): The king's desires for a community garden surpass all reason, and his embittered servants exist only to carry the brunt of the burdens that spew from it. Spiritual multi-chaptered reader-approved sequel to notoriously absurd fic The Book Club. Recommended by TVTropes!
Corrin/Azura One-Shots (Fire Emblem Fates): Ahh, did you stumble here from the latest SerenesForest, Reddit, or GameFAQS ship thread discussing the ephemeral wonders of plowing your cousin over the dining room table canonically not once, but twice? No need to feel disgusting incestual shame brother (this is Fire Emblem after all), not only do you have fine taste, you're among friends. Most of them Recommended by TVTropes!
Misanthropic Mayoral Duties: Requests to a Pessimistic Front-Runner (Animal Crossing): In which requests are made to a mayor who couldn't care less if the people who sent them all died in a horrific fire.
My Daughter's in a Ditch But At Least I've Achieved Quantum Nirvana! (Fire Emblem Fates): Nothing says good show like hot bantz from a mountain monk. This will get done as soon as I decide whether Effie or Setsuna is dumb enough to be his wife.
Festival Fracas (Fire Emblem Fates): This one stars Peri and her bloodthirsty college lesbian daughter Soleil. That should be enough for you to know that it's going to be good.
Will I ever step off my stubborn mule and become so disillusioned with reality that I bring myself to pen a multi-chaptered modern!AU?... maybe.
COMPLETED/OTHER STORIES WORTH MENTIONING:
How to Become a Gentleman in Just 100 Days (Professor Layton): Even in the most ordinary of situations, a moral can arise and teach you how to better yourself. One-hundred chapters, one per day. A series of pieces reflecting on the do's and don'ts of a true gentleman. It's recommended by TVTropes so you know it's good!
Rebel Without a Prescription (Super Smash Bros.): In a malignant world, where danger lurks behind every corner, an alter-ego and a machine meet under irregular circumstances, and for whatever reason, decide to become freelance police. On hiatus.
Mojyo Jojo: An Extended Analysis into the Mind of a Deluded Introvert (Watamote): An anthology of sorts in which we're given more looks at Tomoko's disappointingly dab, yet quite humorous, high school life. On hiatus.
A Few Hundred Instances of Excessive Torture (Pokemon): She's a psychotic bitch with an obsessive admiration, he's the straight man who just wants to live the typical life of a boy. And we kind of roll with that for like 100 stories. Visorshipping. Nate/Rosa.
100 Goof Ups and Quirky Quacks (Kingdom Hearts): 100 stories revolving around Mickey's two loyal followers, Donald and Goofy.
100 Tales of a Mouse and His Best Friend (Kingdom Hearts): Partner series to the above story. 100 stories revolving around the bond between King Mickey and Pluto, man and pet. Or rather more appropriately, mouse and pet.
-Oh yeah, and I'm a dude. I felt like mentioning that. Everyone on here seems to be a broad.