Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Twilight, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Vampire Diaries.
Hey, Im Madison or Maddi. I love Naruto and Twilight. Im weird...And crazy.
Anyways I love Nejiten.
And of course Nejiten the most perfect couple alive.
Im a sucker for romance movies and I easily cry.
Im a pisces and Yah.
My Character Bio
On Twilight im most like-Bella (Shy, Ackward, Clumsy, nice)
On Naruto-Tenten(Tomboy and blah blah blah.)
Anyway hope you like my stories.
REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0oTiEs?
'm 0 m' was your hero?
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings?
and rAcE iSsUeS were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
I love this it's hilarious.
Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Gurl: Hiding from you.
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Gurl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Guy: Is this seat empty?
Gurl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Guy: Your place or mine?
Gurl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Gurl: I'm a female impersonator.
Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Gurl: Do not enter.
Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Gurl: Sorry, there are no services today.
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Gurl: But would you stay there?
Guy : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Gurl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Gurl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.
(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile)
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Tenten,Sakura,Hinata,Neji,Kiba,Naruto.
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? NejiTen, SasuSaku, NaruHina & ShikaIno
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? No...and No!
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Yah one time I was Kagome from Inuyasha on halloween, And In the future im cosplaying Tenten.
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Fan books, pictures, posters.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Neji, I need a guy who is resposible cus I sure ain't.
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina DUH!!
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku, Sasuke and Sakura belong together
9. Which team is your favorite? Team Gai, and Team 7!! Tenten iz my favortie charecter, and Neji iz just AWESOME!! n Lee cracks me up everytime he's on an episode. Sakura is awesome,aruto is hilarious..But Im not a big fan of Sasuke.
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Hmm, Idk..
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Hell yeah!!
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara. He seems like a fun guy
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? In the middle14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Hell yeah
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? YUP
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Kinda...in a way he just likes 2 have fun n sometimes i think he's just a dork...I really want to hang out with him!
17. Sub or dub? Dub, Sub annoyes me
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?PRO! Hell yah Sakura forever Bittchezz. But Tenten is so much better.
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? funny!! xD
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? DUH!! Madara
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly Nerd...cuz he sure as hell aint sexy, BUT i think he's a very funny charecter in the series
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Neji, He could pull of awesome girl hair. 2
3. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome ? WEIRD AND AWESOME!!
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Sasuke, and Neji...i dunno cuz it's fun 2 make him not like himself '
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Hell yeah, y wud i b on here if i didn't??
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yeah.27. Do you like lemons? LEMONS R SOWER!! (i don't mean dat in da nasty way)
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No, my mom thinks im obsessed
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yep.
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? YEAH!! in 1 of them i wuz laughing so hard i almost peed my pants!! (ALMOST) i didn't though
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? yeah...all my friends...
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Once in 4th grade I was drawing a (Really bad) Picture of Neji and some dude asked "Hey is that the man dude" I hit him. I love Neji-Kun
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'Nope
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Yep, It's called Naruto Fanfiction.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Yep...i bought all the Naruto games
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? NO, I am not going to read that book ever.
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No...isn't it Pein??
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I do not because I suck a drawing.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? SADLY NO...though i do wanna ride him it'd b fun since he has wings
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? no
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Hell yeah.
Im SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (Sometimes,yes)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (im the CC like witch)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
╔══╦══╦══╗I have been diagnosed
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║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
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You say Gabriela
I say Bella
You say Troy
I say Edward
You say Miley Cyrus
I say Kristen Stewart
You say Zac Efron
I say Robert Pattinson
You say Prinscesses
I say Vampires,
You say Romeo and Juliet is the best love story, I say HA!!
I say it is Twilight!
Copy and paste if you love Twilight
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
I promise to remember Edward
Whenever Im out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
I promise to remember Emmett
Every time theres a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
I promise to remember Alice
When Im at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isnt curled
I promise to despise the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know that the Twilighter obbsessers dont
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FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Holy shit! That was fucking awesome!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
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-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101.
I did all that..