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Things about me!~
My name is NOT Vivian, I'm Cathryn AKA Catt. I look like Bella from twilight if that means anything to you. I'm 14, LOVE to read and write, tend to be very literate, and like watching movies of pretty much any kind. (So far at least.) I love roleplaying, drawing, writing stories, gardening, rain, wind, singing, tasting new things, baking/cooking, and I HATE cleaning my room cause it gets messy again almost instantly. I speak my mind, so call me a bitch if you want, but I don't really care. If you want to be friends, super! If you decide to pick on my friends and I'm coming after you with a shovel though. The last thing you would hear is me saying "Take that idiotic bitch!" So please leave my friends alone. Thanks.
Bands/Singers I like!~
Basshunter, Within Temptation, Nightwish, Evanescence, Nightcore, Meg&Dia, Three Doors Down, Three Days Grace, DHT, Drowning Pool (Let the bodies hit the floor!!), Fiona Apple, Paramore, Danny Elfman's stuff, Rihanna, Groove Coverage, AFI, t.A.T.u., Kerli, Laava, Madonna, Cascada, Britney Spears, The Rasmus, Shakira, Cobra Starship, Linkin Park, Weird Al, ATC
Animes/TV shows/Movies I like!~
Mythbusters, Phineas & Ferb, Spongebob Squarepants, Rent, Moulin Rouge, Pippin, James Bond (all of them!), Indiana Jones (all of them), Star Trek (new one. haven't seen the others yet)
Celebrities I want to meet!~
Taylor Lautner, Rachelle Lefevre, Cam Gigandet, Elizabeth Reaser, Ashley Greene, Jackson Rathbone, Peter Facinelli, Nikki Reed, Kellan Lutz, Gary Oldman, Gerard Butler (the Butler did it! XD), Rosario Dawson, Harrison Ford, Ewan McGregor, Nicole Kidman, Pierce Brosnan, Sean Connery, Patrick Swayze (we'll miss you D': ), Zachary Quinto, Anne Hathaway, Julie Andrews, Dwayne Johnson, Viggo Mortenson, Johnny Depp, Helena Barham Carter, Tim Burton, Danny Elfman, Jason Issacs, Bill Engvall, David Bowie
(imma add more when i can >
Books I think are awesome!!~
twilight series, Blood and Chocolate, Harry Potter (5th sucked tho), Lord of the Rings, Edward Gorey stuff, Nancy Drew (yes, ALL of them), Hardy Boys (all again), Nightworld, Hitchhiker's Guide To the GalaxyThe Last Apprentice series
Copy and Pasted Things!!~
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
Whoever said "Nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.
If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
\if you think some people must be on suger highs when they write their stories copy and paste this into your profile.
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off
Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
Music is love in search of word.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Damn, that was fun!'
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry. Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way
My heart is not a playground.
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it
I hate it when people say:
"When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice.
"It's always in the last place you look" Well duh, who keeps looking after they found it.
"Life is short" What? Name one thing you do that is longer than life.
"Don't you wish you could have your cake and eat it too?" What is the point of having a cake if you can't eat it?
"Lol(all the time)" If you laugh out loud that much, then you have issues.
Hehe funny labels(these are real labels):
Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop"
Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."
Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets"
Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances"
Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children."
Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping."
Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness" One would hope.
Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark"
Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." Are you sure? Lets experiment.
RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe."
Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain."
Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping" But thats the only time I have to work on my hair!
On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regular soap" And that would be how?
Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving suggestion: Defrost" But it's just a suggestion.
Tesco's dessert (printed on bottom of the box)-"Do not turn upside down" Too late! you lose!
Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Warning: product may be hot after heating." Wow, I would have never guessed!
Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?
Boots childrens cough medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinary." We could do alot to reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year old off those fork lifts.
Korean kicthen knife: "Keep out of children." Hmm...I think something got lost in translation (then again, maybe not...).
Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only." As opposed to outer space.
Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." Now I'm curious.
Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts." But no peas?
American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts." Someone got paid big bucks to write this one...
Swidish chainsaw:"Do not attept to stop chainsaw with hands." Raise your hand if you've tried this.
I really hate stereotypes...
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
Copy and paste these onto your profile if you hate stereotypes too and would like to break all of them.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK When I'm sick I'm BLACK When I go in the sun I'm BLACK When I'm cold I'm BLACK When I die I'll be BLACK But you sir, When you're born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE When you're sick, you're GREEN When you go in the sun you turn RED When you're cold you turn BLUE And when you die you'll turn PURPLE And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
If you have a completely and utterly out of your mind boring life and think something more should be happening copy and paste this onto your profile. (ME!! NOT that i am glad about that AT ALL!)
AV is Addicted to Vampires
WTBV is Wishful Thinking of Being a Vampire
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder (incurable patient right here!!)
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
If you have ever ran into a door or a glass wall copy and paste this onto your profile (haha, funny story)
If you've ever walked through an open door thinking it was closed, copy and paste this onto your profile. (don't even think of asking why or how or asking anything at all)
If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile. (usually the one's i hate or when the good guys are being stupid and clueless)
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. (weird sensation but fun except when it happens while you're in the classroom at school and you CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!!)
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (i'm nuts like that.)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (guilty)
If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile. (we rock girl!)
If you are like Bella, copy and paste this onto your profile. clumsyness and all people! (Yes i am caught red-handed!! Get over it! Dang we even have the same type of hair! i just have blue-grey eyes that change with the weather instead of chocolate brown ones...)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" (or just say "I know! Join the club of freaky-ness. Where we all act like freaks!"), copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, Insane Winged Girl, UPDRAFTGIRL37,wingedvampiregrl, Sarra Elizabeth, Vivian_Vampire_Music_Lover
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. (I am weird and proud of it!)
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (don't ask)
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (I do both, though right now it's mainly reading!)
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (I've stayed up 'til 5...i think...can't remember, I was kinda tired)
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (ME!!)
If you've ever started sobbing for no reason copy this to your profile. (the one disadvantage of many about being part of the emotional gender)
95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile. (ME!!)
If you have ever stayed up ALL NIGHT and skipped school/college/work just so you could finish a really good book, copy this to your profile.
If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. (Rain rocks!!)
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought (Totally!! I saw this and thought OMG that is so true!!)