Yatzuaka
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Joined 11-01-09, id: 2132936, Profile Updated: 02-15-15
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Thor.

I write, therefore I am. Mostly I write smut in various fandoms. I'm not sure what that says about me...

Looking for a beta reader, always. PM me if you feel like dealing with someone who is a comma junkie and has an unhealthy attachment to alliteration.

Either way, read/review and enjoy.

I should probably mention that I have a problem with endings. The BF and I have been convinced since 2009 that we are under a curse, the Curse of the Terrible Endings.

George Lucas (I've disowned ep III and no longer acknowledge its existence- and please for the love of all that is holy do NOT mention the Chrystal Skull debacle), JK Rowling (one of these days we're gonna have words), Tite Kubo (I still cannot believe you did that to me), Ridley Scott, (after all these years you give me PROMETHEUS??? REALLY?)... All y'all can just kiss me all over.

I am migrating my work over to ao3; same name, same interests.

Blanket Statement:

I own nothing of any of the fandoms I play in, nor do I make so much as a ha'penny from any of it.

Cruel by rowan-greenleaf reviews
COMPLETE. Draco Malfoy -you know, the Slytherin sex god and prince regent of Hogwarts? Yeah, that one- he's a bastard. She thought she knew that. She was wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
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distance divided by time reviews
Relationships that start during intense circumstances never last. The Speed/Taser Tricks crossover. Explicit language and violent content.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,516 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 11/22/2015 - [Darcy L., Loki] Agent Coulson
While You Were In A Coma reviews
The While You Were Sleeping tasertricks fan fic no one's clamoring for, but I'm writing anyway! Smut, eventually. Complete
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,439 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 7/16/2015 - [Darcy L., Loki] Thor, Jane F. - Complete
Wandering Lost reviews
The many, many moments and choices (and their permutations) that hopefully change the course of the coming apocalypse. Or Adventures in time travel. Darcy/loki tasertricks
Thor - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,579 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 2/18/2015 - [Darcy L., Loki] [Thor, Jane F.]
Standing Up Again
A story about Katie Bell, and how she met Marcus Flint, after all these years at a hospital.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,337 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2015 - [Katie B., Marcus F.]
Of Gits and Harpys reviews
There are always questions and there are always answers. They just aren't always what you think they are. Rated for language and adult situations (er, outright smut) in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,364 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 6/11/2013 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete