Poll: Out of all the kids in "Life with the Shortmans," who's your favorite character? Vote Now!
Author has written 84 stories for Hey Arnold.
Hey, I've been meaning to update my profile for a few months now. Haven't really known what to write, but I finally decided to just get to it. Let's see... Well, I've been in the fandom since I was fourteen. I was experiencing a buttload of teen angst at the time and HA! really helped me cope. As I got older, I started to analyze why it was this show in particular that stuck with me, and it's since helped me face a lot of things I was too scared to before. I owe a lot to it. I still use it to practice writing and just as a fun hobby, and... yeah. :) As you can see, I've written a lot. I eventually got bored with writing the same old story about Arnold and Helga getting together again and again, and so created Life with the Shortmans (because they're married and you can't tell me otherwise).
Basically: I'm twenty and looking to pursue careers in art and psychology. I have depression and social anxiety. I am an introvert but I love nice people. And I'm really into cartoons. You can talk to me any time on either my tumblr or twitter. :)
.:Locate my Scraggly Ass:.
Personal Tumblr: http : //suprsingr. tumblr. com/
Inspiration Blog: http : //suprinspiration. tumblr. com/
HA! & LwtS Blog: http : //lifewiththeshortmans. tumblr. com/
deviantART: http : //suprsingr. deviantart. com/
[Because apparently the links below don't work THANKS FF GREAT JOB AS USUAL MAKING THE SIMPLEST THINGS THE MOST DIFFICULT]
.:Ships I Sail:.
Arnold/Helga — THERE'S NO ESCAPING THIS SHIP *Smashes bottle* LIKE LITERALLY, IF YOU TRY TO JUMP OFF, IT'LL JUST PULL YOU BACK UP, GAG AND BIND YOU, AND THROW YOU IN A SMALL DARK ROOM FOR A WHILE. YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, SUCKER.
Gerald/Phoebe — IT'S LEGIT, OKAY? YOU JUST CAN'T NOT SAIL IT AT LEAST A LITTLE, YOU CAN'T, THEY'RE WAY NICER THAN THE AxH PAIRING TOO AND MUCH LESS CHAOTIC, I CAN TELL YOU THAT, THEY HAVE SUSHI TOO, YAY (I DON'T EVEN LIKE SUSHI WHY AM I CHEERING)
Arnie/Lila I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP, NOT EVEN JOKING—I'VE ALREADY PARTIALLY SUNK
Stinky/Lila — THIS SHIP'S KINDA CUTE IDK SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE IT'S JUST 'CAUSE THEY'RE BOTH FARM PEOPLE AND THAT MAKES ME FEEL WEIRD
Curly/Rhonda — I WILL FREE THE ANIMALS WITH THIS SHIP AND CARRY THEM OVER TO PARADISE ON RHONDA'S YACHT LIKE FREAKING NOAH, ALL RIGHT, HOW CAN YOU NOT
Harold/Patty — I WILL POUND EVERYONE WITH THIS SHIP... AND ALSO SAY "AWWW" A LOT, APPARENTLY, IT'S KINDA HARD NOT TO LOVE THEM FOR ME, OKAY
Nadine/Peapod Kid — I FIND THIS SHIP TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY APPROPRIATE. NADINE TOTES GIVES POD BUTTERFLIES. LOL, GET IT?
Bridget/Monkey Man — PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE... CAN THIS BE A THING? I KINDA WANT THIS A LOT FOR SOME REASON, IDK. SOMEONE SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING, SOMEONE WHO'S NOT ME, LOL
Sid/Lucky (OC created by NerdilNi) — THIS SHIP IS ABSOLUTELY, HILARIOUSLY BRILLIANT, I RECOMMEND, SERIOUSLY, IT'S DA BOMB, HOP ABOARD, WE GOT CLOVERS
Olga/Berry Sprinker (Jerry Springer OC-parody created by Anonymous Latina) — DON'T EVEN ASK
Me/Door/Pole/Refrigerator — YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND OUR LOVE
SPECIAL THANKS FOR EXISTING: Panfla . FnFiNdOART . NerdilyNi . writergirl97 . starrynights1987 . xxP00h 67 chu . metalheadrailfan . Isabella Pataki . Winis-DiCaprio . Koizumi-Marichan . KarinaWatchadoin . puffball17
Official Disclaimer: I, SuprSingr, in no way claim to own the rights to HEY ARNOLD!, and respect Viacom and Nickelodeon's rights to the series. My work is for entertainment purposes only, and I am making no money off of any of this... darn it.