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Joined 10-31-09, id: 2131927, Profile Updated: 02-05-11
Author has written 1 story for Kingdom Hearts.

Alright... I'm not exactly new to fanfiction, I've been a faithful reader for about... 6 years. However I only just started seriously writing within the past two years, and I'm not posting most of my stuff at this time, maybe I will eventually, maybe not. I've recently been studying English to a higher degree than in the past, and I have found that I'm not particularly happy with my past writing style. The style I write with now is still developing, and often leads me to go back and change huge blocks of my stories as I'm writing them. Due to this fact, I will warn you if I start posting a chapter fic, I am extremely busy and I try to get many chapters ahead before I actually have the fic up. If this is a problem, I apologize, but I will do my best to write in a timely fashion.

The Basics:
Name: Kriss
Gender: obviously female
Orientation: straight
Age: legal

Color: grey
Animal: chocobo
Food: pasta
Fandoms: Soul Eater, Ouran High School Host Club, Black Butler, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VII, VIII, X, and X-2, Harry Potter, Glee

I support (Kingdom Hearts): SoRiku and RiSo, AkuRoku, Seiner, RoxSo, Cleon and Leoud, Zemyx and Dexion, AkuDemy, Roxion, AkuZeku, and many, many more
I write (Kingdom Hearts): AkuRoku, Dexion, AkuZeku, Seiner, RiSo, Leoud
You can expect (hopefully): The 12 Smuts of Christmas (expected in December 2010)

I support (Final Fantasy VII): Vincent/Reno, Cloud/Reno, Reno/Rufus/Reno, Sephiroth/Cloud, Zack/Cloud, Sephiroth/Genesis, Sephiroth/Zack, plus others along those lines
I write (Final Fantasy VII): Vincent/Reno, Reno/Cloud/Reno
You can expect (hopefully): A Reno/Zack gift-fic for samiekins17 (expected in August 2010)

I support (Harry Potter): Sirius/Remus/Sirius, Draco/Harry, Fred/George, Ron/Hermione, James/Lily, Sirius/James, Draco/Ginny, Draco/Hermione, Oliver/Katie, Oliver/Draco
I write (Harry Potter): nothing in a very long time...
You can expect (hopefully): One-shot collection the rhyme theme ex. Fancy-a-Smack Sirius Black, Do-Me-Good Oliver Wood, etc. (no current date established)

I support (Glee): Finn/Rachel, Puck/Kurt, Kurt/Finn, Jesse/Kurt, Will/Kurt
I write (Glee): nothing yet

Random Stuff I Love:

Professor Flitwick … does not need a booster seat.
Professor Snape … doesn't want your free shampoo samples.
Professor Lupin … does not want a new mate for life.
Professor Vector … does not know the square root of negative one.
Professor McGonagall … does not find Malfoy's form as a ferret entertaining.
Professor Dumbledore … has only professional relationships with his students.
Draco Malfoy … does not look better as a ferret.
Harry Potter … disagrees.
Hermione Granger … actually does have friends, thanks.
Ron Weasley … is still avoiding SPEW.
Luna Lovegood … successfully located all of her things this year, thanks everyone!
Ginny Weasley … likes bad boys better, it's just an act.
Fred Weasley … can break your face in a matter of seconds (on the quidditch pitch, of course).
George Weasley … will make you laugh when he does.
Lily Evans … wants James Potter to grow up.
James Potter … will, just for her.
Sirius Black … survived years of Azkaban, just to be killed by drapery.
Remus Lupin … misses his best friend.
Voldemort … cannot have his troubled childhood cured by a hug.
Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff to save a friend.
Slytherins … will push someone else off.
Hufflepuffs… will lower a rope.
Ravenclaws … will analyze the problem carefully.

Why support gay marriage?
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. And also, point of reference, the Greeks and Romans accepted Homosexuality. Their cultures did not 'die out' due to this. Why is it that the 'modern world' is so far behind those that lived thousands of years ago?
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

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The Recruiters by sephcounttheways reviews
A vampire's main objective is to increase their numbers. Vampire Smut AU. Everyone X Everyone Else
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 101,766 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Genesis R., Sephiroth
Sin Has a Blonde Flavor by Aurora Leaf reviews
Roxas has a problem; he is being tormented by a redheaded Preta demon with a rather bizarre obsession, and Roxas just can't get rid of him! Axel just wants a taste... How do you deal with a demon that is obsessed with...hair? Akuroku. IMPROVED. R&R
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 282,124 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Axel, Roxas
Blonde Ambition by sephcounttheways reviews
Cloud bursts out of his shell when he enrolls into the military academy. Can the power of punk rock help him get the man of his dreams?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 484,522 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Here I Dreamt I Was A Rosier by Nautical Paramour reviews
Opening her eyes, Hermione became acutely aware that she was not in her bed, or even in Gryffindor tower. She has woken up in 1944 and must learn to exist with her "family" and their friends...TR/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,517 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
Tease by Soyna reviews
It all starts with a drinking contest between Reno and Cloud. Zack has to take care of a drunk Cloud. Yaoi warning...Tease warning...ZxC...a little bit of Reno taunting/torture, a little Rufus and a tad of Sephiroth...the whole story is a tease. COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 258,679 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Invisible M by Tobirion reviews
Cloud inherits the house of his dreams after his Great-Uncle Hojo dies, and he thinks that finally, things might be looking up. It's too bad that he's not the only one inhabiting the mansion. ASGZC. **title changed momentarily-not permanent!**
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,393 - Reviews: 2225 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Two's Company, Three's a Crowd by Kira O'Hara reviews
Four years after the War, Draco and Hans have been together for just over a year. Out of the blue, Hans suggests a threesome with a famous Muggle that he rather admires. Draco reluctantly agrees. Little did he know that it was fate. SLASH, MATURE, HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,901 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Lighthouse Keeper by Galadriell reviews
1870's. A lighthouse keeper is content with the solitary life he leads until a shipwreck washes ashore a remarkable young man. As the keeper cares for the man, his own will to start living again rejuvenates. AU, Non-Magic, Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,261 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Welcome Back Chicken Wuss by Hot Crimson Passion reviews
After being away for five years, Hayner finally comes back to his hometown. What happens when he runs into his biggest rival at a party? Seiner. Oneshot. Lemon. For Pahoyhoy
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,967 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
The Charm Conundrum by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 151 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Veela Struck by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Veela don't have destined mates, and thank Merlin for that. Draco wants to date Harry simply because he likes him. But Harry has excellent reason not to date him, and the discovery sends Draco on a journey he didn't envision. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 154,275 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
XALDIN Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
Here at Enix/Disney Incorporated, we believe in giving you the finest quality products that money can buy. We greatly appreciate your recent purchase and if you ever have any problems after reading this manual, a support team is available 24/7. Enjoy!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Xaldin - Complete
Ex Poena, Voluptas by Stellar Eclipse reviews
He feels momentarily guilty for ogling him like this, but he is just a man, after all—a visual creature—and Cloud appeals to all of his senses. CLC for the kink meme.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Where the Days are Hotter Than Hot by Loony4moony816 reviews
Kurt has a new hobby. In response to the "Kurt, belly-dancing" request over at LJ.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Camera Doesn't Lie by Corrosive Moon reviews
Sora and Riku are both models that have been thrown together in a photoshoot. Sora: sweet, innocent, shy. Riku: hot, sexy, not afraid to chase what he wants. Mostly RikuXSora, but there are RoxasXAxel, and SephirothXCloud pairings too.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,452 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Pun Fully Intended by Vonna Plum reviews
Spacing out in class to a point of drooling is usually not a very good idea. And being 'brought back down to earth' by the cause of all your drooling probably isn't an ideal situation either. Watch out, Here be Sexual Innuendos. Drabble.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Seifer, Hayner - Complete
Night Time Show by lilmisblack reviews
That little voice inside his head, the one he never listened to, told him they shouldn't stand there and watch, that they should just close the door and leave, but why start listening to that stupid voice now?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Falling Up by Etrixan reviews
Shinra has imposed a class system that allows a high-ranking gang get away with rape and murder. Cadet Cloud Strife has been recruited to stop them... as bait. Warnings: Anal, AU, Language, M/M, Minor, Non-con, Oral, SH, Violence
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,433 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Contradictions by Yami B666 reviews
Damned if things couldn't get any weirder between them. [SeiferHayner oneshot, contains lemon.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
Crack: Later by Orin Drake reviews
CloudRenoZack! Set just after Advent Children. A... quickie with feeling..?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
Ice Breaker reviews
Heaven's highest angels would die in anguish, but maybe one could escape his icy sentence.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete