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Author has written 8 stories for Star Wars, Misc. Books, and Aliens/Predator.

If you don't like one of my stories, rearrange the letters into something you do like. I can't wipe your @$$ for you.

I swear in another life I drove an AT-AT, I love Star Wars, especially anything to do with the Empire

Totally agree that the Universe may be a little more productive if the people would have just wiped out the Jedi and the Sith, great suggestion, Boba Fett

Yes, I realize my stories are set in the Star Wars Universe, which is owned by a mouse I just thank it for letting me play in it.

Love reading any stories about Mando's and The Empire

My other literary joys are anything by Jack Whyte, Steve Berry, Harry Harrison, Terry Pratchett, Tom Clancy, Harry Turtledove or even Eric Flint's 1632 Ring of Fire series

I welcome any and all reviews or comments about Tarkin's Fist or any of my stories so feel free to leave one

About me:
Well, I was born without a torso and clearly, life has been difficult. Just behind me is a 30 year wake of apathy and government sponsored murder - and although not terribly fashionable, I wear a cape like, all the time. I'm a former stunt-double for Dakota Fanning but have been spending my time of late working on a new memoire about my time as a Vietnamese land mine juggler with tourettes. I also LOVE cereal and lying to people. Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground. You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground. So you give it a good kick, but you lose your balance and go skidding down the hill toward the pool. Then out comes a big Hawaiian man who was screwing his wife beside the pool because they thought it was real pretty. He tells you to get out of there, but you start faking it, like you're talking Hawaiian, and then he gets mad and chases you... I wonder if he would be able to make it real far when chasing me...even though he's big, I bet all that muscle would just weigh him down in the end. I could probably beat him especially if I had a jet pack made of coconuts...I wonder if you could actually make a jet pack with coconuts. I bet Macguyver could. I've always viewed life as a siren-song of flowering gratitude. If we're not giving back, we're giving up. In addition to holding the world land-speed record for sashay, I'm working on my ultimate goal of teaching sassy forms of walking to needy children in third world countries around the globe. Why lead a CHILD to basic nutrition when they can do it for themselves with sass and attitude? Because as a professional landmine hopscotch instructor, I think I know a thing or two about fancy footwork. On a more personal note, I'd like to encourage a healthy dialogue between us. (I'm available for babysitting, catered religious fundraisers and outpatient neuro-surgeries)


I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot. - Hansel-Zoolander

"I passionately hate the idea of being with it, I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time"
- Orson Welles

Life is too important to be taken seriously. --Oscar Wilde

Reasons I'll never be ashamed to write fan fiction.

"That anyone should spend such pains on such material was what surprised me. Certainly you know a great deal more about it than I do, for the stories have been written in a disconnected (and careless) way without referring back to what had gone before." Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1911, commenting on the fanfiction of the time about his character Sherlocke Holmes

It is not certain when Cervantes began writing Part Two of Don Quixote, but he had probably not gotten much further than Chapter LIX by late July 1614. About September, however, a spurious Part Two, entitled Second Volume of the Ingenious Gentleman Don Quixote of La Mancha: by the Licenciado (doctorate) Alonso Fernández de Avellaneda, of Tordesillas, was published in Tarragona by an unidentified Aragonese who was an admirer of Lope de Vega, a rival of Cervantes.

In 1945, C. S. Lewis adopted certain elements from J.R.R. Tolkien's then largely unpublished legendarium (mostly Númenor, there spelt Numinor) and incorporated these into the last novel, That Hideous Strength, of his Space Trilogy.

Jane Austen fanfiction first appeared around 1850, and fan stories based on the works of Arthur Conan Doyle and Lewis Carroll not much later. A Sherlock Holmes fanfiction-writing group, the Baker Street Irregulars, started in 1934 and has since had members such as Isaac Asimov and Franklin Delano Roosevelt. And even these guys were way late to the fanfiction party. Fifty years after the first complete narrative of the semi-mythical King Arthur appeared in a book called The History of the Kings of Britain in 1138, another writer, Chretien de Troyes, rewrote the story and added in his own character: Lancelot, the handsome knight who steals Arthur's love, Guinevere. He also put in a story about a random cup that he called a "grail." Thirty years after that, another guy decided it would be cooler if it was the Holy Grail. Since then, King Arthur has been interpreted by everyone from Mark Twain to C.S. Lewis, and rewrites are still going on 800 years later.--The History of Fan Fiction

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Strange Surroundings by PaladinDelta reviews
For Jake Matthews, conflict was no stranger to him. Only he finds himself in a galactic wide war dwarfing anything the Earth has witnessed before in it's history. He now must fight for not only his country, but for his planet too. He'll come across new friends and enemies as the fate of his world will hang in the balance as both sides battle it out for dominance of the galaxy
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,055 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Ahsoka T., OC
Second Chances by andrewjameswilliams reviews
AU Fic. When the SDF-3 is destroyed by the Haydonites Admiral Rick Hunter and others are sent back in time to change history and the outcome of the Robotech Wars.
Robotech/Macross - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,179 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Rick/Hikaru, Roy, Lisa/Misa
Fading Light by Saria19 reviews
Earth is discovered by sheer chance on an outer spiral of an Unknown region of the Galaxy. Acting fast, operatives of the fledgling Rebellion rush to warn the aboriginal race that monsters are real, and they are coming for them from across the stars.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,836 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 5/10/2016
The Sidious Chronicles by His Majesty the Emperor reviews
It is said that the measure of a man is much more than skin deep. What makes a person tick then? What motivates them and drives them? Why do people do what they do? Let us look into the mind of the galaxy's most infamous tyrant and find out, shall we?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 73 - Words: 187,696 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 3/15/2013 - E. Palpatine
Death is the Beginning by Smelly Pirate Hooker reviews
Buffy doesn't fear death, she accepts it. So when she is killed and ends up in the underground instead of a heaven or a hell, she must come to terms with the fact that perhaps Slayers are more different than she knew. Some cannon beginning with Season 1, but veering into AU on the regular.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/21/2016 - Published: 1/19/2016
Earth Wars by Pokybyte reviews
A fic about what could happen if Earth were attacked by the Empire. Would we even put up a decent fight? How would we adapt? Follow the fate of characters from each side as the battle rages on. V slightly alternate EU, rated Kplus for violence! I'm back!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,516 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 1/5/2010
Test Of Time Book 1: A Father's Son by AngelDesaray reviews
Luke was walking the halls of the Jedi Temple when he was swept up by The Force, finding himself in the middle of a battle lead by his father Anakin Skywalker and his Master Obi-Wan Kenobi twenty-three years prior. Given the chance to get to know his father before he became Vader and possibly save him as well, will Luke be able to alter the past for the best? or make things worse?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 100,257 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
More Than Just a Clone (Not Just a Copy of a Man) by LongLiveTheClones reviews
Commander Bly receives Order 66 and has to make a split-second decision whether to fire. Has Aayla Secura ever seen him as more than just another clone? The two struggle to find their way in a galaxy forever changed as the Republic disappears and the Empire begins to emerge. Can they find a safe haven, or will they be forever hunted as a Jedi and a traitor? Artwork by gloryblaz.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 115,513 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Aayla S., Stormtroopers - Complete
Fallout: Shades of Steel by ChrisJM89 reviews
2294AD, 217ND. The infantile Capitol Republic is bringing the remaining D.C Settlements into the new City State but not without difficulty. War is on the horizon and War, War never changes. Now AU due to Fallout 4.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,890 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Sarah Lyons
Honour or Death: Tales of the Imperial Forces by President Luthor reviews
Part II of Glory for All. The Emperor is dead, but General Veers has rallied the Imperial forces for one desperate battle against the Rebel Alliance. To save the New Order, they must fight - or die.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,872 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 3/17/2008
A Matter of Time by His Majesty the Emperor reviews
"This Republic is failing. It is only a matter of time." In the aftermath of The Wrong Jedi hero and villain alike deal with the fallout and wonder what the future has in store.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,908 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Barriss O., E. Palpatine, Ahsoka T., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
George Lucas Did WHAT! by His Majesty the Emperor reviews
The Star Wars characters react to the news that George Lucas has sold them to Disney.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - C-3PO - Complete
Affairs of the Empire by DarkJediJade reviews
Stories of the women of Imperial Court. Largely Lady Tarkin/Tarkin/Daala focused, but explores the relationships and interactions of other notable Imperial women such as Mara Jade and Ysanne Isard. Takes place roughly between 2BBY-1BBY for the most part, at the height of the Empire.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,386 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Mara Jade, Y. Isard/Iceheart
The Garden by Smelly Pirate Hooker reviews
A story involving a guy, a couple of chicks, some angels, and a Serpent. There's always a bloody Serpent.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,737 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Michael, Satan - Complete
Legacy of the Red Sun: The Complete Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
After Luke Skywalker died in a tragic speeder accident as a child, ObiWan was about to give up hope, until he discovered a child with powers unlike anything he'd ever seen: the last son of Krypton. A repost of entire Trilogy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,023 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Mara Jade, Clark K./Superman - Complete
Survivor by imperialfan reviews
This is the story of an Imperial officer, Grand Admiral Osvald Teshik, who survives the Battle of Endor and his exploits after Endor.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,692 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010
Empire Reborn by New Empireverse reviews
A TIE pilot is framed for a crime which he did not commit, and goes on a quest to clear his name, discovering along the way that he is Force-sensitive, and that there is a great Imperial conspiracy afoot. Empire-centric, set after RotJ.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 316,351 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010
We Were Stormtroopers by Cpt. Typho reviews
The Clone Wars have ended and the Galaxy is transitioning to an Empire, as the Stormtroopers search out the remnants of the CIS and the Jedi Order, paving the way for the new Galactic Order.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Darth Vader, Captain Rex
The Creation by Smelly Pirate Hooker reviews
A humorous "behind the scenes" look at the events surrounding the creation. Reviews absolutely appreciated.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,569 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
Republic Commando: Knight of Honor by Ms.MaraJade reviews
A fairy tale-esque story inspired by the Karen Traviss Republic Commando Novels. Clones are taught loyalty, honor, obedience, and sacrifice - not kindness, compassion, humanity, The tale of a chivalrous clone and a sheltered princess.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 180,857 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
The Last Jedi by Darth Marrs reviews
There are no Jedi; no Sith. There are Abnormals—persons born with a midi-chlorian count proscribed at a dangerous level by the Galactic Empire. Those persons are euthanized immediately upon discovery. That is, until they come for the son of the last Jedi.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 184,903 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Complete
The Finer Shades of Why by Yesac reviews
When Dooku realizes far earlier Sidious' intentions to replace him, Sidious' plans never come to fruition... but Dooku's do. Across the galaxy, Anakin and Obi-Wan are shot down by their own men and try to make sense of why.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 212,901 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Fits and Spasms by LadyRavena reviews
On no fewer than 4 occasions I told the Emperor that I would not waste his troops and ships attacking an enemy which I was not yet prepared to defeat...he called me a traitor & gave my attack forces to someone else -The story behind the line. Thrawn,Parck
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Thrawn - Complete
Perspectives by TheRealThing reviews
An AU story told from the points of view of each member of the Skywalker family. Luke and Leia are sixteen when this begins. The rest- well you'll just have to read it to see what else is going on in the galaxy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 196,652 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The Crook, the Wook and Me by ladytahiri reviews
A memoir in three parts.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Leia O.
ESB From Another Point of View by camcalli reviews
The events of Episode Five with a few additions.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,319 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
How? by Lady Dudley reviews
Anakin's musings about his children at the end of Return of the Jedi
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Pellaeon Option! by imperialfan reviews
This story will see orders being left behind for Captain Pellaeon by Grand Admiral Thrawn, post Battle of Bilbringi. Thrawn's orders will have long-term consequences for the galaxy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 110,675 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Pellaeon, Thrawn - Complete
The Boy Who Fell, A HP Starwars Crossover by Darth Marrs reviews
The Boy Who Lived didn't. Now 13 years after Harry Potter was murdered by the Dursleys, magical England is on the verge of collapse. So Luna Lovegood wishes for someone to come and make it all better.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 135,583 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Ben Skywalker, Luna L. - Complete
The Empire vs OSHA by Draxis reviews
The Empire is not the only powerful evil organization left in the Galaxy. This tale, set shortly before Star Wars: A New Hope, describes an encounter between Darth Vader and OSHA.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Darth Vader - Complete
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Tarkin's Fist Episode III The Earth Strikes Back reviews
The third act of the epic Earth-Empire War. Both systems will be brought to their knees. Remember droids don't care if you review but a wookiee will rip your arms off if you don't leave one
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 446,808 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/2 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Grand Moff Tarkin, Commander Cody
Boba Wick reviews
An ex-bounty hunter comes out of retirement to track down the gangsters that took everything from him.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,490 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 4/21 - Boba Fett - Complete
Tarkin's Fist Episode II Dirtside reviews
The invasion begins. The Empire launches its massive attack on a backwater world. The harsh tale of OC characters set against the backdrop of the Empire-Earth War. Please R&R, 1 free Force Power for every new follower.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 446,749 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Stormtroopers, OC - Complete
Nightcrawlers reviews
A Clone War vet might have brought back more than bad memories from the War. A spooky tale just in time for Halloween
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Dexter J. - Complete
Tarkin's Fist reviews
We are not alone, and neither are they. Empire vs. Earth, prelude to invasion as two societies clash. Multiple POV seriel. Please read and review for many Bothans died to research this story
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 92 - Words: 235,606 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Stormtroopers, OC - Complete
The Bunker reviews
Seven Stormtroopers are surrounded in a bunker by rebels during the Galactic Civil War, when they hear about tunnels beneath the place and some mystic events that occured there, they begin to go insane... Please R&R
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,728 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Stormtroopers - Complete
The Hunter reviews
Stormies take on what may be their greatest challange, just surviving, The boys in white deal with the ultimate predator, Please R&R
Crossover - Star Wars & Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,033 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Stormtroopers, Predator/Yautja - Complete
Tarkin's Fist Ships of the Line reviews
list of ships that make it through the Big Jump along with the crews of Tarkin's Fist
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Complete