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Joined 11-02-09, id: 2134175, Profile Updated: 09-26-11
Author has written 24 stories for Naruto, Death Note, Harry Potter, and Homestuck.

In case you didn't get it by now, I like watching/reading/writing/kind of drawing YAOI. If you don't know what that is... Well, you know what it is. My name means that I'm SANE about yaoi; meaning, I'm not the kind of person who obsesses about it every single second of every day, and I CAN write things that AREN'T yaoi. Even if I choose not to. Anyway, rant over.

I hate my name on here, so it's subject to change as soon as I think of something I like.

In case you were wondering, I have a huge ego. Seriously. Not kidding. I need to know how amazing I am every ten seconds.

I have a Tumblr under this same name (Subject to change, just as this one is), but I still haven't figured the site out entirely yet. Maybe when I do I'll put something on there about my writing.

Status:

Chocolate, Controllers, and Kunai: I HAD something for this planned, but... I just don't really like it anymore, so I don't have much inspiration for it. Sorry. I DO have part of the next chapter written, but... I don't know how to get it to where I had planned. It had SOME plot, so I might start. MAYBE, and I don't know when.

Deidara's Brother: Well, I don't have any ideas for the next chapter. It's unwritten and unplanned, and I don't know (if?) when I'll take it off of hiatus. The next chapter would be the end. BUT, I reread it, found it hilarious, and may throw together an ending, at least...

Other: I currently have a few other stories planned or entirely written that I simply don't feel like typing up. Some are funny, some are... Kind of like Bloody Kisses, and I look forward to your reactions. (: I have... a LOT of random ideas I'll get around to eventually. Most likely in a few months, when summer comes around and I can stay up late. (:

Also, I definitely plan to rewrite Game Over, so it doesn't suck. I mean...I wrote it, at first, to kind of get over stuff that happened in my real life, and now it just bugs me. Dx So, I'm rewriting it at some point, so that it isn't so obvious. I'm not sure when I'll do this, but it'll be at some point. It's probably going to be about the same, but maybe I can find away to make it NOT OC...Or, at least, make it not so shitty as the first time. I reread it, and I like the WAY I wrote it...Just not the fact that it's him and an OC. D: ...Yeah. Will likely do this soon. And I'll try to make it a bit more creative than the first, so it won't be exactly the same.

Also, I MAY decide to remove Game Over randomly, because one of the characters is not so loosely based on, well...I think it's obvious.

And about my crappy updating: This year, my classes are stressing me out, and I don't have time to write in school anymore. And because I'm stressed and will probably have a FUCKTON of homework this year, I won't be able to write much. And when I do, instead of an hour and a half every day, it'll be on the weekend, IF I feel like doing it. I'll probably just want to relax and mess around online, but I'll try to write a certain amount each week. We'll see how it goes, but I'm definitely NOT going to be updating very much, sorry. Blame the stupid school district.

So, I'm a sophomore in high school. I really don't like it, I'm lazy. I count my writing as more important than half my classes, but of course, I'm pretty much forced to do work for them, which I typically count as a waste of my time, and it pisses me off. Which makes me not want to write in the first place.

I recently became part of the Homestuck fandom, and since I'm cosplaying it (Terezi to be specific), I'm going to get familiar with most of the characters. EXPECT FANFICTION FOR THIS. Don't complain; you love the buckets.

I TRY to respond to reviews, but I have a tendacy to spoil parts of the story (mostly the next chapter) when I do so... So don't be offended it I don't respond, that means I'm trying not to spoil things. ]

I tend to ramble a lot. I think I'm hilarious. If you don't... Screw you, I am.

I tend to write more when I've eaten a lot of sugar, drank a few sodas, or am just hyper. Seriously. I'm like L. Sugar helps me think.

SHIT I LOVE:

Writing

Staying up late, either writing or w

Rain

Watching sci-fi movies. Especially sci-fi movies.

Video games (sometimes; not so much anymore. Mostly Pokemon.)

Music

Making dirty jokes. Hey, most of my friends are guys; it's inevitable.

COSPLAY. (I'm not quite done, but still.)

ANNNNNND, spending time with the cool people I know, even if I don't know many. (:

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K by Dlvvanzor reviews
Young Light's parents are murdered and he's sent to Wammy's. For a while, he's thrilled- it's challenging AND he's meeting people like A and C! ...And L. Jerk. Then B shows up, and, well... stuff goes bad. Fast. With havoc as only B can wreak. LxL AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 79,586 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Light Y., L
Sex Ed by animallvr682 reviews
Mello is shocked when near asks him some unexpected questions. Instead of answering them all, Mello decides the easiest thing to do would be to show him. Mello X Near Please Review after reading. LEMON WARNING! Some pain, blood, injury, angst, romance.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,002 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Mello, Near
Second Chances by Spades 44 reviews
Crime doesn't stop just because you're dead. Set in the afterlife. L catches bad guys, eats cake, falls in love, and is haunted by a giant evil skeleton. Very, very slow meandering romance. Naomi/Raye. Matt/Mello. L/someone familiar.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 449,968 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 8/28/2010 - L - Complete
Death Machine by Ilandere Okami reviews
10-yr-old Raito was kidnapped to become an assassin for Wammy's House, which has a very mysterious past. That past might include L, the detective hired by Raito's parents to find him. 8 years later, a game has begun between the two geniuses.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,421 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 8/18/2009 - L, Light Y.
Life Note by Ilandere Okami reviews
Ever since "Death Note" came out, Light Yagami, along with other students at his school, have been harrassed by fangirls. When Light recieves a Life Note and the spirit L comes into the picture, things just get even more out of hand. LxL MxM onesided NxM
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,503 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Jumped the Gun by JoyHeart reviews
One shot, yaoi; Light has had a history of gay encounters, but has always been the bottom. Now that he's chained to L, he wants a chance at the top! Too bad he's impatiant and didn't get much sleep last night...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Secrets by CelloAstro reviews
So, Matt is in love with Mello. What will happen to him while he gets up the courage to confess this? Rated T for British swears, somewhat-frequent F-bombs, stalker-ish activities, and non-sexual bondage. And gay people. Because this is high school, man.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Matt, Mello
The Scene by FlutterStutterBOOMBOOM reviews
Matt's trying to take an exam, but he has some very important things on his mind. Very important, very troubling, very distracting things. Matt may not test well, but he sure knows how to make a scene. Oneshot for Matt's birthday, pure MxM fluff.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Not a Girl by Dlvvanzor reviews
In which Mello asks a stupid question and Matt is a surprisingly convincing actor. Language, MxM oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Your Art Makes Me Explode by Colmillios reviews
Deidara has once again been paired up with Itachi, and they have been sent to find the three tails. But what could happen while being on the search for a tailed beast? A lot of drama, romance, betrayal and all kinds of surprises. ItaXDei yaoi story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,643 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara
Found You by Living in a fantasy reviews
"Seriously Mels, come here." Mello growled lightly and stepped inside, crouching down as he moved towards Matt. He paused when Matt spoke again, the redhead's eyes dancing with mirth. "Close the door." Because hide and seek isn't so innocent at age 13.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Suck Me Senseless by nowherenew reviews
Matt, an amateur internet porn star, teams up with the famous Mello, a porn film actor, to make a new movie. On set for three days, what will befall the two boys? Between takes of heated sex, will they bond or fight?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/14/2010
The Definition of Unconditional by Dlvvanzor reviews
Really, there's nothing Mello could ever do to scare Matt away. MxM oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Mello Might be Overprotective by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello has always made it very, very clear to his men what would happen to them if they so much as breathed on Matt. MelloxMatt oneshot, Mello POV. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Mello's Realisation by Rianick reviews
Mello and Matt, and their feelings. Strong Sex Content Between Teens.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
What Happens Past Midnight by Niimura-sama reviews
Mello and Matt get some alone time. Sneaky Matt! Mello-x-Matt
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
L's Rap by xYuzuki-Tachiox reviews
L left something behind after he died...it's very suprising... -Crack-
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2010 - L - Complete
Still the One by Dlvvanzor reviews
75 years. Longer than some people even live, I have loved him. And I never stopped. MxM, Matt POV. Matt's year by year memories of their growing old together, as they should have. Posted in defiance on the day of their canon death. Slight AU- no Kira.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Distraction by childrenofeomund reviews
Matt and Mello make a bet. . .
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Matt, Mello
You've got Mail by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Mello is bored. Matt got dumped for the millionth time. They both subscribe to a dating site. Mello subscribes in the female section. Matt falls for this blond girl, without much hope of a reply. Mello wants some fun... CO-AUTHORED WITH DLVVANZOR !
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,569 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Peeping Tom by Goggles and Chocolate reviews
Mello moves in a new apartment, unfortunately, he won't be as peaceful as he expected, with this redhead neighbour stalking him from his window... CO-AUTHORING DLVVANZOR AND XXBEYONDXBIRTHDAYXX ON THEIR NEW SHARED ACCOUNT!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,205 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Misinterpretations by Hell Jashin reviews
"You.. You… you little dick!" Hidan screamed, pointing an accusing finger at achi raised an eyebrow in return. "Is there a reason you're insulting my dick?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Dirty Old Man by dead drifter reviews
Crack fic, Yaoi in varying amounts of naughtiness. Someone messes with Kakuzu’s heart meds for a joke, but the results are unexpected. Unable to stop himself, Kakuzu bangs every male person he encounters. Ch.7 KakuZet Ch.8 KakuHida Ch.9 KakuDei Ch.10 ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Sasori
Hard Core Gaming by dead drifter reviews
Yaoi Matt/Mello. Matt wants to play a game that Mello is sure to enjoy.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Matt, Mello
Wasted by feathersxblood reviews
Mello's drunk, Matt's not happy.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
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Blood Pact reviews
Upon discovering Karkat's blood color, Gamzee is forced to keep it secret.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Home reviews
Mello returns home to Wammy's with Matt after the conclusion of the Kira case.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
In My Arms reviews
While Matt is at the store, Mello hears the news: Matt's death date is rapidly approaching. Knowing he can't stop it, he devotes the rest of the time he has with Matt to spending as much time as possible with him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Someone That You're With reviews
Matt is the new boy at Wammy's, and although Mello doesn't want to admit it, he has a bit of a crush on him. But Matt has the girls at Wammy's at his side, to use as he pleases.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,924 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Reward reviews
As first place in Wammy's, Near is entitled to anything he wants, with no restrictions. So when he requests Mello as his reward, no one stops him-and Mello is required to follow every order.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,778 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Near, Mello - Complete
Lives Ended reviews
B is sick of A getting more attention. He exploits the cracks in A's perfect life to drive him towards taking his life, so he can be the center of attention.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - BB, A - Complete
Before Hogwarts reviews
Snape and Lily, from the time they met until their first day at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Disposable reviews
After all the abuse from his father, Matt is determined to have his own revenge-knowing that if his father had any idea what he did now, he would hate him more than ever before.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Boy reviews
Draco's first impressions of Harry, spanning from the day they meet to the Hogwarts Express.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chocolate Wrappers and Handheld Games reviews
Just a collection some Matt/Mello stories, some involving shounen-ai and possibly mentions of sex, but not necessarily. But will involve: chocolate, lightsabers, trophies, cigarettes, etc. And chocolate.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Matt, Mello
Grinding reviews
Matt's playing World of Warcraft, but Mello doesn't understand most of the terms he's using.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Under the Blankets reviews
Late at night, while Matt's playing his DS, he finds himself captivated by the strange noises Mello makes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Graveyard reviews
You're supposed to hold your breath when you pass by a graveyard. What Matt does to "save" Mello is a bit drastic. Funny, but with a bit of tension, especially on Mello's part.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Awkward Confessions reviews
Matt needs someone to tell his feelings for Mello to. But he should have made sure that he's trustworthy, because what happens when Mello finds out? T for Mello's language, nothing serious.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Just Friends reviews
Mello has intense feelings for Matt that he can barely contain, but Matt's straight. All it takes is a little alcohol to change that... If only for a night.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Bloody Kisses reviews
Matt finally leaves Mello, his abusive boyfriend. He moves in with an old friend, and they become closer than ever... But one day, Mello shows up, vengeful. M for rape, abuse, other violence, and general adult content. MelloxMattxNear.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,293 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Box reviews
Near tries to tell Mello how he feels for Valentine's day, but he soon realizes that this is impossible.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Near, Mello - Complete
Near's Betrayal reviews
Matt shouldn't have died that day. But, because of Near's actions, he did. And for a cause that never comes to be...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Near, Mello - Complete
Kiss Me Better reviews
T for mentions of sex. What'd you expect? It's Matt and Mello! Probably overdone, when Matt pulls Mello out of the blown-up building. Slight shounen-ai, I guess. Nothing serious.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Game Over reviews
M for sex, swearing, adult themes, and violence. Matt gets a boyfriend, and he seems perfect. But when he leaves,Mello's the only one there to help him through it... If he can.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,848 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Pole Position reviews
While taking a train to town, Mello decides he wants to have some fun with Matt. M by popular demand. XD
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Byte Me reviews
A Wammy's House fanfic about Matt and Mello. Mello calls top, and then a misunderstanding leads to physical confrontation!D: M for safety, and Mello's mouth.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Matt, Mello
Deidara's Brother reviews
When Deidara leaves for the Akatsuki, he leaves behind a young, innocent brother. Five years later, he's changed... He's not so innocent as Deidara remembers. YAOI in later chapters, ItaxDei HidanxOC Rated for Hidan's dirty mouth and actions. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,676 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Hidan
Controllers, Chocolate, and Kunai reviews
Matt and Mello, in the middle of one of their "sessions," get mysteriously transported to the Naruto realm! Rated M for yaoi, violence, and a mix of the two :D MURDER of a character... Though nobody awesome.:D MattMello, ItaDei, PeinSaso, MattDei ItaMello
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Itachi U., Matt