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Joined 11-02-09, id: 2134267, Profile Updated: 09-23-12
Author has written 9 stories for Underworld, Assassin's Creed, Warcraft, Xena: Warrior Princess, Resident Evil series, and Elder Scroll series.

OMG THE SCHOOL MADE THE MISTAKE OF GIVING ME A LAPTOP FOR COMP. SCI :) SO FANFICTIONSS. I'm running a different OS off a usb so they cant find my files :p any whom, I made a tumblr for basically all the gay things and things i don't want to put on my personal one. Fanfictions will probably be posted there until I get around to putting them on here.

Url: Allthegayfangirling (.) tumblr (.) com

Feel free to talk to me and such but I'm really awkward and if I've read any fanfiction you wrote I'll probably go into this long ass rant about how good it was. Sawy lol, I am that loner kid no one actually really talks to, I don't want to be but thats how it's been my whole life, so i often say things that are awkward or come across as weird but really I'm not creepy or something I just tend to blurt things out or not really consider stuff that I'm about to say orr... yeah. I'm basically just awks about everything :p

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Savagery by Meruda reviews
A story pondering why the troll druids weren't found before and what people will do to protect themselves. Take the M rating seriously on this one. Assume the worst. Reviews welcome, though this was primarily me playing with some dark emotions.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,456 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Troll, Night Elf
Degrees of Inheritance by Elyvern reviews
A seven-year war has left strangers wearing the faces of loved ones, and souls struggling to find themselves even as they seek to reconnect with each other. But the past is a harsh mistress, especially when it is encoded into your body. Post-ME2. ME3-AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 143,311 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Miranda L., Shepard (M)
A New Day by Dzuljeta reviews
The sequel to "Falling Away with You." Anna and Gabriel are together again. However, with so many things left unsaid, not everything turns out to be as expected. Gabriel/Anna
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 34,728 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 7/18/2010 - [Van Helsing, Anna Valerious] - Complete
Fight for the Lost by LuxDragon reviews
Entire human colonies are vanishing. To save humanity, the galaxy's best and toughest individuals come together to form an unlikely team, all led by one very specific man. Novelization of Mass Effect 2. Default Male/Paragade/Multi-Class. Shepard/Miranda. Poster by EpisodeSkywalker
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 709,413 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - [Shepard (M), Miranda L.] - Complete
Death In Circles by Rathias reviews
[ABANDONED] The conclusion to the two-part story of a broken deal. Shepard finds himself in a territory he hasn't been in for some time - fighting a battle without the woman he has come to love. The Agent is still on the loose - and things aren't looking good.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Miranda L., Shepard (M) - Complete
Not Dead, Not Anymore by n7walker reviews
This is the novelization of the trials of Shepard and Miranda. The story starts in ME2 and continues throughout my ME3 and Beyond. Been gone for almost a year, but I'm back and ready to GO!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,899 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Shepard (M), Miranda L.
I will Rise by spectre4hire reviews
AU. Commander Shepard's hunt for Saren is put on hold upon receiving a distress signal from a Dr. Miranda Lawson. The detour will force him to make a new ally if his squad wants to survive the terror that Cerberus has unleashed.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,783 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - [Miranda L., Shepard (M)] - Complete
Stealing Hearts by filipinafox reviews
Ezio's quest for vengence takes him to Venice and he enconters new people, as well as his past. Just as he thinks he has it all figured out,his world is turned upsidedown.Totally rewritten must read.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,917 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Ezio A., Rosa
Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by jtav reviews
Sixteen-year-old Matthias Shepard only wants two things: to be a great artist and stay sane. Not to be a biotic superweapon. Fate-and Miranda Lawson-have other plans.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,535 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Shepard (M), Miranda L.
Requiescat In Pace Amore Mio by filipinafox reviews
Written in honor of Rosa's voice actor Lita Tresierraa who passed in 2010.Days before his wedding,Ezio learns of grim news in Venezia.The truth is finally comes out, but may be a just a little too late. This is how ubisoft should have written it.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Ezio A., Rosa
Fear by Mia-Mine reviews
A selene and Michael One-shot.
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Michael C., Selene - Complete
Road To The Reaper by AtomicAcid reviews
M.E
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Shepard (F), Miranda L. - Complete
How They are Saved by Half a Man by Syntipathy reviews
The restored Shepard is a tangle of machine and man. What part of him is real? What of his memories? What of his growing dissociation and sociopathy? Strange, violent and disturbing. Be warned. Rewritten, now up to date
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,894 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Shepard (F), Miranda L.
The Space Between by DigitalPage reviews
What happens between ME2 and ME3? Will follow the major plot as laid out by Bioware. How will Shepard and his crew get ready to take on the Reapers? Will they discover the key to saving the galaxy? Male Shepard Earthborn/War Hero/Paragon & Miranda.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Shepard (F), Miranda L.
Surrender by Harmony Stanzer reviews
sonfic about surrender by evanescence about a couple no one would think of
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Van Helsing, Marishka - Complete
Revelation 12:9 by The-Goldstein-Sharpshooter reviews
"I'm not what you call a praying man, Father." The priest took off his glasses and looked John straight in the eye. "You should be, John Marston, you should be." Inspired by Motordog's "John Marston: Monster Slayer" AU, some OCs. Rating may increase.
Red Dead Redemption - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Jo. Marston, B. MacFarlane
How to Piss Off Selene by me12243 reviews
DISCONTINUED
Underworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Selene
Formula by Nemi Nightingale reviews
The druid Dorissa Nightsky is to escort the death knight Lord Zaladin Grimtusk across Northrend and suddenly finds herself battling her growing feelings for the troll.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,433 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Night Elf, Troll - Complete
What It Means To Be Human by OmegaCrusader reviews
"So, I guess that, in the face of your own humanity, your looks, your character, your entire life - none of that makes you any more or less human." He took another gulp of the liquor. "You can't 'engineer' someone's humanity - they have to live up to it."
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Shepard (F), Miranda L.
31 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do by me12243 reviews
DISCONTINUED
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Selene
Falling Away With You by Dzuljeta reviews
Anna was saved just in time, and she's alive. But Fate has more surprises for Van Helsing, Anna, and Carl... Gabriel&Anna
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,504 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 8/13/2005 - [Anna Valerious, Van Helsing] - Complete
Dracula Vs the Sparkly Fairy by Virtuous Vampire reviews
Dracula's not so kind reaction to 'Twilight' and it's author. Now with CH.3 where the hunter and the friar hatch a deadly scheme! R&R!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Dracula, Van Helsing - Complete
Interruptions by Fiws reviews
What would have happened had Leo not interrupted Ezio and Rosa on the bridge. I own nothing, genres suck. R/R
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Ezio A., Rosa
Loose Secrets by DeathDeatherSelene reviews
Selene and Michael struggle to escape Death Dealers, and many a powerful enemies that don't approve of Michael or their togetherness. Many secrets are uncovered, one greater than most. Selene holds a secret as well that could join or revolt the 2 species.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Selene, Michael C.
Kraven's Hell by GABINCUBUS reviews
From the afterlife, Kraven questions himself about Selene and Michael. Kraven'sPOV First fic! Please R&R
Underworld - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Kraven - Complete
Gay Super Heroes and Perverted People by me12243 reviews
DISCONTINUED
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2010
The Journey Home by Dr.Lust reviews
COMPLETE Dracula is vanquished. Gabriel and Anna can be together now, but what will they choose to do? What does fate hold for them? And who is Gabriel, after all? Romance, Suspence, Drama, Action. VHxA.
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 73,263 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Van Helsing, Anna Valerious - Complete
Son of the Devil, Meet the Daughter of Your Enemy by SpeedDemon315 reviews
When Dracula has been revived and starts his reign of terror all over again, people turn to the infamous Van Helsing. But Van Helsing resigns from his old life but passes it to someone else, who maybe the one to vanquish Dracula once in for all or…lose
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,777 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Dracula - Complete
Underworld Cup by Rushwriter reviews
The movie Underworld as rewritten by football commentators.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006
Sunrises Will Not Be Rare by KateB819 reviews
PostEvo, Selene struggles to understand her new existance and future with Michael. As if that wasn't bad enough, they must now unite Lycans and Vampires, following the aftermath of the deaths of Lucian and the Elders.
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,496 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
Underworld: My Immortal by Lady K2 reviews
One month after Viktor's death Selene and Michael find themselves the leaders of a renegade clan, but a seemingly chance encounter with a strange girl becomes the key to their salvation. More inside... SxM ship.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,255 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/7/2004 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Complete
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Through Hell Again and Back reviews
The events following Resident Evil Retribution, needless to say, spoilers guys. Alice/Claire.
Resident Evil series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Alice, Claire R.
Walls reviews
Life on the Arcadia after the events of Afterlife. Claire/Alice, Luther/Alice/Claire FRIENDSHIP Meaning i try not to bash Luther "If there was anything Alice hated, it was waking up surrounded by white..."
Resident Evil series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Claire R., Alice
Apocalypse reviews
Uber. Xena/Gabrielle. Set in a barren post apocalypse world where war and violence are a common thing, Dag leads the largest army and controls the most land. She stumbles across a girl one day, from far away lands that changes her way of ruling her people
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Gabrielle, Xena
Story of an apocalypse reviews
Alternate take on Resident Evil Extinction. Claire/Alice. Doesn't follow the extinction timeline, but takes place in the same situation... Sort of. Basically one way I think res evil extinction should have gone.
Resident Evil series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,682 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Alice, Claire R.
On wings of faith reviews
What happens when Xena and Gabrielle are reincarnated into the word of Skyrim? MAinly follows the Skyrim main storyline with a few slight alterations here and there to fit my ideas. Xena/Gabrielle pairing. Can be read with knowledge of only Xena or Skyrim
Crossover - Xena: Warrior Princess & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Xena
It's Not A Fall From Grace, It's A Leap of Faith reviews
Rika is a talented new rouge, glad to be free of her constricting life in Dalaran. Follow the story of her life as she goes from respected Noble, to just another soldier battling the many enemies of the horde. Rating may go up :p
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,998 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Blood Elf
Collections reviews
Collection of oneshots. M rated for future content. Pt. 2 now up.
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Michael C., Selene
Assasins need vacations too reviews
Ezio protects Venice and takes a short vacation there with the theif who stole his heart. Ezio/Rosa becuase this paring is so damn adorable :3 rating may change. 1st chp rewritten
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Ezio A., Rosa
Maybe reviews
Her life was a lie. Over 600 years of living a lie and one life altering night that exposes those lies. fic is just a glimpse into the mind of Selene after slaying Viktor and part of their journey to the safe house. Oneshot
Underworld - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Selene, Michael C. - Complete