Just some ficlets and drabbles and what have you.

Following on from Heyer's final paragraph, here is what may have happened on Charles and Sophie's damp journey back from Lacey Manor to London.

Set shortly after the marriage of Mr.Darcy and Elizabeth,this story is a venture into their marriage and the happenings in the lives of their friends and family.

Sort of a continuation from "Fair Warning". AU for the middle of the" Castle of Fyrien". Merlin and Arthur don't escape after bringing down the roof on Morgause and Cenred. Snarky Merlin returns. Torture, reveal!, BAMF Merlin.

100 word drabbles mostly, with possibly other fixed length ficlets someday as well. Disclaimer: I don't own Holmes, or Watson, but you know that!

A jump into the life of D.Butler. At thirteen he's a lean, mean, fighting machine. Maybe too lean. The Major knows something is up. He's suspected it for a while now, but he's been biding his time. Some things are best approached with all the caution awarded to a live bomb; highly-trained, defensive, teenage nephews are one of them. Of the "From The Rough" fic-set. WARNINGS APPLY.

L.M. Montgomery left much of Anne and Gilbert's relationship through all of the books to the imagination, with tantalizing little lines here and there. These stories will add some color to the empty spaces.

A dumping-ground for my unbeta'd, one-shot brain-dribbles! From dinner dates to male birthing, proposals, haircuts, clone growing and a little bit of casual heartbreak. A bit of everything so I hope you enjoy! Chapter 23 - Artemis isn't the only Fowl with a plan. Cora's back.

When the sea took their parents, Anna knocked on Elsa's door one last time... and Elsa reached out without thinking. Now those few words might just build a fragile bridge between two sisters for the first time in forever. Because Anna isn't very good at giving up. Re-imagining the three years in between- a series of oneshots of what could have been.

A random series of short pieces centred around Merlin's wait and the return of the Once and Future King. Some comedy, some angst, some before the return, some after, and all out of sequence (just to warn you.)

My interpretation of a certain much-anticipated event in "The Atlantis Complex." Sometimes, the last thing we should do is say what we want to say. IMPORTANT: Includes prompt for a short story competition. Prize includes podfic-ication of the winner!

Elsa's wary of the ice harvester smiling at her sister like that. Especially after what just happened with Hans.

Spoilers for Sherlock Series 3. John Watson isn't speaking to his pregnant wife, but she's not alone. The world's only consulting detective takes care of the woman who almost shot him to death, for reasons they both understand very well. One shot

They didn't know how to be with each other. No pairings.

Things not intended for publication. The sometimes weird, sometimes unfinished, and otherwise imperfect pieces from my documents folder. Ch 23: The chapter I wish I'd have had the foresight to post as chapter 22. Or, the chapter which lives up to the above summary possibly better than any other.

A collection of All-Humor/All-the-Time one-shots, two-shots, red-shots, and blue-shots featuring wit, wordplay, silliness, a vengeful beaver, bald Uther, What-ifs, frying pans, parodies of fanfiction clichés, and much, much more... 59. Arthur's got some new clothes...

As he watches Merlin go through a difficult time, Leon is forced to question everything he knows about duty and responsibility and the places of servants and nobles in society. Set very early in season 1 canon. Rated T for some abuse.

It's the night of the party celebrating the return and good health of the queen and the princess, as well as the return of summer. What matters most to Elsa and Anna, however, is that it's the first night in thirteen years that neither of them feels alone.

A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.

Premarital relations, elf lessons, hot tubs, dirty dancing, pure torture, relentless gossip, brutal honesty, old shame, and bedroom games. Another collection of moments between Artemis and Holly. Chapter 21: He doesn't know what to do NOW, but I'm sure he could think up something good.

Ever since Holly and Artemis met, their lives have been entwined. This does not guarantee a happy ending. One event in their lives, following three paths, could mean the difference between horror, adventure, and romance. Enemies, friends, and lovers.

...the only thing you can be sure of is that Sherlock will find you.

Merlin prepares for a secret mission while a certain young prince of Camelot becomes overly possessive of his "Uncle" Merlin.

When the King of Camelot and his Court Sorcerer are driven fifteen years into their own past by enemies come beyond the grave, even Emrys isn't sure what to do. The duo must enlist the help of their past selves to return home alive. Time travel. Gen fic.

Lizzie Bennet Diaries. Lizzie and Darcy deal with the ups and downs of parenthood.

Another single young man moves into the neighborhood. Mr. Darcy experiences jealousy for the first time, Charlotte questions her own views on marriage, and Mrs. Bennet wins an argument. The story begins when Jane is sick at Netherfield.

The Lizzie Bennet Diaries universe. A phone call between Charlotte and Darcy leads to Gigi and Fitz coming home to a blanket nest, Lion King, a gleeful Lizzie, and a rather pleased (and rightfully so) Darcy.

"Sometimes I feel the weight of my destiny crushing me." And never more so than after talking to the druids, who may understand about his magic, but still do not understand Merlin any more than the rest of the world.

Post 5.13. Somehow, even without a clear view of his face, Arthur can tell Merlin's smiling. It seems like Merlin's always smiling, these days.

{Lizzie Bennet Diaries} Her brother's been different lately, withdrawn and quiet, and Gigi hopes their yearly ski trip will give her a chance to find out why.

A collection of stories about the goings on in Camelot as Arthur, Merlin and the knights set about rebuilding after Morgana's defeat at the end of season 3. Banter and bromance. Chapter 4 is now up, would you believe! The World of Good: Arthur's attempts to stamp out further mention of Boris and the Chamber Pot Incident is met with resistance.

The winter of 1811 was perilously and unexpectedly cold. The roads became impassable and neighbors leaned on each other to bear the barren winter. The Winter of 1811 found Netherfield Park occupied for Christmas. Holiday fic 2012.

Merlin wants to visit his friend one last time to fill him in on some important things. After all, Arthur's already proved that it's possible to visit the dead. no slash, post 5.13. Friendship. Ficlet.

Merlin doesn't have to wait anymore.

Drabbles inspired by Series Five. Spoilers for all episodes. Now- The Diamond of the Day (Part 2): The End

When Arthur invites his new girlfriend home for Christmas, she brings along a friend who catches the eye of his sister, who needs a little guidance in how to properly celebrate the holiday. M/M. Slight A/G.

Lizzie Bennet Diaries universe. Lizzie attends Pemberley Inc.'s office Christmas party on the last day of her project. Lizzie and Darcy try to say goodbye. Fitz helps.

Lizzie Bennet Diaries-verse. Sometimes even the most talkative, eloquent people can be at a loss for words. Lizzie has tea with William Darcy and his little sister while on her thesis company shadow and learns a little about the Darcy family...and how little she really knows about one Darcy in particular.

There's been an interesting development in the usually drone patterns of the university campus. Susan Derkins, note: childhood nemesis, has transferred to NYU. Will await further development. Signed, Dr. Calvin. SusieCalvin... eventually.

Sherlock is upset, and Joan isn't around to sooth his mind. In fact, she's the very reason he's all out of sorts. Read what happens when our favorite sexy mastermind deduces why that is.

Where Arthur asks for Merlin's advice but doesn't get the answer he's looking for.

After a failed kidnap attempt, Merlin begins acting strangely. As Arthur and the others try to figure out what really happened that night, dangerous attacks begin on Camelot. Will Arthur ever discover what's wrong with his servant, or will this just be another one of Merlin's secrets? No slash.

Foaly secretly loves painting, as stated in th Artemis Fowl Files. Sadly Foaly's teacher told him he was no good. This caused Foaly to quit painting. What happens when Foaly takes up the brush again? Just some good ol' fashioned fluff.

A/H. SPOILERS for TLG. Three months after the battle with Opal, Holly is still trying to pick up the pieces...

When Uther takes measures to root out the culprit who he thinks is out to destroy Camelot, Merlin is in trouble. Angst / whump / Bromance.

My drabble collection. Drabble 79: "He decided it may be his favorite color."

It's not just Merlin. In fact, it's never been just Merlin. Camelot is rife with secrets and, one by one, they are all being exposed. And the Cup of Life is the ultimate McGuffin. Reconciliation story, so AU and strange. Also now a five-and-one. COMPLETE!

Lately Holly has been confused about her feelings for Artemis Fowl. She begns writing a diary so that she can understand her feelings better. Will she be shocked by what she finds out, or does she already know? A/H eventually. Can they truly succeed?

Who here has wondered exactly what each character would have acted like if they witnessed Artemis Fowl's death? What about Artemis Fowl's last words to each character? Click to find out.

He handed off his own sword and whipped out his knife, putting it to Arthur's throat. "You're dead," he said, gloating. -no slash, oneshot.

John. Sherlock. Disneyland Paris. Multimedia project co-created with labourslamp. FINALLY COMPLETE! Disclaimer: Story is mine, characters are not.

Eragon and Saphira return to Ellesmera on the eve of the Agaeti Blodhren to visit the land they left behind. Angela gives some unsought advice, Arya picks a fight, flowers reveal a secret, and everyone ends up a lot better off than in Paolini's novel.

In which Arthur is captured, Morgana is mean, Leon is accused of being the immortal Emrys, Percival becomes an adoptive father with a talent for disappearing, and Merlin is important to the plot. Season 4 finale, no slash.

Morgana will kill Arthur unless Emrys reveals himself. So he does.

Tag to 4x8, "Lamia." When Arthur discovers what his knights did to his servant while under the creature's influence, he and Merlin get into a bit of a row over what should be done about it. Chapter 5: Back in Camelot with Arthur and a visit from Gwaine.

All Arthur wants is a friend.

"His name's not even Merlin!" Arthur shouted, rounding on his servant again, jabbing a finger in his direction. Merlin flinched. / Arthur's discovered something. And he's not happy about it. No slash.

Things you would never hear the characters say. Never. Not in a thousand years. Except here. No slash.

A sorcerer starts bragging that he is Emrys, the most powerful of all. The others don't believe it and put it to a test-a cave that holds power that only Emrys can wield. What happens when Uther hears? What happens if he's not Emrys? Set before 3x12

ONE SHOT. "Mrs Hudson knew precisely what kind of person she was offering tea to. The assassin, however, did not know what she'd added to the tea." Or: Mrs Hudson is the biggest BAMF of all.

Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.

Sherlock Holmes learns to drive. Mycroft may never recover.

"I told you once that I was happy to be your servant until the day I died. Now you know I wasn't lying." The king would have given anything if the beast had taken him instead of his friend...

A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.

Because sometimes, no matter how you chant at the screen for something to happen, the characters just refuse to cooperate. So sometimes, I have to make them. Season 4 ficlets. Spoilers. No slash. T in case.

Artemis and Holly realize their dreams.

or, how new citizens of Camelot, passers-by and visiting noblemen end bewildered by the unprecedented behavior of a certain Court Sorcerer and a High King. Mostly fluff. My Christmas present for you guys!

Arthur had expected a pep talk from Merlin, but this is not how he saw it going. [Inspired by Season 4 finale summary]

How hard could it be to kill one king? An effective assassin plans for all possibilities...apart from said king's servant being a warlock with a destiny.

When Merlin sees Agravaine leaving Morgana's house in s4ep6, it's a perfect You've Been Framed moment. It's just a shame he's got no way of capturing it, right? Even if he did, there's no way anything would ever run smoothly for our hero...

What if, after The Final Problem, Holmes never left London? What if he spent those three years 'bumping into' Watson?

"Stay away from him!" The visiting prince snapped his eyes to meet Arthur's challenge. "Why?" he sneered. "He's just a mouthy servant. He needed to be taught a lesson." An old acquaintance of Arthur's is in Camelot and Merlin suffers because of it.

As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS

"Have you ever seen a cool guy wear a sweater? No? Didn't think so." Eugene fights to keep control of his wardrobe, but Rapunzel's reign seems to reach into the very closets of Corona.

Because parenthood is a journey and only Artemis can make it seem like a triathlon. Which, it turns out, it is. Artemis/Holly and, of course, Ariciah.

Arthur thought that the arrow he shot would hit the boar. Turns out, Arthur was wrong. Will Merlin survive Arthur's bad aim? Merlin whump. No slash. Inspired/prompted by romirola. Two shot, complete.

A wandering man is lost, and has given away his script. Spotting a main character, he stops him and asks if he knows where the man is supposed to be going. Crack poetry oneshot. No slash.

When a battle leaves Deryn suspended beneath the Leviathan, the last person she expects to slide down a rescue wire is His Serene Highness. But Alek isn't giving up. Things just got a whole lot more complicated...

Queen is back with a new show to review... amusingly : Enter for brilliant deductions, wonderful subtext, creepy side characters and shameless gushing praise of just about everything. Hope you enjoy!

A wagon ride in the woods is interrupted by a strange man in a bowtie looking for his time machine. It was around here somewhere... Calvin & Hobbes crossover with Doctor Who.

The Sherlock Flashfic Challenge was The Case of the Foregone Conclusion. In Conan Doyle, Holmes is fond of saying, "Cannot you see, my dear Watson, that these facts admit of only one interpretation?" But in this case, no, they don't.

Elizabeth always enjoys making temporary friends on airplanes, but when her only option for conversation is a perpetually scowling businessman, she may find that her 'single serving friend' is more permanent than she thought. One-Shot

Arthur discovers Merlin's secret. That's the least complicated part of his day. Smidge of Arwen. Teeny-tiny spoilers up to 3x03.

All Nico wanted was to enjoy his gourmet burger in peace. But obviously a warring Sonny Munroe and Chad Dylan Cooper can't let that happen. SxC

Instead of alphabet squares, Frank suggests that they all play a game of Sardines. AU & a little cracky, but hopefully still fun.

You have destroyed me, Eragon Shur'tugal.

Not entirely surprisingly, Merlin ends up in the dungeons again... but the Knights of the Round Table never abandon one of their own.

From 'Emma'. A series of drabbles following Emma and Mr. Knightley's relationship almost from the beginning. Rated T for later chapters.

A guide from the expert. See, I know it's been done, but we needed one for those of us who don't like slash. Rating is for some minor suggestive comments. Mentions Arwen, ArMor, U/Y, Mergana... Basically all and anti-slash, mostly anti-Merthur/Arlin

Merlin is really good at keeping secrets, but surely he's not that good. Chapter 8 - Arthur: Part II Arthur's just found out that Merlin has magic, and he's about to find out he was the last to know... somehow, this annoys him more.

The big reveal... with a little twist.

Arthur's wrong and Merlin's tired.

Magic is a strange and dangerous thing. When a magical mishap transforms Artemis into an elf, his life is reborn in Haven. Follow him as he struggles to regain friends, family, and his fortune. Bad summary... Sigh. A/H

Artemis Sherlock crossover from an idea provided by Aji xybolic . Artemis is Sherlock and John's son. Definitely contains slash as well as Artemis/Holly. This is currently only a one shot as I have no other ideas to continue it.

Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H

Ridiculous things happen. Arthur thought that this was probably the most ridiculous thing yet. Uther thought it was an outrage. Lancelot thought it spelled doom. Merlin was inclined to agree with Arthur.

For a request over at Sherlockbbc...Sherlock in a sensory deprivation tank.

Insanity must be contagious, because John finds himself talking to that damn skull more often than he would like to admit.

Title: A Complex Conundrum. There are three things Artemis Fowl hates more than anything else in the world: prison, lollipops, and psychologists. And he's got two of the three at the moment.

Holmes and Watson must share a bed during a case, but once they get back to Baker Street, they find themselves unable to sleep alone. Fluff. Holmes/Watson.

Sherlock and John go to the pub after a long day and Sherlock realizes that the man sitting next to them is a serial killer. He then proceeds to tell everyone how he knows. Written for a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme.

A lot can change in three years. People most of all. Set during the "missing years" in TLC.

A series of vignettes inspired by The Atlantis Complex. Contains spoilers.

You can't really tell from the story, but this is about Hannah from Thirteen Reasons Why, from the perspective of her teddy bear. This is a one shot. Hope you enjoy

SERIOUS TAC SPOILERS. The missing scene from the end of The Atlantis Complex. The Merriam-Webster dictionary describes a bivouac as "a usually temporary encampment under little or no shelter". And just what would Holly Short need shelter from?

ANOTHER 5 times fic of mine! I'm sorry! This time a tale about how Holmes gets over Watson...or attempts to anyway! Enjoy!

On the anniversary of the day of his father's disappearance with the Fowl Star, 7 years after the incident, Artemis contemplates.

Artemis, Holly, Foaly, Mulch, Butler and Juliet are all enjoying the cliche days leading up to Christmas the usual A/H stunt until Artemis's family make a surprise drop in and a date doesn't go as planned. Epilogue: the wedding. COMPLETE

Stoick and Toothless reach an understanding.

"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'

Why Artemis was so keen on GETTING RID OF those psychologists. Butler really should have known better.

Holly is stripped of her power and exiled from Haven after the Council blames her for the Artemis Fowl incident. Powerless, Holly finds herself trying to rebuild her life from inside Fowl Manor. Eventual AH. Rating may go up later for adult themes.

Early Father's Day tribute. Butler loves his young charge like a son. So every Father's Day, he's always hit with a powerful jealousy towards Timmy Fowl. But Artemis Fowl hasn't forgotten his favorite manservant this year.... One-Shot. Short.

He has the hands of a blacksmith but a heart of a prince- if only she could see that. AU fic, in which Arthur is the blacksmith's son, Gwen a princess and Lancelot the enviable but smarmy knight.

Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.

“Dear Mr. Artemis Fowl II,” the letter began in overly elegant dark blue shiny font. “It is with utmost regret that we inform you that your services are no longer needed by our Publisher."

Love you both. Tell Tawni and Zora I love them too, and Marshal. Heck, even Miss Bitterman." Then she ran to her car, away from the studio, away from her friends, away from her life, away from...me. What happens when Sonny has enough?

He's Chad Dylan Cooper for crying out loud! He can get any girl he wants... or so he thinks. So, how does he end up taking an unimpressed Sonny out on 26 alphabetized dates? A bet perhaps? Who will win? Pure Channy from A - Z!

Something hollow had been filled, something hardened had been eased, when Artemis “met” and slowly grew to know Captain Short. 50 sentences from the 1sentence Livejournal community.

AxH, mostly UST, post TTP. Months after Opal's escape at Hook Head, Artemis and Holly are again thrown together when an LEP officer goes missing, and reports surface of a 'monster' in Fort Tryon Park, Manhattan.

When Artemis was six years old, he solved the mystery of the stolen Mayoral Jewels of Dublin. One Shot. Inspired by the Gnommish codes in the first Artemis Fowl book.

A powerful sorcerer named Emrys resides in Camelot, a silent guardian to Prince Arthur. But why would any sorcerer protect a Pendragon? Candun intends to find out, even if it means kidnapping the prince of Camelot as bait. No Slash! Sequel now posted!

Watson is in the midst of a crisis, and there is little Holmes can do to help. Bromance focused.

What basically happens.

A simple conversation about kissing turns to, well, something bigger. Holly forgot momentarily that Artemis, regardless of his mental capabilities, was still just a man and every man had his breaking point. Apparently, she was his . Artemis/Holly

Holly decides to have a garage sale. need i say more?

Guess what’s the only thing that can wake Artemis when he falls into a magical coma after getting a paper cut from a cursed book. Guess who has to carry out that cure. Guess who’s laughing his horsey butt off. HxA

After an extraordinary event, can one return to an ordinary life? Holly, at least, is determined to try. And, needless to say, everyone pitches in to help - regardless of whether or not she wants them to.

Foaly has the bright idea to force Holly, Artemis and Mulch to go on a camping trip with him. To Holly and Artemis it seems like pure torture. But will something happen to make them change their minds? Rated T just because I'm paranoid XD

Otto tries to ask Laura out on a date, but there's a twist. Read it and you just might find out....

What did the male volcano say to the female volcano? I lava you! All Dialogue/Drabble. Chad/Sonny. Channy. Cheesy. Pointless. xD

One-shot. Set after TEC. Artemis has been dreaming about a hazel-eyed, redheaded girl. On a visit to England, Artemis runs into another spirited redhead who reminds him of her... Artemis/Holly, Artemis/Ginny. AF/HP Crossover

Oh, so now I have to know your middle name to care about you?" Sonny/Chad. All dialogue.

All the Artemis Fowl books decoded and the Fairy Code in The Artemis Fowl Files. Disclaimer at the end.

When a ratings crazy TV station invents a new show all they need are contestants. And they choose the fairies that people love to hate: Police Officers! But when you add in Artemis Fowl, Mulch Diggums and Foaly you have one very weird show.

A list of 101 things Trouble Kelp never should have learned at the Academy- but did. Some ideas are worse than others. Some are just plain stupid. Some you might not understand. WARNING: Some not-so-nice content. Nothing graphic.

A collab w/KCS, based on a bunny by bcbdrums. AU sequel to "On Afghanistan's Plains" -- as if "Young British Soldier" never happened. An elderly doctor from Watson's past asks Holmes to investigate the disturbing harassment of former army doctors. Complet

Join everyone's favorite Artemis Fowl characters, and some brand new friends, in an epic tale of shocking truths and indescribable drama. This is WALLMART. *P.S. Please don't sue me.*

Artemis has been playing the piano since before he can remember. His family hails him as a virtuoso. Artemis thinks he's a fraud. Oneshot.

The Five FindOuters are puzzled by the appearance of five strangers in Peterswood during school hols. Who are they? Why are they here? And are they really strangers to Enid Blyton readers? Finally finished after a couple of years!

Artemis and Butler, the ideal team? Backtrack to their early days: Toddler Artemis refuses to let Butler 'order' him and the Green Beret commander would rather die than admit that he has finally met his match IN A ONE YEAR OLD BABY!

Artemis and Holly have to say goodbye. A song fic to Snow Patrol's Chasing Cars.

Arty isn't feeling quite himself… Are the LEP somehow behind this abrupt change? Will Artemis ever go back to normal? Will he ever discover the proper way to put on pantyhose? AU, obviously. Set after Opal Deception.

In which various people antagonize Julius in various way for various reasons with various degrees of success. Pretty funny, usually light, and I think everyone will enjoy it. Um, I forgot about the swearing from dearest Julius. I just changed the rating,

Ever got tired of your siblings cooing about Dora? R&R to vent your frustrations on her! REPOSTED AFTER EDITING

.After Julius Root died, no one suspected he left behind any survivors. They were wrong. Now Wing Commander Vinyaya reflects on Julius and the memories he left her with. Songs from Evanescence and Michelle Branch.

Holly gets cursed on the way into work (as you do) with a hex that means for the next seven days she will experience each of the seven sins. Needless to say chaos insues. Rated as secondary humour in account of my attempt to be funny...

When Holly is involved in a serious accident, Artemis&co. act as her "Babysitters". They look through some of Holly's old home movies and learn more about her than they thought possible. New chapter up!

Juliet, as always, was getting into trouble. First, she had missed her plane for the wrestling tour. Then, she had trapped herself on the roof of a very high building. Neither of these things were very good.

Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!

In between keeping the underground safe from trolls, humans and icecream, the LEP like to kick back, relax and... annoy each other.