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Author has written 1 story for Sherlock.

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You can call me Analie. I enjoy writing, drawing, reading, 30 plus year old British celebrities, and girls.

I only have one story on this account, but I am co-authoring a fanfiction with the lovely bondageluvr, which you can read by clicking on this.

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Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 252 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 5322 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 7/23/2009
Revenge of the Nerds by Night Monkey reviews
Poison Ivy and the Scarecrow have joined forces and are plotting murder. Batman would never admit it, but he almost hopes they succeed. Why? Because their intended victim is the Joker. Sequel to Nerd.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 140,313 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Poison Ivy, The Joker, Johnathan C./Scarecrow
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,963 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The First Time by Atlin Merrick reviews
There's a first time for every thing, for every little thing. Here are short tales about the first time Sherlock and John had sex in public; the first time Mycroft kissed Greg; the first time the boys shopped for patent-black stilettos...and so much more.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,967 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Innocence by kit-kat-151 reviews
(Light x L: Romance, Fluff, Melodrama, Silliness and Angst ) L and Light are handcuffed together! Light is desperate to hide his feelings from the detective and L, well, L hasn't quite worked out how he feels... *THIS STORY IS CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN FROM THE BEGINNING - NEW CHAPTERS FORTNIGHTLY*
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,105 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Light Y., L
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23757 - Favs: 13,411 - Follows: 12,319 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Thing Is by TSylvestrisA reviews
The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,629 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
But Who IS He? by Fool Who Follows reviews
Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,233 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W.
House Arrest by roxypony reviews
Why the Avengers can't have nice things. UPDATED: happy birthday, Fury! They're bringing the party to you.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Loki
That Which Holds The Image by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Angels in the Garden by Night Monkey reviews
An attempt at landscaping turns into something far more lethal when a certain stone angel shows signs of life.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 120,248 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Weeping Angels - Complete
The Seduction of John S Willoughby by tepid sponge bath reviews
To stop a blackmailer, Sherlock Holmes decides to enter unfamiliar territory. But not before practicing on John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,541 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Cats and Cake by Pandaleski reviews
Ryuk convinces the shinigami King to turn Light into a cat so that he can infiltrate L. Only problem is…L hates cats.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,712 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Light Y., L
Rules by InkySpectacles reviews
It's only natural that people create guidelines for their everyday interactions. However, when you're dealing with Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, nothing is ever normal.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Hay Wain by A Benediction reviews
Much of Sherlock's past is ugly and troubled, as John abruptly finds out - and almost wishes he hasn't. Yet maybe he can be the one to reconcile that past with the present and future? **Some scenes will be of a disturbing nature** Please read & review
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,949 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Bedtime for 221B by akisura12 reviews
John and Sherlock talk in bed, of course they do. A collection of conversations John and Sherlock have at night. Contains some non-graphic J/S fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 31,249 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Master, a Fez and the Magic Furgle by Furry Fidget reviews
When the Doctor disappears on Christmas day, Amy and Rory confront one of his oldest frenemies. They must choose whether to rescue the Doctor or to trust their daughter and risk losing him. Slight Doctor/River and Amy/Rory. In short chapters!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.
Somehow We'll Get By by AliuIce0814 reviews
Dr. John Watson has never met a patient quite like two-year-old Sherlock Holmes. When it falls to him to care for the little genius and his seven-year-old brother, John gets more than he bargained for. WIP, family fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,482 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Come and See Me Again by Lady Talla-doe reviews
When life threw Loki at him, landing them both in Medical for an extended time, Stark was sorely tempted to take those metaphorical lemons, and shove them down Life's throat. As this is not an option, they'll just have to get along.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Control, Alt, Delete by Mirith Griffin reviews
If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Jimmy n Sebby 4 eva! by mistersnippy reviews
Written for a kink meme prompt where Jim and Sebastian Moran are making love and Jim starts crying. Sebastian comforts him. OP also requested "good writers only". This is my effort. Warnings for character death non canon and talk of suicide. Jim/Seb
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - J. Moriarty - Complete
Secrets she knows by Freya-Rhianna reviews
Donovan has her hands on an incriminating recording of Sherlock when he was asleep, and learns more than she had ever wanted to. Secrets never stay secret for long, especially when it can end in the humiliation of Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,589 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The General by tardisnumber221b reviews
A short character study-ish one-shot of everybody's favourite sniper. Post-Reichenbach, mentioned character death, actual character death. I suppose it sounds worse than it is. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Sebastian W./Seb - Complete
Through His Blackest Days by montparnassee reviews
The ten times Mycroft was furious at Sherlock. Holmescest if you squint. Mostly fluff. Drug abuse and other.. things. ABANDONED.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H.
The ABC's of Sherlock Holmes by why-do-we reviews
A series of hurt/comfort, sick!, eating disorder, and a few fluff stories as done by the letters of the alphabet featuring Sherlock and John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Yesterday's News by Jessica R Vance reviews
"Molly stared at him. This seemed a strange time for an ego trip, even for Sherlock."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Kindle My Heart by Keep.Film.Alive reviews
Johnlock fluff. After freezing to death half naked in a meat freezer, John's just happy that Sherlock is so damn warm.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
London's Two Madmen by InkySpectacles reviews
London loves her madmen, and they love her in return.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Why John Isn't Gay by TSylvestrisA reviews
1. Because Harry got there first, and there's a law: only one gay per immediate family. 6. Because if he's gay, does that mean all his relationships with women were lies? Rated T for language and implied physical relationships.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2012 - John W. - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 198 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
A Relationship in Ten Words by drjamband reviews
Based on "Top Ten Relationship Words That Aren't Translatable Into English." Each chapter a new word. Rated T for themes. Reviews much appreciated! Happy Valentine's Day!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Blank by montparnassee reviews
Sherlock has a drug problem - one he's hiding desperatley from everyone around him. Of course, it's not simple enough to simply pay his drug dealer. No, the man wants more. He wants humiliation. But Sherlock can't protest - he needs this. So bad.
Crossover - Repo! The Genetic Opera & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
The Brothers Holmes by Shtuff reviews
Mycroft has always known his brothers would die young. One-shot. Wildly AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
The Tiger and his Tamer by Twisted Wonderland reviews
"He protects, he cooks, he cleans, he hunts. He shoots, he kills, he saves Jim from himself. And he is always Jim's. Sebastian can think of no way that he does not belong to Jim Moriarty."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sebastian W./Seb, J. Moriarty - Complete
Sociopathy by Pinguin1993 reviews
Moriarty comes back with a message, and soon he strikes again. His first victim: ...Anderson? Just what is going on? T for a reason. Be warned.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,789 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011
Photo Finish by Ambyrawrawr reviews
Matt is a photographer, hired by Misa to photograph her new model, Mello. Too bad Matt is straight, not that it can stop Mello. Rated M for yaoi. AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 45,399 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
TALE WORTH TELLING by Pinguin1993 reviews
With all the Reichenbach feelings building up inside me, I accidentally wrote a Sherlock Holmes poem. Ah well, so be it. Enjoy- and let me tell you a tale...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Complete
Bored Games by SparksMayFly reviews
Sherlock asks if he can take Reverend Green in for interrogation. John explains that's not how the game works.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Your Illusive Eye by emattbax reviews
Eventually, Light decides it would be so much easier to kill L with a kitchen knife. In the end, L decides that the only thing he has left to do is kiss Light. Because fantasies are so realistic, right? What came out of this? Angst. Lots and lots of it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/29/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Every Five Years by InterruptingDinosaur reviews
Christmas has always been a special time for Sherlock and Mycroft. Evil cousins, muggings, girlfriends, Mummy Holmes, and puberty! Oh my! Christmases with the reluctant consulting detective and the voracious occupant of a minor government position.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,878 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Happy Holidays by MadameJelly reviews
Light is forced to participate in ridiculous holidays every day of December with L. He knows that the detective's always looking for more clues, but...the holidays draw the two together. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 131,986 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - L, Light Y.
Anything You Can Do by PantyDragon reviews
A bit of non-crack, non-slash humor, focusing on the "domestic" relationship between John and Sherlock and some of the facepalm-type moments they have together. Rated T so I can freely employ some Sweary!John and maybe some SexuallyOblivious!Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,531 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Rule One by ifonlynotnever reviews
ONE SHOT. "But those four words, oh, Sherlock savors them." Wherein Sherlock reduces the Met to a seething pool of rage, John thinks it's all childish, and Mycroft is the real star.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Equality by Tu Es Chicago reviews
In life, he was arrogant. Alive, he was foolish. And in life, he never had this luxury... L/Light Post Death. Light POV.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/23/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
In Difference by Tierfal reviews
Near has never been hungry.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Near, Mello - Complete
In Which There Are Kittens by StoneWingedAngel reviews
"Sherlock, I can't have been out more than an hour – how on earth have you managed to procure half a dozen kittens in that space of time?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wrong by ongreenergrasses reviews
That level of genius is wrong.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Primaries and secondaries by Tashilover reviews
Sherlock's wings are beautiful. John's are not. Wing!fic
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/27/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Little Details by ItsRealForUs reviews
Living with Sherlock Holmes can be incredibly frustrating, but John Watson does it anyway. After all, it can be interesting when the detective's deductions aren't 100% correct.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Devilish Impulses by Kitty Gets Loose reviews
He impulsively broke the covenant, then remade it. But can the trust, once shattered, be recovered? Sebastian must work twice as hard to rebuild what he briefly discarded. Shotacon, yaoi. Divergence from anime plot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 215,559 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - [Sebastian M., Ciel P.] - Complete
Over by Tierfal reviews
Mello had never told anyone.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Terrible Flatmates by Eligh reviews
Sherlock and John are both impossible to live with, unless they are living together. Short scenes examining this. Slash toward the end, not even slightly graphic. Warnings for mild violence.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Water Was Runnin' Out by Riding A Tiger In Outer Space reviews
Moriarty/Moran, m/m PWP in a shower. No plot of speak of. Enjoy.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian W./Seb - Complete
Knot Theory by sprl1199 reviews
"Twenty minutes ago, Jim Moriarty walked into the Met and turned himself in." Case!fic BigBang fill. John/Sherlock established. Moriarty/Sherlock one-sided. A sequel to Cu Sylvatica.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,381 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Cold And Broken Hallelujah by Demolition.Lover.14 reviews
There's something in that room, something alive. It's been in there for three centuries, so I've been told. Don't fool yourself, it isn't locked. He just doesn't want you going in there. Not Sweeney. Not Sweeney Todd. The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 50 - Words: 90,460 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sweeney T. - Complete
The Green Blade by verityburns reviews
As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,904 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Revenge Triple Whammy by Kishimojin reviews
L has solved the case! But there's very bad news for the Whammy kids. Mello, Near, and Matt won't take it lying down! Swearing REVENGE, they set off on an adventure. But with all these teenage crushes and quarrels, it won't be easy! Crack/Yaoi COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,189 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
A Thousand Years in the Making by Night Monkey reviews
While trying to keep his head in medieval France, the Fourth Doctor meets a fellow time-traveler. This wayward traveler has been waiting centuries for such an encounter. Mild slash.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2011 - 4th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Rules by WhatMadnessIsThis reviews
L rarely sleeps. L doesn't show emotion. L never gets sick. These are the rules. They have always been that way, and will always be that way.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2011 - L
Change by Mirai Kusakurin reviews
L had always acted strange, but after the week of the worst day in his life, Light finds that he gets even stranger. Not eating candy? THAT was beyond weird, even for L. He also finds that all of L's control disappears with his appetite...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,590 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - L, Light Y.
Hush Little Lawli by DarkSeaRain reviews
BB has cornered L and is madly trying to decide whether he wants to kill him or not. A poem written to the tune of "Hush Little Baby". Rated T, just in case: BB style gore.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2011 - BB, L - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4447 - Favs: 10,359 - Follows: 1,032 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sprained by aleatoric pasquinade reviews
L has sprained his ankle. Luckily for him, he has a sexy boyfriend anxious to take care of him. A very devious and sneaky sexy boyfriend. AU LxLight. YAOI. Fluffish PWP. Enjoy.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,958 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The 'Something Good' Log by AvoCola reviews
Watari commissions L to make a video log for each day detailing the good things that happened or entered into L's life on that date. As L makes these videos, he begins to learn about himself and his perceptions.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,289 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - L - Complete
An L, A Sound Effects List, and the True Kira by laughs I moved to a new thing reviews
What L finds in a manga is shocking. My first attempt at crack for Death Note, so please be kind! K for one swear near the end. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/11/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Butler by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Quoth the butler, "yes, my lord." -A Kuroshitsuji-themed rewrite of "The Raven." SebaCiel.-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Ask Beyond Birthday! by bittersweet-endings-2214 reviews
The title says it all. -DISCONTINUED UNTIL I GET MORE ACTUAL STORIES UP-
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - BB
Asylum by Miko Akako reviews
AU LxLight Light went crazy after L burned the death note, leading him to end up in an insane asylum. Will he find some way out of the dark, or is he lost forever? Rating for Chapters 20 and Epilogue. COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,904 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Alone by Miharu is Haruka's Love Child reviews
Drabble poem. Near-centric
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Near - Complete
Pretty by Dlvvanzor reviews
Light wasn't pretty until tenth grade. BEFORE that, he kind of looked like the lovechild of a cactus and a hamster... a particularly pointy cactus and an unusually fat and greasy hamster. Light POV, LxL Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Visit to Wammy's House by dramaq reviews
L and Light visit Wammy's House and chaos ensues! Basically a whole bundle of fluff... or would be if a certain mass murderer didn't have bagage named Misa and some rather disturbing supressed memories... Contains LXL MXM. And... Near...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,419 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Matt, Mello
The Art of Self Deception by Silver Pard reviews
She makes lists and burns them, as if that means they never existed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Moving of the River by Kurisu reviews
Light/L. Haunted by dreams of Kira, Light awakens, only to see a side of L he has never witnessed. This takes a toll on both detective and suspect, who had never planned on this in the first place...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,467 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Simple Jealousy by dramaq reviews
An L-centric one-shot. "My intelligence is a curse. And therefore, I envy the bubbly dimwitted beauty known as Misa Amane." Slight LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2010 - L, Light Y.
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 144 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Caramel Sex Tapes by Crystil-Dieminds reviews
AHHH! WHATS L DOING IN THE SHOWER? AHHH! LIGHT WATCHING GAY PORN? WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE POOR COOKIES L? intrested? read and find out! *L's POV*/LXHis hand?/LXLight/ YAOI!in later chapters
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,585 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - L, Light Y.
Maelstrom by Diamond Mask reviews
AU. Yaoi. BB/Mello. The boy was so consumed by his lack of control, so consumed by phantoms; he was willing to let B ravage him to the point of brutality. And Beyond was only too willing to oblige.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/13/2009 - BB, Mello - Complete
Alphonse's Agenda by Lemon Cookies reviews
If I had my original body back, the first thing I would do is...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Alphonse E. - Complete
A Small Distraction by Threshie reviews
Mello finds himself with a very tiny chibi Near to take care of...or to torment. Also features Matt.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Mello, Near
B is for Baby by AishiExcel reviews
“B,” L whispered, his voice shaking slightly, “did you break into the science lab?” B smiled, showing sharp white teeth. “He looks like you, L.”
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2009 - BB, L - Complete
Jokers Wild by Tierfal reviews
If L knew the byways Light's mind wanders, he would run. He would never stop running. And Light would never let him get away.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Realistic Version of Breaking Dawn by Molly et Wobbles reviews
In this short little version of BD, the character followed logic and gained some well-needed insight, and of course, things did not turn out the same... Bella/Edward, Oneshot -Wobbles
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Satisfied by Flagfish reviews
L x Light
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/18/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Idiosyncrasy by KivaEmber reviews
Tester fic. Raito couldn’t believe his percentage of being Kira had risen…over cake of all things.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Desperate Rivals by SlightlyPsycho reviews
Light was finally about to get his wish and have L die. But then came lie detectors, mind games, an extra psycho New Kira appears, and wierd love/hate relationships. Warning: LXLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,293 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Sue Factor by bloodchaos reviews
PLEASE NOTE: This story is graciously being continued by the author 'Lectorem'.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Who Says I'm Too Young? by reraimu reviews
Is it okay for your idol to fondle you? Near sure doesn't think so...but he just can't resist that L. NearxL WARNING: SHOTA, SHOTA, SHOTA, SHOTA, SHOTA. Do not read if you dislike Shota. If you have no idea what Shota means, please look it up somewhere.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Near, L - Complete
The King Has Fallen
And brought his knight down with him. Sebastian resorts to drugs after Jim leaves him for the final time.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Sebastian W./Seb, J. Moriarty - Complete