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Author has written 76 stories for Professor Layton, Kingdom Hearts, Total Drama series, Pokémon, Animal Crossing, and Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaete mo Omaera ga Warui!.

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*Stories in my story list labeled with "Dated." are of course, dated stories written in my "youth" period on this website and do not reflect my current writing style. They're only on here for documentation purposes.

-Nate


What do you want, chap? Y'know, other than to hose my ass down?

CURRENT STORIES!:

Mojyo Jojo: An Extended Analysis into the Mind of a Deluded Introvert (Watamote): An anthology of sorts in which we're given more looks at Tomoko's disappointingly dab, yet quite humorous, high school life. At least one chapter per month. First priority.

Misanthropic Mayoral Duties: Requests to a Pessimistic Front-Runner (Animal Crossing): In which requests are made to a mayor who couldn't care less if the people who sent them all died in a horrific fire. At least one chapter each week. Second priority.

Kalosshiping One-Shots (Pokémon): Enter the convoluted, vastly fluctuating relationship of a dorky, whipped boy and his elegant ojou maiden that berates him at the end of every corner.


FUTURE STORIES!:

Nothing on the chopping block yet, captain.


COMPLETED/OTHER STORIES!:

100 Goof Ups and Quirky Quacks (Kingdom Hearts): 100 stories revolving around Mickey's two loyal followers, Donald and Goofy!

100 Tales of a Mouse and His Best Friend (Kingdom Hearts): Partner series to the above story. 100 stories revolving around the bond between King Mickey and Pluto, man and pet. Or rather more appropriately, mouse and pet.

Those Other Adventures of Layton & Luke: (Professor Layton) A sister series to DragonsAreFriends' (now cancelled) series of the same name. Takes place after Specter's Flute but before Eternal Diva with the exception of Chapter 1. 20 Chapters. Completed. Unsure if continuation possible. This story is rather dated and is not reflective of my current writing style. Read only if curious.

A Few Hundred Instances of Excessive Torture (Pokemon): She's a psychotic bitch with an obsessive admiration, he's the straight man who just wants to live the typical life of a boy. Visorshipping. Nate/Rosa.

How to Become a Gentleman in Just 100 Days (Professor Layton): Even in the most normal of situations, a moral can arise and teach you how to better yourself. One-hundred chapters, one per day. A series of pieces reflecting on the do's and don'ts of a true gentleman.


-Call it pretentious, but it makes me feel rather unique to be one of the few people here that isn't a female. That's right honey, not everyone on this website has implants.

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Proxy by Punctuality reviews
In which Kecleon holds a job interview.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/31 - Kecleon/Kakureon - Complete
The Garbage Man reviews
In which Garbodor works the night shift.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/29 - Garbodor - Complete
Natural Selection reviews
It's kind of a necessary evil.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/12 - Scatterbug - Complete
Big Top Bungle reviews
It seems Mr. Mime has misplaced something.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10 - Mr. Mime/Barrierd, Conkeldurr - Complete
At the Trading Post reviews
In which Sableye contemplates a questionable transaction.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6 - Kecleon/Kakureon, Sableye/Yamirami - Complete
In the Woods reviews
In which Scraggy loses something and makes a friend.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/5 - Spoink/Baneboo, Scraggy, Scrafty/Zuruzukin - Complete
At the Junction reviews
In which the bus runs behind schedule.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3 - H. Layton, Luke T. - Complete
Let's Plot a Course reviews
Intercourse. -Kalosshipping, fluff, bite me.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2 - [Calem/Calme, Serena] - Complete
Misanthropic Mayoral Duties: Requests to a Pessimistic Front-Runner reviews
Dicktown is a horribly underdeveloped town run by a mayor ridden with despair. When funding is low and tourism non-existent, the town decides to open a suggestion box for new Public Works Projects. The only thing that stands in the way is the mayor's approval. Req .34 - Flamingo's Samba: In which Dora is robbed.
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 41,123 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 9/9/2013
For Whom the Corn Tolls reviews
In which our unwilling hero drops everything for a day to spend a nice, chill afternoon fishing for a literal creep in the deep with his spunky accomplice, whose clothes have been taken by darker forces. There they casually discuss things as friends do, unaware of the peeping Tom who's more envious than she'd like to admit. Kalos, Skate, or a little bit of both: it's up to you.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2014 - [Calem/Calme, Korrina/Koruni, Serena] - Complete
Untitled Stop Pandering Campaign Draft ver1,2,0,2 reviews
A fictional piece of comic gold whose deep, intricate details aim to define and signify the underlining points and concerns of a company that panders to the lowest common denominator with unnecessary forced gateway entry waifus using sub-plots that have no satisfying conclusion, or conclusion period.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Calem/Calme, Shauna/Sana - Complete
Unambiguously Homosexual Male Advice Variety Hour reviews
In which Calem goes to get love advice from his new stepdad in nothing but his undergarments. (For the record, I wouldn't call it Kerr. In fact it's probably the farthest thing from.)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Calem/Calme, Prof. Sycamore/Prof. Platane - Complete
Requiem of A Certain Horned Thingy reviews
He likes to push the tsun button because he knows it's the only way to prove that she cares.-Kalosshipping, fluff, drabble, bite me.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2014 - [Calem/Calme, Serena] - Complete
Mojyo Jojo: An Extended Analysis into the Mind of a Deluded Introvert reviews
A stupid anthology featuring stupid looks into Tomoko Kuroki's stupid life featuring stupid situations that she, stupidly enough, finds herself in because she's dumb. - Lament .15: Because I'm Not Popular, I'll Feel Self-Conscious: In which Tomoko decides to wear a hat.
Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaete mo Omaera ga Warui! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,031 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 8/15/2013
The Lispering Willows reviews
In which Donald and Goofy lose track of Sora in the Lotus Forest, and learn that Wonderland is not like other lands.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Sora, Donald Duck, Goofy, Alice - Complete
Always Remember to Stretch Before Performing Nightly Horny Acrobatics reviews
In which Calem tries to get some at like three in the morning.-Kalosshipping, fluff, bite me.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2014 - [Calem/Calme, Serena] - Complete
Inebriating Frustration reviews
Any sane individual with half a mind can only pent up so many repressed feelings before the allegorical jar containing it all shatters into a billion heart piercing shards, in this case that happens in the middle of a repellent alley, ripe with the most feral of amatory feelings. -Kalosshipping, more dirt than fluff, bite me.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2014 - [Calem/Calme, Serena] - Complete
The Panty Entitlement Protocol reviews
"Hey, remember that one time we drank Swirlix milkshakes and footsie-fondled under the table?" "I try not to." -Because today is a stupid day that obligates me and losers like me to do stuff like this. Kalosshipping, fluff, waitresses that may or may not be gelatin, bite me.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2014 - [Calem/Calme, Serena] - Complete
Operator, I Think There's Something Wrong with My Kalosian Studmuffin reviews
"How come you never told me you could speak French?" "Well uh, you never ask, for one." -Kalosshipping, fluff, bite me.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Calem/Calme, Serena] - Complete
And If You Look to Your Left, You'll See Two Dorks Slogging in the Bed reviews
In which Calem keeps stealing the covers because that's the entire reason he exists, Serena is cold once more, and an attempt to mask and string together a couple of text walls into a coherent plot are made in an effort to justify the existence of two arguing nut-cases who both fluctuate back and forth from loathing and loving each other. How cute. Kalosshipping, fluff, bite me.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Calem/Calme, Serena] - Complete
Calem's Jacket reviews
It smells like Calem. /Kalosshipping, bite me.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2013 - [Calem/Calme, Serena] - Complete
The One Where They Talk About Naughty Things reviews
In which Calem takes a persnickety glance into one of Serena's lesser-known dumb hobbies, and in that interval, discovers that everything isn't as the cover depicts, and that even his closest companion can be the kinkiest thing in the room. Kalosshipping, fluff, and stuff, bite me. A sentence or two of implications.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Calem/Calme, Serena] - Complete
Monologues of the Ravenous Boy, the Lady, and Their Salty Mallard Game reviews
In which a haughty Calem learns of a day devoted to the felony-free slaughtering of cocky leek-wielding ducks whose tangy taste comes from above, and Serena reluctantly tags along because being alone is boring and sleeping without a dork of a cuddle buddy is rigidly frosty. They also caress in the shrubbery but that's irrelevant. Kalosshipping, ducks, fluff, and stuff, bite me.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [Calem/Calme, Serena] - Complete
The Glacial Tumult and Its Canoodling Casualties reviews
In which the bed is warm, the floor is synonymous with Antarctica, and there's a vexing noise just outside the window that doesn't want to go away. Their sleep is disturbed, and that's a bad thing for good reasons. Kalosshipping, fluff, eventual hugging, no heaters allowed, bite me.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Calem/Calme, Serena] - Complete
Cozily Brushing the Sweet-Scented Maiden reviews
In which he brushes her long locks of hair, not because she's forcing him to, but because he genuinely wants to. That, and her hair smells deliciously appetizing. Kalosshipping, fluff, features dumb dialogue about dumb stuff, bite me.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2013 - [Calem/Calme, Serena] - Complete
The Drizzling Laments of a Wagon-Hauler: Ghost Hats Not Included reviews
In which Calem and Serena trudge through an incredibly muddy route in the middle of a freezing rainstorm, have an argument which ultimately leads to nothing, and bitch and moan about how the spookiest night of the year is ruined by an unforgiving stream of god piss. Kalosshipping, fluff, they also wear spooky crap, bite me. There's also a spooky skeleton if you look hard enough.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Calem/Calme, Serena] - Complete
How to Get Ahead in Cafe-Courting reviews
In which Serena has a simple, parallel-changing request that can only be fulfilled by a simple boy who tends to simply over-think the most simplest of adjures, simply because he isn't interested in any mundane sort of dynamics. Kalosshipping, fluff, lewd under-table gestures abundant, bite me.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/30/2013 - [Calem/Calme, Serena] - Complete
The Hawlucha Conspiracy Theorem reviews
In which Calem and Serena have a petty, stupid argument over some stupid bird's stupid origins in the middle of a stupid, sleepless night. Kalosshipping, fluff abound, bite me.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2013 - [Calem/Calme, Serena] - Complete
New Mild and Modest reviews
In which Calem is feeling like a little bitch and needs some meta pep talk in order to convince him that, yes, zeroes can be heroes, and that being above-average can be fun in small doses. Calem/Serena if your hobbies include squinting, over-analyzing, and general scrutinization.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Calem/Calme, Serena] - Complete
Under-Ration in High-Definition With a Hint of Pumpernickel and Brooms reviews
In which Donald and Goofy partake in yet another meta discussion regarding their general usefulness, all the while a broom in the background shows signs of not really being all there.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Donald Duck, Goofy - Complete
The Convoluted Ideals of Garden Weeding and The Like reviews
He's in that state of mind where he wants to remind her that he's not dead weight.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2013 - B, Dawn - Complete
Old Bold and Brash reviews
In which an adult Nate partakes in a meta discussion about replacement while drinking, ridiculed with similes and metaphorical exaggerations that don't quite make sense to anyone that can't grasp the context. All this, while Hugh pathetically groans and moans about his eternal lust for a pastry drizzled with glaze, if not to just get the bland taste of beer out of his slut mouth.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Kyouhei/Nate, Hyuu/Hugh - Complete
How to Become a Gentleman in Just 100 Days reviews
A chapter every day, join Professor Layton and Luke as they go about living their ever-curious London life in a series of quaint yet topical conundrums, and maybe even pick up a tip or two about proper etiquette while you're at it. Tip NO. 101 - Art: Déjà vu.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 101 - Words: 65,324 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - H. Layton, Luke T. - Complete
A Few Hundred Instances of Excessive Torture reviews
In which Nate finds that it's not easy living life knowing that the slightest interaction could set her off her alarm, and that no matter what he does, he's always being watched. Visorshipping with yandere!Rosa. .101 A Dubious Enigma and a Wayward Future Scattered at the End of the Line: In which the boy contemplates his life in the darkness of the night.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 101 - Words: 53,931 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Mei/Rosa, Kyouhei/Nate, Hyuu/Hugh, Yancy/Ruri - Complete
Mangled Math reviews
"Dalston has posed a math problem to Hershel. It's written on a homework sheet, bit it's torn in several places, making it very difficult to read." As if it wasn't enough that everyone else in town was going around, throwing puzzles at him in sight. - One-shot based off a certain bullcrap puzzle.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Complete
Professor Layton and the Return of the Hiatus Pi reviews
For Pi Day; Short friendly one-shot; In which the boy lets slip that his memory can falter from the hustle and bustle of adventure, and the professor reveals a hidden weakness secreted deep inside his abdomen. Did someone say spoilers for the entire series?
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2013 - H. Layton, Luke T. - Complete
Aqua 'Mon Hunger Force
A story originally done as a request from /vp/: "Replace the cast from Aqua Teen Hunger Force with Pokemon using a scenario that's as bizarre as the show itself." Humor is more understandable if you've seen the actual show. Not a crossover.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Vanilluxe, Finneon/Keikouo - Complete
The Old Smog and the Sea reviews
A story originally done as a request from /vp/: "A veteran trainer has to spend a day teaching kindergartners about Pokemon battles, but he can't contain his competitive drive, causing problems." Humor is more understandable if you are invested with the current metagame.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Politoed/Nyorotono, Gyarados - Complete
Do Androids Dream of Electrical Sheep? reviews
In which Nate must cope once again with an obsessive girl of otherwise joyous delight, all the while his mind tries to tell him to drown his fears in a sea of cuddly mareeps. - Visorshipping with yandere!Rosa
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Kyouhei/Nate, Mei/Rosa - Complete
Santa Clive Receives A Benevolent Prostate Exam reviews
In which Clive and the Professor have a completely meta yet calm discussion. Whether or not you find it unnerving is up to you.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Clive/Klaus, H. Layton - Complete
ReMIXed reviews
It wouldn't be the first time he got his facts wrong.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Donald Duck, Goofy - Complete
Fear and Loathing in DICKSville reviews
It isn't easy learning that you've been replaced. Short New Leaf-related one-shot.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Tortimer - Complete
A Quiet Game reviews
In which we learn that Chespin is a good harvester, Fennekin may have a superiority complex, and that Froakie may or may not be the most trustworthy fellow when it comes to tension-inducing games. One-shot/First Gen VI fanfic!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Complete
G E A R I T O R I U M reviews
Human-AU. Donald Anselmo has spent years stuck in a dead end job ghostwriting for best-selling author, Geoff "Goofy" Farmer. It doesn't help that his best friend and convenient roomie, Mickey Iwan, is mooching off him either. So when a scheme to stop this injustice turns awry, the three of them must collaborate to restore their former glories. Title will make more sense later on.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,994 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Donald Duck, Goofy
Misery reviews
In which a blunt Nate and an obsessive Rosa share a back-to-back banter about the values of affection in the middle of nowhere. - Visorshipping with yandere!Rosa
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Kyouhei/Nate, Mei/Rosa - Complete
Pointless reviews
In which the title actually does justice to the pages beyond the book's cover.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Donald Duck, Goofy - Complete
Inconsistent Details, Consistent Quality reviews
In which Donald and Goofy have an engaging discussion concerning vague, ambiguously edgy metaphors about darkness and diminished baked delicacies. -For Kingdom Hearts' tenth anniversary-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Donald Duck, Goofy - Complete
The Chicken Nugget Factory reviews
One does not easily forget a memory as gruesome as this one.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Dawn, B - Complete
A New Gift reviews
There seems to be some sort of disagreement.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Dawn, B - Complete
Midnight Run reviews
Sometimes, he wishes he didn't close up the shop so late, other times he wishes he didn't close it up so early. This isn't one of those times.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Tom Nook - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different reviews
Something doesn't seem quite right here.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Dawn, B - Complete
Communication reviews
Clearly the only good raccoon is a healthy raccoon.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2012 - B, Dawn
Population: Growing reviews
She appreciates the gift of nature in all formats, even in some you wouldn't quite expect. l Players of Animal Crossing can relate to this! l
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Dawn, B - Complete
Typical Injuries reviews
A generic, beaten horse concept that's far past it's prime, now with ten times the more hurt and double the bickering! Visorshipping one-shot - Kyouhei/Mei.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Kyouhei/Nate, Mei/Rosa - Complete
The Beast That Hath No Name reviews
In which their vacation is put on a temporary hiatus, and Dawn wonders if his family has enough for the winter.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Dawn, B - Complete
The Night Garden reviews
It's never too early to appreciate spring.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Dawn, B
Dead Nature reviews
In which we learn B's greatest fear, and how he does not handle every situation in a calm manner.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2012 - B, Dawn - Complete
Of Gears and Screws reviews
In which B and Dawn collaborate to create something that appeals to both of their interests.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Dawn, B - Complete
It's Exactly What It Looks Like reviews
"Alright one break, but as soon as we wake up we're going back on the route!" Kyouhei declared with a yawn, and he fell fast asleep. A few minutes later, a seemingly-sleeping Mei opened her eyes. A smile grew on her face as she looked to her right, he was out cold. She figured she had just enough time to pull this off. Short Visorshipping one-shot - Kyouhei/Mei.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Kyouhei/Nate, Mei/Rosa - Complete
Vexatious reviews
In which we learn that B will do anything to impress his wife, even if it means joining her in her interests, and that nature is not always forgiving.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Dawn, B - Complete
In The Morning reviews
She stirs earlier than usual, her eyes slowly flutter open. Her arm searches to hug him, but he isn't there.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Dawn, B - Complete
Still reviews
In which Mei learns of a bizarre way to attract Pokémon, and forces a reluctant and impatient Kyouhei to try it out with her. Short Visorshipping one-shot. Kyouhei/Mei. First Visorshipping fic on the site?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Kyouhei/Nate, Mei/Rosa - Complete
Fluorescent Radiance reviews
She sighs, being alone without him can get quite lonely sometimes. To make matters worse, the rain wasn't going to stop anytime soon, and as she checks her mail, neither was her spam.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Dawn - Complete
100 Goof Ups and Quirky Quacks reviews
100 stories revolving around King Mickey's two most loyal followers and their bond of friendship! Mostly humor. Chapter 100, As Time Goes By: Donald shivered as he walked through the snow-infested sidewalk. The winds were really starting to pick up, and today it was made extremely evident. COMPLETE! Chapter 100 is up!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 41,812 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Donald Duck, Goofy - Complete
100 Tales of a Mouse and His Best Friend reviews
100 stories revolving around King Mickey, Pluto, and their bond of friendship as owner and pet! Chapter 100, Perfect: In fact, they hadn't done anything relatively noteworthy ever since they got up that day. COMPLETE! Chapter 100 is up!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 24,672 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - King Mickey, Pluto - Complete
A Short Reunion
"Wak! Don't you realize people will make fun of you if they call you Goofy? !" "If I was aware of that. Would I be calling myself that right now?" AU. Donald/Goofy friendship. One-shot. Donald is on a spirit quest and turns to a lonely mystic for help.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Donald Duck, Goofy - Complete
The Case of the Large Body That Never Was
Donald Duck and Goofy are a pair of misfit detectives working for Mickey Mouse. When they realize a lack of effort being input into their job, they make sure their latest case doesn't go awry. One-shot;Re-uploaded from my deleted one-shot collection fic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Donald Duck, Goofy - Complete
A Very Important Date
The White Rabbit is late for something. But it surely isn't a trial at the Queen's Castle. Rated T for absurd, possibly offensive dialogue and theme;Re-uploaded from my deleted story, A Nonsensical Compilation of Unrelated Narratives
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Complete
Pete's Quest for Peace II: Electric PeteAloo!
Pete aims to enlighten the Disney Council of Villains by putting on a one-man show about the story of Captain Justice! Will he win the crowd? One-sided PetexMinnie;Re-uploaded from my deleted story, A Nonsensical Compilation of Unrelated Narratives.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Pete, Maleficent - Complete
BILL HAWKS'S SUPER HAPPY WONDERFUL CHEERY DAY! reviews
Yes, I'm being serious about the title. A very short prequel to Santa Clive VS The World of Layton Fanfic Authors. In which Bill Hawks develops an evil plan after the conclusion of Unwound Future. I would advise you read Santa Clive before reading this. Dated.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Complete
Those Other Adventures of Layton and Luke Season 1 reviews
When Layton and Luke aren't out adventuring, just what does happen in their ordinary little London life? Read and Review please! Father/Son! Chapters with spoilers will be individually dealt with. FINAL CHAPTER IS UP! It's finally complete! Dated.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,279 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - H. Layton, Luke T. - Complete
Santa Clive, Layton, and Luke's Big Picture Show reviews
The Sequel to Santa Clive Plays With His Pussy is here! OOC-NESS UP THE ROOF! Somewhat Spoilers! Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy parodies! Oh and Clive has a foot fetish. Dated.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Clive/Klaus - Complete
Santa Clive Plays With His Pussy reviews
The Sequel to Santa Clive The Delicious Succulent Cocks is finally here with an epic Terminator parody, OOC-ness! Slight spoilers maybe, AGGRESSIVE HUMOROUS CURSING! Dated.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Clive/Klaus - Complete
Santa Clive and The Delicious Succulent Cocks reviews
Of by which I mean chickens... Sequel to Santa Klaus Is Sorta Probably Maybe Comin' To Town! RANDOM-NESS EVERYWHERE! MAJOR OOC-NESS! Rated T for some curses. Why Clive's name was changed from 'Klaus' to 'Clive'... "Oh the spoilers, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!" Dated.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Clive/Klaus - Complete
Santa Klaus Is Sorta Probably Maybe comin' to town reviews
Drabble but I may make more Chapters. If Klaus had been given the role of old St. Nick, Ensure for randomness, Super duper OOC-ness , and Cows with Don Paolo heads! Might change it T IF I feel it needs too. 'Small Spoiler' as well...I guess. Dated.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Clive/Klaus, Don Paolo - Complete
A Luke Triton Christmas reviews
A Professor Layton Adaption of the TV Special, A Charlie Brown Christmas. Slight OOC as the personalities of the Peanuts characters must fit the Layton characters. Dated.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2009 - H. Layton, Luke T. - Complete