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The Stupid Bird Always Flies First

It's been a long time :) I'm hoping to jump back into this fanfiction-dom after a six-year hiatus (sorry guys, don't hate me for not finishing of Biting Back AGES ago), but I'll see what I can do!

In the meantime, I'm no longer fifteen but turning the big 2-1 this year. Looking forward to coming back soon

-just going to keep this stuff that I wrote when I was fifteen because it makes me chuckle a bit-


;x; FOOD – JUNK FOOD IS FOOD TOO (for all those non believers!)

;x; MANGA!! Includes: Skip Beat, Naruto, Tokyo Crazy Paradise, Death Note, d.Gray-Man, Soul Eater, Fairytail etc etc

;x; DRAMAS!! Includes: Smile PASTA, Nodame Cantabile -- I haven't watched a lot cause my mum is Anti-drama (even though she watches dramas every night)

;x; Watching Movies, talking -- thats a big one, going out with friends, iceskating -- even though I am totally hopeless at it etc.

;x; Tragic stories with happy endings. As in, sad pasts -- good ending! Very cliche, I know! xP

;x; BOOKS!! Yes you can call me a nerd, or a geek, but I don't really care! I love reading so name-callers //cough people in my class cough// can just deal with it kay?

;x; When people review my stories //hint hint//, Lol, joking, it IS nice to get comments on your work -- even if it is total rubbish XDD.

;x; BAKING!! But for one -- I can only make chocolate chip cookies, and for two -- the kitchen is Mum's Zone, meaning Back off!! LOL.

;x; MEWSIC!! -- Paramore, MCR, Linkin Park, Fallout Boy, Eminem, Big Bang, etc etc.

;x; DOGS!! Cause they ROCK!! I dislike most cats apart from the big ones. xDD

;x; QUOTES!! -- all types -- deep, meaningless, funny, serious etc etc. -- If you have any good ones, please send me them!! xDD


;x; Horror -- one genre I really cannot bear, I admit it here, I'M A WIMP. LOL, I can't stand horror movies, or ANYTHING related to horror.

;x; When the authors of mangas update reeeeally slowly -- kills me! I just can't stand the wait! OR, people who threaten to stop great stories if people do not review!!

;x; Exams -- but then again, who likes them?

;x; When people kick my chair -- very trivial but still grrrr!!

;x; When people compare me to others, OR, -- the BIG one -- pretend to like you when they don't -- I mean, come on! If you dislike me, then say it! Better than having to lie all the time!

;x; Hot pink or Karin in Naruto.

;x; When people constantly mispell something -- annoys the heck out of me -- so, if you find any errors in my writing, please tell me!!



;x; Hina/Naru, Saku/Sasu, Saku/Itachi, Shika/Ino, Ten/Neji, Ten/Kank etc etc

Okay, I don't have anything against Temari/Shika, but I prefer Shika/Ino. Temari's awesome though, love her fans!!


;x; Karin/Sasu, Sasu/Ino, anything Ai or Yuri and for some reason I don't like Jubia/Gray. //hiss!!//


;x; Holidays! Just laying back and not really doing anything LOL. aACK, got a pretty bad sunburn in the north, yikes!

;x; Just put up the NINTH chapter //gasp//, working on the 10th xDD

LOL, can't guarantee for quality, but I'm hoping people will enjoy it!

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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Fifty Reasons by Lynnie Kleriker reviews
Fifty reasons why, Uchiha Sasuke must never fall in love with Haruno Sakura. Reason Ten: Orochimaru?
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Cold Comfort by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
What's going on? Where's Sasuke? Is he alright? What's up with Neji? A new friend? Oh...the shoulder to cry on...and now it's happening again. -SasuSaku-AU-one-sided/slight NejiSaku-
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Blackmailing an Uchiha by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
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Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,166 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
XOXO and Other Affectionate Letters by Guttersnipe reviews
Staring at the script, a pervasive sinking feeling swept through Sasuke. "You're actually serious, aren't you?" "Oh, I'm always serious about my porn, Sasuke. That's just not something you joke about." "I'm not acting in your porno, you sick, sick man."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,546 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Pains by WingsOfMorphius reviews
Love can sneak up on you over a long period of time without you ever realizing that it’s there. It can also smack you clear across the face. For Minato, it did both.
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For one more day by iMissa reviews
What if you had another chance at life? If you could go back and erase every mistake, every blemish from your past life? Would you do it, despite the consequences? Uchiha Sasuke is about to find out. SasuSaku
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Biting Back reviews
Literally beaten black and blue, Uchiha Sasuke is painfully dragged back to Konoha curtesy to none other than Sakura Haruno herself. Her Next Goal: Make Sasuke pay for what he did. Oh yeah, it was time to execute her revenge and bite back -- Sakura style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,838 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Someone To Love reviews
Love?” Tenten spat out the word, “For Hyuuga? I don’t think so.” After all, how could you experience something that you have never known? Oneshot. TenTenXNeji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete