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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Alice in Wonderland, 2010.

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Not A Bride, Please by kinole009x reviews
Two years after returning from Wonderland, Alice is dismayed to realize she has lost her muchness and is unhappily engaged. Even worse, upon tumbling back into Wonderland, someone is trying to make her forget the Hatter by feeding her an unusual potion.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,927 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
The Marauder's Advice Column by Bassoonish Eicher reviews
In the Gryffindor Common Room, on the bulletin board, there was a sheet of paper to be found. It was obviously an advice column, written by the most famed pranksters of all Hogwart's History.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Marauders, Sirius B.
A Beating Heart by kokune reviews
It's been two years since the failed engagement party, a year and three months since Alice left for China, and eleven months since Alice disappeared. Suddenly, Hamish finds himself in Underland, and a scandal beyond anyone's comprehension is unearthed A/T
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,989 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Finding Wonderland by silver-roses12 reviews
Alice struggles with returning to Wonderland as she finds herself in the dreary streets of London. What will happen? I'm terrible at summaries...
Crossover - Sweeney Todd & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,639 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Alice K.
You're My New Mommy? by greysfanhp reviews
My version of the Cullen's on Wife Swap. Lot's of jokes and pranks, awkward moments and tears. Will the families learn from each other? Maybe. Will Alice stop being a compulsive shopper? Definitely not. No Jacob or Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,380 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
The Game That You Learnt by CleosDeath reviews
Melanie had spent her entire life watching. Now was the time to start playing. Sherlock/OC. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 86,551 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Just A Dream and Nothing More by fancyfarmer reviews
Two years after Alice set sail for China she returns to England only to find that she has some choices to make. On one hand there's her mother who wants her to marry. On the other hand there's Underland and a certain green-eyed hatter. Sequel in progress.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,394 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
Time After Time by AndyBCM reviews
After Breaking Dawn all is going well and happily for the Cullen’s. But when a mysterious man arrives will everything fall to pieces. As the story unfolds we realise things are not as they seem. Twilight and Doctor Who/Torchwood crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,292 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Witnesses by inaniloquent reviews
Hatter is attempting something very important - but Alice isn't even paying proper attention.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
If It Kills Me by ele05gs reviews
A tragedy that joins them. A tragedy that can tear them apart. Will she find out? Does he really know it was his fault? Is love strong enough to survive it all? -AH- ** CURRENTLY ON HIATUS **
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,223 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Love, Hate, War and Family by Lysistrate reviews
When the Volturi comes to "investigate" the rare case of Renesmee, Bella summons her family to reveal a secret about her past that can help defending her family. The problem is that Bella s plan will make war unavoidable. Longer summery inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,895 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making the Path by Disconnect reviews
In which Alice remains but rather than settle into a life granted, she pushes on to the life she wants to lead. Underland still holds secrets to her and the greatest of all calls her North. With her path going through his past, Tarrant agrees to join.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,332 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Ropes by Anesthesiologist reviews
Sherlock decides to teach John the finer points of being a Consulting Detective, leading to a case resulting in Sherlock's admitance to a Psychiatric Ward. No slash, Minor OCC-ness
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,551 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
M Is For Moriarty by ElvendorkInfinity reviews
Sequel to BANG; A figure at the end of the hospital bed; a needle in the dark...Moriarty has John, and Sherlock must follow the paper trail through London to find him before time runs out. Epilogue, A is for Aftermath, now posted.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,882 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sirius Black: Mary Sue Hunter by Captain Boo Bear reviews
There's a Suedemic at Hogwarts, and only Sirius Black, aided by that specky boy wonder who's always hanging around, can stop it. Thirteen up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Sirius B.
Shoes and Ships and Sealing Wax by coffeebuddha reviews
Sometimes it's liberating to be able to speak to someone without having to explain his every thought process.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/24/2010 - S. Reid, Sherlock H. - Complete
This Is What He Does For Fun by nyssa123 reviews
Sherlock and John go to the pub after a long day and Sherlock realizes that the man sitting next to them is a serial killer. He then proceeds to tell everyone how he knows. Written for a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Watson vs Holmes by katkin reviews
"John?" "Hmm?" "Who would win in a fight to the death?" "Humans vs. robots?" "No, I mean Sherlock vs. John. In a fight, who would win?" There can only be one winner...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Three Ways Sherlock Conformed to His Stereotype by Jennistar1 reviews
"It's a hat." / Urge to roll eyes, quashed. "Yes. I can see that." / "It's called a deerstalker."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shower Surprises by themusicain reviews
All John wanted was a nice warm shower. Not for uninvited guests to sneak in on him. If you're getting any ideas about the title and/or summary, it is purely innocent, I assure you. The odd bit of colourful language, that's all
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Prime Minister's Aide by ToniPrufrock reviews
Mycroft has his first meeting with the new Prime Minister of Britain. However, he didn't expect to encounter such an 'overzealous' aide...
Crossover - Little Britain & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
One Can Never Have Too Many Socks by The Impossible Slashtronaut reviews
Dumbledore and Dobby discuss socks in heaven. May or may not be DumbleDobby slash depending on the reader. Written in 2007.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Albus D., Dobby - Complete
At The Bottom Of Everything by ShnabbyTheMouse reviews
Bella was kicked out of her home and into the world all alone at the age of twelve. Now, two years later, she can hardly remember a life without constant abuse and neglect. Can being Fostered by the Cullen's possibly help mend such a broken being?AH, Lang
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,293 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella
Geraniums by Volitan reviews
Sherlock and John have been undercover on a case... Sherlock literally. Humour. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bored Games by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is bored and John decides that they should play Cluedo. In retrospect, it was a truly awful decision.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What An Idea by JustBFree reviews
In which the Hatter convinces Alice to stay on in Underland for a time, and all that occurs before her eventual return to her own drab, colorless world.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,271 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
A Doc, A Bookworm and a Box by M.N.Moore reviews
When a spaceship lands on the doorstep of Hogwarts, Hermione is charged with protecting wizardkind, only to find that the biggest adventure of her life waits inside a rubbish blue box...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,266 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - 10th Doctor, Hermione G. - Complete
Broken Muchness by DarkEyesBlinded reviews
Jabberwocky Blood only works for a short period of time. After a devastaing encounter with Lowell Alice's time in the above world runs out and she is taken back to Underland and back in the Hatter's arms but it is only the begining as trouble is brewing
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,250 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
Localized Seizures by Nova-chan reviews
Sherlock has a strange medical condition...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 180 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hatters Do Matter by CameoRuby reviews
The Mad Hatter simply cannot wait for Alice to come back to Underland, and so he goes up and joins her on her adventures, eager to convince her to come back as soon as possible. Hatter/Alice. Based on Tim Burton's.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,174 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
The Raven and The Writing Desk by Savibreeze reviews
The Story of how Alice proves she belongs in Wonderland, or rather how she defies a few people a Time or two, bends a couple rules, and slips through a loophole to return to the only person who can embrace all of her Muchness. Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,321 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Red Wine by ink and ashes reviews
They would never forget the sacrifice of her blood-splattered canvas.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Alice and the Knave by Smallsthehero reviews
Thirteen years ago, little Alice Kingsley visited Wonderland for the first time and met all its inhabitants, good and bad. Before going to trial, she happens upon the Knave of Hearts himself and they bond.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Alice K.
The Third Visit to Wonderland by Barn and Co reviews
Alice once again falls down the rabbit hole and finds herself in Wonderland. She can't get home without the help of the Mad Hatter. But does he wish for her to leave? And does Alice even want to go for that matter? Tim Burton's Alice in mind
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,734 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Shades of Grey by fyd818 reviews
Curious about the world that took Alice away from him, Hatter goes to Otherland to investigate. He finds Alice, but she is not quite ready to return to her true home. He will wait for her Above, but something is terribly wrong… AlicexHatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,494 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Childhood Days by Sakura Ukimura reviews
Bella and Edward met since they were ten. They were secretly in love when they were 11 years old. Suddenly, Edward has to move to Forks. Years later, Bella moves to Forks. What will happen? Find out! Just a fanfic! R&R. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,260 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mad World by thomthom830 reviews
Surrounded by her friends & family, Alice is celebrating her 21st birthday.Familiar faces are all around her.And one is very much a surprise.Is she dreaming or is this the truth? Please read and review!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,537 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Bella's Reasons by Queenie's Broken Heart reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange thirsts for revenge. Alice Longbottom is the perfect victim in which to find it. "I'm in no hurry," she assured Alice quietly, forcing her to face Frank as a curse was fired. "Wouldn't you like to watch yourself become a widow?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bellatrix L., Alice L. - Complete
Dreams of a Memory by Motorchickensmile reviews
Alice promised she would never forget him, but it was a promise she'd made and broken once before. She forever finds herself too tall or too small. Its time for a third fall down the rabbit hole. Can he help her become the right size at last? Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,697 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Pirates and Hatters by fyd818 reviews
While in Otherland, Alice meets a man who reminds her of the Hatter, whom she misses very dearly. They are both on Great Adventures, and their paths cross one dark night when they encourage each other to go for their hearts’ desires… AlicexHatter
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Alice K. - Complete
Forget Me Not by Je Love You reviews
The Hatter feared that Alice wouldn't remember him after she left Underland, but he never considered the possibility that he would forget Alice. AxH
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,373 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Harry Potter vs Twilight: The Ultimate Showdown! by AwesomeKid and MidnightWriter reviews
Mini-sodes of what would happen if Harry Potter and Twilight characters met... hilarity, confusion, and fangirly-ness abounds...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 10,215 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harry P., Edward
You've got NI! by Kyia.L.Kenobi reviews
The Knights who say Ni! order a shrubbery from amazon.
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
Tea For Two by TruthxLiesxMagic reviews
Oneshot. Because sometimes the only way to bear what life brings is to allow the madness to take hold completely. Morbid H/A.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
Ascent of the Blue Queen by Vixen With A Vendetta reviews
The portrait revealed a young confident, blonde woman adorned in an elegant ball gown of the most splendid sky blue. More importantly, she had a smile that never reached her eyes. - AlicexMH
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,683 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Up From Wonderland by Je Love You reviews
People go missing. Sometimes they return and sometimes not. Sometimes people ran away of their own accord and sometimes people were kidnapped. Just this one time, this person was found. She was found by a Hatter who was somewhere he didn't belong. AxH
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,234 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Strange Meetings At A Magnificent Garden Party by Ryo Nightray reviews
Ever wondered where Cpt. Jack Sparrow got the idea for a Magnificent Garden Party? Perhaps after an encounter with an odd fellow in a top hat who looks a little familiar... One-shot. Enjoy!
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Dashed by Foresaken-Shadow reviews
Hatter’s been taken prisoner. Alice attempts rescue. Tim Burton’s version.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
Cullen Family Camping Trip II: Back to the Woods by LeesaM reviews
After the first disastrous camping trip Bella and the Cullens are ready to put it behind them and move toward the upcoming wedding, until Charlie's 'thank you' present sends the household back into a panic - and back to the woods. Uh oh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,303 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Big Bad Wolf by LyricsArePoetry reviews
After losing the Doctor in Doomsday, Rose meets a werewolf who is surprisingly easy to talk to
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,237 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Rose T., Jacob - Complete
Earwax by RedandBlackBeads reviews
Harry learns all about sex when Dumbledore takes care to answer his poorly worded question. This is set in "Philosopher's / Sorcerer's Stone," in the Hospital Wing during one of the last chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Out in the Rain by SatteliteHeart reviews
The Doctor and Rose land in a strange rainy town, summoned by a distress call. The doctor discovers that Vampires and werewolves reside there, alongside the humans... but who sent the call? and why? first ever go at crossover. please review! xD
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,059 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - 10th Doctor, Bella
How Do I Look? by Tainted Ink And Paper reviews
Oneshot. AxP. “Piper should wear dresses more often, don’t you think, Aerrow? She sure looks cute in them,” Finn told him. “No, actually, I think she should keep to her regular clothes,” Aerrow seethed as he saw the other guys looking at her.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Aerrow, Piper - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Visit Home by cdunbar reviews
The Doctor and his companion, Bella Swan, visit Bella’s father in Forks, Washington on a seemingly normal day. But events quickly lead them down a different path and they meet some unexpected allies. Written for the Summer '09 Gift Exchange.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,709 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - 10th Doctor, Bella - Complete
Cullen Family Camping Trip by LeesaM reviews
Charlie insists Bella go camping with the Cullens in order to acclimate herself with the great outdoors. After all, the Cullens are practically revered in town for their family camping trips, so they must know what they're doing, right? *Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,754 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 105 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Volterra by London.Beckon reviews
Set when Heidi brings tourists to the Volturi to eat. A girl is caught up in the whole mess. Will she live another day or perish?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Heidi
The FirstEver Spectacular Stephie Awards! by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Reader-interactive awards-show-slash-parody. Categories such as "Worst sudden character turnaround," "Best Verbal Smack-Down By a Twilight Character," and "Skankiest Character." You vote by review, I parody the winners!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008
Midlife Crisis by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort may be an evil dark lord, but even he can appreciate the opposite sex. Too bad they don't appreciate his serpentine body. But hey, that's what Polyjuice is for… right? Features Voldemort in a muggle club and identity theft.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
The Truth About Juliet by luvcali76 reviews
This is my response to some negative comments I saw people making about the Romeo and Juliet theme surrounding Edward and Bella. One Shot. EB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
Why I Love My Truck by sillybella reviews
Bella is always reluctant when Edward wants to buy her a new car. Is there a secret reason she likes her truck so much? And don't worry where they are driving. It doesn't matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
The Hat by YonderB reviews
Jane want's to see what Jester looks like without his beloved tinklehat and how long it takes Jester to crack after being forced to take it off, and keep it off. but no one has ever seen Jester without his hat before...
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Goodnight, Nymphadora by Sparklystuff reviews
A crucial evening in the recent life of Nymphadora Tonks, in which Tonks embarrasses herself, Remus is polite, and Sirius is drunk. Or at least, that's how she tells it. T for strong language & adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/11/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
two types of insanity reviews
The Hatter has lost his muchness..and luna has some to spare. LL and MH friendship...hints of AK X MH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Luna L., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp