Author has written 20 stories for Beetlejuice, Megamind, Harry Potter, Zombieland, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Despicable Me, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Game of Thrones, Beetlejuice, Doctor Who, and Sleepy Hollow.
I AM A CINEPHILE!! AND DAMN PROUD OF IT TOO!
Cinephile: A person with a great passion for (bordering on an obsession with) cinema.
I've just realized that I've had this account for almost four years! I should do something awesome to commemorate it or something.
But I won't. =) I also realized that I spelled obsession incorrectly, and it's been sitting there unnoticed by myself for years. It's been fixed now.
To my Blank! readers:
I'm really sorry I left you guys hanging high and dry. To tell the truth, I've sort of become bored with the story. It's really close to the end but I can't decide on a few crucial plot points. =/
To my Happy Birthday! readers:
As I've said, I'm just not up to finishing the story right this second. Every once in awhile I open the file and manage to churn out a few sentences but then I just start feeling depressed again. I also feel guilty for writing happy-go-lucky fornication with my family's recent tragedy still heavy in the air. I promise promise promise I'll finish it, I just need time.
REMEMBER WHEN ...
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry, but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if... you remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!, Rocko's Modern Life, Animaniacs, Gargoyles. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just can't resist finishing this... "in west Philadelphia born and raised..." You remember Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading Goosebumps. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence... not. When everything was settled by rock-paper-scissors or "bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish" or Ms. Mary Mack. When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular. You remember the ORIGINAL Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny. You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, Reading Rainbow, and Ghostwriter on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo? books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ghostbusters. You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes vs. CD players. Making those little paper fortune cootie catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs." You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word... Trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Wild Thornberrys, Power Rangers, Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. You remember Carebears. Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original Walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" ...enough said. You went to McDonald's to play in the Playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging ... Before Sidekicks & iPods ... Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 ... Before Spongebob ... Before Tupac was shot. When light-up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 95 cents a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days... ('91 and damn proud of it)