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Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews
Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 267,641 - Reviews: 5127 - Favs: 3,719 - Follows: 4,514 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Punishment by my1alias reviews
For Jaeyliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. A prisoner has been causing trouble and Officer Swan must punish him for his antics. Lemon ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ruthless and Ivory by MujerN reviews
The full story to the Red Ribbon assassin-Finalist to Tattward and Inkella Contest: She finds every corpse he hides. She follows every trail he leaves behind. A ribbon. A clue. A crime. She doesn't know he'll do anything to keep her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 266,847 - Reviews: 2130 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4478 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Finger Painting by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Alice drags her brother Edward to an art show, intent on introducing him to her friend. Instead, Edward meets an intriguing painter, who takes the exploration of colors to a whole new level. AH and rated M for a reason folks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,942 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Hot and Cold by Soap1 reviews
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black come from different homes, different backgrounds: one craves love, the other doesn't even know what love is. How will they end up together? SBRL. Slashy smut in later chapters - be warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,082 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Where the Road Leads You by CherBella reviews
Jasper prefers living the life of a gypsy, traveling from town to town, nothing and no one to tie him down. When he finds himself drawn to Seattle he finds more than he ever expected. This is a SLASH fic, An entry for the 2010 In the Closet Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,405 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,718 - Reviews: 2931 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8361 - Favs: 5,844 - Follows: 4,248 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bridge by fakiagirl reviews
USUK. Arthur is a poet with too many dreams. Alfred is a university student with too much time to kill. Maybe it's chance they end up together, but it will take more than chance to keep them there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,948 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Blood Play by kissyfur reviews
There Will Be Blood contest Readers' Choice 1st Place Winner: Waking up naked in a strange bed is bad. Waking up naked and tied up in a strange bed is worse. Even worse than that? Waking up naked and tied up in the bed of a Vampire that wants to eat you.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 85,957 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Clockwork by Childish Sadism reviews
Do come into my castle. In here you would find everything you need, love, comfort, warmth and devotion. I just hope you don't try to leave. US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/11/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Walls Between Us by wildknees reviews
COMPLETE! Student-teacher AU. It's Remus' final year at Hogwarts and he doesn't know what to expect with Prof Black as the new DADA teacher. Voldemort is gaining power, the wizarding world is in dispute, and Remus has no idea where he fits into all of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,122 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lockdown by Rizember reviews
Between dealing with crazy moms, psychotic guardians and a useless entourage, the last thing the rival authors needed was to be locked up together to write a book without killing each other first. Humour. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,787 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Shiny Freak by prettyflour reviews
Bella with some backbone. A cynical smart ass who attracts the attention of the local brooding vampire, Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. Rated M for strong snark and lemons galore. Nominated for three Tomato Soup Awards!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,332 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Married My Ex Boss by tinklove reviews
Bella is forced to go to Vegas with her sister-in-law to cheer up after a bad breakup. Edward, who is Bella’s ex-boss, has a meeting in Vegas. They meet, get drunk and end up married. She asks for divorce, he asks for 6 months. Canon-couples. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,271 - Reviews: 3684 - Favs: 4,348 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love is Hell by Kefe reviews
Edward Cullen HAD Bella Swan from the moment they first met. He owned her, everything about her and he threw it all away in a few hours. But now he's back to win her all over again but this time she's not falling. AH, OOC, rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 185,343 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Again by Akiru chan reviews
Sometimes all we need is one little push from the right, or perhaps most unlikely, person. AU NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,051 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Where The Cool Grass Grows by Akiru chan reviews
It was during the summer, with only the moon as their witness, that they came together. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hunting by thegoodpill reviews
Zuko and Sokka go hunting. But for what? Food or each other?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Edward's Eclipse by ForksVampireGirl reviews
My second venture into Edward's mind. Like Midnight Sun Continued, all dialogue taken from the series is quoted exactly. The rest is just my overactive imagination. Hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 202,646 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Black Dragon by Valse De La Lune reviews
Bella defied the arrogant Edward. He will not forget her. She will be his sacrifice, he will make her his prisoner, and he will make her his, after all, he is the most feared. He is known as The Black Dragon. All Human. Dark. Medieval
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,713 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Adult Video by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
In an effort to uncover a streaker, Sakura goes undercover at an adult video store, and learns more about her fellow rookies than she would have preferred.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Fixing Precious: A Love Story by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Jasper's computer needs help from an expert. Enter Geekward. A little slashy o/s written for Yogagal's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Seducing a Wolf by Galadriell reviews
Seventh year at Hogwarts. One chance to get with Remus. Sirius is one determined Gryffindor. He was going to seduce his wolf. Warnings: Horrific tongue in cheek, swearing, fluff, smut, silliness and cringe-worthy humor. Sirius/Remus SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,833 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Roll of the Dice by theladyingrey42 reviews
Every time I roll to try to get up the conviction to kiss him, I always roll a one. A botch. Because kissing my dungeon master - my best friend - my Jasper - would be the definition of a botch." M for citrusy, geeky boy-love. For SorceressCirce's bday
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,881 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Pay Up by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke's just doing his duty to keep the squatter situation under control. SasuNaru PWP, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Greasemonkey by darkalbino reviews
As crappy as his whole day had been, the 3 AM reunion on a deserted road made it somewhat better. SasuNaruSasu. For LavitaaColori. PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stealing The Heart by littleshyangel reviews
Arthur has spent nights seeking out the most wanted thief in Camelot, but when injured in the crossfire of their capture, he has but little choice to accept help from the very person he sought after. So what happens if the thief steals his heart instead?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,568 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9739 - Favs: 5,550 - Follows: 2,725 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dark Fantasy by seanbiggerstaffrox reviews
Written for dreaminGemini. Arthur administers a punishment to Merlin that leads to more than they bargained for. Warnings: Public Spanking, Light bondage, Sex. Rated M. PWP/Lemon. One-shot.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
How Twilight Should Be Written by ghostbong reviews
In Bella's POV, but in this story she's actually NOT stupid or a total douche canoe. Only read if you dislike Twilight. Or read if you DO like Twilight but aren't too stuffy to have a sense of humor. HA HA, read on, fool.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Last Will and Testament of Uzumaki Naruto by BlushingLotus reviews
Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,847 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Edward the Sugar Queen by Nina Windia reviews
Edward is a sugar addicted seventeen-year old who thinks he is a vampire. He is in love with Charlie Swan, who drives in the town's supply of sugar every week. But when Bella arrives, she decides to destroy their relationship and take Edward for her own.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,462 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Charlie S. - Complete
Separated By Common Language by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke is starting an internship at a medical company, all alone in a new country. His mentor seems to hate him, but is there more to Naruto than it seems? Naruto x Sasuke, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,917 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Courtyard by latessitrice reviews
Bella is in time to save Edward in Volterra, but he doesn't give her chance to explain that they are both alive. Since Edward believes they are in heaven, he takes the opportunity to make the reunion memorable in a way she never dared imagine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,617 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 1,960 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Games We Play by ArsenicAngel reviews
Harry catches Draco by surprise on his birthday; Draco gets himself in trouble; just a few more average moments in the not-so-average relationship of Harry and Draco. Oneshot, slash, heavy BDSM & lots of lemony goodness; full warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Once More This Road We Tread by sleepy-orange reviews
A sequel to Forget Me Not And Remember Me Soon . How Merlin and Arthur cope the next time round with Merlin's amnesia. Warnings: Reincarnation. Some swear words?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
Let It Snow by FastForward reviews
The last thing Sasuke wanted to do for Christmas was be stuck in the middle of nowhere with buckets of snow and an annoying neighbour who won't leave him alone. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,718 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Domestication by darkalbino reviews
Naruto was everything frowned upon in a pet, and that was the only reason Sasuke even bothered. SasuNaruSasu. Oneshot. Kitsune!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Up Against You by merraz2590 reviews
Was it that hard to get a good nights sleep? SasuNaruSasu Yaoi, NC17
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,737 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Frostbite by OrangePips reviews
Merlin's really cold, and Arthur's the one who gets to warm him up! : SLASH! Merlin/Arthur
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Heat of the Moment by eprime reviews
PWP. Hogwarts-Era. James discovers something about Remus during a prank gone wrong. Pairing: James/Remus, James/Remus/Sirius, Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Breaking the Ice by eprime reviews
OOTP. There are rumors going around.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
The Beautiful Letdown by ladyinblue6 reviews
Bella's the weird chick at school, Edward's the mayor's son. Homecoming brings them together and lands them with a bun in the oven. How will they deal with the pregnancy and their peers? Inspired by Juno.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,106 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Get Off by ConstantSnow reviews
When the line was crossed, he got off. NC-17 Rating. No underaged readers. Sequel to: Teeth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just Like Chocolate by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Winner Slash/Backslash One Shot Contest. Jasper reminisces about his life with Edward, the texture of buttercream, and the capacity to love. AH. Rated M. Explicit sexual content. Additional outtakes will appear at random intervals.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,040 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14343 - Favs: 15,808 - Follows: 8,437 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teeth by ConstantSnow reviews
Harry followed Malfoy into the Forbidden Forest during a night in sixth year. NC-17 Rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Corrupt by ConstantSnow reviews
'There was no denying it, no avoiding it, ignoring it or forgetting it. Not that Harry wanted to do any of those things. This blinding pleasure was not something Harry wanted to ever give up...' Mature Rating, Slash Pairing. Requested fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Colour Theory for Toddlers by LetheSara reviews
Andromeda Tonks was at her wits end. There was no way she was going to be beaten by a toddler, even one who did currently have blue hair and green eyes. She was determined to teach her grandson colour theory, the only problem is he's got other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Andromeda T., Teddy L. - Complete
adventurous by stickystrawberrymochi reviews
Edward and Bella get busy with their... adventurous babymaking. Hardcore smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,011 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3861 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
The Morning After the Night Before by starfish422 reviews
Slash: The night before - drunkenness and an iPhone. The morning after - humiliation, a hangover and...insanely hot fantasies? A crossover appearance by QAF Emmett. Language/explicit sexuality.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,154 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Untouched by TheNomadSoulmate reviews
Hello. I'm Bella Swan, and i hate men. You didn't really think i'd just be 'dazzled' by you, did you? Oh, honey. I'm smarter than that." A/H AU Definitely OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,075 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5880 - Favs: 6,160 - Follows: 4,833 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight Characters visit the set of TWILIGHT! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Woah! Why do Bella and Edward have mega-phones? Why is Catherine pulling her hair out? And you know that deer out the start of the movie? Who knew, but he's a DI-VA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,419 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009
The Scottish Temptress by ladyinblue6 reviews
Edward is an English soldier that tortures Scottish people to get military information out of during the 1300's. Bella is a captured Scottish woman with information. What will Edward do to get Bella to speak? An entry for the Age of Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,861 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seducing Revenge by ladyinblue6 reviews
Bella isn't your regular government agent. She's a rogue agent, and she's killing everyone that ruined her life. What happens when she takes an FBI agent, Edward Cullen, hostage? Will her revenge still be burned into her mind? AU, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,457 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Schadenfreude by ladyinblue6 reviews
There ain't no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good. AH, OOC, EPoV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,420 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Edward - Complete
Everyone Has a Secret by CloudNineKitty reviews
One-shot! Sasuke is Konoha's masked superhero Sharingan. Can he tell Naruto the truth without scaring his boyfriend away? AU, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,403 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by Ladelle reviews
When Sasuke's given the opportunity to take a business trip with Naruto God's gift to mankind , he concludes that jumping Naruto's bones is top priority. Three-shot gift for YuukoUchiha. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,290 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Making A Home by Ranma15177 reviews
When a beautiful young woman decides to end the misery of her life, Carlisle picks up the pieces and helps her live again. Carlsile X Esme with young Edward in all his sardonic, sarcastic glory as well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,914 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
No Excuses by bohemiandreams reviews
Or, In Which Draco Malfoy gets himself into Trouble, with a capital T. Draco is fantasizing about a certain Gryffindor, and smut ensues. Draco/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12584 - Favs: 7,219 - Follows: 3,497 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Absolutely Scorching by luvscharlie reviews
Bill knows just the thing to turn Charlie on. Bill/Charlie, Bill/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
Day Off Oneshots by Dilmn8 reviews
What happens when Edward and Jasper have a day off. A series of oneshots about our boys. SLASH. PWP.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Escape by artemis lecter reviews
Draco muses about his relationship with a certain raven-haired someone. Can he keep his feelings in check? Rated for sexual content and language, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Desperation of a Horny Werewolf by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
When you have one Remus Lupin, a rather horny werewolf, rushing to the dorms to relieve himself of a certain problem, some rather desperate measures will be taken if he's slowed down by a certain dog animagus that's only goal is to turn him on even more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Slow Thaw by camnz reviews
Hermione is serving at Malfoy Mansion after the war was lost. In her bleak existance, she manages to find ways to cope. Contains nonconsentual. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,166 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You are so annoying, Kiss me! by Lemonygoodness12 reviews
Bella swan gets a ride of a life time when Officer Cullen Otherwise known as Officer Yummy Is instructed to take back to forks. Edward is a strict nononsense guy. And the rambunctious Bella may just melt his stone heart. or drive him insane. AU AH RXR EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Secret Storm by LabRats89 reviews
What if something bad was happening in your household, happening right under your nose, but you never even notice it. What happens when it's the person you trust, with your child, who is the one lashing out? Tragedy strikes the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,190 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Box by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
Yes, I know the title is not very creative at all. Sorry, but my brain is dead. Remus comes home one evening to find Sirius talking to a... box? Ok, one of them must be bloddy losing their minds here, and Remus is willing to bet that it isn't himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
My Immortal by Kelly Mareher reviews
The prep version of My Immortal, by Tara Gilesbie AKA xxxbloodyrists666xxx. So goffik people, no flaming!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - OC, Draco M.
Brown & Beyond by Santiva Potter reviews
A collection of one shots following Kat and Patrick through the ups and downs after high school.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Kat S., Patrick V.
Lost in the Quiet by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Entry for the Black Balloon Contest. She was a whirlwind and he was the calm. Opposites attract, but staying together is harder than coming together. What happens when someone gets lost in the quiet? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Absolute by kodak-85 reviews
The world has been crippled by a plague that disintegrates both the human body and mind. With a rapidly diminishing human population, two opposing leaders rush to find the cure and the answer, to the virus and themselves. SasuNaru, zombie AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,794 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Four Suits by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Everyone went into it thinking that they held all the cards and could control the game. And then things changed again, and again, and again. Whose gamble is going to pay off big-time when all the cards are down? ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,973 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
It Started With A Dream by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
Remus has a rather eventful dream, and decides to tell Sirius about it. RL/SB slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Love Like This by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
How is it that two canines can realize their love each other, but their human counter parts remain ignorant? Sirius/Remus. Short, fluffy, and sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Twilight 100 by wildly-wrathful reviews
Challenge drabbles. "We made a mistake Daddy." - Latest drabble. A series of 100 word drabbles using word prompts. Includes ships such as EdwardBella, SamLeah, and KateGarrett. Spoilers from BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 223 - Words: 32,883 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Volturi Mad Spoof by xXMythical-Midnight-SunXx reviews
This is a collection of random times at the Volturi castle... prepare to laugh, cry, and be disturbed. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009
Clary's Massage by JadedQuill129 reviews
She's exhausted out of her mind thanks to Jace who just wont give her a break off training. Oh, he feels guilty, alright. So he gives her a little massage to loosen up her sore muscles. Which of course, led to something much, much more.Smut in chap. 2.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
Free Hugs by unchartedplots reviews
Bella feels angry and sad that her parents are filing for a divorce. She then meets Edward who is giving out free hugs. All Human. Oneshot. Review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kindred by FarDareisMai2 reviews
2nd Place Mentalward o/s contest. It was heaven and hell all at once, because I knew no one else would ever satisfy me the same way, but I didn’t know if the monster would let me keep her. B/E. A/H. Drama, angst, maybe horror.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,453 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Oh, Edward! by Personal Parallax reviews
Guaranteed to make you laugh!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bleed by sumisimas reviews
People say that snuff is an urban legend. Death created on film, for entertainment - they say it doesn't exist. They're wrong. They're just not looking hard enough. That, and they don't know Edward Masen. Mentalward Contest entry. VERY DARK. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 164 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Messed My Panties by SassenachWench reviews
One-shot. Contest Entry for "The Most Shitteous Craptastic Cuddlecock Crack Contest 2009". I vomited a little as I wrote this. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Iratze by Duck Life reviews
Jace's POV. To the tune of "Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
The Voices by Miss Snazzy reviews
When life gives you a slightly crazed angel with a thirst for blood, what do you do? You bury the evidence in the backyard. AU. Rated for violence, gore, and sexual content. My entry for the Mentalward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,754 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chance Encounters by ehee reviews
Entry for The Slash Backslash One-Shot contest. Two guys, two cigarettes..one alley, one night. Will Jasper find what he's looking for? SLASH WARNING duh! If you're under 18, go play in the kiddie pool - this water is over your head. JxE AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,821 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Entity by birobird93 reviews
Three friends. Three guys. In the same body. Blood-thirsty murderers, prowling the streets of Chicago, one at a time. "Evil prowls the shadows in this city at night Miss Swan. You will be wise to avoid it...not ask to see it again.”one-shot. RATED MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,741 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Adventitious Musings by TRDancer reviews
Twenty-five unrelated one-shots/drabbles based on one-word prompts for Round One of the Twilight 25.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 15,380 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
The Twilight Saga: LKE SRSLY by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Entry for the Most Craptastic Story contest. The Twilight Saga, done completely in LOLspeak.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Passing By by DeltaSwan90 reviews
It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,235 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 3,428 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Movie SpoofParody by xXMythical-Midnight-SunXx reviews
I spoofed the movie a little, I love the movie, but I was bored and this came to mind, so please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009
I Am Jasper's Inflamed Sense of Rejection by Corinne 22 reviews
O/S written for the Slash Backslash Contest. Does fate actually exist? Is there a reason for everything? Edward is in the middle of finding his true self. Does he find it with Jasper? Lots of slashy, detailed smut. Don't read if you don't like that stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Red Ribbon by MujerN reviews
He is infamous. Everyone knows about the terrorizing murderer who leaves behind bloody scenes and corpses at night while everyone sleeps. Bella, a journalist, investigates and finds her fear turning dangerously into love. One-Shot: Tattward&InkellaContest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masen and Swan: Good Times in the Big Easy by Gleena reviews
Masen and Swan help the New Orleans PD investigate a series of unusual killings involving voodoo and red-haired men. Things get a little sticky when Masen goes undercover, and it's not because of the humidity. Collaboration by Gleena and ebhg.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,604 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Walking the Dark Street by tjbaby reviews
I licked my lips in anticipation, my mouth curving into a smirk as I reveled in her fear. Like a cat with a fat mouse, I reveled in my prey’s fear and she had just become my new toy." Darkward Vamp Entry AU, Mrated for a reason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,482 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Structurally Unsound by starfish422 reviews
Slash: "The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference." - Elie Wiesel. Sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Best Friend Snippets by twilightseries4life reviews
For the Kid Contest. AH. Join Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper, Alice, Edward, and Bella as they watch Dora the Explorer, commit "suicide", and explore Alice's closet. Snippets of my other story Best Friends. Good for a quick laugh.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Complete
Beyond Redemption by Ljiljana reviews
It's not Naruto's job to save souls. It would take more than a few rules to stop him from trying, though. AU, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Things That Go Bump In The Night by Risbeen reviews
Bella is forced to spend the Halloween Night babysitting alone, but things quickly go from mundane to terrifying as the night progresses. Collaboration between Risbee and Coldplaywhore. For Twilight Fright Night Contest. Rated M for Language and Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,164 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Immortal: THE END by Genkigami reviews
The infamous My Immortal ended. The truth is revealed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2009
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Like This by salacious-smiles reviews
BEST DRY HUMP IN THE SLASH BACKSLASH COMPETITION. Carlisle adopted Edward at seventeen, seeing something in him that caught his attention. But, what if he got his perspective wrong? What if Edward was meant to be something more to him? More than a son?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Twilight on Crack by Edward Vs Not reviews
TWILIGHT ON CRACK, BABY! A parody of Twilight in which Bella is a suicidal emo kid and Edward is a preppy, acts-like-he's-gay kid. Basically everyone is opposite. Funniest thing ever. Please read and review! will be multi-chapter. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Things to Look Forward To by darkalbino reviews
Naruto is sick and tired of his noisy neighbors upstairs, so he decides he and Sasuke should make some noise of their own. CRACK, SasuNaruSasu, hard yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Devil on My Shoulder by Flutemelody reviews
Everyone is daring each other to do stupid things. Bella dares Emmett to yell at Newton for cheating on him. Just stupid crazy dares. All human. Warning: You will laugh at least once. Sucks at making summary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Edward
Three Little Words by FacelessxAuthor reviews
Bella arrives at Jacob's doorstep to tell him three little words. One-shot, what I think should have happened, YEAH. GO AHEAD, FLAME! Lisa: You are so pathetic. Me: Oh, and you're not. Lisa: ...Touche. T for one little cuss word. TEAM EDWARD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Always Unfaithful by MaroonWine reviews
Draco Malfoy always seems to steal Hermione Granger away from the men she's bound to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Parasomnia by Disgruntled Minion reviews
Sleep; the natural periodic suspension of consciousness during which the powers of the body are restored and for humans, regular sleep is essential for survival. However, for Itachi, the simple act of falling asleep can turn deadly. AU ItaXNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,541 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Oh, What a Night by Atlanta Sunshine reviews
One-Shot Hermione is stuck at the airport waiting for a flight to London to see Harry and Ginny have their first child. While there, she runs into someone unexpected. OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Equilibrium by Callay1981 reviews
Takes place after NM, E and B are preparing for college, when Alice starts having visions of E becoming human. However,when this happens, B finds herself in a situation in which she has to protect him.Will their relationship finally reach Equilibrium?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 189,953 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Michel's Perspective by AiDeeKay reviews
Companions of the Night by Vivian Vande Velde. Always wanted to know what he was thinking...After she left, he realized this woman was her all. What can he do to turn this human into one of his own...into an ETERNAL companion of the night?
Companions of the Night - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008
Ode To A Vampire Pirate by helliex88 reviews
Crackpoem about Edward deciding to become a pirate, thus ostracizing himself from all other vampires. Sadly the pirate's don't want to know him either. Will he always be an outcast? E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Measure of a Man by remuslives23 reviews
Remus learns that size does matter. Pre slash. Pre romance. Read the warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Edward, I Understand You by LoveAlwaysComplex124 reviews
A new girl--not Bella--comes and knows Edward's secret. Moreover, she thinks he's gay! It's a one shot of a human messing with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
Charlie Helps Edward by LoveAlwaysComplex124 reviews
Charlie starts to question why Edward doesn't eat. He comes to one conclusion: Edward is bulimic?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Charlie S., Edward - Complete
Hysteria by inatowncalledforks reviews
Older darker dominant corporate Edward, hires privet investigator Jacob Black to follow his younger girlfriend, Bella around when she’s acting suspicious. Lemons, a dramatic thriller. Rated M.OCC/AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,050 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8929 - Favs: 15,062 - Follows: 3,155 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Sun Continued by ForksVampireGirl reviews
I went about this in the same way Stephenie Meyer had started Midnight Sun. All the dialog originally from Bella's POV is directly quoted from Twilight. This is Edward's POV, picking up where she left off, midway through chapter 11.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,010 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Daddy Makeover by ebhg reviews
When Renesmee returns home from a shopping trip with a Caboodle of hair accessories, Daddy is her preferred makeover subject. Charlie's recent words on fatherhood convince Edward to take it like a man and allow his daughter some fun at his expense.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Hilarious Quotes! by Kayla Swan Hale-Cullen reviews
realy funny... found most on this sight... i chasnged some up so there were no curses and btw all the twilight ones aplly to me!
Crossover - Misc. Comics & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Masen and Swan: The FBI’s Most Unwanted by Gleena reviews
Special Agent Bella Swan, the FBI’s most unwanted, is partnered with the bureau’s poster boy, SA Edward Masen. Their chemistry keeps them on their toes as they travel to Forks to investigate a series of mysterious deaths. Epic T Collaboration Gleena/ebhg
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,421 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Freedom by 2dragonkat reviews
When he’s left at the Alter, Will flees Port Royal in search of reprieve from the pain. He finds his comfort and salvation on the deck of the Black Pearl and the arms of its captain. Set after first movie, AU from movies 2 and 3 Jack/Will slash. Onesho.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,996 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Fatherly Pride by ebhg reviews
Edward and Bella take Renesmee to Seattle for a day trip six months after Breaking Dawn. Fluff, fluff and fluff. This is a stand-alone outtake from my story Bonding with Daddy. Written for Father's Day.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Application for Permission to Date my Daughter by JazzySpazzy421 reviews
This is from LJ Meents. BxE written by Edward Oneshot Sort of funny Read and review! I suck at summaries...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's first day of school by curlyhead92 reviews
you'll laugh so hard when reading it. I know I did. A little morbid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Poking Fun at the Twilight Saga by Half crazed dancer reviews
Ever wonder how many times Edward is described? Want to know a list of "That's what she said"? Bored, lifeless, or just want to laugh about all things Twilight? Written out of LOVE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11707 - Favs: 8,663 - Follows: 2,616 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The List by amaXdear reviews
100 reasons Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks are cooler than Edward Cullen/Isabella Swan. People are going to hate me... Please read and flame! Edited.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - N. Tonks, Bella - Complete
How the Baseball scene in Twilight should of went by Popular Galinda reviews
Titly says it all but if you love to laugh and see a new version of the film's scene then please read. If you love pure crap, please read. If you dont want to laugh then dont read. That is all
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 2,618 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Lathering Up by katiecullen101 reviews
What if Edward Cullen was real? Edward takes a shower. Someone is watching him. Who? It’s YOU ! Would you just stand and watch? Could you resist temptation? Read to find out.. AU where Bella doesn't exist Rated M . LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Edward - Complete
A Fluke of Sorts by toastedmuffinz reviews
He's the pretty boy, she's the brainy girl. It all started with a missing book to lead to an unexpected development of events; “I’m assuming this note came from the book thief?” - AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,338 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Imprinting by C.Queen reviews
Nobody will explain to Renesmee what exactly it means for Jacob to have imprinted on her, so she decides to look it up in the dictionary with hilarious results.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Labour of Devotion by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A collab between Kitschisme and Rosette-cullen Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,006 - Reviews: 2750 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Black Friday by DarkAuroran reviews
On Friday the 13th, what do you get when you cross a sexy henge with two parties, sake, a full moon, and the hottest Jounin in Konoha? Read to find out. KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,483 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Hand Hugs and Eskimo Kisses by sketchinglife reviews
Angela teaches Bella some new cute ways to show affection and Bella can't wait to try them on Edward. BxE, one-shot and pure fluff!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Worst Fanfic Ever by highonair435 reviews
This is the worst fanfic ever. Inspired by a really bad fanfic I read. Bella, who grows up in an enchilada farm, meets the notorious gangsta, E Cullen. Enter Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster. What happens next? No lemons, just humor. R&R :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2798 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Vampire Heart by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. vampires have enslaved humans. Edward comes to the Center to get his first human and finds Bella, immune to his mind reading and rebellious. He takes her, planning to learn more about her strange behavior. Full Summery inside. ExB JxA COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,541 - Reviews: 2329 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silly Vampires by xcaitlinnnnn reviews
Bella and Edward watch a movie. Pure fluff. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Will Work Fer Smut by vanillabeans reviews
NC-17 One-Shot! Bella, being engrossed in a happily fulfilling, if conventional relationship, returns home one evening to find a side of Edward she's never seen before... a side we like to call: Domward. Written solely for my bb antiaol. NC-17/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 224 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight BreakUp Letter by Shekiah Rosay reviews
If you are a Twilight fan who wants to break-up with her boyfriend, this is how it's done. Team Jacob and Team Edward installments!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2807 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Bonding with Daddy by ebhg reviews
Edward, Nessie and Jacob are left alone one morning as everyone else is out. Nessie wants a piano lesson and Jacob wonders how Edward handles his gift. Post Breaking Dawn Edward bonds with Jake/Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Stuck in the Between by michelerene reviews
Naruto spun in a circle and tried desperately to understand where he was. What if the difference between life and death, heaven and hell, and this life and the next, rested on the shoulders of a person he’d never met. At least not this time. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hot In Here by darkalbino reviews
One thing hotter than a man in uniform? Well hell, I think TWO men WITHOUT uniform kinda takes the cake. SasuNaru, lemon, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Twilight Pardodies by VampGrlz271 reviews
For every good book out there, there should be at least a couple hundred parodies for it. Well, this parody is here to make it 'hundred and one. :D From ch. one, "First Sight" to the epilogue, "An Occasion". I hope to make you laugh! :D R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2008
Pianists by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Jealousy is a glutton when it to comes to vampires. OOC lemon one-shot ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
After Dinner by cass189 reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest. After a horrible dinner Edward helps Bella forget all about it. BXE Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Riddles by runaway xo reviews
Riddles are always fun, but what happens when the jokes relate to vampires? Fluff of course! Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
The Podium by darkalbino reviews
And to think, Naruto had once considered arrest to be a bad thing... SasukexNaruto. Lime. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Desideratum by Serria reviews
L didn't have a real name and he finds his immunity to the Death Note tragic. Light joins him on his journey of self discovery when Interpol joins the task force in finding Kira. The battle of the wits between detective and suspect isn't over. Yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 110,264 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Light Y., L
Hot Tea, Cold Tea by tori11ach1p reviews
Edward takes Bella to a teashop and her tea is too hot. What will Edward do to help her? What will Jacob do? One-shot. Ha, I suck at summaries. Just R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Demonic Kitties and Evil Bunnies by Bella91388 reviews
No, what scared me the most was their laugh. They seriously sounded like a bunch of little kids, who just breathed in 5 liters of helium each, and then smoked crack. It was scary.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
Edward Sundae by Amethyst Jackson reviews
It's exactly how it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8406 - Favs: 7,591 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Yaoi 101 by Stavi reviews
You are Uchiha Sasuke, its time you teach the class everything you know about the very special 'uke'. Chap 2: You are Uzumaki Naruto, its time you helped save your kind, the uke, and warn them about the evil 'seme'. Yaoi and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Square Enix Presents by Crystal Remnant reviews
The Twilight game. Enthusiasm is not shared by all however. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
The Coat by TheBratPrincess3 reviews
Just a one-shot for laughs, see what happens when Edward makes fun of Jaasper's hair. Please RxR, Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Colors to a Box by His Spectacles reviews
It's always good to be welcomed home. SLASH HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Edward's MasterCard by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is the first in my Twilight commercals series. It is Bella's 18th birthday...but something is bothering Edward. Edward'sPOV. This is a bad summary. Just read it. It's fun! oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Even by Ketsueki Touji reviews
One night, while checking in on Harry, Remus overhears something startling. Harry is embarrassed, of course, but that doesn't compare to what he discovers later that night! SLASH, NC17. SR, SiriusRemus. Slightly PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,101 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Secret Santa by Rissohma reviews
Edward is given a 30 dollar spending limit for Bella's Christmas present... but will he abide by the rules or find a loophole? FLUFF! One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Avenging Angel by sillybella reviews
Edward's rebellious years. 19271931 A collection of oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Like Father Like Daughter by sillybella reviews
How can Bella make Charlie understand why she welcomed Edward back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
What's At Steak by Crystal Remnant reviews
[Pun fully intended] Jacob has a master plan to be rid of Edward. Edward just wants Jacob to go away...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
The Other Daughter by Lomesir reviews
Alice's mother reflects on those last agonizing days she shared with her horror child, Mary Alice.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
Easily Entertained by sillybella reviews
Exactly how do the Cullens tease Edward before he goes to watch Bella sleep? Comes before Her Worst Nightmare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by sillybella reviews
Post New Moon Edward angst. Charlie arrives while Edward and Bella are watching a movie. Bella has fallen asleep in Edward's lap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 145 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Lopsided Tie by Minisinoo reviews
Thrown together in a moment of downtime at the Yule Ball, Hermione shares a brief conversation with Cedric Diggory, and Cedric offers a bit of advice about Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete