Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Left 4 Dead.
And now an ode to yaoi:
If yaoi were vodka
And i were a duck
I'd swim to the bottom
And drink my way up
But Yaoi ain't vodka
And i ain't a duck
So give me some yaoi
And shut the fuck up
"I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?" -John Lennon
"I never set out to be weird, it was always other people who called me that."
"Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it."
~"The idea of the Yamis and the Hikaris is that they are just that: Shadow and Light. They balance one another and one cannot exist without the other. Though separated by millennia, they are drawn toward each other unerringly."
"In other words, they're soul mates," Mana smiled. "Bound forever: heart, mind, body, and soul."
-"Hikari to Yami no Enishi"
""Why are you gay?"
"How am I supposed to answer that?...I like boys more than girls?"
"I know the definition of gay, Sasuke. I am asking you why you are gay."
"Because I am the definition of gay...?""
-"Let's Play A Love Game" -Kreatyve
“Nunquam lamiae morde me dice. - Never say 'bite me' to a vampire.”
Name: Hippie or Hippie-chan. But you can also call me Lyssa :)
Gender: Female only on the count that I lack something in my pants.
Species: Questionably human. Most likely vampire. Or I have some tracking to do. *whips out silver net, smiling*
Sexual Orientation: To contradict everyone at my school, I AM STRAIGHT, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HUGGING YOUR FRIENDS! Or glomping. Or stroking their hair... -_-;;
Ethic Background: I'm Irish, Italian, and Polish.
Location: Unknown by you. But I will say Pennsylvania. Just not where.
Phone Number: 1-800-GETA-LIFE
Appearence: I have extremely pale skin, hazel eyes (that's silver and gold), thick brown hair, the craziest fashion sense for miles, and I'm extremely skinny even with a large love of chocolate.
Favorite Song: (subject to change) "A Little Piece of Heaven" by Avenged Sevenfold, "Leather Pants" by Little Kuriboh, and "Miss Murder" (long version) by AFI
R.I.P. REV!! ~bursts into tears~
Loves: Books, to write, my friends, books by Scott Westerfeld (I adore the Uglies series), darkness, anything that shouldn't exist (like werewolves, fairies, witches, and gay people (in Christianity, this is a sin. It only makes me love them all the more)) and VAMPIRES!! Not Twilight 'ooh, I get shiney in the sun' type. I'm talkin' House of Night, Blue Bloods, anything by L.J. Smith, and Dracula.
Hates: Many people. Moving on.
A Few Fun Facts About Me:
~I'm currently obsessed with Yugioh -and LOVE Tendershipping (Yami BakuraxRyou Bakura) and Puzzleshipping (YamixYugi)
~I'm so obsessive over vampires that this one dude I know doesn't even know my name! He calls me 'Vampire Creeper Girl'
~I hate the sun so much, if I'm in it too long, I'll slump over and glare at anything. Anything. Even my own foot.
~I am the easiest book to read, so to speak. My one friend literally came up to me and asked what was wrong cause I was walking like I was in a bad mood O_O
~I think Yami Bakura is the hottest dude to ever hit anime (other than Naruto and Zero from Vampire Knights ~swoons~).
~I found my first SasuNaru fanfic while looking for a NaruHina ~hangs head in shame~.
~I can tolerate any couples in Naruto as long as Sasuke stays faithful to Naruto (I'd say and vice versa, but let's face it, Sasuke's the one with a pole up his ass).
~I love lotion! You can always tell when I have some on my hands, cause I will sniff them constantly, also forcing others to sniff them ^-^;;
~I have a fetish for chapstick. I have some with me at all times.
NOW FOR SOME AWESOMICAL QUOTES!!
~"That's the funny thing about expectations," Gaara slowly intoned. "They enter your brain one way and come out another. The second you find out that something is going to happen, your brain automatically starts preparing for the idea that it might not. It's just how our cognitive schemes are wired. If I tell you that I'm going to rob you tonight at midnight, you'll initially believe me, but then after a while you'll start wondering if I'm lying, if I'm really the sort of person who would do that, and if our friendship would stop me from wronging you. In the end, even though I told you precisely what I planned to do, you still wouldn't be prepared. Make sense?"
Naruto nodded and worked up the energy for a single question: "What does this have to do with anything?"
Gaara smiled minutely. "You did the same thing with Sasuke. You claimed you knew what was going to happen, but no human being can perfectly predict what another is going to do, even if they're plainly told. We're erratic creatures, guided by whims, passions, and random chance. You thought – as anyone would have thought – that Sasuke's initial intentions toward you could be altered. Though he might have planned to go through with it in the beginning, there was always the possibility that your budding relationship would change his mind and spare you. That's why you shouldn't feel stupid for being shocked when he actually did go through with it; you had no way of knowing what he was going to do until the precise moment he did it." -"In Excess" -
~"Now, tell me a little about yourselves!"
"My name is (pronounce wrong) Naruto, and I am the Japanese equivalent of Dennis the Meance! I am trying to become the next Hokage, and also, I want some one-on-one time with SAAS-KAAY-KOON!"
"Ah, so you and Sasuke are bitter rivals?"
"Um, it depends. Do bitter rivals like to do sex with each other?" -
~"Doo doo doodoodoo doo *looks at Sasuke, and says in same rhythm* I'm gonna fuck you in the ass!" -
~"MAMA! Haruhi is using those dirty boy words again!"
"I'm sorry, but, who is "Mama"?"
"Based on preposition, I assume it's me." -(in order) Tamaki, Kaoru, and Kyouya from Ouran High School Host Club
~"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
~"Worst case: "Flora, your betrayal has triggered my memories...die!" Best case: "Flora, I killed Keith. Let's have sex." -
~"Oh please -they're all lined up in a straight line with their guns pointed THE SAME WAY! They're probably French."
"Well, this looks like my lucky day. Fire the catapult."
"Oh hoho wee wee capitan." -
~"SHUT UP AND BLEED" -
~"With the power of cross-dressing, I'll be unstoppable!!!" -
~"It's an ambush!!!!"
"How in the crap is ONE ARROW an ambush?!" -NTAS
~"...Can I go back to Kakashi now?"
in distance* "SHARINGANS ONLY, BITCH!" -NTAS
~"And now look at my crotch~~!" -Marik -"Literal Pants"
~"Tweek! There's something I wanna tell ya... Now how do I put this into words that you'll understand...? I *points at self* want to *points at him* plow you."
"Gah! E-Excuse me?!"
"Whatever you're thinking it means, that's probably it." -(a LOT funnier if you look at the actual art)
~"*girl chucks a rock at a dude*
"What would we do if that stone hits a boulder and it crumbles and the falling rocks hit another bigger boulder that causes an even bigger rockslide that falls right over the Hidden Leaf Village and destroys it?!" O.o
"Who's over-imagining things now, idiot?!" D: *they arrive at Leaf Village after Pein's attack*
"N-No way... It can't be! I didn't mean to do this! I mean, how could a rock that size..." TnT
"K-Karui, what have you done?" O_O -Naruto Shippuden 197
~"Oh my god her hips have a mind of their own! It's like being attacked by a demonic Shakira! Her hips don't lie!" -Marik
~"Explosives? What do vampires need with explosives? What am I, part of a friggin vampire terrorist cell? Oh my god, I hope I'm a part of a friggin vampire terrorist cell!" -Marik
~"Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?"
"They ate it too," Will reminisced, "Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck." -"Clockwork Angel" -Cassandra Clare
~"No time for blowjobs Sasuke, I have to go find the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!" -
~"My wand can do anything! It can kill people, destroy cities, and make fashinonable fur coats!" -Nostaliga Critic
~"What happened? You got him all alone and couldn't seal the deal? Maybe Naruto just isn't into you." Sasuke had no idea why he was so determined to taunt Gaara, but it gave him an obscene amount of pleasure.
"Oh no, he definitely is. I tested that myself. His eyes dilate when he looks at me, and he gets nervous like a virgin. It's actually quite adorable. I avoided making any obvious advances out of tact, not inability. After the way Naruto reacted to you, I figured it'd be best not to act anything like you if I wanted him to like me." -"In Excess" -HieiAijin1410
~"I loveyou" the sophomore stood up, refusing to face Ryou "I freaking love you! I'm a makeup-wearing, leather toting, guy fancying fairy boy, and I just dareyou to laugh at me!" -"Flyboys, Shyboys, Loveboys?" -Keep-a-Secret
~"Hey assholes, who let the guy with tomatoes into the court hearing?" -Nostaliga Chick
~"Ryou, being Ryou, picks off any pineapple and pepperoni and leaves it to eat seperately. Motion of fingers... so delicate. I swear he was a girl in a past life.
Crap, I can't have just said that. He was ME in a past life." -"Stress Remedy" -Logo
~"The actors went on the stage and the show started…
"Bakura you start…" said the teacher.
"Hi kiddies! Today granny Bakura will tell you a story! The story is completely stupid with all these romantic crap and happy ending thing. So some of you might be scared! And if you aren't afraid from the story you will be when you see Marik dressed as a woman and Kaiba with little wings! So let's start with the story… Once upon a time there was this stupid little girl named Cinderella! She was so stupid that she did all the house chores alone and she didn't even get paid! Never do that little kiddies! Always make your hikaris do them! And Cinderella lived with her ugly old stepmother that was a complete bitch! That's why her dad was never around so he could avoid her. She also had two ugly stepsisters that wanted to marry the prince! Yeah! Right! Keep dreaming!"
"Hi!" said Yugi appearing on the stage and waving at the audience. "I am Cinderella and I am a cute little abused girl. But only in the play! In reality I am a guy and I am not abused! My grandpa treats me very well!"
"And we are the two stepsisters" said Tea and Mai. "We are supposed to be ugly but we aren't ugly at all! We are very pretty and the prince will choose us over Yugi!"
"And I am the evil stepmother!" said Marik. "And these two are my daughters. I don't know exactly how that happened since they are older than me and also I am a guy! But you see our teacher forced me into cross-dressing. Hehe! I killed my husband long ago! And now I abuse Cinderella too! It's so fun being evil! Muahahahaha! As my Yami would say."
"So one day they were all invited to the royal ball" said Bakura.
"Oh no! I have nothing to wear and Gucci is closed today!" said Mai.
"Aaaaaaaa! What are we going to do!" said Tea.
"I am poor! I don't have money to buy a dress! But I have a fairy godmother!" said Yugi. "Hem…fairy godmother! I need a dress! Quickly… Kaiba what are you doing!"
And Kaiba fell from the top of the stage on Yugi…
"This idea of making it look like I am flying is not going to work!" said Kaiba rubbing his butt…
"Hem, fairy godmother I need a dress!" said Yugi.
"Oh right!" said Kaiba and hit Yugi over the head with his wand. Immediately a pink dress with matching shoes and earings fell on Yugi's head too.
"No! You are suppose to do a little dance and sing a little song and then give me the dress! Haven't you seen the movie?" said Yugi.
"I have a company to run! I don't see little movies! Although they are kind of nice, and funny too…ahem! Back to the play" and Kaiba put the clothes and the shoes and the earings on Yugi. "Here! And don't call me again! Brat!" Yugi was trying to balance himself on the high-heels but didn't quite manage it…
"Now I can go to the dance!" said Yugi and a sign fell from the top of the stage that said 'Royal Dance-Hot Sexy Princess Needed'"
"But I'm not a princess!" said Yugi. And then Marik, Yami, Tea and Mai appeared on the stage and started dancing to some heavy metal music.
"Strange music! I wonder how I will dance with my princess now?"
"Hey! You! Aren't you Cinderella?" shouted Yami from the other end of the stage.
"Yes! Are you the prince?"
"Duh! Why would I shout if I wasn't? Drop your shoe so I can take it"
"Oh right!" said Yugi and dropped his shoe and then started running away from Yami like he was being chased.
"Ok now it's my turn!" said Joey and took the shoe. The stage changed from the royal ballroom to Cinderella's house.
"Hey! Did you lose this?" Joey asked showing the shoe.
"Even though I know that it isn't mine I will say that it is and I will try it" Mai explained.
"And I will do the same!" said Tea.
"I know that the shoe is mine but I won't say a word!" said Yugi to the audience.
"And the girls tried the shoe but it didn't fit their feet and when Cinderella tried it, it fitted perfectly. And then the Prince appeared and said…"
"How did I know that Cinderella would be here? Oh well! Anyway… Oh Cinderella my love! I found you! Will you marry me even though I met you only once?"
"Sure! Why not?" said Yugi and went to Yami.
"And now guys" started Bakura "it's time for the big kiss"
"No! They don't have to kiss because this isn't a normal rehearsal!" said Tea and pushed Yugi away from Yami.
"Whatever…" said the teacher who was watching the show. "You all need so much practice! Except of Yami! You were perfect! Next time I will bring you the scripts and the music for the little dances and songs that the play will include. Class dismissed!" -"Cinderella" -MDM (I think)
~"Finally, some action.
What the fuck, why am I a whore?
You have Sasuke! And here you are about to kiss this girl.
There is only one thing.
Yeah, Sasuke is a boy, and Tora is thankfully a girl.
Let me rephrase: you bisexual whore!" -"Let's Play A Love Game" -Kreatyve
~"So here he sat thinking about where the blonde would have gone first.
He will be at the largest rollercoaster.
How do you know?
Have you seen Naruto?
He's the type of guy that will go straight to the biggest and/or shiniest object in the room." -"Let's Play A Love Game" -Kreatyve
~"Disturbing? Who am I disturbing? This is a coma ward! Don't you WANT them to wake up?" -No Freaking Clue
~"That door just bitch-slapped me!"
"Yes, that door may be our greatest foe yet." -Yugi and Yami YGOTAS
~"Can I at least keep the magazine? It's relevant to my interests!"
"Marik please don't flaunt your yaoi in public." -Malik and Ishizu YGOTAS
~"Yugi! What's that thing?!"
"A naked welshman riding a unicycle. How the bloody hell should I know?!" -Tea and Yami YGOTAS
~"*plays with ice cubes* These are going straight onto my nipples heh heh ICE CUBE FETISH!" -Malik YGOTAS
~"DOWN WITH DISNEY, ALL HAIL FOUR KIDS!" -YGOTAS
~"Be quiet you fool! Do you want the aliens to probe your anus?!"
"...Maybe." -Tristan and Duke YGOTAS
~"What are you doing?!"
"I'm killing you. Unfortunately I could only afford a whiffle bat, so it may take awhile." -"South Park"
~"They don't seem to have a sense of humor. I see a guy stand up and stomping my way. I recognize him… he sits with Sasuke at lunch. He actually spends a lot of time with him. Doesn't Sasuke have any friends in his grade? Besides Neji, I can't remember any of his cronies being his age.
"H- hi." I greet them when they stand in front of me.
Out of the corner of my eye I can see the girl from before… just watching. What the hell is she doing just sitting there? Get help! If I die I shall haunt you for the rest of your days, reminding you how it was your fault that I didn't get laid." -"A Wonderful Proposal"
~"Aww! You are smiling for me? Eepp, you are so cute, Sasuke!" I said putting my hands together… oh, fuck! I was supposed to make him sing!
"You are not making me sing." He said suddenly, getting out of the shower. What the-? Did he just… read my mind? Oh, fuck! The pole sticking from his ass must give him powers! Oh, god!" -"Curious" -moronicyaoiperv
~"A six pack, the teme has a fucking six pack?
This is so not cool. The boy looks like a girl, but has a fucking six pack!
I don't think he has lifted anything in his life. God forbid, physical exertion. But he has a fucking six pack!
I had to work out for like forever to get abs! And still have to work out to keep them! Yet this prissy has them effortlessly! Life is not fair!
I think inner me has gone into shock..." -"Let's Play A Love Game" -Kreatyve
~"Sup, Sleeping Beauty? I wasn't about to kiss you, so I decided water was the next best thing."
Kiss?! Yes, please.
Wasn't...he said "wasn't"...listen carefully.
'Cause he knows that there is an inner pervert in my head.
You told him?-"Let's Play A Love Game" -Kreatyve
~"You're standing there wearing a cat collar and yelling at a voice in your head. Right, I'll just stand here and not find this hilarious. Go on." -"SideQuest" -Mysia-Ry
~"For those that belive, no proof is necessary; for those who do not, none will suffice" -Joseph Dunninger
~"Ha! Teleport away now, bitch!"
~"I wasn't "molesting" you," the thief snorted. He twisted so that he could grab the hapless teen's rump firmly. "Now you've been molested."
~"Why does everything I punch try to stalk me?!"
~"When the figure came closer Ryou felt a small warmth spread throughout his body; It was Bakura.
It was his very own homicidal knight who had come to rescue him from the clutches of the evil little Yugi."
~"Come here and let me cut you -I mean hug you." -Marik YGOTAS
~""Well, the Akatsuki are just the same," Suigetsu said, amused. "They do whatever they want, and if nice little vampires like you go and tell them it's not fair, they go 'We're the Akatsuki, bitches' and kill them."" -"Whispers In the Dark" -Darkloverkitsune
~""Oh come on!" Suigetsu rolled his eyes. "Are you guys all emo? Is this the emo vampire club?"" -"Whispers In the Dark" -Darkloverkitsune
~"What's the fucking hold up? Stop having a flashback and throw that fucking puzzle!" -Malik in Yugioh the Abridged Series
"The power of my midriff compells you!" -Malik in Yugioh the Abridged Series
~"Poor guy, has to resort to talking to himself. I bet he also has a little voice in his head that argues with everything he thinks about." -"J'adore" -Kreatyve (XD It's like she read my mind!)
~"Sasuke tugged on Kiba's hand, stopping the feisty brunet from whipping out his penis and challenging Naruto to a duel with it or something." -"Konoha Dating Agency" -Rizember
~"DAMMIT SAKURA! Do your cock-blocking ways know no bounds?" -"Konoha Dating Agency" -Rizember
~"Yami looked down at his aibou and shrugged. "I was a pharaoh. Bakura was a tomb robber. Malik is a tomb keeper who protected my tomb. And we can't image the the baka tomb robber would actually care for his hikari like that." The nurse just stared at him. Yugi had his hand covering his face. Jounouchi and Honda were trying not to laugh. Yami didn't see what was so funny."
Malik wished he could punch the pharaoh. "Baka pharaoh, no one in this time will believe what you are saying. You are not a king anymore who was worshiped like a god." Malik said glaring at Yami.
"Well excuse me for not lying to the nurse, Malik." -"Unexpected Events" -Sakurai Haruka
~"Eric, do you need to sit in the corner until your flaming gas is under control?" -South Park
~"At least they haven't done anything stupid, yet." Ryou said.
"Give them time." Bakura said.
"Meaning?" Malik asked.
"Meaning that they are going to do something stupid." Bakura said." -"Darkness in the Light" -yugiyamifangirl
~"Okay! Tell him! Let's just all get squashed by some paradoxical sort of force so that we all turn out to be anime characters!" -"Deja vu, TO THE MAX!" -sahisdabest
~"Look, Naruto.I'll make you a deal. If you can help me make the best of this stupid buzz, and the headache that will, inevitably, ensue, I will protect you from my own personal stalker-brigade. Your proverbial brake lines will remain uncut, and your parents will be safe from any and all hostage situations." -"The Sitter" -Horribibble
~ "-Hi Ryou! How's it going? – Yugi smiled, while Ryou shook his head.
- Bakura banished the microwave to the shadow realm… again. – He sighed."
-...I swear I'll go back and re-find the author -_-;;
~"Rule number one: Do not go off on your own.
Rule number two: If you do go off on your own, Never go in the woods.
Rule number three: If you do go in the woods, do not make out in the woods, or you will die in the woods. ...Where's Izzy and Owen?"
"Breaking rules one through three."
-Gwen and Duncan -Total Drama Island
~"Are you here to take me home?"
"Do you live in Hell?"
"Well that's where yo chipmunk ass is going."
-"FRED IS DEAD" -Shane Dawson
~"He has no power over you!" The blonde said indignantly.
"Well he kinda does until I turn eighteen," Sasuke stated bluntly.
"Damn laws...and their lawliness..." -"Let's Play A Love Game" -Kreatyve (I quote this chick way too much XD)
~"Yes, he is jerking off, Kiba. That's what people do after realizing they have been living a lie." -"A Pretty Penny" -bellabambina248
~"Love is the one thing that enables people to carry on living." -Professor to Natsuki -My Hime
~"Walk away while he is still stunned...it'll make you look cooler." -"Let's Play A Love Game" -Kreatyve
~"We all labor against our own cure, for death is the cure of all diseases," -Sir Thomas Browne (Religio Medici)
~"It was easier to play Sasuke than he thought; the guy just brooded most of the time with the occasional Hn's when a question was asked." -"Deja vu, TO THE MAX!" -sahisdabest
~""Get off my Iruka-sensei, Kakashi! Just because you two are dating doesn't mean you can force yourself on him whenever you want." Naruto said, completely oblivious to the fact that it was Iruka who had kissed Kakashi.
Kakashi sighed. "He gets his overprotectiveness from you."" -"Lick Lick Ice Cream" -licklee
~"Hey, I just WON the semi-final! Where's the respect?!" "We'll look for that later."" -Heather and Chris from Total Drama World Tour
Stop what? Mmmmm-ing?
Yes and no! Stop enjoying it! He's brainwashing you!""
-"Let's Play A Love Game" -Kreatyve
~""Sadly, the assembly instructions were shredded when we accidentally put them in a shredder."" -Chris from Total Drama World Tour
~""Get down here and die like a man!"" -Heather from Total Drama World Tour
~""*rips shirt off* I'll pull!"
"With your shirt off?"
"No time for questions!"" -Alejandro and Duncan from Total Drama World Tour
~""Hey, you lied to me!" "Hm, yes, I tend to do that from time to time. It's almost like I'm evil."" -Prof. Calamitous and Anti-Cosmo -Jimmy-Timmy Power Hour #2
~“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.” -Friedrich Nietzsche
~"If you can't fix it with Tylenol, duct tape, or bandaids, you've got a problem," -people at my school
~"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted." -John Lennon
~“The worst lies are the lies we tell ourselves. We live in denial of what we do, even what we think. We do this because we're afraid. We fear we will not find love, and when we find it we fear we'll lose it. We fear that if we do not have love we will be unhappy.” -Richard Bach
~""You don't love a girl because of beauty. You love her because she sings a song only you can understand."" -Night World #1 -L.J. Smith
~"Watch out sister/watch out brother/watch our children as they kill each other/with a gun they bought at Wal-Mart, discount store" -Sheryl Crow
~"I'm the son of rage and love, the Jesus of Suburbia...No one ever died for my sins in hell, as far as I can tell, at least the ones I got away with/and there's nothing wrong with me/this is how I'm supposed to be/in a land of make believe, that don't believe in me" -Jesus of Suburbia -Green Day
"The Jesus of Suburbia is a lie" -Are We the Waiting -Green Day
~"Are you locked up in a world that's been planned out for you?/Are you feeling like a social tool without a use?/Scream at me until my ears bleed/I'm taking heed just for you" -She -Green Day
"He hated it when you called him a moron. All morons hate it when you call them a moron." -Catcher in the Rye -J.D. Salinger
~"Why is it so hard to find someone who can keep it together when you come undone?/Why is it so hard to find someone who cares about you?" -Someone Who Cares -TDG
~"Stranger, you've become my biggest enemy and I've never even seen your face" -Chump -Green Day
~""I can never leave you in peace. You and I are bound. We will be each other's salvation or each other's doom. What shall it be? Salvation or doom?"" -Tempted -P.C. & Kristin Cast
~"So what if I never hold you?/Or kiss your lips again?" -Seize the Day -A7X
~"But you will survive it somehow because life starts now." -Life Starts Now -TDG
~""Dallas! Heck no I haven't thought about eatin' a nun! It doesn't even sound right. And like I told ya before, it's not smart to think a lot about eatin' people. It's not good for you."" -Tempted -P.C. & Kristin Cast
~"Scream, scream, scream, the way you would if I ravaged your body/Scream, scream, scream, the way you would if I ravaged your mind" -Scream -A7X
~""Part of you was made to cause his destruction," Shaunee said. "And that same part of you was made to love him," Erin said." -Tempted -P.C. & Kristin Cast
~"Snapdragon was a wife and a stepmother because she thought she ought to be. She was just another person floating down the river of life who had grabbed on to a spar and was hanging on -hanging on because she dared not let go. Like everyone else here, she lacked the strength to swim." -Poison -Chris Wooding
~"I'm not afraid of werewolves or vampires or haunted hotels, I'm afraid of what real human beings do to other real human beings." -Walter Jon Williams
~"It doesn't matter if I die, I already lost everything worth living for" -Me, at my friend's house
~"When you go, would you have the guts to say, 'I don't love you, like I loved you yesterday'" -I Don't Love You -My Chemical Romance
~"When you truly learn to open yourself to pain, whether yours or someone else’s, you may not gain understanding, but you do gain the ability to heal" -A random thought I felt like sharing with you XD
~"No matter what I say, I cannot be truely evil. All the pain, all the horrible things I've said and done, and yet I still see the world with such sharp clarity that I know I will never have to cut myself to feel pain. I do these things to find myself in a fragile world that may just be a faceless story. Reality may be as delicate as glass, but even glass has an edge. The pain of the beauty of the world allows me to love with my whole heart. And I ask, how evil can that be?" -By now (for those who read this thing), you should know this is me
Here are some of my thoughts.
A world without love is nothing.
Why are middle and high school girls -and some boys- so shallow?
Being deep never gets a 14-year-old anywhere.
Families suck. Period.
Living means willing to take risks, otherwise you're just suckin up air and other people's valuable time.
If you hate bands like Avenged Sevenfold and Three Days Grace, you have issues.
If you hate books and reading, YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ON HERE!!
On the other hand...
If you have the courage to try something crazy cause you wanted to, then you're cool.
Being called 'insane' is a technacality, everyone knows 'insane' is code for 'fun'.
True friends will love you no matter what.
It may take a while to find the right friends.
Finding the 'one' isn't easy, but giving up is pointless, cause they'll just have a harder time finding you then.
Being 'goth' or 'emo' or 'punk' or even 'scene' doesn't mean you're a loser (just look at me, I mean, if you believe those oddballs at school that come up to me, call me scene, then run away. It's odd.), just in love with crazy hairstyles and black. ;)
Don't knock it til you try it.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Seriously, do not leave me alone with myself. Ever.)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (And it usually results in yelling.)
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Hey, arguing with yourself is fun! No it isn't. You shut up!)
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. (It's freaky, but I have 2 notebooks and a pencil case I carry around with me, along with my current book.)
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Where's the 'y' again?)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (My 5th period can't get enough of this, they just can't seem to understand why I do it. Come to think of it... What is it about Science that makes her use her name in her opinions?)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason. (And believe me, there always is a reason. Muahaha.)
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
Abortion! (Not Mine!)
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
(If you're against abortion, re-post this!)
WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART
1. 'Test' the fishing poles
2. Leave a trail of tomato juice from the bathroom
3. Enter the dressing room and yell "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
4. Go up to some old guy and say "Grandpa! I thought you were dead!"
5. Look for a guy that has a girl beside them and say "Who is this?" and when he says that he doesn't know who you are say " Oh, so that's how it isw. Well, whatever we had is now over you cheating liar." Then run away crying.
6. Put a wet floor sign in a carpeted area.
7. When the guards chase you, try to get to the aisle where they sell chainsaws and grab the one. Then go to the the toy, grab a teddy bear and say "Stop or the bear get's it."
8. If they catch you kick 'em in the groin and say " That's for my mom."
9. Grab a toy sword and run around yelling "FOR NARNIA!". Then find an old lady and say "AH! IT'S THE WHITE WITCH! SOMEONE GET ASLAN!"
10. Get a toy gun and walk around singing "Secret Agent man, Secret Agent man."
11. Release all the balls and say "GO PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!"
12. Find some Yu-Gi-Oh cards and walk up to random people saying " IT'S TIME TO DUEL!"
13. Go up to the cashier and say "Where are you keeping him?" When they say they don't know what you're talking about say "GODDAMMIT! WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING MY BROTHER?!
14. Do the Hare Hare Yukai in the men's bathroom if you're a girl, do it in the girl's bathroom if you're a boy.
15. Get one of those dolls that can pee and get an e,mployee and say "Sir, there is something wrong with my brother/sister and I can't find my parents." When the employee leans in to look at your 'brother/sister' activate the doll.
16. Attach a walkie talkie to an Elmo and make it say " Elmo has mommy." in a demonic voice whenever a kid (that's alone) walks towards it.
17. Sing shigure's high school girl song whenever some girl walks by. (Both boys and girls can do this one ;) it is 'highschool girls highschool girls, all for me highschool girls'
This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.
If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
A girl and a guy
Girl: Slow down,
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not,
Girl: I love
Guy: Can you
The truth was that
Instead, he had her
If you would do the
Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a t-shirt that barely covers anything? Isn't it funny that you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful? Isn't it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone
Are you laughing?
Isn't it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? Isn't it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?
I'm not laughing
Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. Isn't it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.
Keep on laughing
Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life
without knowing her situation with her friends
or her family
or her LIFE
BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING
Keep on laughing
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sasuke Disorder). Crazy is if you cry when the bad guys die. Crazy is when you spend all two and a half hours of church trying to figure out if Itachi has a ponytail or not. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list.
Bruce n' Charlie,
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...
You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.
Most compatible with:Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Sensual, rebellious, and intuitive, the Badass Uke can truly be a work of contrasts - an innocent appearance clothed in dark clothing, and a shy smile with eyes that suggest a naughty, darker nature. They are at once easy and hard to approach, as their energy draws people to them, while their intensity and distrust pushes people away... for maybe more than any other personality, the Badass Uke hides away deep in a fantasy world of their own creation, letting few, if any, in. Searching for the one person able to understand their need for something more, someone to protect them and share that mysterious world with them, the Badass Uke can seem lost and wandering, their loneliness sometimes reflecting an inner anger - as they cannot be content until they have been found and claimed, sensually and emotionally.
The Badass Uke personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations:
Japanese Element: Sky
Chinese Zodiac: Dog
Dessert: Hot Fudge Sundae
Theme Song:Kalavinka by BUCK-TICK
IF YOU HAVE RUN INTO A SLIDING GLASS DOOR PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.
IF YOU HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH THE COLOR BLACK PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.
If you think sarcasm is a work of art, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have the time to read copy and pasties, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone has ever called you lazy, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have something better to do, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile!
I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.
Those who think they know everything annoy those of us that do.
(bumper sticker) This delinquent is having sex with your honor student.
Every time I say the word 'diet', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Much love to the Yaoi rebellion! We shall soon control the world!
Copy and paste the above if a manga character(s) you absolutely LOVED died.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile!
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you are a procrastinator, and hate doing labor, work, or chores of any sort, post this into your profile... sometime soon
If you are a firm supporter of SasuNaru, paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to get into a book, manga, or story in general to strangle the characters for being stupid, paste this into your profile.
If you utterly despise SasuSaku, paste this into your profile.
If you think first part Sakura is more useless than a dead sloth, paste this into your profile.
If you LOVE Chocolate, paste this into your profile!
If you think that Shippuuden Sakura totally kicked first part Sakura's ass, paste this into your profile!
If you have ever pasted something into your profile, paste this into your profile.
If you really want Sasuke to come to his senses, paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever burst out in insane laughter for absolutely no reason at all, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile
If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this into your profile
If you believe that fan clubs are the legal way to stalk someone, copy and paste this into your profile
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If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever gone around poking random people copy and paste this into your profile
You have said somthing you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile.
You have sung stupid/funny songs out loud, while skipping too. Copy and add this into your profile.
You have done something stupid/dangerous with your friends/family members or alone, add this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile
92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. If you are part of the 8 who would be laughing your head off, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy and Paste this into your profile if you didn't know that the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune, and all were composed by Mozart.
If you think that blaming McDonald's for the obesity problem is like blaming Smith & Wesson for what happened at Virgina Tech, copy and paste this into your profile
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.
If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.
If you think Vanessa Hudgens should just go die in a ditch copy this on your profile
If you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfic, copy this into your profile
This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force!
When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?
Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable
"Disturbing? Who am I disturbing? This is a coma ward! Don't you WANT them to wake up?"
Ignore the homophobes--they're gay
"You were never alone. The Darkness always surrounded you. When you lost purpose, I gave you one. You are nothing but a puppet and so...I will pull your strings, until eternity's end. You will never escape me, because I am the one leading your escape. I am the one pushing you down the path you walk. And I am the one that will cut your strings, and laugh as you fall to the ground, a bitter, useless, worthless, broken puppet."
"Try not to die to quickly, otherwise this won't be any fun at all."
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?
"you cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh Even Harder."
"I'm trying to see things from your point of you but I can't stick my head that far up my ass"
I'm the type of girl who start laughing in dead silence over something that happend, yesterday.
If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression. XD
Someday we'll look back on all this, and plough into a parked car.
Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies XD
If your nose runs and your feet smell you were probably built upside down.
Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Ignoring bullshit is wrong, bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit. (I use this every day when faced with people smarter than me. It works!)
People will believe anything if you whisper it
24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?
If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn'?
How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterward
Don’t let your mind wander. It’s too little to be out on its own
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent
"Good breeding exists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person"
'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'
I see your mouth moving, but all I hear is blah, blah, blah
'I can only please one person a day and today’s not your day. Tomorrow’s not looking to good either.'
Learn from your parent's mistakes -- use birth control
"I'm not Crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference"
"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."
"You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name
'Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.'
'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'
'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?'
Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'
'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'
'My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.'
'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil
'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'
'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.'
'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'
'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'
'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'
'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'
'The devil sold his soul to Gaara.'
'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'
'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'
'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?'
'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?'
'It’s all fun and games until someone gets a fork in the eye THEN IT EVEN FUNNIER!'
'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'
'These sunglasses sure make it hard to see in the dark but I refuse to take them off because I am an American!
“I have a tendency to listen to the voices in my head. Sometimes they have good ideas.”
Use your intellect to guide you, and you will end up putting people off. Rely on your emotions, and you will forever be pushed around. Force your will on others, and you will live in constant tension. There is no getting around it—people are hard to live with.
There are two thing in life that you can never escape -death and taxes.
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
If you take the word 'Therapist' and capitalize the 'R', you get 'The Rapist'. Does anyone else find that slightly worrying, yet intriging?
School: A Place Satan invented while High.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
I hear voices and they don't like you
Smile -- it confuses the enemy
I'm not bossy. I just have better ideas.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree.
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Cheer up! the worst is yet to come.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He/she won't expect it back
The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a crib house whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks
Women are like dogs. You've got to watch out for all the bitches.
Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to dribble a football
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
~If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl,purplenekomata,gorgoeus'moth, LithiumRukia, Vbaby22,cHiiBiiRuKiia, DanceOfTheWhiteMoon, darkvampire66, BookHippie
# Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Rykun, Jaden Tao, Sleeve of White Snow, ChibiKitty 14,cHiiBiiRuKiia, DanceOfTheWhiteMoon,Darkvampire66, BookHippie
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
The bold represent me
Female Comebacks (funny!)
Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes thats why I don't go there anymore
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sitdown
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mines.
Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you
Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy
Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing
Man:So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator
Man:How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
6 reasons not to mess with children:
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Choose your 12 favourite Characters from any fandom in no particular order: (It truely is random -I scrambled the order. And I'll write the names that were chosen; just so the lazy people don't have to scroll back up to look it up!)
1 Ryou Bakura
2 Rebecca Hawkins
3 Yami Bakura
5 Marik Ishtar
6 Otogi Ryuji
7 Yugi Mutou
8 Mai Kujaku
9 Malik Ishtar
10 Jounouchi Katsuya
11 Seto Kaiba
12 Isis Ishtar
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Otogi and Kaiba?! O.o Uh no, I have not. Have those two ever EVEN talked? Like, ever?
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yami? Oh fricken HELL YES! Sure he's the cliche hot, tall, mysterious, hot, powerful, and did I mention HOTTT protagonist!
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Isis got Mai pregnant??? XD First off, I can't imagine Mai being submissive, but if she WAS, Mai. Would. FREAK! And Isis would handle it like the rational person she is.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Malik... *nods* But of course! I adore Malik! I couldn't help but love an uke (or seme, I like him with Ryou too) that has a backbone. The one I recall off the top of my head is "Hikari to Yami no Enishi" by Mysia-Ry
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Actually...yes. Minus the age difference, Otogi and Rebecca have a connection in season four. (And I just think it's SO cute how he calls her Becky ^-^)
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Marik/Jounouchi Marik/Malik Well...Marik and Jou could make some pretty crazy S&M ^-^ ONE-SHOT IDEA! But Marik and Malik are a personal favorite...so, most definitely them. Marik and his hikari is a totally adorable idea to me.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Yugi walked in on Isis and Rebecca having sex? O_O It'd probably go something like this...
Yugi- O_O;; *stares in brain-dead horror, then calmly shuts door and runs screaming for his mou hitori no boku*
Rebecca- "Darling!" *hides self under covers* "I-It's not what it looks like!"
Isis- *calmly watches Yugi, waiting until he leaves* (Damn this chick is ALWAYS calm in my mind -_-;;)
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten
Yami Bakura/Jounouchi (Spazzshipping) Yami Bakura has never had a problem using Ryo's body to cover up his actions, and that includes seducing what looks like a fuck-buddy that won't mind a little knife-play... One-shot Lemon/Lime
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Ryou and Mai?! *hisses defensively for my baby* Well, fluff, yes. I see very cute fluff involving hand holding and comfort cause his Yami is evil. *nods* Fluff between these two could be very cute.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Yugi/Isis? WHAT IS WITH ISIS??? Okay:
Isis is lost without her baby brother, who ran off with his dark counterpart. Rishid, in an attempt to get Isis away from it all, takes her to visit their friends in Domino City. Yugi, who recently got through the loss of Atem, knows exactly how she's feeling, and might just know how to help.
Title would be Light
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yami Bakura? I don't think anyone things that he could be staight. At least not with any of the girls in Yu-Gi-Oh XD
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Seto Kaiba Yes. Yes they do. A lot of people find him hot. Including me, if he's in the right story. Otherwise, I don't do dicks. (Oh god that sounds bad...I should change it with assholes...but it's pretty damn funny the way it is XD)
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Rebecca/Yami/Marik?????? Um...NO. That's wrong, even by MY standards.
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
"Steve McQueen" by Sheryl Crow I know it's weird to pick a country song, and since Mai's personality changes MANY times, I think it's definetly the best for her. Look up the lyrics, and you'll know what I mean.
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Ryou/Otogi/Isis Yaoi and het drunk limes/lemons
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Marik Ishtar? Why, just a few days ago! It was called "Stalker"...I don't remember by whom, but I never finished it and it was good -_-;;
17. "(1 and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). What title would you give this fic?
Ryou and Yugi are in a happy relationship (FREAKING YES! I LOVE HEARTSHIPPING!) until Malik runs off with Yami/Atem (I can see why this would upset YUGI, but RYOU?). Ryou, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kaiba (that's hot? Really? *shivers in fear*) and a brief unhappy affair with Isis (DAMNIT ISIS, AGAIN? XD), then follows the wise advice of Marik (O.o What wise advice could HE give? "Stab them with a knife, kick them in the knee, then slaughter their family while they're laying on the ground"?) and finds true love with Yami Bakura (YES! FINALLY, SOME TENDERSHIPPING! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THIS WHOLE MEME! Actually, I might do this as a story too... Gah! Finish the ones you HAVE, you lazy author!)
I would name it A Tear for the Heart (Get it? 'Tear' like teardrop and 'tear' like she tears up the piece of paper are spelled the same way!)
18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I would feel slightly betrayed. PUZZLESHIPPING FOREVAH! Plus Jou and Mai are actually pretty cute a couple, so I'd hate to see Mai and Yugi together...
Name 12 characters from any fandom and answer the following questions.
1. Yami Bakura
2. Isis Ishtar
3. Yugi Mutou
4. Jounouchi Katsuya
5. Rebecca Hawkins
6. Malik Ishtar
8. Shizuka Kawai
9. Seto Kaiba
10. Mai Kujaku
11. Marik Ishtar
12. Ryou Bakura
1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Do you want to?
2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?
3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
Ryou got Shizuka pregnant?! :O Jou would kill him. If I didn't first... *cracks knuckles*
4. Can you recall any fics about 9?
Kaiba? Hellz yes! Ano... I don't recall the name, but it involved Jou, a GSA (Gay-Straight Alliance; My school has one, it rocks), and a certain CEO thinking he's straight
5. Would 2 and six make a good couple?
gasps* Incest! NO! DATS NOT CHILL MAN!
6.Five/nine or five/ten? Why?
Rebecca/Kaiba or Rebecca/Mai Definitely the first one -after all, there's an age difference no matter what, but Kaiba has a certain respect for Rebecca
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Yami walked in on Isis and Ryou?? God this sounds like my OTHER meme where Isis was sleeping around! Ugh. Yami would freak. I mean, seriously, the pairing's weird, and Yami doesn't seem like the type to handle walking in on that type of thing well.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic
...Is it bad I picture the abridged series for this? Alright, that night in Duelist Kingdom when Mai shared her food with the others, I'd have Yugi go after her when she walked away. It'd mostly be fluff.
9. Is there such a thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Yes. Bakura would wake up when someone else would be in the middle of a duel in Battle City, and go over to Shizuka, who would be watching over Mai. He'd hug her and stuffs
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic
Yami/Ryou After Yami Bakura's attempt to steal the puzzle in Duelist Kingdom, Yami chose to stay and talk to Ryou about the spirit.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yugi Mutou? Yeah. I guess, I mean, seeing her with Anzu is easy. I don't like it, but *shrugs*
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Hell fricken yes! Marik is gorgeous! Not sure why that helps with anything, but it's true!
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Isis/Jounouchi/Rebecca Uh. No.
15. What might Ten scream at a great moment of passion?
16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight what song would you choose?
Shizuka. "Firework" by Katy Perry. Honestly, it's happy and hopeful. Something that would suit her nicely.Uh, a scream similar to the one in Duelist Kingdom when she loses to Pain XD But maybe less terrified XD
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I, BookHippie, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read,
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