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Joined 11-01-09, id: 2133265, Profile Updated: 06-28-11
Author has written 34 stories for NCIS, Bones, Gossip Girl, and Glee.

About me:

Name: Abbey

Age: teens

Sex: no thanks ;)

Location: wouldn't you like to know. Creeper.

Likes: NCIS, Bones, Glee, White


Jewelry from Old Friends, Dark Secrets: Brennan: http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/79/5/AAAAAn7KggkAAAAAAHlcbg.jpg, her ring http://www.incendiadiamonds.com/Engagement20Ring2018.jpgAbby: http://www.beadinpath.com/tutorials/chanelingbettypaigenecklace.jpg

NCIS PROVERBS

1. If you leave the door open, the iguana might come in

2. Never mess with silver haired snipers

3. Some people are born great, some people have greatness thrust upon them...and some people are DiNozzo

4. Human lie detectors come in nice packages, silver wrapping and are called Gibbs

5. Opportunity is often missed because it is dressed in overalls and looks like hard work. Tony's talent is often missed because it is dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and looks like fun

6. Ask not what the boat in the basement does for you, but what you can do for the boat in the basement

NCIS QUOTES

(Tony, standing at Gibbs desk and spinning his chair)
Tony: So many questions. My mind is spinning with questions, I mean have you ever thought about it? He actually came somewhere, he didn’t just appear you know? He didn’t just start Gibbs, he was a boy and then he grew...
Ziva: I thought he was molded from clay. Had life breathed into him by a group of mystics.
McGee: That’s funny I thought he fell to earth in a capsule after his home planet exploded.
Ziva: No, he burst forth full-grown from the mind of Zeus.
McGee: Nice.
Tony: He's the avatar of Vishnu. He was sent to be the left hand of Yahweh. He was grown in a cabbage patch. I'm trying to pose a serious metaphysical question here. You want to be clever? I can be clever.
Gibbs (walks in): Just a matter of time, DiNozzo.

Gibbs: What about your gut?"
Tony: It wants a pizza.

Tony: This is so Usual Suspects.
Ziva: Tony, your dying words will be "I’ve seen this film."

Tony: (carrying a dead rat) Yes, Alex, I'll take "Horror Films That Take Place on Ships" for 500. Thank you.
(the ship's lights go out) Oh, goody. Double Jeopardy.

Tony: (sings) Ba, ba black ship, have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, but in order to see it you're gonna need top secret government clearence.

Tony: Didn't we get our fill of secret agendas and lying and manipulation during the previous administration?

Ziva: Look, I, too, had hoped things would be different by now.
Tony:I'd like to go up and give Vance a piece of my mind.
Ziva: The way you're losing it, I don't think you have enough to spare!
Tony:I'd take that toothpick of his and shove it up the SecNav's cigar.
Ziva: You have had enough of this job, then.
Tony: I like the job. I don't like the politics. Wasn't kidding about that part earlier.
Ziva: If you had ever had some military training, then maybe you would have learned to follow orders.
Tony: What, like you? We were given a direct order not to engage. I recall that you were the first one to throw a punch.
Ziva: It was a reflex!
Tony:Hmm. Really? Then what happened after? The last thing I remember before the lights went out was you Kimbo Slicing through a room full of guards. Was that a reflex?
Ziva: Yes! It was! Gunshot went off. I saw you -- long pause
Tony: I'm tired of pretending.
Ziva: So am I.

Ziva: I'm wondering why I have a 9 mm hole in my cap?
Gibbs: (Pause, then answers somewhat uncertainly) Ventilation.

Tony: My father left me in the Maui Hilton once for two days. He didn't even realize I was missing until he got the room service bill.
Ziva: Sad, but enlightening.

Tony: I think you have me confused with someone who is far less awesome.

Tony: Save the pep-talk.We both know I screwed up.
Gibbs: Yeah.Three years ago.And now you're making it right...and me proud.You've been doing...a hell of a job, Anthony.

Sacks: Just run through your day.

Tony sits there looking thoughtful

Sacks: Out loud.
Tony: Oh! Right.

Trent Kort: Status on Borealis.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: It's a boat, it's missing. Status on you is you're really irritating and I wish you were missing!

More NCIS quotes

Officer Ziva David: This is not one of your stupid action movies, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No, it isn't. If it was you'd be dressed differently.
Officer Ziva David: And you'd be far better looking.
McGee laughs
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: to McGee You'd be dead by the opening credits!
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Did you ever stop to think that maybe I am the plucky comic relief?

Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David: Who was that guy?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Tony takes a seat Well, there's this little drinking game sailors taught me during my time as an agent afloat. Someone calls for a coin, you pull out one of these.
Pulls out a coin
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Whoever has the highest officer's coin, whoever's rubbed elbows with the biggest brass, everyone else has to buy him drinks. That's who that guy was. The downside here is someone is lying to us. The upside is,
Flips the coin to Ziva
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: we never have to pay for a drink again.
Ziva looks at the Sec Nav Coin

Tony: So, riddle me this Batgirl. How does one wrangle an invite to dinner at your place?
Ziva: Why, feel a little left out, Tony?
Tony: I mean, McGee, I can understand. He's a good guest. I bet he brought a bottle of wine.
Ziva: And dessert.
Tony: Yeah, big surprise there. But Palmer? I've had more stimulating conversations with cats.
Ziva: I like him and (looks him up and down) he was very helpful to me
Tony: how?
Ziva: he tuned my piano
Tony: starts to say something I used to play piano
Ziva: but not anymore?
Tony: my mother forced me to take lessons from this woman who used to hit me with a ruler every time I made a mistake. Haven't played since
Ziva: were you any good?
Tony: yeah, actually was

Ziva: Will you tell me her name if I find the pirate’s copy of ARES?
Tony: Pirated copy.
Ziva: That’s what I said.
Tony: No, you said pirate’s copy. A pirate is a person like 'Captain Jack Sparrow'. A pirated copy...
Ziva: Who is 'Jack Sparrow'?
Tony: Johnny Depp.
Ziva: He’s a pirate?
Tony: No, he’s an actor.
Ziva: Oh.
Tony: How did we get here?
Ziva: I drove.

(Abby found a small bag of organic greenish powder)
Gibbs: illegal?
Abby: we could smoke it and find out

(McGee walks in wearing a boy scout uniform)
Tony: seriously, Probie, don’t I make fun of you enough?

Ziva: This is turning into a circus.
(FBI arrive)
Tony: Here come the clowns.

Tony: Paris. That's when it must have happened.
Ziva: The two of them alone in another world.
Tony:Putting their lives in each other's hands every day.
Ziva: Not to mention the long nights.
Tony: It was inevitable.
Ziva: Nothing is inevitable. (Judgement Day 2)

Security Officer: (speaking into his radio) Central? Got two suspects claiming to be Feds.

Tony: (glances at the radio) No little red light on the radio mean radio not working.

Tony: Like my father always said: "Be careful who you marry, Anthony, she may end up being a homicidal maniac."

McGee: Your father actually said that to you?

Tony: No, but I'm pretty sure he thought it.

Tony: Upon seeing the name of the park's general store Jackrabbit Slim's?

Ziva: Just like the diner in Pulp Fiction?

Tony: pauses, giving her an odd look You don't know how to say 'porcupine', but you know the diner from Pulp Fiction?

Ziva: Believe it or not, we actually have movie theaters in my country.

Tony: Slam dunk. We're going out next weekend. Yeah!

Ziva:That's not bad, Tony. Landis asked me out tonight. I said 'no'. I don’t want him to think I’m sleazy.

Tony: That term is "easy."

Ziva: What's the difference?

Tony: Mostly the makeup

Driven
(In a sexual harassment class at NCIS)
The Sexual Harassment Teacher: Lights Please. From the video presentation it is clear that sexual harassment can take many forms in the work place. A co-worker with elevator eyes, looking you up and down, a co-coworker shows you a video or photo of a sexual nature.
Tony: If you're lucky.
Teacher: A co-worker's hand accidentally brushes up against your body.
Ziva: If you're really lucky.
Teacher: Sexual harassment can be divided into three categories; green light includes normal behavior, yellow light is border line behavior such as hugging someone... (Abby jumps up)
Abby: What's wrong with hugging people? I hug people all the time.
Teacher: You may find it friendly, but some may find it offensive.
Abby: You guys get offended when I hug you?
Everyone: No! No! Never, Abby.
Abby: I'm hugging you all in my mind, right now.
Teacher: The DOD is very clear in this point, miss. You must ask permission before making physical contact with a co-worker.
Abby: Like every time? (She sits)
Teacher: Yes. Now, finally, there's red light behavior; deliberate inappropriate touching. (Ziva licks Tony's ear and Tony jumps up and yells.) Another question?
Tony: Yea. What if you slap someone on the back of the head, like this? (Gibbs slaps, McGee. McGee hits him back in the groin.) Would that be considered inappropriate behavior.
Teacher: That is inappropriate at any time. Are you saying this is actually happening? (Tony looks at Gibbs.)
Tony: No, I was just wondering. That's all. (Tony sits back down)

Tony: “Mother! Blood, blood.”
Ziva (to Gibbs): Psycho.
Gibbs: He has his moments

Tony: First the plague, now radiation poisoning. I'm starting to think someone really has it in for me.

DiNozzo: We got nothing.
Tobias: I don't like the sound of that.
DiNozzo: way more enthusiastically WE GOT NOTHIN'!

Ziva: For my sanity, can you not call me Probie?
Tony: But I say it with love.

(about McGee's apartment) George Clooney could not get laid in this place!"

(Tony and Ziva are at dinner. They are in contact with the rest of the team through earwigs)
Ziva: This is nice, isn't it?
Tony: Yeah. (laughs) Quiet little dinner, just the six of us!

Ziva: Why don't I think what she said is a good thing?
DiNozzo: Because you're a better agent than you are a driver

(Tony is talking about a movie.)
Ziva: Now I'm confused.
McGee: Me too, and I watched the DVD twice.
Tony: The Sound of Music confuses you, Probie.
Ziva: I love that movie! (Starts to sing a song from the movie)
Tony: (Clamps hand over Ziva's mouth) One note and I will lock you in a room and make you listen to "It's A Small World" for 24 hours straight! Understand?
Ziva (fearful): Mmm-hmm!

Bashan: Did you or did you not sleep with him?
Ziva: Who?
Bashan:Anthony DiNozzo, you new team leader.
Ziva: Why you ask that?
Bashan: Starting three months ago Ziva, he's been visiting your apartment at least one night a week.

Tony: Where is the money? (going to Ziva desk) Ah! Maybe in Siri's engagement ring. I got to bring this down to Abby.
Ziva: I can save you an elevator trip. (taking Tony hand in hers, she blows on the ring)
Tony: (excited) Wow! That's nice...
Ziva: This creating condensation. In real diamond that evaporate immediately.
Tony: It's still there.
Ziva: Because it's a fake.
Tony: Give it one more try, just to make sure.
Ziva: I'm not blowing on you again!

Ziva: Straight to voicemail..like always when he's with her!

Ducky: Tony?

Ziva: What?
Ducky: Ehm..nothing.
Ziva: No, no, no that look was definitly something.
Ducky: Why are you monitoring Tony?
Ziva: I don't monitor Tony.
Ducky: Yes, you do my dear. Like a mother with a toddler.
Ziva: Good description.
Ducky: Or a woman with a wayward of a lover.

Love is like war: easy to begin, hard to end

Prince charming doesn't exist, it's all a lie, just like a fairy tale.

It’s overused. It’s a cliché. It’s corny. It’s just a line. It’s illogical. It’s troublesome. It’s always too abrupt. It’s never on cue. It’s difficult to say. It will be held against you. It’s too bold. It’s often quite pathetic. It’s amazing how, after everything, I love you still works.

For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, ‘it might have been’.

She wanted something else, something different, something more. Passion and romance, perhaps. Or maybe a quiet, heartfelt conversation into the wee hours of the night. Or perhaps something as simple as not being second.

I think we spend too much time wondering why we’re not good enough. We spend too much time over analyzing, over-thinking, and overreacting. We waste too much time putting ourselves down, so much that we don’t ever stop to see that well, we are good enough. You are good enough. Always remember that.

It’s not that easy to win over a girl’s heart. You can’t just look into her eyes and say ‘I love you’ and think she’ll instantly fall in love with you. You have to get to know her and show that you love her just the way she is. You have to be able to handle her when she’s mad, comfort her when she’s sad, and leave her be when she’s feeling independent. You don’t have to buy her the most expensive gifts all the time; as long as you mean everything you say and keep all the promises you make, you’ll be okay. So don’t rush things, take your time. and when you finally do tell her that you love her, make sure you truly mean it. Because chances are she needs another broken heart like you need a hole in the head.

"Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend."~Sarah Dessen

"Love is needing someone. Love is putting up with someone's bad qualities because they somehow complete you."~Sarah Dessen

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
Maya Angelou

If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.
Robert Graves

There are so many girls, and so few princes.
Liza Minnelli

The main problem with teenagers is that they're just like their parents were at their age. - Unknown

It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry. - Edgar W. Howe

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Tallulah Bankhead

"What is family? They were the people who claimed you. In good, in bad, in parts or in whole, they were the ones who showed up, who stayed in there, regardless. It wasn't just about blood relations or shared chromosomes, but something wider, bigger. We had many families over time. Our family of origin, the family we created, and the groups you moved through while all of this was happening: friends, lovers, sometimes even strangers. None of them perfect, and we couldn't expect them to be. You can't make any one person your world. The trick was to take what each could give you and build your world from it."~Sarah Dessen

"You know, when it works, love is pretty amazing. It's not overrated. There's a reason for all those songs."~SD

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Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

Never, ever underestimate the power of 'I'd like that.” John Mayer

"I only hope that we don't lose sight of one thing - that it was all started by a mouse." ~Walt Disney

Remember kid, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered but legends never die, follow your heart kid, and you'll never go wrong.- The Sandlot (one of my favorite movies)

Let me tell you something kid; Everybody gets one chance to do something great. Most people never take the chance, either because they're too scared, or they don't recognize it when it spits on their shoes. - The Sandlot

"The boys are expected to do. Accomplish something. Seek adventure. Sure, they study for careers now, but what are girls still expected to seek? Boys. Boys get mountains, girls get boys."

"A man's identity is complete through action, a woman's, when she has a man. Through him. We fall off our high heels into the narrow crevasse of what it means to be female...You fall in love and you think you're finding yourself. But too often you're looking inside him for you, and that's a fact. There's only one place you can find yourself." She patted her chest.

"A lady I may be, but a man's accessory, his handbag, no thank you. I will not just be someone's honey, baby, sweetheart"

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When all is said and done, more is said than done

Beat the 5 o'clock rush - Leave work at noon.

A day without sunshine is called night.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

It isn't homework unless it's due tomorrow.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Advice is what people ask for when they know the answer but wish they didn't.

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

No matter how much you care, some people are just jackasses.

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

You shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house faster then the police do.

We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.

Don’t take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor

Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again

No matter how much cats fight there always seem to be kittens

Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards

Life isn't measured by the number of breaths we take but by the number of moments that take our breath away

I was born intelligent but education ruined me

It is better to have loved and lost than to have not loved at all

Hope is never lost, only found

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

People may not remember what you said, but they will always remember how you made them feel

Always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.

If you're not living on the edge you're taking up to much space.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Man walks into a bar and says ow...

"behind every successful woman there is a man staring at her ass"~ Rory Davis

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.

A glow worm is never glum… Because, how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out of your bum?

don't talk to strangers... yell at them it's more fun!

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. --Robert Frost

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. --Burt Bacharach

The early bird may get the worm... but the second mouse gets the cheese

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, there is too much fraternizing with the enemy.

There are three kinds of people: Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.


I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I'm not closed minded, you're just wrong

I met some crazy people, they made my their leader.

I'm not afraid of death, what's it going to do? Kill me?!

"I'm going to live life or die trying"

If there's no stupid questions, then what questions do stupid people ask, do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Help I've fallen and can't get... Hey... Nice carpet

didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

I'll smile for now, but i'm going to kill you later.

I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

Sometimes I lie awake wondering: "is life a multiple choice test, or a true/false test?"

Then a voice comes out of the darkness and says: "Sorry to tell you this, but life is a hundred-page essay."

Remember, as far as anyone knows, we're a nice, normal family.

Unless life hands you water and sugar, your lemonades are really going to suck.

Its better to lose a lover than to love a loser.

Even if the voices are not real they have pretty good ideas.

If at first you don't succeed, lion taming is not for you!

I used up all my sick days, so i'm calling in dead instead.

Sarcastic? Me? Of course not. I'm far to ditzy to understand the complexities of mockery.

If my music is too loud, I shouldn't be able to hear you complaining.

Take my hand; Let's get famous

Life is my overdose and it’s taking me down as good as any drug.

Suicide Hotline... Please hold.

Sure there have been deaths and injuries in kick-boxing- but none of them serious.

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Love is not blind, but a fool, a stumbling mess falling backwards through showroom doors into atmospheres unwelcoming of his presence.
He is the unruly showstopper, bringing the piano's hook to an untimely end, groping in sultry salutation towards the nearest burlesque beauty, an untouchable object of obsession in the selfish eye of man, to which all occupants react with disapproving sneers and spiteful sideways glances.
They know better than to touch what they cannot have, but faced with such infatuation, he is but a child in a candy shop.
Love is the fumbling mess who finds himself caught between a drop-dead gorgeous match made in heaven, and a promise she made to her family, yet he seeks comfort in the concept of brief, brash contact, while Beauty seeks escape in the promises he under cover of dim moonlight and coffeeshop soundtracks; promises he would whole-heartedly keep if the situation called for such a thing...he wishes she knew.
Love seeks to prevail when common sense is lost beneath the faint aroma of warm mint in the air she exhales over his smile, and he struggles to come to terms with the fact that rationality and reason play larger roles in her life than he ever could.
Although her response is as seasonal as the green of the trees, he is content waiting for each and every Spring-the time spent alone in hiding-when they can forget the world and let butterflies multiply inside them, and let warmth spread throughout appendages to disregard a mid-winter's bitter chill.
Above all else, he will remain as steadfast as trees do, through the harshest of Januarys, as time is but a matter of context, where in his wasted heart will beat for her always.
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It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

"Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, but today. Today is a gift. That is why they call it the present."

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

If idiots grew on trees, this place would be an orchard

Quotes from Bones

Brennan: If you drive one more block, I'm screaming kidnap out the window

Angela: We are way past where Jesus lost his sandals

Booth: You know what? If this is fatal, I will shoot both of you

Angela: I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Hodgins: I'll save you a seat

Booth: Here we are, all of us. Basically alone, seperate creatures, just circling eachother. All searching for the slightest hint of a real connection. Some look in the wrong places, some they just give up hope because in their mind they're thinking "Oh, there's nobody out there for me." But all of us, we keep trying over and over again. Why? Because every once in awhile, every once in awhile, two people meet and there's that spark. And yes, Bones, he's handsome, and she's beautiful, and maybe that's all they see at first. But making love... making love... that's when two people become one.
Bones: It is scientifically impossible for two objects to occupy the same space.
Booth: Yeah, but what's important is we try. And when we do it right, we get close.
Bones: To what? Breaking the laws of physics?
Booth: Yeah, Bones - a miracle.

Brennan: It's a Halloween party. We could be Wonder Woman and, what's Superman's secret identity?
Booth
: Clark Kent.
Brennan
: Yes. We could be Wonder Woman and Clark Kent after a really, really bad date.
Booth
: Yeah, bad date because you shot me.
Brennan: It was only a flesh wound. And you dropped me on my head.
Booth: After you shot me. Okay, I think I got you on this one. Okay, Wonder Woman?

Sweets: Really? It's awesome! It's like the Sith Lords, man. There's always only two of them.
Booth
: Did you just Star Wars us?

Bones: "You're gonna make me fall!"
Booth: "I'm never gonna make you fall, I'm always here."

Booth: Bones. What are you doing on the ice?
Brennan: I get nervous when you fall down and don't get up.

BOOTH: By the way, 90% of the world believes in God.
BRENNAN:And at one time, most people were certain that the sun revolved around the earth.
BOOTH: You see what I mean? I don’t think this is about religion at all. We obviously have issues, okay, that are affecting our working relationship. And you’re afraid to deal with them, so you just lash out at my religion.
BRENNAN: Can’t you just be satisfied that if I’m wrong about God, I’ll burn in hell?
BOOTH: It’s tempting.

(Booth is helping Bones make "an official request to the FBI to be allowed to carry a concealed weapon")
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Reason for wanting a gun?
Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan: To shoot people.

Dr. Zach Addy: I'm king of the looney bin.

(Bones is pushing a boxer-only clad Booth across the lab on a metal table)
Angela Montenegro: Are we doing experiments on Booth? Because if we are I'd like to help.

(The murderer starts chanting voodoo spells. Brennan steps forward and pokes him in the eye)
Bones: I find very few people are scary once they've been poked in the eye

Booth: (after accessing some files with Cam's password; to Brennan) I know your password too. It's daffodil.
Bones: I never told you that! (after finishing the search) And I'm changing my password.
Booth: Daisy.
Bones: How did you know?
Booth: It's your second favorite flower, I know you Bones. Try a planet! (after Bones enters another password; as he's walking away) Jupiter!
(Bones is shocked)

Cam: Hey, Hodge-Podge, all engines reverse. First we identify beyond a shadow of a doubt. Then we get paranoid
Hodgins: Cool. As long as paranoia's on the schedule somewhere.

Booth: Okay, could we just stop bringing up the whole Christ myth thing? Some people believe it's more than just a myth
Bones: Well, who besides you?
Dr. Goodman: That would be me, Dr. Brennan. I'm a deacon at my church.
Angela: I do. Christmas and Easter, anyway.
Hodgins: Although I believe organized religion is just another political movement designed to control the masses, it doesn’t mean God doesn't love me.
Zack: Hey, I'm a rational empiricist all the way, unless you talk to my mother. Then I'm Lutheran.

(Zack and Bones attempt to fist bump, and end up deconstructing the whole concept)
Angela: it’s so cute when you try to behave like earthlings

Zack: I will be the back end of a cow.
Hodgins: So, no costume.
Zack: Naomi from Paleontology has agreed to be my front.
Hodgins: So many jokes, so little time.
- Bones: The Mummy in the Maze

"Elephants are not purple, this is wrong." - Brennan, (Bones: The Baby in the Bough)

Camille: My advice for what it's worth. Forget the bruised brain and go with the lion heart.
Booth: Right. Right. Yeah, and uh, tell Bones how I feel.
Camille: Yes. Except be sure about your feelings. Because if you crack that shell, and you change your mind, she'll die of loneliness before she'll ever trust anyone again.

Brennan: Now you're a mind reader?
Booth: Maybe. You want me to guess your weight?
Brennan: You do and you could lose a tooth.

Hodgins: I recognize that look.
Brennan: What?
Hodgins: You're writing another book. When you write you get this stunned look on your face like you stuck a fork in a toaster. Am I in this one too?
Brennan: You weren't in the last one.

Booth: Bones, it's after midnight. Hm? Christmas Eve day. Both an eve and a day, it's a Christmas miracle!
Brennan: Still enjoying your medication I see.

Angela: Can I as the only normal person here say "eww?"

Brennan: I hate it when you make paranoia plausable, it's like sliding off a cliff.
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I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug."

"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."

"Happiness is your dentist telling you “it won't hurt a bit,” and then he catches his hand in the drill."

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.

You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.

The act of writing is the act of discovering what you believe.

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

SARCASM is just another free service I offer.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes I just don't show up.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Dream big dreams, because little dreams have no magic.

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.

“I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!”

So what I’ve got a smile on, but it’s hiding the quiet superstitions in my head.

Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face.

I'm the person your mother warned you about.

Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already

- If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. ~ Paul Beatly

Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain ~ Lily Tomlin

- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?

Keep your mouth shut and people will think you're stupid; Open it and you'll remove all doubt.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Lewis's Law of Travel: The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Life is wonderful. Without it, you wouldn't know me.

Paranoia: A healthy understanding of the nature of the universe.

Marriage is grand - and divorce is about 10 grand.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Plan to be spontaneous. tomorrow.

Earth is full. Go home.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it.

The most successful people are those who are good at plan B.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

There are three sides of an argument -- your side, my side and the right side.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

A sane mind is a boring one.

I admit I'm insane, but at least I'm at a normal level.

Simple mind equals simple pleasures.

Oh, but over the rainbow isn't a good thing. I'm afraid of heights.

"I think God has a wicked sense of humor." "Yeah, and some narc. tendencies."

If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then it hits me.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with!

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

On those restaurant signs that say 'No shirt, no shoes, no service,' does that mean you can wear a shirt and shoes, but no pants, and they have to serve you?

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

Most Important Rules of Life You NEED to Know

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

1 4. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a chocolate bar in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides nice contrast to the real world.

25. It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.

26. If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved it’s full potential, that word would be ‘meetings’.

27. There is a very fine line between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental illness.’

28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

29. You should not confuse your career with your life.

30. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

31. Never lick a steak knife.

32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

35. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside we ALL believe we are good drivers.

36. Your friends love you anyway.

Stupidest Last Words In The History Of Mankind:

What does this button do?

It's probably just a rash.

Are you sure the power is off?

The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms.

It's strong enough for both of us.

This doesn't taste right.

I can do that with my eyes closed.

I've done this before.

Well, we've made it this far.

That's odd.

I'll just put my head in it to make sure.

Don't be so superstitious.

Now watch this.

Look Ma! No Hands!

Don't worry, it's not contagious.

Of course it's safe.

It can't get any worse...

There's only one way to find out!

"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash


the only reason i'm here is because Heaven wouldn't have me and Hell was afraid i'd take over.

You say Psycho like it's a bad thing...

I intend to live forever, so far so good.

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, i'm tripping you.

I am not weird...just plotting.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Silent is golden but duct tape is silver

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a U-turn

LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS):

1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

2. A will is a dead giveaway.

3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backward poet writes inverse.

5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

16. A calendar's days are numbered.

17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.

22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.

29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

Quotes:

"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over."

"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."

"Dream as if you'll live forever... Live as if you die today."

"Don't get mad; get sadistic."

"Common sense is the enemy of comedy."

"Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART."

"Knowledge is power; power is the root of all-evil. Therefore studying is evil."

"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!"

"You know what?! Earth sucks, I'm going home."

"What is this 'kindness' you speak of?"

"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking."

"They say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."

"Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't."

"Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool."

"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong."

"If the shoe fits, get another one just like it."

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer."

"A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries."

"The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room."

"A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well."

"When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty"

"I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I'll fight for what I love"-Unknown

"You never know how strong you are... until being strong is the only choice you have"-Unknown

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain" - Unknown.

Gibbs’s Rules:

Rule # 1: Never let suspects stay together.

Rule # 2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.

Rule # 3: Never be unreachable.

Rule # 4: Best way to keep a secret is to keep it to yourself. The second-best is to tell one other person if you must. There is no third-best.

Rule # 5: never screw over your partner

Rule # 6: don’t apologize, it’s a sign of weakness

Rule # 7: always be specific when you lie

Rule # 8: Never take anything for granted.

Rule # 9: always carry your knife.

Rule # 10: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.

Rule # 11: when the job’s done, walk away

Rule # 12: never date a coworker

Rule # 13: never involve lawyers

Rule # 15: always work as a team

Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.

Rule # 22: never, ever interrupt Gibbs in interrogation.

Rule # 23: Never mess with a marine’s coffee if you want to live

Rule # 27: never eat in autopsy

Rule # 37: always anticipate

Rule # 38: your case, your lead

Rule # 40: if it seems like somebody's out to get you, they probably are

Rule # 51: sometimes you're wrong

People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying.

Smile. It confuses people.

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.

-"I'm going to try to be me, whoever that is..."

I’ve got problem for your solution…

All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.

You can’t be late until you show up.

The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.

I can resist everything except temptation.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way; wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.

You never learn anything by doing it right.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

Fiction writing is great; you can make up almost anything.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are YOU scared?!

Your friend is the person who knows all about you, and still like you.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Your friends are what will matter in the end.

Don't be so humble - you're not that great.

It is time that I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.

Plagiarism is copying from one source; research is copying from many.

Tell the truth and run

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

Psychology. Mind over matter? Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind.

Let's flip a coin. Heads, we’ll be together, tails, we'll flip again.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Don't frown, even when you're sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

A smile is the shortest distance between two people

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.~ Mark Twain

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.

What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side

I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.

A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.

"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."

"I can't die, because I'm the main character of my own life."

I took the road less traveled... and got really freaking lost

I sit in the corner as America flips the political table, gets the fight really heated, and slowly backs out of the bar.

You have to think outside the cardboard cube.

You, off my planet!

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds; sometimes I have to wonder if I’m a goldfish

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

I hit rock bottom. Then I start digging.

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on eBay!

When life gives you oranges, throw them back and ask why everyone else got lemons.

Those of you who think you know everything annoy those of us that do.

The joy of boredom!

Are you INSANE! ...no wait that's me.

I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one...

If you’re walking on thin ice, you might as well dance

I'm worse than evil, I'm the author.

If you come looking for trouble, you'll find it.

Don't steal, the government hates competition.

Right now I am having amnesia and deja vu at the same time; I think I've forgotten this before.

To Every Girl:

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky

To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead.

To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't get down on her knees & open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him

To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just looking for that one and only, and is having a rough time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.

To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.

To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. Never again

To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be

...For all children grow up. Except one. (Peter Pan, the book)

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You're to Blame by Paw Print Pajamas reviews
Life is full of up and downs. Everyone knows that. Each one is unpredictible as the next. Starts in June 1988 when Tony is 16. Alternate Universe. Note Rating change.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 203,180 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Once upon a Summertime by VictoriaBard reviews
It's the summer of 1991. Four children; Ziva, Tony, Abby and Tim, travel away from their homes to stay with Special Agents Leroy Jethro Gibbs and Jenny Shepard in a little white house with old fashioned, blue painted shutters in a friendly neighborhood.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,398 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 7/23/2010
Symbiosis by Zaedah reviews
Santa used a Sharpie. EPILOGUE.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,830 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Tone by GIRL IN STORY reviews
Conversations with Special Agent Anthony Dinozzo. No pairing. Standard disclaimers apply.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 18,356 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Nostrum Monumentum by Eyes-of-Pearl reviews
Our memories, one-shots chronicling the defeat, heartbreak and life lesson in the lives of Tony and Ziva. Team featured. Ch48 Tony discovers the meaning of his name
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 18,813 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Six Words by Semper Fi Sweatshirt reviews
Who can be summed up in six words? Our favorite Glee characters, that's who. Hemingway Six. Short chapters.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 272 - Words: 14,876 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 1/24/2011
Boyfriend Jobs by SplishySplash reviews
Tony does a favor for Ziva, which is almost like a 'boyfriend job'. Tony celebrates Ziva's birthday
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,739 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
take me with you by FlopsyOllie reviews
But they can't let go, so they hold onto each other./ Quick AU or not - rated for language
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,681 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Quinn F., Puck
When you love someone by princesskag03 reviews
Brennan is playing with Booth's emotions, so he decides to make her jealous but what happens when he falls in love in the process, will he forget his original goal? But what if some ones life is in danger, someone he never expected.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,875 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - S. Booth, Angela M.
See The Truth by Jemlela reviews
Tony helps a teenage girl who had been abused regain some confidence. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,045 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Our Forever by Ink On Paper reviews
Forever is constantly changing. Theirs is no exception . . . . Extras and deleted scenes now in progress. Updated with 'Grandfather' in which Eli meets his granddaughter.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 36,170 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Ab Initio by HookEmHornsTX reviews
Not your typical "Tony has a child and doesn't know" story. In fact, it's the opposite. This is his relationship with his kid. This story is now complete and is currently undergoing more editing. Even if this isn't your cup of tea, try it anyway.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,872 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Regency by Trinity Destler reviews
Gibbs leaves, Tony leads, and it isn't at all like they expected. Gibbs comes back and nothing is as different as that which is the same.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,291 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Tony D.
A Fixer Upper by Trinity Destler reviews
McGee wants to know what Abby's first impression was when she met Tony. A sequel to "With Benefits". Tony/Abby
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Abby S., Tony D.
Do you wish he were straight? by me and Mr. Jones reviews
Three months after it was promised the epilogue is up! please read and review
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,530 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Rules by Nightcrawler's Shadow reviews
There are some things you just know. Some Tiva, Tony/Gibbs father-son, DiNozzo/Scuito bro-sis, Tony/Tim brotherly love, some McAbby. NO SLASH
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010
Perhaps One Day by moonfaerie326 reviews
Oneshot series. Tony and Ziva have a lot to figure out, and no idea where to start. Perhaps one day they will get things right, perhaps one day they can be together.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,025 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
She Beat the Shadows Back by sablize reviews
and danced between raindrops. Something draws her to him - something always has - and she'll protect him until the end of the universe. Eleven/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Is A Life Full of Laughter by Soul Music reviews
All that I'm After: One. On an april day with his whole family surrounding him, he can't imagine anything could happen; but when a young stranger saves Kelly, Gibbs feels there's something deeply wrong here, can he help this brave boy? Can he save him?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,527 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.
Evolution by DaybyDay reviews
Once upon a time, Kurt Hummel was boy with wishful thinking.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,470 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Rose's Turn Revisited by Artemis's Liege reviews
Burt doesn't see "Rose's Turn". Instead, Santana does. In a rare moment of generosity, she attempts to comfort Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Kurt H., Santana L. - Complete
Coming Out by xxLadyLalaxx reviews
Based of CP Coulter's "Dalton" Oneshot. Reed comes out to his mom and dad and...things don't go well. Luckily, his curly-haired screwball is there to help him. Rane fluff. You know you love it.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Complete
Fragments: A Man Walks Into A Bar by Jaz22 reviews
A basement conversation follows a visit from someone they never expected.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,618 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
What Could Have Happened by Kesterpan reviews
Tag to the season 7 episode Obsession, includes major spoilers for that episode. Not part of the FIO-verse, not slash. One shot. Gibbs realizes that Tony was in considerable danger when he went looking for Dana Hutton on his own.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Requisite by Zaedah reviews
Joined, they spun the earth. Separated, they stopped its rotation.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
White Flag by SammiL3 reviews
AU:They've been best friends most of their lives until a misunderstanding drove them apart.Years later they reunite while working at NCIS.will they rekindle their friendship,start a romance,or just end up hating each other?M to be safe.Tiva/Tabby/McAbby?
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,815 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Abby S., Tony D.
Seize the Moment by Ink On Paper reviews
/"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I ended up where I needed to be," -Douglas Adams/ . . . . Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Don't You Ever Grow Up by CupcakesOnMyConverse reviews
"From this moment on, he would be the brother that she never had- the father she never had. Because no one should have to grow up without one." Puck will never be the father, but the least he can do is be the best big brother this world ahs ever seen.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Puck - Complete
More Than That by Katjandante reviews
Post-ep to 'A Man Walked Into A Bar.' Perhaps Rachel isn't the devil incarnate after all. Her words leave Tony with a lot to think about.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Tony D. - Complete
Courage by colorguard28 reviews
After Gibbs leaves Bethesda at the end of Corporal Punishment, his words to Werth earlier in the day keep nagging at him. He realizes he needs to make something right.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Aftershocks by nicol-leoraine reviews
Missing scene for Bury Your Dead. Written for NCIS LFWS Session 5 Round 1.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
stop makin' a fool outta me by ten.years.only.with.you reviews
He watches history repeat itself with eyes wide open. And it doesn't improve.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
Right There Beside You by Suituup reviews
She was beautiful. her long, silky blond hair was perfectly falling around her face. He was arrogant, bad ass. And that changed when he was around her. He was pretty sure she had that effect on him. Too bad he didn't have her. P/Q set after sectionals.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Puck, Quinn F.
Circling Ghosts by Zaedah reviews
He fails her just enough to become the one who stays.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Tony D. - Complete
i got you, babe by joker to the thief reviews
She could not, would not, have someone like Noah Puckerman getting in the way. No matter how lovely his arms were.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Things Worth Fighting For by CupcakesOnMyConverse reviews
"You'd give it all up for her, your little Beth. She's worth it." Puck never thought love existed until he laid eyes on his daughter.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Puck, Beth C. - Complete
Lobsters and Juvie by Tarafina reviews
"D'you think if the boy lobster gets eaten, the girl lobster will cry? What do lobster tears look like in water?" PxR, AxB
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
changing stations by Zaedah reviews
five moments. five choices. five stations.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Renaissance by Ink On Paper reviews
Another profound instance when they both realize the importance of the other. Tag to Recruited. Tiva, naturally.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
A little bit of Ranebows by Eriathwen Firdorn reviews
Not exactly Glee, but a Dalton-fic CP Coulter's Dalton Ranebows, after ep. 19. Nothing more.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Complete
Moving on from Memories by gufis253 reviews
On the day of Abby and Tim's wedding, Tony finds himself recalling a past full of secrets. McAbby, Tiva, former Tabby
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Abby S. - Complete
Some Kind Words by saradelovely reviews
After the breakup with Finn, Puck unexpectedly makes Rachel feel better. PR friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Blessing by Tarafina reviews
"I feel things for Noah that I never expected to, that only he has ever made me feel. They're not butterflies but wasps and they sting me with their ever growing frustration."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Just Another Stranger by rachhudson reviews
He tries to meet her gaze, but she just brushes by him, like she brushes by everyone. Like he's just another stranger. He gets the message. He's not good enough to be acknowledged by her anymore.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
the last lost continent by emilyforprez reviews
we are but hopeful lovers, we are the last of our kind.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
Don't You Know Who I am? by Brown Eyes Parker reviews
Puck and Quinn remember what it's like to be young and in love, and stealing kisses. Based on "Stealing Kisses" by Faith Hill.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
If You Start Me Up I'll Never Stop by Hush Sound reviews
Flames like theirs may flicker, but they never burn out; there's a charged encounter after the Glee ladies jam out like rock goddesses. "If I had known you looked this good in leather I would've asked you to wear it a long time ago, Q." Quinn/Puck.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
I'm Not A Princess by xleadinglady reviews
Limited 3rd Quinn Fabray drabbles. Inspired by Taylor Swift coming up on shuffle. Quick.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Quinn F., Puck
Pink Fangirls by Something Witty Goes Here reviews
Darren is, essentially, a fangirl.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
Fall Back On Me by Tarafina reviews
She needs a friend and he's willing to be it, just not forever. 'Coz one day, he needs them to be more… and maybe that day is sooner than he thinks. :Pucklberry:
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,366 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
The View From Below by Zaedah reviews
Sanctuaries are not made of vices.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Tell Them My Name by Meyx reviews
Puck and Quinn reminisce about their lives in high school the night before Quinn leaves for college. Set a few weeks after graduation, canon compliant. Sam/Quinn, one-sided Puck/Quinn.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
They watched, but did not know by wild wolf free17 reviews
Neal told Tony once that they could have been great together, could've been unbeatable and uncatchable, the best criminals in the world.
Crossover - NCIS & White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Tony D., Neal C. - Complete
leave all your love and your longing behind by Cinderela-Story reviews
It's been seventy-four days since the last time. If she concentrates, she can still feel the warmth of his shoulder through her dressing gown as they stand outside of the nursery.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
shotgun wedding to a bride with a paper ring by jackiekennedy reviews
She always gets what she wants in the end; he just gets what other people are willing to give him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
Moments worth living for by A-Karana reviews
Set in episode 8.09: Provoked by the statement "My Ziva" Tony confronts Eli David when they are alone...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Christmas Yet to Come by shywr1ter reviews
Tony salvages a ruined evening for the the Director's kids, and actually teaches Ziva something new in the process. Some TIVA fluff for CSIGeekfan for the 2010 NFA SeSa Exchange
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,056 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Dont do it by totallytomboy1996 reviews
Tony is going through a tough time, can Gibbs and the team help him ?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Heartbroken Goodbye by CrackedMetal reviews
Sequel to "This Is Inevitable". After the events in Autopsy Ziva and Tony now have to say goodbye to each other before they leave and maybe never see each other again. This time Tony decides he doesn't care about Gibbs' rules and says a proper goodbye.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Of Latkes and Tradition by iwillalwaysbeyourlight reviews
After being kicked out of Finn's house over babygate, Quinn is forced to spend the holidays with the Puckermans.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
Goodnight, My Angel by pineappletop92 reviews
Noah Puckerman never asked to be a father. He also never asked to have her be given up for adoption. The only thing he ever asked, and got, was that she be named Beth. These are the words he never got to say. Songfic to "Lullaby" by Billy Joel.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Puck, Beth C. - Complete
A Midnight Clear by Ink On Paper reviews
Just a little Christmas Eve piece . . . . . Happy holidays, everyone! -Love, Kit.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
The Talk by AlkalineTeegan reviews
There are all kinds of communication...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Understanding in the Ex by Phosphorescent reviews
Dr. Brennan's words are matter-of-fact, but her eyes hold a world of sadness, and Rebecca knows that they're talking about something more than Booth's acceptance of Drew.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Rebecca S., T. Brennan - Complete
Stereotype by Complexly Simple Kiddo reviews
They fit the stereotype, but there's far more to see beyond that. There's definitely more sides to them than a box. A series of fics focusing on the facts that make Blaine and Kurt break the stereotype. Klaine. Almost autoconclusive chapters.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Resolution by Ink On Paper reviews
In which Tony seeks catharsis for Eli David's sins . . . . Tag to Enemies with underlying hints of Tiva .
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Tony D., Eli D. - Complete
Intervention by Ink On Paper reviews
Because for some reason, she just can't get him to comprehend what she's saying . . . . That he's a good person. Which is why she loves him . . . . Tag to False Witness.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
eager for love, lacking of worth by emilyforprez reviews
and he's reminded of That Night, the night this happened almost exactly, his name from her lips and his teeth in her neck.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
runaway, fast as you can by emilyforprez reviews
let's have a toast for the douchebags. / puck signs the papers and watches the doctors carry beth away.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
The Class Clown by Sparkiebunny reviews
Maybe this time, the joke's on them. Because they love me, they care about me, they value me as a person…But in reality, they don't know me at all. Tag to "False Witness", Tony's POV.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Arm's Length by propelled reviews
They always seemed to be clearing the rubble and starting over again. But there was something to be said for getting closer and closer each time, wasn't there? Slightly holiday-ish, post-ep for 8X10 False Witness .
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by rebecca a f reviews
Rated T for swear word. They were standing toe to toe. Eyes locked. He leaned down and gently placed his lips on hers
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
I'll be your reason by Nova802 reviews
Stories? Charlie's got a million of them. You don't watch the world from behind a bar for thirty years and not see a thing or two, not in New York City anyway. Puckleberry one-shot written for the PuckRachel drabble meme.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
There Now, Steady Love by heartsmash reviews
Missing Puckleberry scenes from "A Very Glee Christmas."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Genuine by Sophie Ranier reviews
Dedicated to all of those brave men and women risking their lives every day for our safety. And then men and women and children that wait strongly at home, giving them a reason to fight;; Slight TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Lost Scenes by x Lost Hero x reviews
Tony has to explain what lost scenes in movies are to Ziva, but she doesn't understand. So, he decides to show her instead. Tiva movie night drabble.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Kurt Hummel is now in a relationship by RepriseOurRoles reviews
A Kurt/Blaine centered facebook style fanfiction. This is basically a mix of crack and fluff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Stains by Zaedah reviews
It's the sunlight that maddens her.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Distance Between Absolutes by LovelyLivy reviews
Kiss somebody in the rain. Tell them you love them just because. Never say never to something you wish you had the strength to do. Forgive even if you wish didn't have to. Regret nothing. Long OneShot that deals with changing lives. TIVA. MCABBY. JIBBS.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,728 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Where Credit Is Due by Ink On Paper reviews
Because they do have a lot to be thankful for . . . . Tony, Ziva, and turkey . . . . A little Thanksgiving piece.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
What Happened When Our Screens Went Blank by lamersammy reviews
After what we see at the end of Enemies Domestic, through Tony's eyes. Tiva. Why there wasn't anything between him and Eli.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Tony D., Eli D.
The Name Game by KirolaiSemperFi reviews
Tony and Ziva argue over the perfect name...TIVA!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Complete
your heart is an empty room by singyouhome reviews
It ends, it begins, the result is never really a happy one. Dan/Serena
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Dan, Serena - Complete
Avow by jelenamichel reviews
The unexpected suicide of an agent prompts Tony and Ziva to share some secrets from their pasts, and make some promises for the future. No major character death.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,670 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
the uncommon people by emilyforprez reviews
we're better than that. we're better than them.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
Lev by Ink On Paper reviews
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell . . . . Men, love, and Ziva David.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Ziva D. - Complete
Smile by SacredAir reviews
Tag to 8x04 -Royals and Loyals. TIVA One-shot. Drabble-esque.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Enchantment by SummerStarWatcher reviews
Fluffy Tiva oneshot. Tony and Ziva go under cover, and they have a 'moment' with no supervision.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Three Hearts by WildBerrySmoothii reviews
One Shot. Tony/Gibbs. Not Slash. References to Tiva/Teanne. Set in season 4. Warning, references to alcohol. "Theres two hearts on the line here Gibbs."..."No Tony, theres three." Summary sucks, but hey, I only had 730 words to work with.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Between Then And Now by Ink On Paper reviews
/"Do you ever miss me?"/ Somewhere between then and now something changed -they changed. And they can't quite bring themselves to want to go back . . . . Tiva. Spoilers sorta for 8X05 Dead Air.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Something Borrowed by belletylers reviews
It's 2013, and Ziva's wedding day. Everyone's happy for her. That is, except Tony, who can't help but remember what happened in Paris all those years ago. One-shot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
only the good die young by joker to the thief reviews
The petite brunette on his right has her face scrunched up and he thinks it's kinda sweet of her to keep her tears in check. He takes a deep breath before grabbing her hand and hauling her closer to him. This was bound to get emotional.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Ziva's First Mission by nosirrah95 reviews
Ziva, 16, has finally been chosen to go undercover. She dives into a mission that turns from easy, to deadly. She soon is stuck with a familiar face, long before any of them wore the NCIS badge.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
send up a signal, i'll throw you a line by unravel reviews
Quinn/Puck; "It's the song he's humming when she wakes up in the middle of the night and he's lying with his head on her pregnant stomach. He's singing to their baby. It's his favorite song."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
Priceless by Ink On Paper reviews
There are some things in life money can't buy . . . . Tiva oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Good Things Come In Threes by LuvTivaXox reviews
They had been undercovers, they had been boxed in, now in the midst of dead air she was on top of him, and remembering her past experiences. Tag to Dead Air
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Breakdown by KyMerch reviews
Then the mask broke. It had slipped so fast that he didn't have time to catch it.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Neal C., Alex H. - Complete
Trust by LtTanyaBoone reviews
"This time, his ninja has finally met her match and is losing the frantic struggle against the wacko." no-safety-pin challenge
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Sometimes You Need A Little Explosion by marshmeg reviews
This is a tag to 8x05 Dead Air, a look into the life of Tony and Ziva at the end of the day when they stop pretending. It's short and sweet, and hopefully will put a smile on your face.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Accidents by Luna Rapunzel reviews
For once, one of Mr. Schue's life lessons actually takes root. Rachel/Kurt/Quinn friendship, set after Power of Madonna.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Rachel B., Kurt H. - Complete
Not Today by JadeBear77 reviews
Tony reflects on one of the worst aspects of the job.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
i can still feel your heart beat by singsongsung reviews
Puck/Quinn. "They date for sixteen days in October."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
What I Didn't Say by Lydian Stone reviews
Tony's thoughts at the end of "Royals and Loyals." Spoilers for that episode
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Anthony DiNozzo's Guide to being Annoying by solongandthanksforallthefish reviews
Tony most deffinetly holds the title for most annoying NCIS Agent, so If you have ever wanted to annoy your friends or co-workers,Anthony DiNozzo's Guide to being Annoying might just be able to help you.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,289 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Oh my word, they shiver so sweetly by indiaga reviews
Tony, Ziva and a list of words. Each chapter is centred around a particular, random, wonderful word. Drabbly fluffy angst that allows me to avoid homework. Idea is mine, words are Lila Gray's. Reviews appreciated. Update: weed.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,642 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
And We All Fall Down by Ink On Paper reviews
It's only half past the point of no return . . . . . Written for the no safety pin challenge.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
I Love the Way You Lie by TheMusicLives reviews
It wasn't right, the way she kept everything so bottled up. Her injuries from her bout of captivity were simmering so near to the surface all the time, yet still kept buried where he couldn't touch them. Where no one could. - Tiva, post Jet Lag.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
He Calls Her Bones by NerdyGerl reviews
A little one shot that popped into my head. Tag for Judas on a Pole mainly. How exactly does a reunion between father and son go?
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Russ B., Max K. - Complete
Yours Always, Booth by NatesMama reviews
A series of letters from Booth to Bones, in no particular order and no specific timeline.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 14,888 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Folly's Revival by Zaedah reviews
Her suggestion is met with all the stoic silence Tony can wring out of his exasperated soul.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
A Blazing Glory by Jananae reviews
In the midst of a firefight, some things are inevitable. And Tony and Ziva know that life is a ticking clock. Oneshot. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
If You Give a Girl a Gun by whoahomo reviews
We all know the iconic "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" children books. Well, this is my version, only slightly more mature and and Tiva-fied... yeah, I make up words.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
It's That Simple by Ink On Paper reviews
Love. It's that simple.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Tether by jelenamichel reviews
Tony falls apart after an accident at a scene. Ziva is there to keep him tethered. One-shot for the No Safety Pin challenge on LJ. Warning in author's notes.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Partners by Woody2792 reviews
She and Tony were partners. But what exactly comes under the title of 'partners? A one-shot from Ziva's POV, exploring her and Tony's relationship. Please R&R.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Rooftops by Addict 16 reviews
Short one shot, tony & ziva one night, realise they fell in love.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Friday Night Double Feature by rebecca-in-blue reviews
"Tony figures that as long as neither of them says the word date, they're not breaking Rule #12." Tony and Ziva go to the movies, set sometime during Season 7. Fluff/Angst.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
A Very Special Guardian Angel by The Fink reviews
Five times that Anthony DiNozzo met his guardian angel
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,384 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
The Past Is Not Prologue by adara-greenleaf reviews
OneShot written after seeing the exchange that took place between Tiva in the warehouse in "Masquerade." This is sad, and kind of heavy. Rated T for some naughty language and adult themes. Please read and review.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Capable by serendipitous-15 reviews
"He's a 15-year-old kid who misses his mom." Tag to 3.18 'Bait'
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
Let's Play Pretend by truglasgowgal reviews
The first time she met him, he made such an impression she found it near impossible to tear herself away. She'd been drawn to him from that moment, and he'd been capitalizing on it ever since. Alex/Neal. Past to present to future.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,899 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Alex H., Neal C. - Complete
Differtus by Zaedah reviews
Cobwebs aren't known for their erotic properties.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Brother by KmJ13 reviews
SongFic! based on the song Brother by Little Birdy. Spoilers for season 6.2- agent afloat. was written as a frendship fic but can go either way. Please R&R
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
A Day At NCIS by Forensic Girl554 reviews
Jenny makes Gibbs baby-sit a little girl who is at NCIS for a field trip, what he doesn't know is he will influence her career choice later on in life. This little girls name is Abby Scuito. Please read and review! Gibbs/Abby Father/Daughter relationship
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Doesn'tAren'tIsn'tIs by somehowunbroken reviews
It doesn't matter, except when it does. Tony/Ziva.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
A Simple Choice by HollyJeen reviews
Ziva wants to know why Gibbs chose Tony in Tel Aviv. Gibbs has an answer.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
These Days by Gingersnap630 reviews
Songfic to these days. It has been three years sense Ziva left NCIS. Tony ran into her in the airport.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Oceans and Hearts by TheMusicLives reviews
...she was hiding this from him, which made it important. Larger than it should be. - Season 6 Character Study, Tony DiNozzo. TIVA in every way.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Falling From Carousels by Zaedah reviews
Every word issued in compromise is the thorn of blossoming lies.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
fate wrapped in paper or plastic by FlopsyOllie reviews
She's missed him, or rather, missed having anything that defines her as a person and not his. Quinn/Puck future oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
Practicality and Proverbs by Weasley's Revenge reviews
"Sooner or later we all quote our mothers." –Bern Williams TIVA oneshots based on Jewish/Italian/American proverbs.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
C130s, Jump Seats, and Harbors by Jananae reviews
The silence of a nighttime plane ride offers some much needed time for introspection. An overview of Tony and Ziva's relationship throughout Season Seven. Takes place during the finale, "Rule Fifty-One". Oneshot. Tiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Entwined by Arrogance by Victoria LeRoux reviews
Certain agencies aren't talked about. To the public eye, they just don't exist. But they're people, who kill to keep their country safe. And now, what they've worked for is threatened, and it's time to fight back. REWRITE IN PROGRESS
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Recitals by anny385 reviews
Kelly and Tony's recitals.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Tony D., Kelly G. - Complete
It Is What It Is by Alidiabin reviews
Tony watches as Ziva gets her American dream. Ziva/Damon and Ziva/Tony.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Changed Everything, Took My Heart Completely by singyouhome reviews
Stolen kisses, forgotten books, coffee in Brooklyn, home-made dinners, a cabbage patch named Cedric. She trades everything she's ever known for this. DS/NS/BN. One-shot.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Serena, Dan - Complete
Flawed Men Shielding Angels by Zaedah reviews
Through possessing her, she has come to own him.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Infant Instructions by Weasley's Revenge reviews
Being a parent is a learning experience. These are the thirty most important lessons that I, Anthony DiNozzo, have learned. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
First Impressions by KouenTaisa reviews
There was still one person that he had yet to meet. The first time Tony meets Abby. Pre-series fic.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Abby S., Tony D. - Complete
Headache Tonight and Heartache Soon by FiveForFighting09 reviews
Tony's head is going to explode. Not surprising, considering he got hit with a crowbar. But the shadows are getting closer and really, Tony knew the peace was too good to be true. But Tony would do anything for his family. Last part of Ben!Verse.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,081 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Justification by BHP reviews
Post 'Agent afloat'. If Tony's posting to the USS Seahawk wasn't a punishment,what was it?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Tony D., L. Vance - Complete
Indico Donum by Zaedah reviews
Not that he'd appreciate being compared to a flower.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Coffee's trap by saisoto reviews
The first time Tony visits Gibbs' basement. A little conversation and some thoughts.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Five Minutes by Tarafina reviews
Gibbs orders Tony on Watch-Abby duty; talk of vampires, epic love and a game of Is There or Isn't There Somebody Here to Kill Us? ensues.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Abby S., Tony D. - Complete
Things We Don't Know by Maine-snowflake reviews
After a note about Gibbs not-so-forgotten past shows up at a crime scene Tony tries to help and find answers. Come to find out their lives are more connected than anyone thought. Not Slash.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Respect for Brazen Follicles by Zaedah reviews
The invasion began on summer break.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Their Day in Baltimore by InsaneMelon reviews
Tony and Gibbs finally meet again but one is still reeling from his loss and tries to keep his distance while the other tries to act as if it doesn't hurt. Throw in a serial killer and you get a whole lot of trouble. / Sequel to 'The Day Before The Day
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,180 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Do You Believe in Soul Mates? by annie6857 reviews
Tony's musings over his relationship with Ziva. Set sometime in season seven, but before the season seven finale. Spoilers for season 4-7.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
All the Fun by Quinndolynn reviews
Tony's the wounded hero this time around. T/Z
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Echoes of the Past by vanishingp2000 reviews
Tony is in trouble again. Choices made by others in the past resurface and our favourite trouble magnet suffers the consequences. Slight spoilers for Leap of Faith and Flesh and Blood. Minor changes to canon, won't affect story. NOW COMPLETE
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,606 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
There Are No Questions by whoahomo reviews
Because neither can live without the other, or they would collectively cease to exist. And that's the way it works, when you have what they do.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Two weeks by jelenamichel reviews
The last two weeks of Anthony DiNozzo's life had been a mess of monumental awfulness that had the potential to become legend. But after all the bad he'd had to deal with, it was only fair that something good was about to come his way.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,520 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
One Night Stand by Vampirelover227 reviews
What has Tony gotten himself into now? I mean a 13 year old daughter he never even knew about! *Please rate and comment so i can have your input*
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Beads by moms5thchild reviews
Tony DiNozzo has a sleepless night
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Halfway Gone by Toadflame reviews
'You were always hard to hold; so letting go ain't easy.' They thought Tony wouldn't leave; was solid in his job. But he did, and letting him go wasn't easy. But being back changes things, right? Depends. No pairings. Can be called AU.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,396 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
A Cry for Help by ncismom reviews
Tony has to get away from the demons that are haunting him and he turns to an unexpected source for help. Father/son. This story has been reposted in smaller chapters for easier reading. COMPLETE!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 142,003 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
This Is Inevitable by CrackedMetal reviews
"Nothing is inevitable" ... "This is." Continuation of the Tiva scene in Judgment Day part 2. Instead of backing down Tony finally acts. What i would have liked to happen. Tiva fluff. ONE-SHOT. Enjoy.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The Convenience of Color by Countryole reviews
A character study of one Ms. Ziva David, a vague and abstract look into several defining moments as seen through out the seasons, plus a few I made up on my own, with some splashes of color.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
When the rain comes down by Katharen Silver reviews
Even from the warm safety of her apartment Ziva couldn't escape the chill that came as she ran her fingers gingerly over the half healed scars on her stomach and sides. A haunting memory of long nights and endless days that she had spent in his company.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Fatherland by Ink On Paper reviews
And he has failed her. Again. Because he has repeated the offense he condemns Eli David for: He missed his daughter's golden moment . . . . TIVA feat. Gibbs
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
One of Those 'Forever' Things by SacredAir reviews
It's kind of nice, in a twisted way, because no words are needed – everything is understood without the need for explanations. Tag for 'Jetlag' Tony's POV. Re-uploaded with the correct version!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Moments in a Closet by Xcontents.pricelessX reviews
...and dragged them around the stairs and to a door beside it. Without warning, she opened it, shoved the two agents in, and slammed the door shut.' Rated T just to be safe. A series of Tiva drabbles...in a closet
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Bone of My Bone by PrincessFi reviews
Gibbs fears the worst when Tony keeps a secret, but the truth makes him take another look at his senior agent.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,563 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Five Years Gone by NCISgirl1527 reviews
It has been five years. Five long years. In that half a decade things have changed for the team. There have been big changes and small changes, but one thing has remained unchanged. They all still miss their friend and teammate who killed on May 24, 2005
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Kate T. - Complete
Bullets and Drowning by Tango Eight reviews
Tony is hurt while saving Gibbs and Maddie during the episode Requiem.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
In the Knowing by Zaedah reviews
Though the ideals of certain colloquialisms still elude her, she now possesses a tangible concept of rough and ready.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Convergence of the Twain by Zaedah reviews
Their twisting rotations never synchronize and they twirl in a stubborn randomness both unsatisfying and unproductive.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Relucesco by Zaedah reviews
They needn't escape to Paris to cast aside old repressions.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Chemistry In Context by ribbonandbuttons reviews
They had chemistry. That was undeniable and as a matter of fact neither Tony nor Ziva denied it. Please review. One shot that came to me while cramming for an exam.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
These Days by ribbonandbuttons reviews
Gibbs reflects on Tony and Ziva. Set somewhere in Season 7. Please review : One shot
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
A Lesson in Deception by Countryole reviews
He is certain that deception only works if the other person is the more deceived. And he's not. Tony begins a study into the benefits of honesty.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,918 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
The Silence by bellblueeyes reviews
It was the silence that was eating them alive, slowly killing them, draining the life from their eyes, though both were too numb to notice or maybe deep down just too stubborn to admit it.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Bringing Them Together by Tivaroo reviews
"Never did Tony see the culprit entering Ziva's building, as he has already vanished from the street nor did he notice that he was also being followed." Rated- M for saftey. Season 7 somewhere. Tiva, possible McAbby not really sure at this stage. R&R.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Somewhere A Clock is Ticking by PeacefulEyes reviews
And you're not sure whose time is up. Tony and Ziva in Somalia.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
All He Needed by TitansRule reviews
Set after Truth or Consequences. He's imagined her being home so many times ... he needs to know that this isn't just another dream. Short oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2010 - [Tony D., Ziva D.] - Complete
Mesmerizing by Tivaroo reviews
One moment her hands were gripping on a fire-escapes ladder and next moment she soon finds herself to be falling. Landing in a pair of strong arms, hearing an ‘oomph’ from the owners mouth as her saviour lands heavily onto the hard concrete pathway below.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,327 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Post Obsession Dialogue by LouC reviews
Follows Post Obsession Monologue. Tony helps Ziva understand his actions during the case and she makes him a deal... Bridges the gap between Obsession and Borderland.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Things That Matter the Most by zizza24 reviews
Tony and Ziva grow closer than ever, but what happens when Ziva is found lying motionless while in the field?
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,017 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Jazz, Trumpets, and Spaghetti by FiveForFighting09 reviews
Tony never had a blueprint of how a family should look. He's still not absolutely sure but maybe it has something to do with Jazz music, old trumpets, and homemade spaghetti. Part of the Ben!Verse. Set after "You Are A Runner..." and "No Words Needed".
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,687 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Boys Are Concrete Angels Too by AgentDiNozzo13 reviews
This is based off of the song Concrete Angel by Martina McBride. Mainly the music video. Its about Tony, and the song is about a girl named Angela, so I wanted to make it into a Tony version. Its sad, you have been warned! Tony abuse! Three chapters total
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Broderie Anglaise and Gunpowder by scousemuz1k reviews
Abby looks after Tony, hurt far from HQ.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Abby S., Tony D. - Complete
Made You Laugh by madame.alexandra reviews
LB/SF Tag: AU. Jenny slips away from a crime scene in Arlington to pay a visit to her family; Tony stumbles in mid-respect paying. He's not silver-tongued when it comes to comfort, and maybe that's why she bothers to let him know. Pre-JIBBS.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Tony D. - Complete
The Hardest Rule to Keep by racefh853629 reviews
Set at the end of Obsession. "Women should stay away from me for their own health."
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Clearing by Zaedah reviews
The DiNozzo genetic code is designed for the revolving door.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Sick Days by NCIS-CSI reviews
Ziva is sick and Gibbs orders Tony to look after her, till she gets better.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D.
We Are Not by Rose DiVerona reviews
Drabble. "And there's no use pretending there's something there, when we both know there really isn't." Tiva angst.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Devil's Dance Floor by Weasley's Revenge reviews
They are both going to Hell, they might as well have fun doing it. TIVA set between S3 and S4. Songfic, but not in the traditional sense.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
An Unsuccessful Hero by EBB and Flow reviews
For as long as he could remember, Anthony DiNozzo could relate his life to a movie. Set around season 7. First NCIS fanfiction; please read and review.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Heavy Rolls With Heavy Downpour by kbecks41319 reviews
When Tony shows up at Ziva's soaking wet in the early hours of the morning, what is it that's got the Italian man not able to sleep? // I do not own any of the characters nor do I own NCIS. I can only wish.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Extenuating Circumstances by serendipitous-15 reviews
Sometimes Tony wants to forget all about Philadelphia, other times he hates himself for thinking that.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Staying the Night by nancystagerat reviews
Right now, with the smell of vanilla shampoo in her still-damp hair swirling in his head and the DVD menu music growing increasingly irritating in the background , Tony knew this would be the opportune moment to get the hell out. Early-mid season 7 Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
You Are A Runner and I Am My Father's Son by FiveForFighting09 reviews
I'll draw three figures on your heart: one of them will be me as a boy,one of them will be me, one of them will be me watching you run, farther than guns will go. You are a runner and I am my father's son. What makes Tony run? One-shot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Replies of Silence by Jananae reviews
There are no answers and no replies. There is only silence. Set post-"Aliyah" through "Reunion". Two-parter. In-canon. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Needs by AlkalineTeegan reviews
No real spoilers and not really an episode tag, but "Guilty Pleasure" got me thinking. Warnings for sex and language. Rated strongly T.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,762 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Staring Down the Barrel by AgentDiNozzo13 reviews
Tony is in his apartment. Staring down the barrel of his own gun. He thinks everyone would be better off when he was dead. But a small voice in his head, the voice of Gibbs, is trying to change his mind. But is he too late? NO major character death!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Facing My Demons by CSIGeekFan reviews
Summary: Tony looks at his life in a clinical way. Spoilers: All through 'Flesh and Blood'. One shot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Understanding by thelastcity reviews
NCIS/Bones crossover, gen no pairings . Gibbs meets Max. Tony bears the consequences.
Crossover - NCIS & Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
What Your Heart Wants by some1lostme reviews
While taking care of an injured Tony, Ziva comes to a realization. No spoilers.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Hidden in Plain Sight by Griever11 reviews
A series of post-ep ficlets, the scenes they didn't want us to see. Tiva-ish. Post 7x06 - Punching Bag now up!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,602 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Not Anymore by ncischick09 reviews
He can't do this anymore. Musings about the upcoming episode, 'Obsession.'
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
There Are Other Ways by Colie88 reviews
He then took her by the shoulders, holding her in front of the mirror, and whispered, "Why can't you see what I see?"....One shot Rated K , minor language.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Late Night Photographs by bubbles799 reviews
Tony explains to his newborn daughter the important people and moments in their lives.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Tales from the Men's Room by Fluffy-CSI reviews
Ongoing Season 7 spoilers - a series of ficlets. The men's room is to Ziva what the elevator is to Gibbs. Just how many times *will* she corner Tony in there?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 26,680 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Goodbye Shadows by nolegirl26 reviews
One-shot. Ziva has nightmares, where does she turn? Just a little Tiva friendship fluff. Kind of a songfic.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
One Day in Paris by LouC reviews
She lied to the witness, he lied to their team mate. What happened in Paris that they are not ready to share?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Art of Regrets by Ink On Paper reviews
And regrets will pile up with the bodies as bullets hail from the sky.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Please Remember by WritingWithABrokenHeart reviews
As they're about to go their seperate ways, something reminds her of why they were holding on to each other.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Mighty Soul by CSIGeekFan reviews
Summary: Tony finds a friend in the least likely place. Spoilers Through 7x01 "Truth or Consequences". One Shot. Complete.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,698 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Reasons Why by somethingsdont reviews
B/B. Post-100th. You know the drill.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/9/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Heart in The Scientist by ILoveBooth reviews
My take on what was going through their heads in the final scene of episode 100
Bones - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Down to the Depths of Hell by AlkalineTeegan reviews
Casefic with ensemble cast. Everyone knows Tony's not happy as agent afloat, but when the team gets some startling news, is all as it seems? Or is something even more disturbing going on? Warnings for language and dark themes. COMPLETE!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 56 - Words: 124,411 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Waves by Megwolf13 reviews
And she breathed as the ocean breathed, her breath coming in and out with the push and pull of the waves. Just a little one-shot. Inspired by another story and the phrase "And he watched her breath." Please read, bad summary.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Love building by miffy92 reviews
A make-up dinner turns into to something more for our two favourite people Tony and Ziva. TIVA
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Family by Corinne Jane reviews
A little snippet I thought was missing from the episode "Silent Night." Gibbs and Tony bonding. What if Ziva had told Gibbs about the conversation her and Tony had in the car?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Christmas Present by Richefic reviews
Tag to 7.10 "Faith" with spoilers for that episode. Jack, Gibbs and Tony celebrate Christmas together and unwrap more than gifts.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
25 Things You Might Not Know About Seeley Booth by Fluffernutter8 reviews
Exactly what the title sounds like. A glimpse into my Booth.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2010 - S. Booth - Complete
On The Wing by Sophie Ranier reviews
The weekend we were in love...;;drabble
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Life as a Habit by Anjelik reviews
Anthony DiNozzo looks like a very happy person. Who would suspect that he drives his mustang each night to the nearest cliff and contemplates stepping on the gas pedal and letting go? Pre-NCIS.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,127 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
The Light of a New Beginning by n0pe reviews
There is a lot Ziva David could do; disarm a man in a second, kill him in a half, make him fall for her in even less, but she couldn’t beat death. Or could she? Coming home after Somalia isn't as easy as Ziva expected. Tiva, Somalia ended differently.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
All In by cleverdistraction reviews
They had been in this situation countless times before--on the brink of becoming more, but reigned in by cooler heads and broken hearts. For the last few months, they had been all build-up, but no release. Tiva! One-shot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
When Are We Gunna Use This In Real Life? by Sophie Ranier reviews
tags to 2x1. drabble; Tony owes Mrs. Powers an apology. But why?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
There Is Not Enough Time by Ink On Paper reviews
Not now, not ever. And, unfortunately, it has never been so obvious. . . . . Judgement Day. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Smoke Gets In Your Eyes by LostinOblivion reviews
Gibbs gets an emergency call in the middle of the night about one of his agents, and gets a surprise at the scene.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
One Man's Eyes by Soul Music reviews
A stake out for Gibbs turns into a night he'll never forget when he resuces a boy from the hands of attackers. What does this boy mean, who is he and why does he feel so protective of him. Tony/Gibbs - Father/Son
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,730 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Talk Me Down by Ink On Paper reviews
I need you to talk me down. . . . " A phone call in the middle of the night leads to talking. Just talking. . . . . . Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Come Back To Bed by propelled reviews
A short little one-shot with an established Tiva relationship.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
To Lie is to be Safe by cemeteriesoflondon reviews
Hypothetically," he begins and these hypothetical situations are not new to me, "hypothetically, there are two ways to go about this: we go back to the beginning or we move ahead." A conversation between Tony and Ziva that cannot be avoided forever.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
That's What He Said by Ink On Paper reviews
A study into select quotes from one very special agent. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Symmetry by whoahomo reviews
Everything about you is symmetrical, two of everything, and everything else is in the middle... Well, not everything...
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Just for a While by Shawanda94 reviews
And just for a while, they forgot about Gibbs and Mossad..." What I think happened in that hotel room in Paris. T for slight innuendo.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Heat wave by jelenamichel reviews
What was it they said about excessive heat having an effect on a person's ability to think clearly? A heat wave in DC brings the tension between two agents to boiling point. TIVA fluff piece. **Final chapter now up - take note of the new rating.**
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,685 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Her Stomach by SpecialAgentAMB reviews
A certain man reflects on the life he's shared with his wife through the changes of shape of her stomach. Cute fluff and not as weird as the summary makes it out to be... TIVA!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Like We Used To by ThePranksterQueens reviews
For Missa. "Three weeks later, Rachel walks into school wearing his ex-best friend's letterman jacket". Puck/Rachel/Finn.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
The Thrill of The Chase by Visage reviews
It doesn't matter what happened before or what will become of it. Tony lives for the thrill of the chase.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Things the NCIS team aren't allowed to do by Literatifan4eva reviews
Vance decides to send an email to his agents containing a list of things that they are not allowed to do.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2010 - L. Vance - Complete
You Know You Are Addicted To NCIS When by SMacCSINewYorks reviews
just a list of things that us NCIS addicts tend to do lol
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/27/2010
Tough Little Boys by Bunny1 reviews
Tag to 'Truth, Unrevealed'. Lux goes to Baze and tells him about Bug leaving... One shot, complete.
Life Unexpected - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Lux C., Nate B./Baze - Complete
Instant Messaging by Ink On Paper reviews
If I know what love is, it is because of you. . . . ." - Hermann Hesse. A little Tiva fluff for Valentine's Day.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Only Abby by Belker reviews
Only Abby can make things better like this. She knows him too well. *Yeah, I know, I know... It's supposed to be complete. Oh, well, here we go again*
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
What Happens in Paris by NCISgirl1527 reviews
What happens in Paris...Stays in Paris? Maybe it doesn't have to. A post episode fic for Jet Lag focusing on what happened between Tony and Ziva in the hotel room that night. Nice and Fluffy. Just the way I like it. Enjoy. TIVA!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,800 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Packing for the Assassin on the Go by DrawMeASheep reviews
COMPLETE. An official Moussad field guide. Unscenes from Jet Lag.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,094 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Arrogant Man by tearsofamiko reviews
I couldn’t tell you, so I had to lead you on, but I didn’t mean to break your heart. ONE-SHOT
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
What Happens in Paris by The Lilac Elf of Lothlorien reviews
At the end of 'Jet-Lag' everyone wonders what happened between Tony and Ziva. Except Gibbs. Gibbs and Jenny never really had Paris. Tony and Ziva... that's a different story.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
All in a Moment by Enthusiastic Fish reviews
Paula reflects on her relationship with Tony at the end of Grace Period. Written for the NFA Haiti Relief auction. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Paula C., Tony D. - Complete
Unspoken Questions by Georginaaa reviews
She responds in the only way she knows how. “What is there to talk about?” Defer, deflect, and never give anything away. Set 7.14 'Masquerade'.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Save her by falling into heaven reviews
You know if anyone can, it will be you. It always is. Tiva ramble, set early s7.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Running After Yesterday by singsongsung reviews
Dan/Serena. Early s3. "All we ever do is say goodbye."
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Dan, Serena - Complete
Invern by Zaedah reviews
It is a lateral stride to an equal nowhere.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
And Then, It's Called Grace by Autumn Dae reviews
It’s been five years since Ziva had seen anyone from NCIS. She left one day, and never came back. When she finds herself entangled with the team once more, the past begins to haunt, and she must face the one man she promised she’d never see again. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,584 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Beyond the Zenith by Zaedah reviews
It’s bad luck to cling to God’s toys when He expects them back.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Space by jelenamichel reviews
I cannot do this anymore." Ziva tells Tony that she needs some space to work out how to deal with, well, him. A little angsty, but it's TIVA at heart. One shot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
A Bottle of Wine by ltjvt1026 reviews
ACTION FIC. Tony stops for a bottle of wine. Chapter 3 has been added. Short summary I know, but R&R anyway.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
The end of it by jelenamichel reviews
But you're the expert at being gone in the morning." A careless remark during an argument brings up a conversation Tony and Ziva should have had a year ago. One shot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
if my heart was a compass, you'd be north by singsongsung reviews
DS. Early s1. It's just a boy and a girl and a story.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Dan, Serena - Complete
Sweet Dreams and Sweeter NotDreams by SemperFiNeverForget051909 reviews
There's a reason why she didn't kill him when they woke up the next morning.// He doesn't wake up because of her nightmares. She wakes up feeling in one of his movies. They wake up realizing this is better than their dreams. JetLag TIVA goodness.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Variations on a Fib by Zaedah reviews
God created an entire solar system for the expressed purpose of bringing this bed into existence. -Jetlag-
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Slivers of the Whole by Zaedah reviews
Shooting stars are merely tricks of light.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Fleeting Photograph by SacredAir reviews
Tag for 7x13 'Jetlag' Why did Tony take that photograph? TIVA
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Slaughter House by Bob Rhynoplasty reviews
COMPLETE! How did Gibbs and Tony meet? What was it about the young Baltimore cop that earned Gibbs' trust above all others? When a case of a slaughtered marine leads Gibbs to Baltimore, he's forced to team up with the locals to catch a serial killer.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,373 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
All Things Beautiful by Mooncombo reviews
Every movement, every action, every plan. All different. She was different. Hell, he was different now. The events of the previous evening bore further evidence that Ziva was not as “fine” as she pretended to be. TIVA- rated M for later chapters.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Unexpected Sources by BexTheLabRat reviews
Pre-Series. A particularly difficult case brings back painful memories for Gibbs, and the latest addition to his team seems oblivious to his frustration. Written tonight to see if I can still string a sentence together after a year off writing fanfic.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
A Sense of Family by GraveDigger Resurrection reviews
There's a big difference between something being easy, and being being worth it. Sequel to "A Sense of Duty", set immediately after the end of "Flesh and Blood". Tony/Gibbs father/son.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Add Retraction and Divide by Two by Zaedah reviews
She’s a bit like Joan of Arc. And if she keeps this up, he’ll look for a stake on which to toast her.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Picture of Tiva by songbird'ssmile reviews
Songfic about tiva Tony/Ziva please read. It is really good!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Hearth and Home by Richefic reviews
Episode Tag for 7.12 "Flesh and Blood" Contains spoilers. Why didn't Tony call his Dad when he was sick with the plague? Complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Flesh and Blood by falling into heaven reviews
We're all screwed over by our parents. Some more than others. - A series of oneshots with tags to the episode, focussing mainly on Tony Jr/Tony Sr. Tony/Ziva themes.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
A Sense of Duty by GraveDigger Resurrection reviews
“You have children, Gibbs?” And in the silence of that moment, Gibbs realizes the answer is not as simple as he thought. Set mid-”Flesh and Blood”. Allusions to child abuse. Gibbs/Tony, father/son.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
NonAlcoholic Beverages by FiveForFighting09 reviews
Tony has always had a complicated relationship with alcohol. A tag to episode 7x12, Flesh and Blood.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Souvenir by Richefic reviews
Souvenir – from the French for ‘memory’ an object whose value comes from the memories associated with it. As Tony prepares to ship out as an Agent Afloat Gibbs is determined out of sight won't mean out of mind. Complete.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
His First by PrincessFi reviews
The team talk about their 'firsts'.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Freefalling by Griever11 reviews
Because many things have happened in the men's bathroom and the stairwell was feeling lonely. Tony and Ziva centric, semi-shippy, more partner-fic. Though one could say the line is a very, very thin and blurry one.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
You Had Me At Hello And Almost At Goodbye by SemperFiNeverForget051909 reviews
It wasn’t exactly a ‘Hello’.It was actually “Having Phone sex?” but it's why I can't forget it.// She’s always got a new game to play. I’ll keep playing and guessing. As long as she’s up for it.//Almost had her at 'bye', but...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Peanut butter and Jelly by lamersammy reviews
Ziva realizes a deeper meaning into the famous American sandwich. Tiva stuff.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Da Mi Basia Mille by molamola reviews
The first five of a thousand kisses
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,319 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Need You Now by NCIStivaAddict reviews
Songfic from the song Need You Now by: Lady Antebellum.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Ten Minutes to May by Zaedah reviews
The storm calms when they do and such mirroring plants wicked seeds.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Basic Human Impulse by violetwarnercobalt reviews
After a hard and heart breaking case DiNozzo is left hurt in more ways than meets the eye. Who is there to pick up the pieces and heal old wounds when he is left all alone. TonyAbby friendship. Warnings for mentions of graphic violence and strong language
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
In The Middle Of Nowhere by Ink On Paper reviews
Tony and Ziva are stranded in the middle of nowhere. . . .Slight Tiva
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,246 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
It Rained Then Too by Ink On Paper reviews
A piece on the five women that Tony DiNozzo had lost and how the rain had fallen.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Not in the Script by Quinndolynn reviews
Patching up someone’s wounds is only sexy in the movies. TIVA
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
51 Things that Connor Stoll is not allowed to do by Clara Fonteyn reviews
Camp has published their next rule book-especially for Connor Stoll...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
A Study of Cliches by Aksannyi reviews
Sometimes, it feels as though everything has been done, and I've seen it all before. This is pure satire. It DOES contain Tiva, but it's mainly a commentary piece. Rated T for mild swearing. Reviews would be lovely. Second chapter added, NOW COMPLETE!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
51 Things that Travis Stoll is not allowed to do by Clara Fonteyn reviews
Travis has gone one trick too far...now all of camp has decided to write a list of 51 things he cannot do, much as he may want to...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Oh Tony by flutegirl17 reviews
Tony is very ill but tries to hide it from the rest of the team; especially Gibbs. What will happen? Will Tony be ok, or will his stupidity cost him dearly?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Marathon by Zaedah reviews
She strips him down and reclaims all that is hers with the gentleness of a drunken mosh pit. -On Hiatus-
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,115 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
The History of Sucrose by Zaedah reviews
He discovers a chewy center and the means to exploit it... Beware TIVA Holiday Fluff
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
From Pen to Paper by Griever11 reviews
Who wants a good chuckle or two? Your wish is my command. Featuring Tony and Ziva and McGee and the bullpen. And sex. Maybe.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
What Did I Do For Love? by CelticWolfman reviews
Post "Truth or Consequences". Tony's left thinking about what's happened in his life this summer over a drink. Wondering where the answers are and if there are any when he's joined by a friend.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,364 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
5 reasons why Gibbs knows by ClassynSassy reviews
Gibbs can see things that perhaps others cannot, that is why he knows that Tony and Ziva love each other. Here are the reasons why. I do not own the characters but the reasons are mine. Rated K
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Rain Fell Like Stars by Autumn Dae reviews
She lay on the ground, her curls spread about. Her face was dirty, a cut on her forehead bleeding, joining the growing pool of blood beneath her. She had been in front of him. She took all of the shrapnel. She saved his life. Tiva. Character death.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Pianoforte by AlkalineTeegan reviews
I watched "Boxed In" again and noticed something interesting. That--coupled with my love of speculating on Tony's unhappy childhood--gave rise to this.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Latibule by Zaedah reviews
He clings to the last speck of bitter lust because there’s something to be said for routine
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Detonate by Zaedah reviews
She’s approaching the cliff and he begs to follow her down.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
A Question Unasked by Tinkerbell Faerie 2 reviews
Tony's a regular visitor in Gibbs' basement. Why is he there? Gibbs doesn't want to ask. Friendship.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
My Little Girl by Trivette Lover Heather reviews
Gibbs remembers his little girl. One Shot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Kelly G. - Complete
Tending Shadows by Zaedah reviews
Pretense is their only breath.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Everyone Needs Someone by DNAisUnique reviews
Post-ep for 'The Foot in the Foreclosure.'
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Happily Ever After by 26hannah26 reviews
Established BB. "If I could promise you forever, would you take it?" Booth and Brennan tell Parker a surprisingly familiar bedtime story, with a twist ending. Oneshot. COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Dancing Around Rule 12 by SpecialAgentZiva reviews
They sat together, pointing out the FBI's bad dancers and the CIA's klutzes. They all seemed so natural together, like a family. The young woman sitting beside her partner, his arm over the back of the seat and therefore over her shoulder. Tiva/Team
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
For Her by Autumn Dae reviews
Tony goes back to the first day they met, sharing espresso in the rain, to the day the hood was lifted and he saw her sitting before him. And he remembers--it was all for her. Tiva. Spoilers through season 7 and the future. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Five Times by Spirit Of Innocence reviews
Saying “I love you” isn’t easy. Especially for Anthony DiNozzo. But try and try again, and you might get it right, even if not in the way you expected. It takes him five tries in total. TIVA
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,874 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Red Poppies by serendipitous-15 reviews
Four-year-old Tony wants to know why they wear red poppies. Just a little tribute for Veteran's Day.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
The Veterans and the Fallen by jedlee07 reviews
A father and son attend a Veteran's Day Parade. A songfic.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2009 - S. Booth, Parker B. - Complete
Nineteen Years by Ziny-DiNozzo reviews
It had been nineteen years. Nineteen years since Director Vance spilt up the team and Tony and Ziva made love for the first time. . * . ONESHOT . * . TIVA . * . A short story of Love Life Hope and Death. . * . Enjoy&Review!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Between the Filaments by Zaedah reviews
Stubborn by genetics and imprudent by practice, he fights them on principle.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Concrete Angel by Blood Red Kisses reviews
A small sixteen year old girl walks down a broken street, bumping into a young man. The two talk and find they have more in common than she thinks. Warning: Character death and themes of abuse.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Tony's Nightmare by PoeticJustice84 reviews
Tony has an unexpected visitor and Gibbs has to fix the problem
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,121 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Moments by Rose DiVerona reviews
The smallest moments...the smallest gestures...can change a life forever.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
How to ruin one's weekend by Moltie reviews
Percy is sick. And he's bored. And the fever is annoying.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
The Promise by Rose DiVerona reviews
In one of their saddest moments, he made her a promise. And she expects him to keep it.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Abby S., Tony D. - Complete
Birthdays by The Original Geek reviews
Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau. Tony doesn't celebrate his birthday... Tony/Abby friendship. Finally COMPLETE!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
Apples: Nourishment by Zaedah reviews
They’re defying physics and it’s only exhilarating once she gets past the annoyance.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Anything by BigRed502 reviews
Tiva Smut - 3x20 Untouchable - MATURE CONTENT
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Apples: Eve Complex by Zaedah reviews
Eve knew this flavor and gave up eternity for it.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
I CanMaybe by Happyangstywriter reviews
Sequel to "I Can't" my one shot Tag for Mayhem On A Cross. Heavy Angst! Requested story...this doesn't follow the show with regards to Booth's grandfather...or really much else. lol Read at your own risk! J/K
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Snow Day by pdljmpr6 reviews
Abby's got a hinky feeling about Tony's cough. But with Gibbs out on a case and the entire city snowed in, the responsibility of keeping Tony healthy - and alive- falls squarely on her shoulders. Abby/Tony friendship and Tony whump -Chapter 8 is REPOSTED
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,606 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Abby S., Tony D. - Complete
Sunday by WhenTheWorldComesDown reviews
Just tiva smut.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Keep Running by Rose DiVerona reviews
Drabble. "Another dead body, and you wanna keep running." Circa-season 6, no pairings. Major character death.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Just tell me your name by AlkalineTeegan reviews
Casefic with ensemble cast. Tony confronts a suicidal girl on a rooftop, which sets off an intriguing chain of events. Warnings for generally dark themes, especially suicide, and some language. UPDATED! Final chapter and epilogue are up. Thanks!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,223 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Perfect by Dean 'n' Gibbs' Gurl reviews
He knew this nightmare wasn’t over, nor would it be soon, but he wasn’t going to leave him, not now, not ever." SongFic, Perfect by Simple Plan. Rated T for language. Could be taken anyway you want it, Father/Son, Friednship, Slash, whatever. r&r. Enjoy!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,619 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
How It Happens by Quinndolynn reviews
Two views on a night together. Sorta. Tiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Unbuttoned by Caos Accidentale reviews
Tony and Abby find themselves in a sticky situation...an NFA Hangman prize for Sanna.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
Two Years by amber-chick reviews
Contrary to popular belief, his two year timespan in each city was the product of chance, not his own planning. A look at why Tony has only ever stayed in each city two years prior to NCIS - and why he didn't leave the agency.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Home Truths by PrincessFi reviews
Tony interviews a very special witness. Chapter 2 now posted.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Expectations by Ice Cube1 reviews
He’d seen that McGee and Ziva weren’t going to accept him taking over. And he could accept that. But then Abby stepped forward, too. Tony hadn’t expected that. Tag to Hiatus, part I. Could be seen as Tabby if you stand on your head and squint.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
Brain And Heart Blood And Soul by bite-or-avoid reviews
My first fanfic. More like a ficlet, really. Dual fandom: Bones and Angel/BtVS
Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Angel, Buffy S. - Complete
The Power of Chunky Monkey by divine one reviews
It starts very innocently for Abby and Tony. Bad day, a little ice cream and movie comfort, I mean, what could possibly evolve out of that?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,218 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
Reactions by amber-chick reviews
Tags to Bury Your Dead. Series of oneshots. They all thought Tony was dead. They took things to help remember him by. What was going through their heads from when they saw his car blow up, to taking mememtos, to discovering he was alive. Chapter 6: Gibbs
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,534 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
BeachWatch by zatl reviews
Sadie is a regular at the beach. She sees everything. One day she sees two people walking and they captivate her attention. This basically follows Tony's and Ziva's relationship from an outside perspective... then adds on a little. Read and Review :
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Ex Vita, Amor, Et Damnum PRE SERIES NCIS by readersdigest reviews
REWRITTEN 2 ENDINGS 1 HAPPY 1 SAD Pre-series NCIS.sorta tectiveTony Gibbs Ducky Abby.Friendship.Crime.Mystery.Hurt/Comfort.Family. Angst. Serial Killer.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,500 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S., Ducky M. - Complete
The Line by falling into heaven reviews
There is a very thin line between love and hate. Sometimes, there's no line at all. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Dear Abby by Caos Accidentale reviews
Postcards from Tony to Abby and vice versa while he's the NCIS Agent Afloat. Just a bit of Tabbyish Fluff.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
Redux by shywr1ter reviews
Right after all that happened in 'Bury Your Dead,' Tim can't sleep. The events of the past hours keep him awake; the events of the past weeks and months lead him to reflect on just who Tony DiNozzo really is -- and why it matters. Friendship/family.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Does My Daddy Love Me? by bookwormlady reviews
A one-shot I wrote for the Parker Challenge in the BY.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Parker B., S. Booth - Complete
Fall for you by Crazy-Ninja-Chick reviews
The night after boxed in they are having that dinner. Feelings arise and relationships happen. MAJOR TIVA read and review please
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
A successful night by BeeTheRainbowWriter reviews
Abby and Ziva have themselves a pretty successful night! It's a load of smut. I have even heightened my writing of the naughty scenes, I'm getting graphic folks! Hehe. Read and Review. One Shot.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Ziva D., Abby S. - Complete
Ten Partners and Seven Years by LeDiz reviews
Tony has worked with Gibbs for seven years. In that time he's had ten partners, with a personality to match each one. You really would've thought one would outlast him sooner or later.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Concrete Angel by HollowSerenity reviews
Just a simple song fic. Its kind of sad but I like it. Kind of playing on the unknown past of Tony. Hints of Tiva throughout the whole thing. R&R and please no flames or anything mean.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Like a Dagger to the Heart by Sashile reviews
One-shot, immediately after Dagger, contains spoilers for that episode. Ziva was crying as she left the building, and Tony wants to know why. Tiva friendship/maybe more.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Sent to the Witch by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
-AngelCharmed crossover- What if Angel, the vampire with a soul, instead of being sent to aid Buffy in becoming a Slayer, was sent to help Paige become a witch instead? The Charmed Ones must now face vampires, the Judge, Alcathla... and Angelus
Crossover - Charmed & Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,056 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Paige M., Angel - Complete
TrickOrTreatingWith Tony by TheYoungTimpani reviews
Tony takes his neighbor trick-or-treating...and kidnapping.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Dusk by neotantrika reviews
Takes place after "SWAK", the second season episode, and before "Twilight". Caitlin Todd drives Tony home and his thank you is a little warmer than planned.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
Straight On 'Til Morning by Rose DiVerona reviews
Peter watches Wendy grow up as the years pass and she slowly forgets all about him. But perhaps all is not lost. Oneshot.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
A Fulfilled Life by snipsa reviews
Tony’s life and problems, as seen through the eyes of somebody that’s known him for most of it. This fic is written from the point of view of a good friend of Tony’s that met him some time during their High School years.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Tony D. - Complete
Setting the Record Straight by SPT reviews
Gibbs and Tony get a few things straight at the end of "Hung Out To Dry".
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Life's too short by Richefic reviews
A longish tag to the episode "Grace Period". After witnessing Paula's death, Tony thinks about the advice she gave him and tries to come to terms with life, loss, and the meaning of love.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,469 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Early Morning Chat by Dracoisalooker76 reviews
Unable to sleep, Tony has a chat with his newborn daughter. Oneshot. Implied Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Tony D. - Complete
Sweet Child of Mine by Sim Spider reviews
Tag to Requiem. Yes, another one. The rescue has some adverse effects on Tony and some positive ones on Gibbs.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,260 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Honesty by Clementine17 reviews
Casey is fine with her choices.
Greek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
That Fateful and Fatal Day by ro-sham-bo211 reviews
Post Twilight. Takes place right after Hiatus. Tonycentric. Tate angst. Songfic. Tony thinks about Kate and their last moments together. And it leads to extreme actions. Tony's POV. COMPLETE
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Tony D. - Complete
Edge by Revanche reviews
It's not that he's unfamiliar with mortality.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2005
Drift by Revanche reviews
Tony tries to get away from it all.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/14/2005
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Inexplicably DiNozzo reviews
Tony has a daughter and when his teammates meet her, they figure out that she is inexplicably DiNozzo. Rated T from some cursing in later chapters.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,027 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Tony D.
Worth Trying For reviews
***used to be Good Enough*** continuation, and tweaking, of Tivaroo's story. Sequel to Backfire. What happens to Tony and Ziva now?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
The Insanity Defense reviews
Brennan and Booth have another case- along with watching out for three teenage girls! Watch as these three girls turn the Jeffersonian upside down. And maybe, they make Brennan and Booth see what they've been missing. Rated T for swearing.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010
Old Friends, Dark Secrets reviews
my second crossover fanfic. The NCIS team and Jeffersonian team have a case. How does Brennan know everybody? And how come whenever Tony's in the room, she goes all lovesick puppy? Read to find out. Rated T because my muse has a dirty mind
Crossover - NCIS & Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,495 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Tony D., T. Brennan
Radiation reviews
The warmth of the outside radiates into his bedroom, making it far less cold.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
little pieces of the nothing that fall
i'll do anything you ever dreamed to be complete
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
All You Need is Love: a John Lennon tribute reviews
a semi-songfic to All You Need is Love. It's commemorating the 30th anniversary of the death of John Lennon. Tony/Abby friendship.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Abby S., Tony D. - Complete
Taxi reviews
The long-awaited sequel to my song-fic collection, "i'd lie" can be read alone. I don't care. the first one is AU angsty-Tiva. Sogfic to Taxi by Harry Chapin.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Meeting in the Men's Room reviews
Tony and Ziva are having another powwow in the men's room. Who should walk in, but Eli David. What I hope could happen in the two-parter. Minor spoilers for "Enemies Foreign". Tiva!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Word Search reviews
A whole bunch of Tiva drabbles based off of words i got in a word search for a class assignment. Rated T just to be safe.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Small Silver reviews
written for the no safety pin challenge on LJ. Tiva angst. Can't really reveal more, but there's a fight. Rated T, just cuz.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Good Hearts and Dream Girls reviews
Written for the A/U I love You challenge over on nfa. What if Jeanne had dumped Tony for the whole love thing? Grace Period never happened. Tony tells Jenny that Jeanne dumped him.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Tony D., Jenny Shepard - Complete
Weather Song reviews
Tony. Ziva. Three teenage girls in the rain. Lots of laughs. Not the best summary. one-shot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Paris: A love story reviews
Tony and Ziva in Paris. There's something about it. My version. Tags to Jetlag. Reviews are welcome.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Looking Up and Opening Up reviews
Post-Hiatus. Tony comforts Abby. She may not need Gibbs after all. Friendship, but I guess if you like the relationship, it could swing both ways.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Abby S., Tony D. - Complete
The Princess, the Pauper, and Twenty Years Gone By reviews
Dan and Serena sleep together.They recall the past. Twenty years later, what happens? Rated K because I used a "potty" word.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Dan, Serena - Complete
Tempest in a Teapot reviews
Abby's on the warpath. The Caf-Pow! machine is broken and Gibbs is being mean. What do flowers have to do with this? Read to find out. Just something fun. Tony/Abby friendship maybe relationship if you like.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Abby S., Tony D. - Complete
Second Grade reviews
Spending the night at Dan's turns out to be like second grade all over again. Summery sucks, sorry. fluff.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Dan, Serena - Complete
Pop Rocks reviews
Just a little something for a friend. Tony tells Ziva about an American food... and gets dared by two thirteen year old girls. K for mischief. Tony/Ziva friendship.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
When the Day Met the Night reviews
This is when Ziva first met Tony. My interpretation with the idea that they are soul mates. Which they are. Title is from a Panic! At the Disco song.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Stars Stop Time reviews
pathetic title. First McAbby. Rated T for mentions of being drunk. let me know what you think
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Moments Gone Unnoticed reviews
Lines are crossed as lightning shoots across the sky. And the world is ignorant.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Candles and Confidences reviews
a total cliche. But a cute cliche. Set to Love Song. Not by Sarah Barellis.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Knowing Her reviews
Booth knows everything about Brennan. That scares her. Slight angst
Bones - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Loving Her Anyway reviews
One-shot. Third person Ziva. Post- Truth or Consequences. Angsty. Tiva
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Hushed and Haunting Tones reviews
Tony's got a source helping him on the team's latest case. The only problem? She's a ghost and their murderer's first victim. She needs Tony's help to gain her freedom. Rated T for details. DISCONTINUED!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Tony D.
I'd Lie reviews
songfic. Just a few moments between NCIS's golden couple. 3rd person POV
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Breaking Hearts and Conversations reviews
Tony and Ziva announce they are dating. Tony being the womanizer gets all the threats, right? Wrong. Tiva fluff. 3rd person Ziva.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Five by Five reviews
the Jeffersoinan team meets the NCIS team.There will be romance. TIVA,but only slightly, and some crossover relationships. Rated T just to be sure
Crossover - NCIS & Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Complete
Whistles and Gene Kelly reviews
Tony's got a song stuck in his head. The problem-he doesn't know what song! oneshot semi-songfic
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Forever As A Promise reviews
this is the kind of story that makes you want to hide all sharp objects from the author. MAJOR character death. 2nd person
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Death as a Life reviews
Tony and Ziva die. Gibbs and McGee POV, written in 2nd person
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Complete
Picture To Burn reviews
Brennan's just been dumped. Booth hears about it. She realizes he's different. songfic. oneshot
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/28/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Prove Us Wrong reviews
Tony and Ziva have a long talk about their job. TIVA, a hint of Jibbs
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete