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Joined 10-31-09, id: 2132060, Profile Updated: 10-05-20
Author has written 30 stories for Janet Evanovich, and Twilight.

Hi guys

I’m so sorry i haven’t posted any updates for Hello from the Other Side, but I promise I will finish it.

RL and our house build has completely taken over as I’m not only project managing it in tough times (finishing plaster anyone?) but as we near completion I’ve been painting and decorating - 200 litres of paint, grouting 7 bathrooms (what was I thinking?) as well as working.

Ranger keeps giving me funny looks (ok, death glares) as he wants his happy ending and Charlie and Steph are rolling their eyes in true Burg fashion.

Bear with me and I’ll be back soon

Lots of love

Sarah xox

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The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 278,367 - Reviews: 16170 - Favs: 7,917 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Luckiest Man on the Face of the Earth by misty23y reviews
Today is the day of Stephanie's wedding. This is her third marriage, and she's hoping this one will last. She's looking for a little happy after a few long, hard years. **Difficult subject matter. High angst. Tissue warning. HEA...sort of.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,117 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 1/8 - Ranger M., Stephanie P.
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 464,354 - Reviews: 20575 - Favs: 13,335 - Follows: 7,371 - Updated: 6/28/2020 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Suspended Promise by sonomom reviews
Promises. Easy to make, hard to keep. Especially when you say things like I'll always be there for you or I'll never leave you. Promises are frequently broken, but rarely suspended. Ranger had a plan, but life interrupted it. The path to his HEA is not one he ever imagined, but one he couldn't refuse to take.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 91,482 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/7/2020 - Published: 4/6/2020 - Ranger M., Stephanie P., Tank - Complete
Icy Night by Elenimou reviews
Stephanie's last thoughts.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/13/2019 - Complete
Better Late than Never by legalliz reviews
How does one escape a negative cycle? By breaking it, of course. Stephanie Plum frees herself from the ruts she often falls prey to by leaving. Slightly AU. Strong Stephanie story.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 63 - Words: 88,224 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/27/2019 - Published: 4/24/2017 - Complete
Messages by erdi99 reviews
A grief stricken Steph starts sending Ranger text messages
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,858 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/30/2018 - Published: 10/27/2018 - Stephanie P. - Complete
The Age of Innocence by pattyrose reviews
On the eve of the Second World War, young Isabella has been taken from all she knows and is now stepdaughter to one of the richest men in America. Spending her summers in Washington State, she's unaware that this is where she & a young boy will find their fate, where childhood friendship will mature into the fiercest love: a love that must endure the end of innocence. Rated M. E&B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 9301 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 10855 - Favs: 7,264 - Follows: 4,629 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cutlass by TKegl reviews
Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 4823 - Favs: 3,412 - Follows: 2,241 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward. **Chapters 1-18 are being edited and are subject to small changes.**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 195,355 - Reviews: 9927 - Favs: 10,646 - Follows: 12,356 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
How We Live by Roscommon reviews
Growing up as Julie Martine, from her perspective. She's Ranger's daughter, all right, but she's very much her own person. A one-shot combining angst with humor and love. Because what else would a story about family encompass?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,407 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Ranger M., OC - Complete
The Promise by legalliz reviews
Sometimes a run can turn into much more than a run.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Complete
Independence Day by WannaBeBabe reviews
This story shares the secrets behind the Morelli family and their journey to overcome the past. One-shot. NOT Cupcake, but Joe friendly.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2016 - Complete
Holy Birthday Batmans, Ranger! by mybrowneyes reviews
It's another birthday for Ranger. Can his children surprise him? Caden has a plan.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Ranger M., Stephanie P., Edna M./Grandma - Complete
Not As Planned by CyborgWithGreatHair reviews
What starts out as another day in paradise quickly takes a turn for the worse. Will Steph and co make it through to the other side okay? Warning: Character Death.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 128,733 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/9/2016 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Stephanie P., Ranger M.] - Complete
In This Life by MomofPhoenix reviews
Bittersweet one shot. Tissues may be needed. Lois, this is for you.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21576 - Favs: 12,195 - Follows: 8,117 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Second Chances by legalliz reviews
Nearly 30 years into the future we catch a brief glimpse into the life of Stephanie Plum. Whatever became of the Bombshell Bounty Hunter? This story will have several chapters connecting the present to the past while exploring what happened in between. Rated T for potential future content choices.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 67,957 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/24/2016 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Complete
Betrayal by Raven2609 reviews
A story about Love and Hate, Trust and Misgivings, Betrayal and Loyalty. Nothing is like it seems. And when you finally think you ve figured it out all changes again! R S Babe story! Complete! Bonus Chapter Up!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 44,625 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Brace for Babe by basketcse reviews
This is an AU story partially published under GoVordo. Per many requests over the past year to see it completed, this is a Christmas present to fans of basketcse. Based on a real TV show, Stephanie and Ranger don't meet in the same way as the JE books which makes their dynamic complicated, humorous, dark, and sexy. Rated M.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 101,269 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Complete
Enemy Mine by alexanya07 reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other. Can being forced to spend one HOT Spring Break together change all of that?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 210,300 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 3/18/2016 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cupid's Arrow by doxiemama reviews
Tank channels his inner Cupid on a messed up take down involving Stephanie and Ranger.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Ranger M., Stephanie P., Tank - Complete
Letting Go of Someday by OhSoSheWrites reviews
Ten years after making her choice, Stephanie Plum runs into the man she didn't choose and must contemplate what might have been. Major Babe angst. Now updated with second part from Ranger's PoV.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,785 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Wait for Me by ShellSueD reviews
Stephanie makes a bad decision and it angers Ranger.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Sins of My Past by content1 reviews
Bella was left by Edward to clean up the ruins of her life after his betrayal. What happens when Edward finds out that not all was as it seems. What are the consequences of his sins and what will he do to get her back? AH TwiFanFicRecs: Top Ten October 2012; Best Rec'd on Fan Fic Fridays 2012
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 89 - Words: 465,907 - Reviews: 12010 - Favs: 4,196 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15122 - Favs: 8,284 - Follows: 7,097 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spin & Sway by pattyrose reviews
Sometimes, no matter how strong you are, life deals you blows that are too heavy to carry on your own. Sometimes, no matter how fragile you feel, you're the only one who can help bear the load of another. Sometimes when strong and fragile collide, the world spins and sways.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 231,157 - Reviews: 10802 - Favs: 3,875 - Follows: 2,755 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Prettiest Regret by TheFicChick reviews
He looks like summer. He looks like freedom. He looks like the best kind of bad idea.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 471 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Amid the Falling Snow by shandiss reviews
Steph's holiday season isn't starting out very well. Will she find someone special under the mistletoe, or will this be the first of many lonely Christmases? Not for Cupcakes. Rated M for language and adult situations.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,453 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Infinite Visibility by TheFicChick reviews
"Bella, I'm not perfect." "I've loved perfect before, and he broke me anyway." (A "Twilight"/"Remember Me" crossover.)
Crossover - Twilight & Remember Me - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,165 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Complete
The Right To Remain Silent by SueB3 reviews
Steph and Tank are dismayed when Ranger plays his cards even closer to the vest than usual with the potential for life-changing results.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 77,171 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Ranger M., Stephanie P.
The Broken Hearts Club by TheFicChick reviews
"I'm not ready for this." She looks apologetic and scared and tiny, and he wants to give her a hug, even as she's speaking the truth of his own heart. (A Valentine's Day one-shot.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 230 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vacuum and the Watch by WannaBeBabe reviews
A one shot about two very important items that give Steph and Ranger the ending they should have had in Takedown Twenty. BABE ***Warnings for Takedown Twenty spoilers and some language***
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
What I Did For Love! by XJerseyGirl reviews
Eddie Abruzzi was murdered ... guess who the prime suspect is! Ranger makes another deal, but with whom this time and what's the payoff? Babe story with a guaranteed HEA!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 342,177 - Reviews: 2467 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 7/15/2008
That's Amore by Roscommon reviews
This is a one-shot, a little light musing that's loosely based on the recent Babe Squad challenge: "Two Merry Men see something they're not supposed to see." It's a stand-alone story; a bit of fluff. And, it's a Babe.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Break Me by ShellSueD reviews
Ranger tries to repair a broken relationship with his daughter. Completely Alternate Universe (so this is not Julie)
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,110 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Ranger M. - Complete
Say Goodbye by MariahajilE reviews
Sadness, anger, acceptance, love. This is the story of Bella Cullen's goodbye.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,552 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Romantic Intervention by manoojanoo reviews
Lester and Hal decide to do a little romantic intervention and hook up Ranger and Stephanie. However, romantic intervention isn't nearly as easy as it would appear. Disaster invariably ensues...
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Curve Ball by staceleo reviews
Opposites attract don't they? Not in Bella Swan's world. Unfortunately, the Captain of the baseball team has other ideas. A short chapter tale written for mauigirl60.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 59,076 - Reviews: 5407 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Indecent Proposal by pattyrose reviews
Edward's heart was broken by the girl he's loved for almost a decade. Drifter Bella wanders into Forks aimlessly one hot summer day. When their paths cross, he proposes a scheme to get them both their deepest desires. But things aren't always as they seem & Fate can have other plans. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,197 - Reviews: 7476 - Favs: 5,274 - Follows: 3,068 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Whispers in the Wind by mybrowneyes reviews
Stephanie comes back to Trenton after a death of someone very special to help with a family situation with her nieces. The 'Wind' finally worked it's magic.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,489 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
Unrequited by Perry Maxwell reviews
AH, BPOV: Edward left Bella almost a year ago, upending her whole world. What happens when Bella receives a phone call that just might shatter it? "Wait, Alice…Edward is dying?" I choked out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,836 - Reviews: 4603 - Favs: 3,460 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Diary by RangerLuv2 reviews
Ranger comes back from a mission and physically, he's fine. Emotionally, he's a wreck. We learn the story of what happened as we follow his therapy with the RangeMan shrink. Yes, there's angst. War is hell. BABE HEA. Rating is for language, war violence and adult themes. Known characters belong to J.E. I'm not making money from this.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,385 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Complete
Ranger's Night Before Christmas by DyanSwan reviews
The night before Christmas at Rangeman.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Life Is What Happens by mpg reviews
It took just one appointment, one word, to change everything Bella thought she knew about what her life would hold. As John Lennon once said, life is what happens when you are busy making other plans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,392 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Complete
I'll Follow You by Dog in the Manger reviews
Stephanie knew that he'd loved her. Always had. So it wasn't a question whether she'd follow him, because her heart already did.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Gut Reaction by financebabe reviews
What might happen if Stephanie and Ranger followed that little voice that suggests they act on their impulses? Armed with only a phone and a great set of instincts, Stephanie decides to go with her gut and see what might happen. A Babe HEA.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,607 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Friends Do Let Friends Drunk Dial by Ryl reviews
Can anything good come of a late night phone call?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Texture Of Casual Desire by sonomom reviews
Did you ever wonder what Ranger is doing when he is absent from Janet Evanovich's stories? How and why did he go from a street-savvy bounty hunter to a tuxedo-wearing CEO of a large security company? This is the story of Ranger and his student, and how a casual attraction morphed into an unrelenting need…the need for Stephanie Plum in his life.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 148,121 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Someday Never Came by AfterTheReign reviews
Stephanie hoped he could understand her choosing to fly and didn't think her weak. Because sometimes you just break. Ranger would never forgive himself for failing his most important assignment. Maybe if he hadn't signed his life away four years ago, they could have had their someday. Now they're both flying. One-shot, rated M for mature/dark theme.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,755 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Wrong Man at the Right Time by RangerLuv2 reviews
One day everything is normal and the next day Stephanie is getting married - to Lester! What? They weren't even dating. Everyone knows something is wrong, but no one knows what it is. How does Ranger react when he hears the news? Despite the way it starts, this is a BABE story with a BABE HEA. I'll try to update often since the chapters are not that long. Please review.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,826 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Fugue by highlands girl reviews
Ranger returns from a long mission and finds that Stephanie is ... different. BABE HEA.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,165 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Rangeman Rules and Regulations by LadyLogicCanoe reviews
Inspired by Skippy's List. This is a list of Amended Rules and Regulations that has mysteriously appeared on the notice board in the Rangeman building. Written purely for laughs. :P Chapter THREE now posted!.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010
Silent Spring by Two Guns and a Knife reviews
Warning: Unpleasantly sad theme and NO happy ending. Stephanie makes a life-changing decision that eventually alters her future in unexpected ways. Theme Song: "Only Time" by Enya.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Stephanie P. - Complete
Sentinel by Myriad-13 reviews
Before I'm even fully aware and awake, I know he's in my room, watching over me, a silent sentinel in the night. It begins with the hair rising on the back of my neck, the tingle down my spine. Babe One-shot, a little angsty.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7233 - Favs: 6,537 - Follows: 4,333 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ring Bearers by Two Guns and a Knife reviews
Is that a ring on his finger? Is that a wedding ring? The Man of Mystery is married? To WHOM? Theme Songs: "Wrapped Around Your Finger" by the Police and "Emotion in Motion" by Ric Ocasek.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 25,772 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Every Day We Fall In Love by Lalina reviews
We wake up every morning as strangers and go to bed as lovers. A story of the survival of love. Even if the mind forgets, the heart will always remember AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,281 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 134 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mercenaries R Us by sweetdreams-sunnymornings reviews
"It's my job, babe." Mercenary Ranger on the job-and in the media! He grants an in depth interview to a reporter - will the man of Mystery finally reveal his secrets? Babe/ hea. R & S are together. No Joe.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,269 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
NO SUGAR TONIGHT by LnBen reviews
We all know how Stephanie's body reacts to sugar-withdrawal.Now it's Ranger's turn to handle the "sticky" situation.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,673 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Being a Woman by financebabe reviews
After receiving a terrifying diagnosis, Stephanie has to walk the emotional and painful road to remission. This is the hopeful story of friendship and love that grows from that process. A Babe HEA.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,850 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
The Girl Next Door OS by thimbles reviews
A little story about finding love in hope in the midst of heartbreak and despair. Please be aware: this story deals with the stillbirth of a child.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
4 Hours by financebabe reviews
Stephanie is taken by a ghost from Ranger's past giving the guys four hours to locate and save her. Each chapter from a different POV, this is a love story from RangeMan to Stephanie of her ultimate rescue from impossible odds.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,065 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Life on the Refrigerator Door by CyborgWithGreatHair reviews
Busy lives that rarely cross. Are a few short notes enough to keep them together? Read and Review to find out.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Joe M., Stephanie P. - Complete
The CheezeIt Incident by Karren reviews
A lighthearted short story about Steph calling her Ex Joe to come help hide her from Ranger and the MM, so that she wont have to face one of her biggest fears. Only a few chapters Enjoy!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Stephanie P. - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by LyricalKris reviews
Edward's fall from grace destroyed not only his life, but the lives of those he loved the most. When he passes out teetering on the edge of total destruction and wakes up 17 again, how many times will he have to repeat the same day to set things right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,627 - Reviews: 2796 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7366 - Favs: 5,918 - Follows: 3,457 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Letters to You by mpg reviews
Edward left Bella and was largely able to keep his promise to stay away. However, the news of her passing sends him running back to Forks to say one last goodbye. What discovery there will help him find closure and peace? AU/Angst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,307 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Is Who I Am by pattyrose reviews
Edward Cullen, successful business exec/playboy/all around bad boy. Bella Swan, divorced mom/graphic artist/unwilling to trust her heart to the likes of someone like Edward again. Will she give him a chance? Does he even deserve one? AH, AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 362,984 - Reviews: 6660 - Favs: 7,257 - Follows: 3,001 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Man by jago-ji reviews
Ranger contemplates the relative 'goodness' of his life. This is the story I vowed I'd never write and the kind I never read. But I am trying to get over my 'fear' and this story wouldn't leave me alone. Warning: character death…yes…his. One shot.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Ranger M. - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9586 - Favs: 10,199 - Follows: 5,337 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Left Blank by LeiaB reviews
What happens when Stephanie goes shopping for a Christmas gift for Ranger? A BABE story - started off as a short but soon developed into something longer. Mostly fluff, but a little bit of angst and occasional bad language.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,807 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
Thorns by Marrabelle reviews
A temporary placement with the Cullen family proves to be Rosalie Hale's worst nightmare. They're too good to be true & she only LOOKS like an angel! Will this be a match made in Heaven or the summer from Hell? AH/AU CxEs & kids *Rated T/M:Abuse&Language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,708 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
The Makeover by klasiccat reviews
Lester gets on Steph's last nerve and she exacts her revenge. Warning for language only. Babe story, Joe doesn't even appear.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Stephanie P., Lester - Complete
A Litany at Dusk by duskwatcher2153 reviews
Edward's been a solitary vampire, hunting on the edges of society. He rejoins his family in Forks, ready to abstain and runs across a young woman praying. A choice must be made between one's heart, one's desires and one's soul. Darkward ExB AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,502 - Reviews: 5686 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
After the Darkness by babealltheway reviews
This is the third part in a series. It is of course a Babe story and has a HEA. Ranger wakes up with no memory of the past three years. As always, expect SMUT. Joe gets banged around.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,573 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
In The End by Nicole Santos reviews
In the end, all you can do is love someone. BABE. Possible character death. Read at own risk. Steph goes after a skip she shouldn't.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Ranger M., Stephanie P.
Hooah by jago-ji reviews
This started as a one-shot. It is now a story about Stephanie and twelve Merry Men. And Ranger. And rejection. And friendship. And denial. And fear. And how love wins out in the end. Who saves who?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,805 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
What Would You Say? by PricklySare reviews
COMPLETED: Danger, Will Robinson, Danger. What would you say to the person you love if you only had minutes to live? Steph calls Ranger. Tragic Love story. Character Death. Tissue Warning. If you can't handle character death don't read this story!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
The Third Word by Idolworshipper reviews
A quartet of vignettes, a look at Tank's softer side. Pure fluff and very possibly OOC. Please read and review. Thank you.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Tank - Complete
Plum Dirty by Dejah Danger reviews
Now Complete: Stephanie parts with Joe for the last time and decides to bite the bullet and tell Ranger what she really wants. Emotional mayhem ensues. Babe Short, Cupcake friendly, HEA, and there will be smut. Please R&R.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 70,942 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Daddy's poem by Genehh reviews
Originally posted on the twilight page by HeHeproductions. - It's "Bring your daddy to school" day for Steph and Rangers daughter, but where's Ranger?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Beside Quiet Waters by katinki reviews
COMPLETE O/S. Black Balloon Angst Contest Entry. A life and a love is taken away too quickly. "You left me," I whispered. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thoughts in the dark hours by Idolworshipper reviews
First ever fanfic. What goes through Ranger's head as he watches his Babe sleep? And is she really sleeping? Probably OOC. Please R&R thanks.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,855 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Never Quite Enough by mpg reviews
It was time to say goodbye to a love that was supposed to last a lifetime, but that was never quite enough. An entry for The Black Balloon Contest. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Whisper in the Wind by shandiss reviews
Steph reflects on five years of life changes and tragedies. Future setting. Completely Babe. Rated M for intense emotions and bittersweet angst. From the 2009 Perfectly Plum 4th of July challenge.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,357 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Ranger 7 Point 0 by One Ranger reviews
Ranger and Steph are finally headed in the right direction. Leave it to Diesel to screw it up. Or does he? A BABE story. NOW COMPLETE!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,481 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
I Do Who? by Girliegirl1179 reviews
Part one of the 5 W's series! Ranger asks Steph to do a distraction in Vegas. Should be simple but with Steph nothing ever is. Someone's married but who? Please Review. Rated Mature. Warning for Language. The sequel is up.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
The Test by One Ranger reviews
Steph wants Ranger and she's not taking no for an answer. Unfortunately, Batman has his own ideas about what he wants. Babe. Rated M for language, mature content and possible smut.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,403 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Home Coming by jerseygirlinoxford reviews
Reward story for Mod Squad Challenge. Is it true that you can never go home again? Kind of a Babe story and Morelli is not hurt or abused.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Stephanie P. - Complete
Lost in Translation by Ryl reviews
A quick and silly guide for translating the cryptic statements of our favourite characters.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/9/2009
Alive Again by twiXlite reviews
Sequel to "Saving Edward". To understand please read "Saving Edward" first. When Edward is released from hospital he finds life on the outside more challenging than he once thought. Can Bella help him through? Read to find out. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 250,942 - Reviews: 3125 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
With All My Heart by SueB3 reviews
Ranger has failed to return from his last mission. Stephanie refuses to believe he won't come back. Could she be right?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Thinking of You by x6bakablack9x reviews
Songfic. You admitted that you loved me and that you wanted a someday before you left on a mission. I kept wishing that you would come back. But not all wishes are granted. You asked me to move on if that happened but it's not as easy as you made it seem.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
A Beautiful Lie by Brindalyn reviews
They were childhood friends who's destiny pulled them apart. He became a star and she raised his son, a son he knew nothing about. A son she hid from him to allow him to live out his dream. A beautiful lie. All Human. Bella/Edward. Usual Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 143,559 - Reviews: 2834 - Favs: 3,490 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
Ranger's Plan by Odyssia reviews
Joe's doctor has some distressing news for him after his yearly physical. What does this mean for Stephanie, and how will Ranger use this news to his advantage? Babe. All done!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,230 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Lestazuma's Revenge by jerseygirlinoxford reviews
Follow up the Halloween Duty. Lester gets even with Ranger.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Absolution by Guenelyn reviews
It is a reversal of roles so profound that it overcomes my guilt for a moment." Who's there to comfort Ranger when it all becomes too much? Babe.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
A RangeMan Christmas by RangerCraving reviews
When boredom sets in at RangeMan, the Merry Men get into mischief.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Loved Ones Lost by Lintu68 reviews
Angsty one shot. Babe. Not what I usually do so be kind to me.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Disaster by dee768nj reviews
One shot done as a challenge response. Stephanie gets a phone call that sends her racing for RangeMan. Warning: Kind of angsty. Babe, but no harm to Morelli.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
No Price by Magdalync reviews
Stephanie asks Ranger to do the unthinkable. A spin off series of vignettes which take place after the Maxim Online Survey trilogy. Babe.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,634 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Ramgeman Office Memos by frogstompinfun reviews
Ever since Stephanie started working for Rangeman there have been a flurry of INTERESTING office memos having to be issued. these are based on ones I have recived and the helpful suggestions of others
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,915 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007
Nurse Stephanie by Magdalync reviews
The conclusion to the Maxim Online Survey 'trilogy'. Did Ranger kill Morelli? Where will he hide the body? Babe fic.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
My Fair Lady by snaps48 reviews
In One for the Money, Ranger told Stephanie, 'This here's gonna be like Henry Higgins and Eliza Doolittle does Trenton.' What if it really was?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,352 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Complete
Leaving by Skylla1231 reviews
Stephanie Realises the Truth...... Warning Character Death.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Prints in the Dust by PeppermintBabe reviews
Sometimes all you have left are prints left in dust and a handful of broken flowers. Babe. *High Angst*
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
The Plan by cinbru reviews
Ranger has decided to make some additions in his life and this includes Stephanie. Can he win her over or will she stick to her man hating philosophy? Shameless, blatant fluff.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,417 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Green Eggs and Busted by Rosaleen68 reviews
A Connie story, sort of. There are some things that aren't supposed to be seen, let alone written about. Babe-ish, set after LMT. This started life as a joke posted on another site, which grew into something else. Rated M for this and the follow up.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Stephanie Gets Her Revenge by She'sGotHighHopes reviews
A songfic to Lily Allen's Smile. VERY CUPCAKE UNFRIENDLY. Stephanie pays Joe back for his infidelities
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
The Devil's Equal by polysgirl reviews
A satire. All characters OOC, except the red lamborghini. Features sex with both men, at different times. Just for fun!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Tis the Season by cinbru reviews
Ranger and Steph exchange Christmas gifts. My first oneshot.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Chicken? by cinbru reviews
What will it take to get our Man in Black to lose his cool? Babe fluff with a little smutty thrown in.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,783 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Crime and Punishment by haleigh.l reviews
Lester pulls the prank of all pranks. But now he has to man up and take the punishment that Ranger and Stephanie dish out. Mild language
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Never kiss and tell by RangerCraving reviews
This is a oneshot conversation between Steph, Connie and Lula and Ranger's revenge. Edited out of Learning about love.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Strip Club redone by polysgirl reviews
a random extension of LMT's Strip Club scene.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Ten Steps to solve a Problem by Channah reviews
RS Steph loves both, Morelli and Ranger. Mary Lou had a terrible fight with her husband. So, what to do now? Right, go on vacation.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,599 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
hot or not? by haleigh.l reviews
Steph is bored at work. Hilarity ensues. No spoilers, mild language
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Driven to Distraction by Ali44 reviews
the title says it all really :
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Borrowed Time by Mcshnee reviews
COMPLETE! Stephanie is ill but hides it from her loved ones, trying to cope alone. She's survived so much in the past, but can she beat cancer? Or is she living on borrowed time? WARNING: HIGH ANGST
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,628 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
Geometry Lessons by aliaslaceygreen reviews
I am a BABE. Post Twelve Sharp. This is my first foray into GST WARNINGS ABOUND!I know I've disturbed a number of people. Real world, real situations, real language. Character death. (pointless, trolling comments are deleted upon receipt, aye?) No one is asking or forcing you to read something you don't like, You are free to move on. Indeed, I ask that of you. Please.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,441 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Ranger's Christmas Carol by polysgirl reviews
Based on Dicken's A Christmas Carol. The beg. follows the book so closely I've even stolen lines. It will continue to follow the book, but a bit more loosely. Will Ranger find his christmas spirit? And will it be babe? The answers all lie therein
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,875 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/6/2006 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
A Day in the Life of Bob by Bowlingforshrimp reviews
Not a very articulate fic...just a bunch of Bob thoughts.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Complete
The Dating Game by RobinL reviews
After Eleven on Top, Stephanie finds herself alone until the Merry Men ask her out. But, is Steph ready to move on?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,327 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
What's in a Name? by RobinL reviews
Oneshot Babe fluff. Steph contemplates the many meanings of Babe.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Songfic Pair by Tiinabelle reviews
Not exactly a happy ending...
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
One for my baby… by cltaylor reviews
NO spoilers. Alternate POV. Written as a challenge fic for the topic of daydreaming. Summary: Love is only what you make of it. Cherish the time you have.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Edna M./Grandma, Stephanie P. - Complete
The Truth by snaps48 reviews
Stephanie confronts Ranger about some truths.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Complete
Hold Me by snaps48 reviews
Steph and Ranger and the necessity of reaching out and touching someone.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Complete
The End of a New Beginning by cltaylor reviews
About love gained and sadly lost.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
It was a dark and stormy night by Arwen Lune reviews
Think you're having a bad day? Stephanie's wasn't shaping up so great either. Comfort fic. [like comfort food but without the calories.]
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,569 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Complete
He Watches by BatmansBabe reviews
Babe story. Four days. It had been four days. They’d been in the offagain stage of their relationship, and he was seriously debating whether or not he needed to end it for good. He’d been leaning toward asking her to marry him. Even then he’d known he wou
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
Those bloody questions by Lady Snowflake reviews
Rangers' sister asks him a question he'd rather not answer. This story is followed by More questions!.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,457 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Complete
Ranger's List by Shortgirl007 reviews
Ranger Makes A ProCon list about Stephanie, see what happens when she finds it.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/22/2004
Ranger's Ten Big Ones by PTBvisiongrrl reviews
The events of Ten Big Ones Janet Evanovich from Ranger’s perspective.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,825 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Complete
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Hello From the Other Side reviews
When you've reached rock bottom the only way is up, but why were you there in the first place and will you ever be happy again? Rated M for a reason, guys...
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,066 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/12/2020 - Published: 7/1/2019
Revenge, Edna Style reviews
Just a little oneshot that jumped into my head over breakfast this morning. Sort of companion piece to Hello From the Other Side, Edna and Burrows meet, just not where you'd be expecting them to...
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Complete
Stephs birthday present reviews
It's Steph's birthday and Ranger is in Miami thinking about what could have been. Will Steph get the birthday she deserves? Oneshot
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2017 - Ranger M. - Complete
Forgive me Father for I have sinned reviews
Ever wondered what inspired Carlisle to be the vampire that he is? Just a little oneshot that might give some insight!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2017 - Complete
A Christmas Wish reviews
The opening scene is based, sadly on RL. I just hope I've do my friend and her courage justice. Steph and Ranger will get their happy ending (after all, it's Christmas) and one day I hope my friend does too. Under my new name, formerly known as sophiepicklegirl
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,270 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Complete
I'll Put You Together Again reviews
When Bella's young life is ripped apart by a serial rapist, who will help her back from the brink of insanity? All human. OVER 18 ONLY! This is a do-over from a story I started about two years ago. There is much that is the same and much that is different. Mainly that now RL is back on track and my Muse is active, it's ready to be uploaded twice a week and finished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,251 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Will the Real Mrs Manoso please step forward reviews
Ranger is getting married. Can Stephanie come to terms with this change of events? One shot. Rating for the odd swear word!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Stephanie P. - Complete
I will always love you reviews
As Joe struggles to comes to term with his loss, he remembers her words. Babe story. High angst. One shot with a follow up story to follow in the future
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Complete
Goodbye Dad reviews
As Charlie lies dying, Bella and Edward take up an almost silent vigil... Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Charlie S., Edward - Complete
Tired of Trying reviews
Batman messes up big time. Can he rebuild Steph's trust in him? Joe doesn't feature in this story. Smut in chapter 17 pushes up the rating. Now it's all over, everyone got their HEA, perhaps even Connor... Thanks for coming along for the ride. xxx
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,077 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
All I want for Christmas is you reviews
Ranger is called into the wind just before Christmas and Steph's spidey senses go into overdrive. Will he make it home? Oneshot Minor naughty language
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
The Life Saver reviews
A brief one-shot based on a what if scenario. Gentle meanderings of an old man and what he has done to ensure his own place in history before he gets ready to join in the festivities at a day that would never have happened if he hadn't saved a small boy from drowning, many years before.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Piece of Cake reviews
Ranger and Les think Steph is being a baby so agreed to be waxed. Contains a couple of swear words hence K rating, but nothing else. One shot.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
The Last farewell reviews
Based on a song I love, Steph finally gets why Ranger doesn't do relationships. Babe, no Morelli's were hurt in the making of this story. Oneshot
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Gone reviews
If all the signs of wealth were taken away, would their love survive? Babe. No Cupcakes were hurt in the making of this story.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,108 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
A father's Influence reviews
Helen comes to her senses, but is she in time? Babe. Rating has changed due to sexual innuendo and adult themes.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,782 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Stephanie P. - Complete
Torture of a different kind reviews
Ranger finds that not all torturers are big and scarey, some are three years old or pregnant! Bit of fun, based at the end of one of my stories - The Aftermath. One shot
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
The Aftermath reviews
Character death in the first chapter. How will our remaining characters deal with the aftermath? Rated for high angst, adult situations and language
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,514 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
At the end reviews
Some stories start off as a single spark that needs to get out. This is one of those stories. Apparently this needs a tissue warning...
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Stephanie P. - Complete
A new stalker? reviews
A man sits in a bar thinking about his life when the perfect woman walks in...
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,846 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Complete
2 outta 3 reviews
Ranger blew his chances oh so many years ago, what happens when him and Steph meet up for a wedding? Contains strong language and smut
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,034 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
The Good, the bad and the ugly reviews
The roller coaster ride that is S & R. Ranger gets sent on a suicide mission - what will happen? Morelli bashing but gets his own HEA. Lots of action, some hot smut, plenty of angst. If you don't like slash, avoid 'India'. Enjoy!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,082 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
The real story about the duck reviews
Humorous look at how and why Vinnie got together with Doris the duck. No smut just a silly take on what I think the rumours about Vinnie were based on. Don't ever gamble with Harry the Hammer - just sayin'...!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
After Joe reviews
This story follows on from Letter to Stephanie, where Joe was killed. Some angst. Ranger, Steph and Joe make an appearance. Babe HEA
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Hope reviews
When all else fails there's always hope. Babe friendly sorry Cupcake! Angst and humour. Follows on after FLF
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,770 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
can wishes come true? reviews
AU: Marie's husband disappears and she wishes she had someone to help. Ranger steps outs of fiction into reality to help. Babe ending.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Message from Morelli reviews
You didn't think I'd let Ranger have the floor to himself did you? One shot story
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Joe M. - Complete
Remembrance reviews
Here in England we commemorate our war dead and wounded on November the 11th. My Dad was in the war - he was a fighter pilot. Some of this story is true, especially the bit about the car on the roof... enjoy!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Ranger M. - Complete
Message from Ranger reviews
Do we really know this man?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Ranger M. - Complete
Letter to Stephanie reviews
What will she do about her life now that everything's changed so much?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Stephanie P., Joe M. - Complete