weirdDAR
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Joined 05-13-02, id: 213176
Author has written 10 stories for Halloween, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Parodies and Spoofs, Cast Away, My Girl, Misc. Movies, and Monk.

Official update: Officially unofficially Retired!

Rumored to be working on a LOST parody. Wherabouts unknown. Dare we say, whereabouts...lost?

When You're Around by Allison Lindsay reviews
Adrian wants to be more than just Sharona's friend. But he fears that his feelings for her constitute a betrayal of his vows to Trudy. Will Monk and Sharona ever make it to, or through, the first date?
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,940 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003 - Sharona F., Adrian M. - Complete
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Mr Monk Returns to Silent Hill reviews
Monk and Natalie discover a mysterious hole in the bathroom wall that leads to the infamous deserted town Monk once confronted his fears in the original: Mr. Monk Goes to Silent Hill, and has now come back in order to put worries to rest.
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2005
Halloween: Micheal Myers has a yard sale! reviews
So first, Michael Myers has a yardsale, then he fights for the kingdom of hell...then he has a surprise birthday part...then a lot of crazy, unneccesary stuff starts to happen. NOW WITH A NEW CONCLUSION. YOU HEARD IT HERE. NO BIG DEAL, BUT IT'S A NEW END.
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,944 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 8/6/2002
Mr Monk goes to Silent Hill reviews
Monk recieves a letter from Trudy, his late wife, telling him to meet in Silent Hill. So Monk and Sharona investigate the situation. Finally COMPLETE with a total of 20 chapters.
Monk - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,697 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2004 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Complete
Hulk: The way it was meant to be reviews
Ang Lee destroyed one of the greatest green mutants that came from Marvel ever. This is the way it should of been done. Chapter three is now up.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 7/5/2003
Armageddon 2: Judgement day reviews
What happens when you mix Terminator with Armageddon, throw in Star Wars, add a little bit of Lord of the rings, and every summer blockbuster you can think of? Want to find out? Read and review?
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2003 - Published: 6/15/2003
my girl 3: The return of Thomas J reviews
My girl 3...2 is now here! I wrote another story containing random (stuff). Why? because it's quick and easy! Read and review!
My Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 11/27/2002
8 and a half mile reviews
COMPLETE! Third chapter is now final! I'd also like to say, if you're such a great Eminem fan, none of this would bother you, honestly. Think about it.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Complete
Cast away: the uncut version reviews
Rated Pg-13 for some bad, bad things. But it's funny. So check it out. Read and review.
Cast Away - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/27/2002
Viagra: The fresh maker reviews
It's a commercial with Viagra and mentos put together. nice, huh? R&R please!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/27/2002
Hannibal: The truth is out reviews
From the writer that brought you 'Micheal Myers has a yard sale'...comes 'Hannibal: the truth is out"'. Hannibal begins to tell the REAL truth(sort of)about the orgin of all those Hannibal movies. Read and review, please.Enjoy!
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2002