Yumiko Kazumi
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Joined 11-01-09, id: 2132522, Profile Updated: 06-30-12
Author has written 6 stories for One Piece.

That's too difficult for me...

I hate being so untalented handling computers (or with this programme)


Age: 16

Real name: you have three guesses

dislike: ...too much to count -.-...and it's absolutely unspectacular...

likings:...the same as with dislike xP...okay, okay...i sould at least write something so...

my favourite Manga/Anime (at the moment) ONE PIECE, Naruto and uhmm... i forgot ;

my favourite characters: Monkey D. Luffy, Monkey D. Garp, Gold D. Roger, Portgas D. Ace, Shuraiya Bascúd, Marco, Whitebeard, Silvers Rayleigh, Shanks, Trafalgar law, Eustass


about me...hmm... that's a lot.(can't write everything down here...thatwould be much tooo embarassing...)

first, I hear nearly every kind of music. As long as i like the lyrics i listen it. Second, I'm such a daydreamer(at least my teacher are complaining all the time). Third, I don't fight with fists, but with words, but most of the time i am too nice to do so. I'm extrem sarcastic and ironical, if I want...how i said before i am most of the time peaceful. Although if somebody messed with my friends it would change everything. if you want more ask me.

My friends and family ar defintely the most important thing in my life without i would be so screwed. oh and by the way i am to 99.99% female at least the last time i checked XD.x

Oh and since yesterday I've got an profile at deviantART and uploaded a sketch of Midori(I also colored it, but I think the colored version looks kinda ugly...),so if anybody wants to look, here is the link:


here is a newer picture of my OC:


here is the copy stuff :3.. :

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, xoxoxlovestinksxoxox, X-Dark-Veils-x-Hidden-Sorrow-X, Ricktor705,Yumiko kazumi

i may be no amrican teen, but it's still damn true...

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

If you have ever wished that an anime character would come to life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wished you could go into an anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this on your
page if you love

The Difference Between Friends and Best Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN IT! we fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Are your personal crying sholder.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will crack under interrogation.
BEST FRIENDS: Will not only keep their mouths shut, but will help you hide the body.

FRIENDS: Will look at you like you're crazy when you tell them you're an alien from outerspace.
BEST FRIENDS: Will break you out of the loony bin and drive you to New Mexico to meet up with the mothership.

FRIENDS: Will know all your passwords.
BEST FRIENDS: MADE all your passwords.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this
GOOD FRIENDS: Will repost this!
BEST FRIENDS: Will add to it!!

FRIENDS: Will tell a cute guy you're in the bathroom.
BEST FRIENDS: Will tell the same cute guy "She's taking a huge shit. Want to wait half an hour?"

FRIENDS: Will sit in the bathroom with you while you throw up.
BESTFRIENDS: Hold your hair back, your jewelry, and strip you of your shirt before you throw up.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said anything that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique which is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, copy and paste it into your profile

Gol D. Ace, better known as Portgas D. Ace, R.I.P . Died: Feb 10, 2010 (manga) Copy and paste into your profile if you still love the deceased

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I’m into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIM HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I live(d) in the COUNTRY, so I MUST (have) live(d) on a farm.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I’m DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar
I’m an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I’m THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have big boobs, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I like CATS, so I WILL grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT,so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I can't help but BLUSH when I'm around a cute guy so I MUST be a dumb slut
I'm good at SINGING so I MUST need attention
I'm QUIET so I MUST be stuck-up
I sit ALONE at lunch so I MUST be snobbish
I still have SLEEPOVERS with my female friends so I MUST be lesbian
I'm HARD TO FIGURE OUT so I MUST be impossible to get along with
I sometimes say I LOVE MY FRIENDS so I MUST be gay/lesbian
I wear MAKE-UP so I MUST be ugly
I DON'T wear make-up so I MUST be an outsider
I have a SHORT TEMPER so I MUST need anger management


(In my case they are all from One Piece *cough*)

1. Rorona Zoro

2. Silvers Rayleigh

3. Monkey D. Luffy

4. Portgas D. Ace

5. Marco

6. Edward Newgate, alias Whitebeard

7. Trafalgar Law

8. Gol D. Roger

9. Shanks Le Roux

10. Ben Beckman

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Tell him that I have no sake and that she should go back to sleep or I ask Nami to heighten his debt. (Even when I don’t believe that he would even wake up….)

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

I would throw the nearest thing at him, even when he doesn’t get why.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Oh My God O_o… I would grab Ace and run to Ben telling him that Shanks got the poor boy drunk and got him into marrying him. And then Shanks will suffer the wrath if his vice!!! Ò_Ó

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

First, he can cook?!?! Iit’s probably nothing with chicken or eggs; he wouldn’t like to see his friends suffer *cough*

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I surely would get burned by the sun with the shadow he throws O_O

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! Since when do I have a surgeon and pirate in my family?!?!...

Not that I mind…

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

He lay on the rail and I rolled a cookie from right to left and he ‘somehow’ lost balance and landed in the water. I swear it wasn’t my fault that he nearly drowned!!!

Though I didn’t bring him in a hospital, but to Crocus.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

I’d steal his alcohol *shrugs*. He will never dare to make fun of them ever again. MUHAHAHA…

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

I am not sure, if it’s really my fault… I mean babysitting Shanks is a fulltime job, so he could easily overlook my existence or he simply thinks I am to annoying and does not want to put up with me.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Kill them in the blink of an eye-

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

He would tell me that it was my own fault, because vacation with Rayleigh means hard training in a jungle. Still he would treat my wounds the best he can and let me heal for the rest of the training.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

He will give me meat which is poorly wrapped into paper.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Rescue me with a rueful smile, because he was the one who started the fire in the first place!!!

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

He’d be all mature and tell me that I don’t have to do this and afterwards hit Thatch and Ace who got me into this…

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

He probably would calmly ask me, If I preferred old man and….

Wait… wasn’t Ben either ignoring me or not even kneeing who I am?!... SHANKS!!! *runs off to Shanks to hit him, because he somehow got his first mate drunk*

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Rearrange the guys body and tell him in his darkest voice to stay away from me, while I am cuddling Bepo.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

He will try everything to lighten my mood (mostly implies the use of alcohol)…

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Probably ignore me, because he used such strange behavior from his captain.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

His hair is green *…*is obsessed with everything green*

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

I’d choke at my drink and tell him that he is an idiot. I mean … it took him like twenty years too tell me!! When he will tell that Shanks?!?!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

Great… I am the possible daughter in law of the most wanted man in the world, just f*ing great…

Although I believe we would get along quite well, because I think the government is doing a bad job, and besides I would get to know who is Luffy’d mum *

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Can’t somebody be in love with someone his age nowadays?!?!?!

Yet I believe that Ace would get over Shanks… Ace is young and will find the right person one day.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

I highly doubt that, although I ship that pairing…

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Pops is definitely NO player…for sure…

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

If he is looking at me like that, I really should start making a plan how to kill me hairdresser…

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Before I say anything I’d hit hi over the head and remind him of the fact that he has a SON with his lovely woman.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?

Ignore the e-mail until he talks to me personally and I can be sure that he is sober…or not.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

First mate in love….KAAAWWWAAAAIII!!!! *squeals*

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

They are BROTHERS and didn’t have a proper talk in THREE YEARS!!! What do you think, I think?!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Well… they both love sake, don’t they?...

Would 2 trust 5?

I think that he would, if he really had to.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Ben would send Ace to annoy Shanks or Ace would plainly fall asleep…

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What subject will they pick?

Uhm… That’s hard to say… I’d say philosophy/art, they just fit in there

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

I doubt that you can neither identify nor eat it-.-….

I mean Luffy isn’t able to cook, when rescuing his life and Pops can’t even use the kitchenware…

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

They’d be doctors. Law is already a doctor and Shanks surely would be a great pediatrician.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

SO that’s the reason he has such an interesting haircut *…

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

I am sure old man Whitebeard wouldn’t be happy what the one armed brat drew for him….

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

The time they first met which probably was downright embarrassing and the only reason why Ben came with Shanks in the first place.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Very, veeery unlikely to happen…

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Firstly he so did on purpose and secondly he just did it to test Shanks’s reaction.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

I doubt that Pop’s nurses would let them.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Yes, he isn’t, because I am not celebrating, but he and everybody else will throw a party for me anyways.

7 won the lottery?

He won it? You’re sure that he did not just steal it, because he is a damn PIRATE!!!

8 had quite a big secret?

One Piece for example?!

9 became a singer?

He so was drunk…

10 got a daughter?

A new friend!!!!! *

What would 1 think of 2?

That he is a respectable man :D

How would 3 greet 4?

Jump him and hug him in a very rubbery hug (Ace wouldn’t get him off for ages)

What would 4 envy about 5?

Nothing because they love each other like brothers.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Uhm… That he would live a long and fulfilled life?

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They are pirates….

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Maybe he would be unhappy that Roger ordered him around(?), but I doubt that Law would do anything in retrun…

Where would 8 meet 9?

Aboard the Oro Jackson, because they were part of the same crew?!

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

I doubt that there is nothing Ben couldn’t ask his captain about…

What would make 10 scared of 1?

The fact that Zoro can drink just as much as his captain, very worrisome indeed…

Is 3 Gay?

I really doubt that he does even know what gay means… -.-

I'm copying too much...but it's fun!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You Shouldn't play with fire. UPDATE: TO ANYONE STILL INTERESTED IN THIS STORY! IT WILL BE MOVED AND REWRITTEN ON THE Azraelthegunslinger ACOUNT. Plz leave a review if you have any concerns or pm my Azrael account, Sorry for the inconvenience thank you
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,131 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 3/8/2011 - E. Kidd, Killer
Turning Tides by Shadowed-Shikyo reviews
He's a pirate and an ass. A very cute ass. Er, not to say that his ass WAS cute, which it was. She's never going to tell him that. LawxOC He's a sadistic psychopath but he's her ticket off Sabaody. So she took it. KidxOC [As of 6/28/13 chapters 1-18 have been edited and revamped.]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,189 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 4/2/2010 - E. Kidd, T. Law, OC
The Marine's Daughter by Cottonball428 reviews
Maia is young and loyal. But where will her loyalties lie when she begins to fall in love with a pirate? AceXOC. Language, scene of rape, sexual content.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,040 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Ace
Journey Through Darkness by Kelesnya reviews
Captured by pirates and sailing the most dangerous sea in the world, she would need to rely on all her strength, courage, and faith to survive. Meanwhile, he would find things in his heart he never knew were there.LawxOC new content more to come!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,218 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 7/14/2010 - T. Law
Instinct by xOC Time Traveler reviews
When a girl leaves her home, she goes out to sea but she gets stuck in this mist. When she gets out again she's in the future! What happens if she reunites with the once shy freckled little boy she once knew? AcexOC Ace OC CH1-7 REUPLOADED
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,894 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Ace
Seireitei Monogatari by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Tales of the Court of Pure Souls. A collection of drabbles and one shots with various pairings, taking place at various times and locations during the series. Yaoi, Yuri, Het, and Gen.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 200 - Words: 358,774 - Reviews: 1774 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Sakura and Sake Romances by KarinXToshiro reviews
Recent shinigami academy graduates Jun and Aika are surprised when they find themselves falling in love for the first time, and even worse, with their Taichous! ByakuyaxOC,ShunsuixOC maybe some other pairings along the way- DISCONTINUED
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,999 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - [Byakuya K., OC] Shunsui K.
Brokenly Twisted by ThetaWolfe reviews
In a future where Konoha burned, Naruto Uzumaki was dying, leaving Kyuubi with no choice. Waking up in his twelve year old body, fox ears and a tail was just one of the many new surprises awaiting his future. KakaNaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,561 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Life is Full of Surprises by Kira michi reviews
Kenpachi/OC, Byakuya/OC, and Hitsugaya/OC. Don't like, then don't read. No flaming. Didn't mean for it to be this long! X3 Completed!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 364,020 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Byakuya K., T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki, OC - Complete
Midterm Anxiety by Nitroid reviews
Midterms are fast approaching with an impending doom, and the boys are having a study session at Ichigo's place. With all the obvious tension floating around, it's tough not to get a little sidetracked. AU, mature. Grimmjow vs Stark x Ichigo, threesome.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
A Tiger by the Tail by BloodAmulet reviews
Don't piss off elder Gypsy women. Exactly the thing Trafalgar Law did and now he 'suffers' in the body of another creature, stuck in the 'care' of one Eustass Kidd. :yaoi:
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,870 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - E. Kidd, T. Law - Complete
If It Was a Boy by Lolly Dream reviews
The war in Impel Down brought on many interesting thoughts. Here is some from Crocodile.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Crocodile, Luffy - Complete
Crush: Uke Ichigo Collection by BonneNuit reviews
Ch 85: KenpachixIchigo This is a collection of Ichigo yaoi ficlets that are one to three chapters long each. No underage readers. Just because Ichigo is 'uke' doesn't mean he's weak or submissive- and yes, I will continue posting here.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 236,294 - Reviews: 3965 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki
The Undying Sun by Mist123 reviews
To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. Lewis B. Smedes
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Ace, Marco - Complete
Lazy Bastard by Racey reviews
Ichigo has had a crush on Stark for some time now and it takes a random offer of a ride home for him to finally act on it. Warnings: AU, yaoi, swearing. Oneshot for my beta and friend, Sonbon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/23/2010 - C. Stark, Ichigo K. - Complete
Into the Fire by Arrina-san reviews
Highschool AU. It's a new year in a new school for Deidara. And persistent enemies, crazy students and teachers and overall bad luck warmly welcome him. But despite all the bad luck, something good has to happen once in a while…right? SasoDei and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 147,192 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Eternity by Serpent In Red reviews
She tried to end the imprisonment that was imposed on her, until she learned that freedom came with a price. Rated T, just in case. TR-LV/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Now or Never by monkeys-are-evil reviews
KOTXIZU Kotetsu wants to tell Izumo. Izumo may not agree.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
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A fiery love reviews
WTH! First she nearly drowned and then she ended up in One Piece!Just great...Oh by the way Luffy isn't even born, Garp and Whitebeard are young and Marco wants to screw her...wait...WHAT? characters don't belong to me, but to Oda. apart OC
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,224 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Marco
drabble collection reviews
as the name says it's a collection of a lot of popular and maybe unpopular couples... 2.ShanksXBuggy 3.SmokerXAce 4.AoikijiXRobin 5.SmokerXAce & MarcoXAce 6.MarcoXace... characters belong to Oda... sadly -.-
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Ace, Smoker
Jealousy reviews
Marco is straight, isn't he? But why does he seem to flirt with Ace? And now Thatch is hitting on Ace too! What just has gotten into the world nowadays?... One Piece belongs to Oda
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Ace, Marco - Complete
High school affairs reviews
Ace was furious… And jealous and hurt and all the things he wasn't supposed to be and it drove him mad. You see, Ace was in love with his best friend and exactly there laid the problem... One piece belongs to Oda... sadly -.-
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Ace, Marco - Complete
Christmas is calling reviews
One-shots of different pirate crews, pirates and marines trying to celebrate christmas which includes decorating the tree, baking cookies and so on... and naturally failing in all that XD... may OOC-ness and characters all belong to Oda... sadly -.-
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Luffy
memories of a flame reviews
this just a little drabble/poem/IDK about Marco's thought after Ace death... charcters belong to Oda and Oda only... sadly -.-
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Ace, Marco - Complete