Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
Never Interrupt Your Enemy When HeIs Making A Mistake
When Life Gives You Lemons -- Squirt Them Into The Eyes Of Your Enemies~
The Stupid Bird Always Flies First
So, HI EVERYONE! I'm Candy.Heart.For.You. -- in case you didn't see it, it should be around here somewhere...
I won't be giving out a real name for obvious reasons -- and the fact that my real name is really weird -- so just call me Candy. From that, I hope that it's obvious that I'm a girl O.o
Well... I'm in college/high school, whichever you prefer, FIFTEEN NOW!! YAY!! Well, too lazy to go for learners...meh. You know? Just too much things to read and memorize :S
;x; FOOD – JUNK FOOD IS FOOD TOO (for all those non believers!)
;x; MANGA!! Includes: Skip Beat, Naruto, Tokyo Crazy Paradise, Death Note, d.Gray-Man, Soul Eater, Fairytail etc etc
;x; DRAMAS!! Includes: Smile PASTA, Nodame Cantabile -- I haven't watched a lot cause my mum is Anti-drama (even though she watches dramas every night)
;x; Watching Movies, talking -- thats a big one, going out with friends, iceskating -- even though I am totally hopeless at it etc.
;x; Tragic stories with happy endings. As in, sad pasts -- good ending! Very cliche, I know! xP
;x; BOOKS!! Yes you can call me a nerd, or a geek, but I don't really care! I love reading so name-callers //cough people in my class cough// can just deal with it kay?
;x; When people review my stories //hint hint//, Lol, joking, it IS nice to get comments on your work -- even if it is total rubbish XDD.
;x; BAKING!! But for one -- I can only make chocolate chip cookies, and for two -- the kitchen is Mum's Zone, meaning Back off!! LOL.
;x; MEWSIC!! -- Paramore, MCR, Linkin Park, Fallout Boy, Eminem, Big Bang, etc etc.
;x; DOGS!! Cause they ROCK!! I dislike most cats apart from the big ones. xDD
;x; QUOTES!! -- all types -- deep, meaningless, funny, serious etc etc. -- If you have any good ones, please send me them!! xDD
;x; Horror -- one genre I really cannot bear, I admit it here, I'M A WIMP. LOL, I can't stand horror movies, or ANYTHING related to horror.
;x; When the authors of mangas update reeeeally slowly -- kills me! I just can't stand the wait! OR, people who threaten to stop great stories if people do not review!!
;x; Exams -- but then again, who likes them?
;x; When people kick my chair -- very trivial but still grrrr!!
;x; When people compare me to others, OR, -- the BIG one -- pretend to like you when they don't -- I mean, come on! If you dislike me, then say it! Better than having to lie all the time!
;x; Hot pink or Karin in Naruto.
;x; When people constantly mispell something -- annoys the heck out of me -- so, if you find any errors in my writing, please tell me!!
;x; PEOPLE WHO TRY TO TAKE AWAY MY INTERNET!! //hiss// NO!! BACK AWAY!! ITS MINNNNEEEE!!
;x; Hina/Naru, Saku/Sasu, Saku/Itachi, Shika/Ino, Ten/Neji, Ten/Kank etc etc
Okay, I don't have anything against Temari/Shika, but I prefer Shika/Ino. Temari's awesome though, love her fans!!
;x; Karin/Sasu, Sasu/Ino, anything Ai or Yuri and for some reason I don't like Jubia/Gray. //hiss!!//
;x; Holidays! Just laying back and not really doing anything LOL. aACK, got a pretty bad sunburn in the north, yikes!
;x; Just put up the NINTH chapter //gasp//, working on the 10th xDD
LOL, can't guarantee for quality, but I'm hoping people will enjoy it!
Her name was Aurora
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
Copy and paste this if you hate child abuse!!
These are things I would love to have a guy do for me
The Sweetest Thing
When she walks away from you, mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hit's you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Tease her and let her tease you back.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
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GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile.
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If you have ever pushed a door that clearly said PUSH, copy this into your profile.
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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
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