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Joined 11-03-09, id: 2135013, Profile Updated: 02-26-11
Author has written 7 stories for Top Gun, Harry Potter, Mighty Boosh, and Hollyoaks.

Well hello there! The name's Amy. How d'you do? Good.

The main thing you need to know about me is that I love music and comedy. I know some people will be thinking well that's not saying anything everybody does but they are my passions. In fact, if you want to know me, just listen to 'Panic', 'Frankly Mr Shankly' and 'William It Was Really Nothing' by The Smiths and 'Daddy's Gone' by Glasvegas, they basically sum up my life. 'Frankly Mr Shankly' because I do want to leave and want to go down in musical history. 'William It Was Really Nothing' because I hate the tiny town that I live in "this town will drag you down" indeed. 'Daddy's Gone' because... well yeah. 'Panic' because I despair of a lot of modern music. I'm not going to be one of those really annoying people who go oh all music today is shit (looking at you Brother) but I think the mainstream/UK Top 40 stuff is, in general, awful and I am ashamed to be part of culture who think Justin Beiber makes good music. There are of course loads of excellent bands around today, just read NME and you'll see pages of talent, it's just that very few people I know have any idea who any of the artists are (I say people I know and not my friends because I've devoted the last couple of years of my life to improving my friends music tastes.) I worship David Bowie, I think he is the best thing to ever happen to music. I think Morrissey has the most beautiful voice in the world, I think The Who and The Rolling Stones revolutionised music far more than The Beatles ever did and I think Oasis made the best stonking sing-along stadium guitar music ever. I adore it when Music and Comedy combine (thank the Lord for The Mighty Boosh and Flight of the Conchords.) As for comedy, I'm perfectly happy watching panel shows on Dave. I think when they have good comedians on the panel, they can be truly excellent. Russel Howard, Frankie Boyle, Dara O'Brien, Hugh Dennis, Michael McIntyre, Paul Merton, David Mitchell, Lee Mack, Jason Manford, Jimmy Carr, Bill Bailey and Phil Jupitus are all truly excellent. I realise there aren't any women in that list, I'm not trying to be sexist I just genuinely have never come across a female comedian I have found consistantly funny. But more than panel shows, I love weird comedy. Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt, Ross Noble, Bret McKenzie and Jemain Clement... that's where the real genius lies. I want to be a comedian. I want to be a rock star too (I can sing and play guitar... a bit...) but MORE THAN ANYTHING I want to be a comedian. I have the jokes, hopefully they're funny, it's just that at 14 there's not much I can do about it. The rest of the stuff on here is just my likes, so you can get excited if we have stuffs in common. It's also more light hearted. Promise. XD

I have recently become rather obsessed with Hollyoaks. Bloody hell, writing for a daily soap is hard, especially one where the spoilers are never even right! I really love Brendan Brady, he's such a great character, and poor Ste... I do so hope they get a happy ending. I'm probably the only major fan of both 'Oaks and Boosh, but if there are any others: Don't you think Brendan and Ste's relationship resembles Lindsay and Pip's (Stockholm Syndrome) in many ways? Or is it just me?

NME saved my (musical) life. Wednesday is the best day of the week when I come down the stairs and am greeted by another issue in all its stonkingly good music glory (I subscribe xD.) I recommend it to you all.

I lurve The Mighty Boosh!

^So important it gets bold and underlined^

My Favourite TV shows:

(in, err, in order... order of preference...) (if you're wondering what that was, that was me being the moon) (if you're wondering why the moon's a retard, watch The Mighty Boosh) (if you're not wondering why the moon is a retard watch it anyway, it's genius)

The Mighty Boosh!, Flight Of The Conchords, Supernatural, Ashes to Ashes, CSI (all three), IT Crowd, Hollyoaks, Mentalist, Blackadder, Doctor Who, Scrubs, Torchwood, Friends, Primeval, Phoenix Nights.

And stuff you can't write fanfiction for:

Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Mock the Week, Have I Got News For You, Russel Howards Good News, Jeremy Kyle (if I'm having a really bad day :D)

My Favouritist Films:

About a Boy, anything Batman, James Bond, Harry Potter, Twilight, St Trinians, Stardust, Sweeny Todd, Grease, Bourne Trilogy, I Robot, MIB, Saw, Iron Man, Sherlock Holmes, Shutter Island, Alice in Wonderland, Pirates Of The Caribbean, Hairspray... I have very diverse taste =)

Music I Love:

Oasis, The Smiths, David Bowie, The Who, Gary Numan, The Cure, Stereophonics, Kasabian, Hurts, Robots In Disguise, Razorlight, The Kooks, The Killers, The Rolling Stones, White Stripes, Florence + The Machine, Crystal Castles, Kaiser Chiefs, Franz Ferdinand, Duran Duran, The Specials, Kraftwerk, Human League, Kinks, The Beatles, White Lies, Chapel Club, Grouplove, Everything Everything, Klaxons, Beady Eye, The Vaccines, Sleigh Bells, Culture Club, GnR, My Chemical Romance, T-Rex, Talking Heads, Stranglers, Dire Straights, New York Dolls, Glasvegas, Frankie and the Heartstrings, The Strokes, Blur, Pulp... The list goes on.

Books ('cus people don't tend to put down their favourite books):

Chaos Walking Trilogy, any Jane Austen, Harry Potter, The Secret Countess, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Diaries of Georgia Nicholson, Wuthering Heights, To Kill A Mocking Bird - oh and The Charlie Books XD

Sexiest Guys:

NOEL FIELDING!!! Julian Barratt, Mike Fielding, Dave Brown, Russel Brand, Russel Howard, Russel Kane, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Robert Downy Jnr, Johnny Depp, Bret McKenzie, Jemaine Clement and Noel Fielding once again.

FanFiction wise:

Slash - Yes. The more, the better, bring it on!

AU - Genius, I nearly always adore AU stories.

Song fics - If it's done well, and the song fits the story - it's not a case of creating a story to fit a song. Know what I mean? I think you do.

MPreg - No. Even if there's some magical reason for it, a potion or something, it's just no. I'm open minded, but MPreg is just weird.

Fluff - Yes please.

PWP - We all need a little of this now and again ^^


Howince (Boosh) All the way, for the win, forever more.

Nick/Greg - The Love! (CSI)

GAlex (Ashes to Ashes)

Rigsby/Van Pelt (Mentalist)

Ron/Hermione and Sirius/Remus (Harry Potter)

Dr Cox/Jordan (Scrubs) They don't get enough love!

Jen/Roy (IT Crowd)

Brendan/Ste (Hollyoaks) I JUST WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY!

^Love them all^

Okay, so I nabbed this of weekendgothgirls profile (I did ask!) It's very cool...

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favourite Boosh characters:

1. Vince Noir 2.Barry (the Welsh Shaman from Call of the yeti) 3. Tony Harrison 4. Saboo 5. Howard Moon 6. The Moon 7. That golden chavvy Shaman from the start of Strange Tale of the Crack Fox 8. The Spirit of Jazz 9. Dennis 10. The Hitcher 11. Naboo 12. Bollo

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

The Moon / Naboo. I don't think that would be possible...

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Saboo = Sex God. He's the crunchiest guy around.

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant

Bollo getting The Spirit of Jazz pregnant?!?!? They'd probably write a song about it, and then there would be a half gorilla, half jazzy spectre baby to look after...

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Dennis... I havent been on LJ long, so I don't know about there, but here all the shaman are grossly under-represented. It is, my friends, an outrage.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hmm, Barry (the Welsh Shaman from Call of the yeti) and The Moon. I vote yes... the moon did once say he was having a wank, so I suppose he can have sex... okay I'm halting that train of thought right now

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Gotta be Five/Ten. Howard and The Hitcher, that would be a very volatile relationship... but underneath they would love eachother deeply...

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex?

That golden chavvy Shaman from the start of Strange Tale of the Crack Fox walking in on Bollo and Barry (the Welsh Shaman from Call of the yeti). He would probs say: "Aw man Barry, I thoughts you were mine, innit! 'Ow could ya, like, break ma heart blud?"... Yes, I know that was shockingly bad chav.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic?

Tony H and The Hitcher... on the one hand yay double fielding, on the other *massive shudder*

Summary: Tony and The Hitcher both feel old, like time has forgotten them, and so very lonely. Maybe, together, they can feel young again?

Don't pretend you wouldn't read that if you saw it >.-

09.) Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Vince and The Spirit of Jazz? No, and that's how it should stay.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:

That golden chavvy Shaman from the start of Strange Tale of the Crack Fox and Bollo. That's HARD. What about... I luv ma monkey man, innit. Sorry, best I can do.

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

The very thought of Vince needing de-flowering is just plain wrong, but...

Vince has drunk a potion that has made him a virgin again. He gets into a fight with Saboo, who refuses to reverse the spell, and they both get locked up and sentenced to death by Dennis. One thing's for sure in the mind of Vince Noir: he is not dying a virgin.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

That golden chavvy Shaman from the start of Strange Tale of the Crack Fox... Sadly, no-one else seems to love him like me, so no :(

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

shudders at Boosh het* I don't think there is any, I mean... Tony Harrison, he's a cleft!

14.) Does anyone on your friends list, write or draw Eleven?

My mate Izzy can draw a main Naboo! She does a great impression too!

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Barry (the Welsh Shaman from Call of the yeti)/Saboo/Howard. Hell yeah, I would!

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?


17.) If you wrote a song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?

The Spirit of Jazz... YMCA.

18.)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Vince/The Moon/Bollo

Warning: Includes zoophilia and object sexuality (The Moon being an object, of sorts)

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

The Hitcher on Barry (the Welsh Shaman from Call of the yeti)

Right you onion, you're coming 'ome with me, right now, or I'll stab up that pretty ginger head of yours, got that you slag?

It's not pretty, but I bet it would work.

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Howard? Pretty much every fic I ever read is Howince so... not long ago.

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

The Moon? He likes having his craters licked.

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

Would Naboo shag Dennis? Maybe after several turbans of tequila and some hash cakes...

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Tony Harrison and That golden chavvy Shaman from the start of Strange Tale of the Crack Fox. It would have to be Tony, cus he's got nothing to lie on top of!

24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.

Vince and Dennis are in a happy relationship, until Dennis runs off with Saboo. Vince, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Naboo and a brief unhappy affair with Bollo, then follows the wise advice of Howard and finds true love with Tony Harrison. Oh dear.

Title: Finally found you.

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

That golden chavvy Shaman from the start of Strange Tale of the Crack Fox and The Spirit of Jazz? Not likely... but it is double Fielding which can only be a good thing. So I'd be over joyed to see them both happy, 'specially golden chav shaman, 'cus he doesn't get enough love.

My parting notes are...

Give love to the minor characters.

Write more things about the Shaman.

Keep on groovin'.

Howince forever.

Fielding and Barrat are GODS.

The Honey Monster is a twat (or rather a plagiarising yellow wanker.)

I love you all.


"Why do you need a reason for to feel happy? Or shining for the rest of the world. Give me just a smile and would you make it snappy, get your shit together girl." - The Girl In The Dirty Shirt, Oasis

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The Seduction of John S Willoughby by tepid sponge bath reviews
To stop a blackmailer, Sherlock Holmes decides to enter unfamiliar territory. But not before practicing on John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,541 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Joker and the Thief by Chalcedony Rivers reviews
October, 2003. Howard, a long-suffering bank robber, is ready to rid himself of his old life, until insufferable cab-driver Vince bursts into his life, stealing his clothes and taking up his attic. If only kidnap wasn't an offence. Mint Royale AU.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,437 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Howard M., Vince N.
So You're a Masochist: the Art of Sidekicking by zooeypotter reviews
If you reckon you're tough, funny, and attractive enough for the job – or if, like me, you'd very little choice in the matter – then this book is the stylish monochrome wardrobe to your Death Eater; the hair product to your Malfoy; the... must I go on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,278 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Revenge is Sweet by warbs1981 reviews
Sequel to The Wedding - Shaz & Chris are on their honeymoon, will things run smoothly for Gene/Alex?
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,559 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
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Do You Remember The First Time? reviews
A Stendan Songfic.
Hollyoaks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Ste Hay, Brendan B. - Complete
Talk reviews
He just wishes he'd talk to him more. About... Everything. Nothing. If only he'd talk to him about something.
Hollyoaks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Brendan B., Ste Hay - Complete
Family reviews
Christmas fic! It's Christmas day, and Naboo is feeling unusually affectionate towards his friends. Howince and so much more...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Naboo, Vince N.
A Selection Of Ficlets reviews
A selection of one-shots, for your enjoyment. Howince fluff and friendship. Rated for a bit of language, and maybe a bit of sex later on, depending on my mood. You know you love it, you cheeky vixens, now get in my fic-barrow x
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,417 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Vince N., Howard M.
Halloween Magic reviews
Fluff. Little to no plot. Detailed outfit descriptions. But I can get away with it, because it's Halloween! Mwahahahahahaha!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Blatant reviews
""Didn't think you were a couple type guy. Thought you were a... lone wolf." Remus gave him an I-am-embarrassed-by-the-atrocity-of-that-joke look and shook his head."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Joy Of Risk Taking reviews
Iceman thinks risk taking is stupid. Will he prove himself wrong?
Top Gun - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete