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Joined 11-03-09, id: 2135218, Profile Updated: 01-02-14
Author has written 31 stories for Naruto, Death Note, and Harry Potter.

Name: Loves-Chihuahuas

Hello,

This fanfiction account and these stories were made and used solely for my own entertainment, not to show any sort of writing skill nor to prove any sort of point. I don't, and have never, particularly enjoyed writing outside of the academic sphere. Looking back at most of these fanfictions I made, I cringe at them either for the lacking of writing ability or some other missing element to a decent story. Now that I no longer gain any sort of amusement from writing these fanfictions, I have no use for them. If anyone would like to continue any of my unfinished stories, please contact me(please get permission from me first before using any of my so-called 'work'). I will most likely not update any of my stories, nor write any more. If I ever want to write fanfiction again, I will probably just make a new account. I will not, however, delete this account.

If you happen to just be perusing my account for a story to read, I again reiterate my lack of writing skill, but will point you to the few stories I am not embarrassed of:

Dainty Devil

Bad Habit

Things Never to be Mentioned

Passing Moments

Popsicle Sticks

PBJ

maybe Screwdriver

and maybe An Unfortunate Happening

- L.C.

1/2/2014 update: This account is still inactive, but I finally decided to provide a link to my new account. I'm hoping to put a couple more stories on there soon, including a Death Note one. https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3493526/LCsquee

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Simple Tactics by KittyMayhem reviews
Goku knew what he was. He ignored it, because it was simpler that way...until Vegeta's smell kindly reminds him. A third Class Saiyan dominating a prince? Stranger things have happened. It might make the prince a little mental though. G/V warnings inside
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,066 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Goku, Vegeta
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 160,997 - Reviews: 3672 - Favs: 3,854 - Follows: 4,653 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 200,221 - Reviews: 5032 - Favs: 4,579 - Follows: 6,544 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Unbuttoned by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Harry doesn't know exactly what's happening, but something isn't right between him and Professor Lupin, and he's determined to find out why. Will Snape be able to help? Abuse, implied non-con, AU, HP&PA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,797 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Miniature Murcielago by BlumberBerry reviews
Ulquiorra and Grimmjow have shrunk to a miniature size of their former selves, caused by feelings of love. To break the curse and go back to normal, the one they have feelings for must love them in return. Ulquiorra x Orihime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,739 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Darkest Blue by Katrinea reviews
The rescue of Orihime has failed, and Ichigo finds himself entirely at Aizen's mercy... Or lack thereof. Will Urahara be able to save him in time? Warning: contains explicit content, swearing, angst, dark themes and NC/abuse in later chapters. UraIchi, AizenIchi, GrimmHichigo.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,462 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara, S. Aizen, Grimmjow J.
The Adventure of the Civil Partnership by Rairakku1234 reviews
Sherlock and John are hunting a kidnapper who has been taking newlywed couples across the Greater London Area and Sherlock has the perfect way to flush him out. Warning: Pre-Slash/Slash of S/J. Now Series 2 Compliant. WIP Slow Updates
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,433 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Naruto and the Deathly Hallows by Reidluver reviews
SEQUEL to NGoF. Voldemort tightens his grip on the world and three wizards set out on a secret quest. Unable to stop them, the Order employs the help of three familiar shinobi, who soon realize they are in for more than they bargained for.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,123 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Entry 23784327473467838 by eris86 reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2005
The Seduction of John S Willoughby by tepid sponge bath reviews
To stop a blackmailer, Sherlock Holmes decides to enter unfamiliar territory. But not before practicing on John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,541 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Running to the Enemy's Arms by deadlydaisy8o8 reviews
He can't trust his friends, His parents are officially ghost Nazi's, and his life has pretty much fallen to pieces within the last twelve hours. However there is one person who might be able to pick up the pieces, if Danny would only let him. T4sfty
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 370,488 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Experiment 2753 by nardy reviews
Sherlock wants to experiment. John doesn't agree. Lestrade is there. Sherlock/Lestrade turning into John/Lestrade and maybe Sherlock/John/Lestrade In ACD Canon, Lestrade is only known as G lestrade, Gabriel is my choice and Greg is Mark Gatiss's. Thank
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,176 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 10/4/2010 - [DI Lestrade, John W.] Sherlock H.
Adventure Time with Marshall and Gumball by Stelera Kinsman reviews
The Ice Queen is always predatoring on dudes. When Fionna falls ill and the snowy sorceress takes the opportunity to swoop on Prince Gumball, Fionna asks Marshall Lee to rescue the prince in her stead. BxB Yaoi rated M for later chapters and BAD PUNS!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,993 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
A Note of Panic by nachalainne reviews
Lestrade decides it's time to knock some sense into Sherlock, who's refusing to eat or sleep while he's on a case.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Hidden by mystery writer5775 reviews
When Aizen targets Ichigo's power he's forced to hide. Question is, what better hiding place is there than Hogwarts? Unfortunately it's not going to be easy as he deals with an old hag of a teacher, troublesome twins, and Aizen. During book five,
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,367 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Ichigo K.
Remember by iliveatlast reviews
When he finds out that Lockhart's specialty is memory charms, he feels sick, even though he's not sure why. Snape tries to find out. Warning: sexual abuse of a child.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,938 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Second Chances by Mara Rome reviews
A mentor fic: When Snape discovers Harry is abused by the Dursley's, he is forced to teach Harry for the summer after the tri-wizard tournament. Will they eventually find the family they never had? No slash and Harry will never be Snape's biological son.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 226,813 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 2,297 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Slave Child by Kristen Hudson reviews
A duel with Draco leads to drastic and permanent consequences for both Harry and Severus. AU from the end of OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 79 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 3880 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Between the Brushstrokes by ricebol reviews
The future: A human clockwork machine stripped of its spirit, unexpected puppetstrings, hidden resistance, a dissociated and buried brilliance at the helm, two displaced vigilantes and, apparently, there are still Waffle Houses. D/R. Complete.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Twentyone days by evil minded reviews
AU / Death Eaters besiege Hogwarts. A spell from Dumbledore is going astray. A cauldron explodes during potions class. And the old castle enfolds its own magic. Can some students survive the next twenty-one days? How will they deal with everything thrown their way due to "the tragedy of Hogwarts" as reporters call it? Accompany them on their struggle to stay alive ... thanks ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 210,264 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dizzy Insanity by Ratt9 reviews
Prompt: "Pick someone up and spin them until you're both too dizzy to stand, and laugh from it." What the hell is Matsuda doing to Light? L and Misa can only wonder. Drabble.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Light Y., Matsuda T. - Complete
Adopting and Adapting by Namwen20 reviews
A female Raito Yagami's family adopts Beyond Birthday a few years after her sister Sayu dies as an infant. But what happens when the orphan's previous 'owner' wants him back? In the end, who'll Beyond be with? The family he's come to love, or his 'owner?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,087 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Light Y., BB - Complete
Speechless by Sjezza reviews
Light became mute after an accident with criminals on his 15th birthday. While it opened his eyes, Shiro is out for revenge. The strange shivers concerning those heart attacks aren't helping either. Not to forget: what about Kira and L! Re updated!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 158,200 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Light Y., L
Pains and Contradictions by atypicalsnowman reviews
SS/HP. Slash. When Harry begins to break under the pressures of death and prophesy, help arrives from an unlikely quarter: Snape. Despite their own doubts, manipulations from all sides and hapless interventions combine to bring their two souls together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 312,846 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Rules of Fair Play Do Not Apply by The Wall Had It Coming reviews
After the 1st hostage in TGG, Sherlock called Jim, figured out who he was, and now Jim comes to harass the consulting detective at 221B when they're both bored. Jim decideds that John is fairly interesting. Sherlock takes offense. Competition ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty
Canasta by koneko zero reviews
Canasta. A card game of intelligence and skill, requiring a faultless poker face. So why, in the name of all that's sane, is Light on the sidelines whilst Matsuda enters the final hand?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Light Y., Matsuda T. - Complete
Double Entendre by Liebestraum reviews
Matsuda has long suspected L and Light are more intimate than meets the eye. Now, Matsuda finally has conclusive evidence to back up his theory...or does he? Aizawa and Matsuda are on a mission. Oneshot - L/Light
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Gratitude by VermilionGoddess reviews
Ichigo finds himself losing his hold over himself at an inconvenient time and in his panic wonders what there is left to do. He doesn't anticipate being saved by unlikely means but when he thinks about it later he finds that he is glad it was Urahara.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,435 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara
Fever Dreams by Sashocirrione reviews
When L goes into a complete panic about the idea he might perish, it unleashes a chain of events for L including an intimate encounter, illness and then memory loss. And then Kira is forced to come up with a non-lethal new scheme to neutralize L and save himself.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 179,737 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Death Note Crack by x-Munch-x reviews
Title says it all! Crack, randomness, hilarity, and stuff that makes no sense whatsoever! :D Rated T for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Light Y., L
IA Insomniacs Anonymous by FearandMalice reviews
Watari really thinks L needs more sleep. So he intervenes.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - L
The Art of Drowning by Quiet reviews
Drowning properly was an art, one that Light had long perfected after the murder of his friend and finding the Death Note, but a chance moment leaves Light struggling to breath as he stumbles his way through a decade long conspiracy. And then there's L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,567 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - L, Light Y.
Apparition by xxagent182xx reviews
ap·pa·ri·tion - a supernatural appearance of a person or thing, a ghost; a specter or phantom. Spoilers for Another Note. Rated for gore, disturbing imagery, violence, and Beyond Birthday.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,325 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - L, Light Y.
Those Shrouded in Dim Light by Queen of the Castle reviews
AU. Harry didn't understand the world outside his cupboard and his relatives. When he was finally let out of his dark prison, he sought the closest thing to their indifferent cruelty he could find. Harry/Snape slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,181 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Light Follows After by frozenpixie reviews
Higuchi dies, and Light doesn't regain his memories. Case closed, L offers to take Light along to investigate with him on a new case. AU after Anime episode 24. L/Light fluff within, and fun cameos from the Wammy's House crew. SEQUEL UP.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,598 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Much Ado About Somethings by Holli-chan reviews
There are just those special, rediculous moments we remember together: we cherish them, nobody else cares to hear them, and yet we tell them anyway, just to please ourselves and annoy the dear listener. Random Death Note drabbles of all veriety.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 60,700 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010
12 sides of L by Viciada desde 2005 reviews
After a freak accident, the team and Raito find themselves in a place no human should ever have been before. In the mind of the greatest detective, L. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,879 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - L, Light Y.
Ice and Lion by Candied sweets xD reviews
Hitsugaya and Matsumoto are sent on a mission to investigate some 'strange' human activity in Hogwarts. Forced to masquerade as a second year and a teacher, they meet Harry and his gang together, try to get behind the muggle attacking monster.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,690 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - T. Hitsugaya
Horror movies by music controls me reviews
What does L do instead of sleep? Watch horror movies! What scares the crap out of Light? Horror movies! Super funny- I hope! No slash. Will likely be continued. Rated T to be safe, and for future chapters.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - L, Light Y.
Adaptation by Silver Pard reviews
Even Light’s plans don’t take spontaneously changing gender into account. Fortunately, he can adapt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Face in the Mirror by Vexic929 reviews
Mirror, mirror looking back, tell me why your heart is black... Light Yagami has no conscious memories of being Kira but the Kira side of him won't let him forget for long...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Light Y.
Fever by Min Daae reviews
Light never gets sick. Ever. Except when he does. Definite tones of H/Cish and pathetiLight. Set sometime during the Yotsuba Arc.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Light Y., L
Adversus Adverto by Nimrod The Writer reviews
Vlad is not an irrational man. He makes plans and he follows those plans. Unless of course, Danny Fenton is involved. Then everything is tossed into the air and outcomes never thought possible are suddenly made possible. Then follow the consequences. DxV
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,807 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Danny F., Vlad M.
A Geniuses Guide to Germany by Inuyasha4eva reviews
A single cell-phone call concerning L's other "friend" spurs a life-changing trip that Light's being dragged into. Light is ill-prepared for what lays ahead. It isn't helping that L refuses to say where they are going. LXLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,413 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 7/10/2008 - L, Light Y.
A Tale of the Yagami Household by Royal Puppet Master reviews
She had more than a hand missing. All of her little limbs were chopped off. Lying wherever they pleased on the ground. Her eyes gouged out and her tongue almost completely out of her mouth. The blood staining her once white teeth red. Canibalism.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,615 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Going to Marrakesh by Edmondia Dantes Redux reviews
It's not right and it's not nice to try to kill the same thing twice. A divergence fiction.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,322 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Get Rid of it by Handcuffs-and-Notebooks reviews
Two genii are handcuffed together. But if they're so smart, why can't they realise they love each other already! Oh, it's probably because of the one too many complications. Will they ever figure out how the other feels? LxLight Cursing and future lemon.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - L, Light Y.
Sleep Aid by Infinity Complex reviews
Exhausted and overworked, Raito has come up with several plans to get sleep. And NO ONE will deny him by the time they see the example he made of L…
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Bad Apple by fullmoonpills reviews
Snape has mistakenly apparated to Japan. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE. Who is this strange muggle boy with the monster hovering over his shoulder? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE! What has our favourite professor got himslf into now, huh?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Severus S.
A Matter of Time by warmsugar reviews
Haruhi's plans to spend a peaceful weekend without the troublesome Host Club are swiftly going awry, until she meets an unexpected and unlikely savior...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,767 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
AizawaxLight Just Doesn't Work by The iPod Addict reviews
A dare by Loves-Chihuahuas. Obviously, Light belongs to L and L ALONE. Why, you ask? Read to find out. But don't say you weren't warned. Warning: You may want to burn your computer after reading this crack pairing. AizawaxLight Implied IdexMatsuda
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Aizawa S., Light Y. - Complete
Cookies by L's Doppelganger reviews
Just read it, please. I fail at summaries. Rated T to be safe.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Gumball Machine by music controls me reviews
When L has Watari install a gumball machine at HQ, there are some problems. No slash, really random, really funny, and written for Loves-Chihuahuas's "I dare you to be a better author" challenge. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/18/2010 - L - Complete
Vox Dei by The.Dust.Of.Jack reviews
Matsuda Touta tells the world the truth about Light Yagami, L and Kira. Warnings - true name spoilers, very very serious plot spoilers, not AU actually, haha, and shameless stealing the style of House of Leaves.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,883 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Light Y., L
arrest you if I had handcuffs by aimless ghost reviews
L assists Light in the development of an eating disorder and now hopes to guide him on a journey to recovery. Warnings: Anorexia, LxLight, Yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,909 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Light Y., L
Death Note: A Divine Comedy by SyberiaWinx reviews
After death, Light finds himself in Mu, which is not what everyone thinks. He and the others who died must atone by acting for the amusement of the gods. Their scripts? Fanfiction.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 6/13/2008
Between the Black and White by Serria reviews
When L captures Light, he finds himself unwilling to relinquish his kindred spirit to the police, and instead has other plans to make Kira atone for his crimes. But the saga of Shinigami, genius intellect and old memories - BB - has only just begun.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,652 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/3/2007 - L, Light Y.
Awkward by dramaq reviews
The awkward occurances of Light preparing for bed on his first night handcuffed to L. Thankyou to my friend, Sami, for the idea!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Light Y., L
All for the Better Or Maybe Not by mailroomy reviews
Part of the snape100 challenge: Snape de-aged. "He hated growing up the first time. Then again, he's much smarter this time around." Individual headers and warnings in each chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 18,643 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Severus S., Remus L.
A Genius by The iPod Addict reviews
Light's smart, we all know that. But when he makes a big mistake, will he be smart enough to fix it? Two short Drabbles. Rated T: Mild language
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
The World's Shortest Vacation by Spicey the Great reviews
L gives the task force a short break. Except for him and Light, of course. And that doesn't sit too well with Light. He decides he's getting a vacation whether L likes it or not, and 3 days of fighting, embarrassing situations and awkward flirting ensue.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Fatty Boomsticks by Pezarin reviews
L makes an observation. Light doesn't agree.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
It's all Fun and Games Until Kira Shows Up by ryuzaki-will-live-on reviews
takes place after Light has lost memory of DN. Matsuda suggests an innocent game to ease the tension of the Kira investigation,what will come of his crazy idea? rated Teen for some stuff that might happen in later chapters, just in case. better inside
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,534 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
Light's Stupidy by ScarlettsFuneral reviews
First Fanfic! What happens to the task force and Light when L gets a fake mustache? Find out! Chaos ensues! R&R please!
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Ghost of Absolution by Quiet reviews
Light died and went to Mu. So why is he waking up next to L? Light must find a way to right the wrongs of his past before it becomes his future - again. Problem is, he may not be the only one who remembers what's to happen. Eventual LxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/28/2010 - L, Light Y.
Friends? by Black-Dranzer-1119 reviews
Light... is the first friend I have ever had.' Such a small sentence can hold a lot meaning and Light is about to discover he is willing to do anything to make those words true. Eventual LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,414 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - L, Light Y.
Sugar Cubes by InvisibleNinjaWizard reviews
A one-shot wherein Light pulls an awesome prank on L. Geniuses do the funniest things, don't they?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
late night shift by dellychan reviews
this contains BL boy love . please don't read if you don't like o///o ---l and light work a late night on the kira investigation, and light starts to realize his feelings for the detective, who really doesn't understand what's going on XD
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Loose Ends by Near the Sheep reviews
New character, new Kira, new killer. Will Light ever stop trying to kill L? Will L ever learn to tie his shoes? Will I ever answer these questions? No, probably not.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Light Y., L
Can we say disturbed? by x-Lazart-x reviews
short parody. What happens when Light finds himself turned into... a pig!
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Three Days by Araven14 reviews
Light is given three days in which to find a reason to remain alive. If, at the end of three days, he has failed to do so, he will die. Sometimes, it is possible to look too hard and not see what's in front of you. L/Light slash.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,567 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Judas by HugAZombie reviews
L is by no means an idiot.' One Shot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/30/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Laments of a Lawliet by A.D. Williams reviews
L doesn't know quite why Roger has kicked a young Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near out of Wammy's, but that's the least of his concerns right now. Fact of the matter is, now they have to stay with him...and the rest of the task force. Tylenol, L?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,283 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - L, BB - Complete
Confessions of a Shadow King by Mandy the StoryWeaver reviews
3rd of its kind! Kyoya admits to having connections to the Kira case, but he himself might be a suspect! He also tells them of a cousin whom he thinks is evil: Light Yagami. Haruhi admires Light's smarts, but the twins and Tamaki become jealous.Justread!
Crossover - Death Note & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,930 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Light Y., Haruhi F.
Forced Confessions by Scorpia710 reviews
A midnight escapade does not go as planned when Harry finds himself injured, locked in Snape’s storage room and worst of all, doused in Veritaserum. And this is all before Snape finds him. Entrant in the Potions and Snitches 2009 Prompt Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Riddikulus Potter by Lady Ajissa Kari reviews
During the the opening of third year, Harry Potter and Severus Snape find their assumptions challenged and their fears tested. Warnings for abuse, OOC due to Harry and Severus's shifting paradymes, and AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,609 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dark Lords just want to have fun by tabunsutekidane reviews
Voldemort is bored. He wants to have fun. He goes out to find new means to torture his followers. Crack!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
An Assortment of Confusing Emotions by flying-mint-bunny reviews
Light Yagami appears to having feelings for the world renowned detective, L. Although they are currently working alongside each other, L and Light are actually both enemies. Due to this fact, Light struggles with his feelings for L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/1/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
What Happens on those Rainy Days by DeludedYoungFreak reviews
What really happened when Light and L were frolicking on the roof just moments before L's death? Well this is one version of what happened! Has a few swears in it, some laughs, well I thought they were funny... :D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Sound of Silence by Quiet reviews
When Light is violated in the worst possible way, he spirals into depression. He doesn't want to kill L anymore. He doesn't even care enough to be Kira, but when the Death Note goes missing, Light's the main suspect, and L's too close for comfort. LxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,943 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Light Y., L
Turn of the 8th Day by Armagnac reviews
L knew there was a 2nd Death Note. Higuchi died & L set a plan in motion, watching Misa, finding a way to meet Ryuk, trying to defeat Kira. Slight AU/AR; rated T for language and nudity; peripheral pairings; spoilers through end of series.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 139,893 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - L, Ryuk - Complete
Ransom by Anime-Sweetie07 reviews
A group of highly trained criminals have just kidnapped one of the detectives working on the Kira case. L will be put to a new test as the criminals ask for Kira himself in exchange for the detectives' safe return.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,967 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Child's Reality by sTk reviews
L and Batman meet up! But all is not what it seems.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/19/2009 - L, Watari - Complete
Asylum by bahari reviews
Upon recovering his memories of Kira, Raito has a terrible choice to make. What he does choose throws him into a realm of insanity and suddenly it's the God of the New World that needs the rescuing--and L is the only one who can help. LxRaito REPOSTED
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,963 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Naughty by Sashocirrione reviews
What really happened when Light and Matsuda left the investigation team alone? L's doctor has told Watari that he must get L to do certain things, by any means necessary. Watari takes the doctor's orders very seriously. Fluffy weirdness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - L, Watari - Complete
The Far Side of the Moon by infiniteviking reviews
Then he saw his son stretched out in a smoking crater, and time stopped. Angsty oneshot concerning Isshin, Zangetsu, and the philosophy of sacrifice.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Isshin K., Zangetsu - Complete
Remembering Me by Trucklesinthetree reviews
During his retrieval of the stone and encounter with Voldemort Harry is knocked unconscious. Upon waking he has no memory of who he is or any magical ability. Snape begrudgingly takes on the role of guiding his memory...see first chapter for longer summar
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 204,456 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Halloween is for Masks by FugueState reviews
."There were four of them - half-reverent, half-terrified, but following right behind him like so many ducklings..."
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
The sugar famine by MRegent.2 and Pangie reviews
L's blood sugar is off the charts so has to abstain from it the next few weeks. Unfortunately he's not doing it willingly, sadly for him Light and the Task force have other ideas. Will L get his sugary goodness? Will he even survive a month without sugar
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,182 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Until it Sleeps by Tranquilized-Night reviews
AU: When the seal broke, Naruto expected to be consumed by the Kyuubi, but what if the power Itachi had given Naruto ensured his safety and survival? The eighteen-year-old woke up six years in the past with a twist. KakaNaru -Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,942 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Human Whose Name Is Written In This Fanfiction by Gen Duruk reviews
Tired of reading the same old terrible fanfiction? Want a good laugh? Want to improve your writing? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this fic is for you! If you answered no to all of them this fic is still for you! Reviews or flames welcome.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - L, Ukita H. - Complete
Warmth of Your Heart by Saros reviews
Light's first steps on the way to Kira's New World are proving to be difficult. Because Kira may be a god, but Light Yagami... so far, he's still a human. :: Light's POV, twisted canon. Disclaimer inside.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Light Y., Raye P. - Complete
Sick little Shinigami by Flowing Tears reviews
Death Gods can get sick too you know?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y.
Someone To Run To by aadarshinah reviews
To keep Sirius from dying, Harry will do anything, even if she doesn't know she's doing it. NON-OoC Girl!Harry/SS, cannon thru GoF, with a dash of sarcasm, spring cleaning, and mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 277,486 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Taboo by Yoru K-Chan reviews
Light and L are chained together at this part in the investigation, L is trying to discover and understand Light's past while Light is doing his upmost best to stop anyone from finding out... Contains some violence,sexual references and hinted shonnen-ai.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,682 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - L, Light Y.
Don't Tick Off The Shark! by Jinzouningen reviews
Kisame proves that he's more then capable of taking care of a certain weasel. This is a discipline fic, and I'm now comfortable with writing it. Contains spanking. Don't like? Don't touch. Thx and have a nice day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,582 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Crushing On Hime by Roxius reviews
Aizen decides to address the concern that all 10 Espada have fallen in love with Inoue Orihime, but things immediately get out of hand. One-sided EspadaHime. Please R & R! FINAL CHAPTER UP.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - S. Aizen, Orihime I. - Complete
Risks and consequences by Splat Danger reviews
Matsuda thinks that he made the right desicion when he took his life into risk to help with the case. So what is L trying to scold him for?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Matsuda T., L - Complete
L x Light by LexieLawliet reviews
L comes up with the perfect idea to seduce Light into admitting he's Kira, but what will the out come be?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Light Y., L
Parental Guidance by Edmondia Dantes Redux reviews
Soichiro Yagami has a Very Important Conversation with his son. Crackfic.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Soichiro Y., Light Y. - Complete
Naruto and the Goblet of Fire by Reidluver reviews
Unwillingly brought into a strange world, trying to hide your secrets, being there during a tournament that hasn't been held in over a century, and oh, having the most powerful wizard seeking you for your power. Simple? I think not.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,836 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Bodies In Beds by Veterization reviews
WARNING: Slash, slightly disturbing Oneshot Post-L's death Light/L Ever wondered what happened to L's body after he died? Light takes care of it. Matsuda watches it all.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,888 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Not So Broken Anymore by readersdigest reviews
Sweet moment btw Kakashi x Naruto. Not yaoi. parental! Kakashi. Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Christmas Lecture, 2008 by The.Dust.Of.Jack reviews
L tells Light his opinions of the season. No pairing.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Splish Splash by Edmondia Dantes Redux reviews
A ficlet that's just as ludicrous as the title implies.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Pocketful of Posey by Edmondia Dantes Redux reviews
Ashes, ashes, we all fall down. Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Smooth Sailing by Edmondia Dantes Redux reviews
Getting used to those handcuffs can't have been easy.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Crucio by peacefulcacophony reviews
When Umbridge subjects Harry to the Cruciatus, Snape intervenes, veering not only his own life off its intended course, but Harry's and Sirius' as well. First story in the Unforgivables trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,946 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Coffee Break by Tierfal reviews
Light needs coffee, damn it.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Frozen Christmas by Nimrod The Writer reviews
Sixteen year old Danny is having trouble dealing with Christmas and a new set of ice powers this season. So when Vlad Masters is invited to the family Christmas party, things don't go quite as Danny thought they would. Yaoi
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,526 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by Stalker of Stories reviews
Kakashi is a liar. Most shinobi are. However, most shinobi aren't secretly kunoichi either. Fem!Kakashi Gai/Kakashi fluffy one-shot "Gai, you just groped me. I'm going to go take a shower and try to scrub my brain clean."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Water Wings by ohmyjeebus reviews
HERE LET ME ROT YOUR TEETH WITH FLUFF HONHONHON no but really. Light teaches L to swim. Yeah. ;3;
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
There and Back Again by AmoChan8878 reviews
Things begin and end in the same place. Sometimes, what someone tells you has little meaning until you hear it again years later. Spoilers for L's name and for Another Note
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,201 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Adventures of Tim Yagami by Artemis Day reviews
Light's mentally unbalanced cousin Tim Yagami comes to visit the Task Force Headquarters one day. Chaos ensues.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Light Y., L, Misa A., OC - Complete
Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2720 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Kiss and Make Up by crematosis reviews
L and Light get into a fight about L's health. Naturally, Matsuda wants them to stop fighting and be friends again. He just didn't expect such unconvential ways of apologizing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Kira Taskforce Miniseries by K. Thomas Fenwick reviews
This is what happens when the Kira Taskforce is alone. It is not always pretty or nice, and people aren't who they seem... By the way, the website that our good Mogi is 'visiting' is called best porno ever dot com. PLEASE WRITE A REVIEW!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Mogi K., Light Y.
Mini Love Notes by KivaEmber reviews
AU. “I know you need to do this to patch things up guys, but could you leave your post its somewhere else? I can’t find the handle to the mini fridge door anymore.” --- Matsuda. LxRaitoxL cuteness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/28/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Push Me by Hippo-chan reviews
Unrequited was what someone would use to describe Light's feelings. So he makes sure to push Play, Stop, Rewind every now and then. Angst. Suicide. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Birthday Dare by ViDez reviews
In my pants. - Rated for innuendo. XD Happy b-day, L! Decided to submit it early.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2008 - L - Complete
Shortcakes by KivaEmber reviews
Fluffy oneshot series. 7th Shortcake: Sleep: L had always seemed oddly awkward when ‘sleeping’. LxRaitoxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,601 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - L, Light Y.
As It Seems by Borath reviews
After Chichi's death, Goku finds comfort in brutal sparring with Vegeta. One night it escalates into something more, leaving them to pick up the pieces and deal with a fallout neither of them could have expected. Mpreg.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,106 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
Everybody Loves Goku! by The Behemoth reviews
After a series of bizarre circumstances, Goku and Vegeta find themselves living together. Goku wants to be best of buds, and Vegeta…doesn't. Ghosts, love, and awkwardness galore! Goku/Vegeta yaoi. I FINISHED IT! And now...there's a sequel! :3
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,062 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Naruto a dentist's worst nightmare by star-princess14 reviews
naruto has to go to the dentist, for the first time and has a cavity....oh boy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Love Bite by Akito Souma reviews
Sometimes life hands you humiliation. Other times, an opportunity...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Vegeta, Zarbon - Complete
Wonderweiss Big Day by Moonlight Ace reviews
Tousen tries to teach Wonderweiss some new words, but ends up learning them from a new friend. Slight naruto crossover
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Wonderweiss M., Tousen K. - Complete
I Kissed a Guy by Synonymous Brian reviews
In which Raito confesses his doings with L to the Task Force through a modified pop song. Parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry. CRACK. MAJOR OOCNESS. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Juvenile Calamity by Serria reviews
When Watari sends 14 year old L to Japan to practice his Japanese language comprehension, L never anticipated that he would somehow be stuck babysitting two devil children: Light and Sayu Yagami.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/13/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Coffee Stains by xx - - - - - mistarr f u z z reviews
A strangled sob escaped Light’s lips, as he brutally grabbed the pillow under his head and flung it at the space where L should have been sitting. Slightly LxLight, Light's thoughts after Ryuzaki's death. Oneshot. Rated for light language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Potions Professor by Kristen Hudson reviews
HBP Alternative Universe. Harry acquires a surprising new ally as he struggles to overcome his grief and accept the burden of the Prophecy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,017 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Sleep Observations by NekoRyu-chan reviews
After Light falls asleep, L listens in on the extremely weird dream that Light has...LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/3/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Friend Indeed by AmoChan8878 reviews
You know, when you think about it...it probably REALLY sucks being chained to L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Typical Day by breezeofcherryblossoms reviews
Tea? Cupcakes? Crashing computers? Smushed monitors? A letter from Misa? ... Oh... its just a typical day in L's investigative agency....
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
BRAP by AmoChan8878 reviews
A short story born of a strange conversation. Light commits a social faux pax and L teaches him what it means to be a man.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Exile by Amarielah reviews
Light encounters an enigmatic stranger who claims to know him, much to Ryuk's amusement. There is more to Kira than even he realizes. Well, until he finally dies. Crossover with Yu Yu Hakusho.
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Koenma, Light Y. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13399 - Favs: 7,243 - Follows: 6,055 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Fight by demonrubberducky reviews
LxRaito Matsuda witnesses a fight between L and Raito. Matsuda witnesses something else between them as well.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Daddy Penalty Swats by Croup reviews
Ichigo finally loses a fight to his father. What's the penalty for losing? An embarrassing bare-bottom spanking, just like when he was a kid. Warnings for language, nudity, and sexuality. Mention of one-sided IchigoChad.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Ichigo K., Isshin K. - Complete
Reading the Signs by goldencompass reviews
Harry is hurt and loses his voice. Will Snape help him find it? Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,699 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Showers by baka coconut reviews
Awkward moments. Hilarity. L/Light if you squint.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - L, Light Y.
12 Moves Sideways by Silver Pard reviews
Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
Another Teen Pregnancy by greypenink reviews
Warning: LxRaito. MPREG. Rated M for adult content, darkish themes, nudity, language and now includes death. The sole purpose of this story is to even the mpreg odds between L and Raito! Part 6 is an Author Note that'll be replace w/the real part 6 later
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 67,927 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - L, Light Y.
It Rains on the Living by Serria reviews
She had always thought herself blessed for the precious things that she had, and wondered what she had possibly done to deserve it. Or maybe she had yet to pay the price. It was raining on January 28th, and on that day, Sachiko Yagami lost everything.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Light Y., Soichiro Y. - Complete
Affection by 4ng3legg reviews
L begins to notice Matsuda. Can affection grow between a genius and a guy who is not so much a genius? LxMatsuda. Fluffy. My first Death Note fic. Please be nice. Reviews always appreciated. Sequel up.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - L, Matsuda T. - Complete
Mimicry by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. To utilize another person's skills of reasoning, one must create conditions in which such thought processes can occur, Light reasons. And that is how he found himself huddled in a chair, wearing L's clothing. No pairings. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Prima Facie by Serria reviews
Light's first night handcuffed to L, haunted by the repercussions of his imprisonment and false execution. A penalty for being prima facie, a punishment for being innocent.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,446 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Crayons by a puzzling conundrum reviews
As a child, Raito had... ambitions.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Light Y. - Complete
Burdens of a Late Night Job by Serria reviews
A four AM quarrel leads Ryuuzaki wondering if it is okay that his feelings and actions aren't always consistent, especially when it concerns the Kira suspect Light Yagami.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,145 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Sweet Mockery by JenKristo reviews
This is the story behind Near's L Puzzle. Pure cuteness between L and Near.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2007 - L, Near - Complete
Countermeasures 102 by infiniteviking reviews
Hatake Kakashi will never live this down. Oneshot, humor, peripherally related to Countermeasures 101.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Claustrophobia by Celebony reviews
Harry's childhood comes back to haunt him. A HarryWeasleys bonding fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,049 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P., Arthur W. - Complete
Shower Talk by molliepup1 reviews
Snippets of conversation between Light and Ryuzaaki in the shower. Fluff, slight LightL, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Naruto at Hogwarts by YonderB reviews
Naruto x Harry Potter xover. team 7, Kakashi, Tsunade and Jiraiya are taken to Hogwarts. team7 is to protect Harry and gather info. but lots of other things happen too! such as Kakashi's book being read to the class and more. rated for language & stuff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 32,535 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Harry P.
You Broke Him, You Fix Him by teacherbev reviews
After a brutal Occlumency lesson has disasterous consequences, Dumbledore insists that Snape fix Harry and take his place at the Dursleys. Rated for language and abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 178,620 - Reviews: 2394 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Unseen Champion by Celebony reviews
After the second task of the TriWizard Tournament, Harry feels as though no one would choose him as the one they'd miss the most, including his best friend. A HarryRon slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,371 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Getting to know Naruto by amy-louise11 reviews
a practise sparring match goes wrong against his teacher Kakashi. Naruto loses his memory from the day he graduated the academy onwards. as Naruto slowly regains his memories his friends and teachers learn things about the boy that they had never known...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,115 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Femininity by artemisgirl reviews
DN 'There's no way,' Raito said incredulously. 'You are NOT a girl.' 'I never claimed to be a girl,' L shrugged. 'Then again, I never claimed to be a guy, either.' RaitoL oneshot humor
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Fall of the Mighty by Neko-jin Rogue reviews
Goku realized he wasn’t winning. Instead of slowly wearing the prince down over time, Vegeta seemed to get stronger. More intent, fiercer. The older Saiyan wasn’t reacting to the battle as he always did. Goku couldn’t slow him down. Rated for adult
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 152,357 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/11/2005 - Published: 9/20/2002 - Vegeta, Goku
Lovely Boy by Keraha reviews
It is Light's birthday, but the words mean nothing to him. Spoiler chapter 37. LxLight. Disturbing imagery.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2005
A Typical Love Story by tatsumaki reviews
Naruto finds happiness in the arms of a teacher ... ? Parodies the KakaNaru pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
Deep Inside he Cried by moon-dragon3 reviews
Harry is abused by the Dursleys but won't tell anyone. Snape helps him. Finished! Please Read and Rate!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,127 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/22/2002 - Published: 10/14/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
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An Unfortunate Happening reviews
L, koala-humanoid or not, would find out why the girl was laughing maniacally as she danced, clutching the mysterious package in her brother's room... what did she know about her brother, the suspect that seemed too perfect? no slash
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Light Y., Sayu Y.
Innocence reviews
When one gives up the Death Note, they lose more than just their memories, though Ryuk neglected to mention this... for kicks. As vile as the notebook owner became while in possession, they shall become equally as innocent. Light murdered thousands...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,827 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Light Y.
Screwdriver reviews
L, a man who is practically righteousness embodied in this world, is not one to shy from bypassing smaller regulations of law when needed. It is, as they say, 'for the greater good.' Who is to say it is unjust, or unrealistic in this situation?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Bad Habit reviews
Light had observed many strange things since being chained to the world famous detective, L, better known to him as Ryuzaki, but this took the cake. No slash.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/9/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Brutality reviews
Words dropped like broken whiskey bottles and cigarette burns onto his unprepared son, spitting out his lines perfectly. Drawing the scene to a close, he pushed his parental title away and shoved the cold barrel of the gun against his firstborn's forehead
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Light Y., Soichiro Y.
ChChChChanging reviews
He blinked hard and removed his finger—the girl did the same. He waved a shaking hand—the girl did so as well. Though tired, completely disoriented and terrified, Harry knew how mirrors worked. Logical Gender Bender and consequences. No slash, no OOC. OO
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,042 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Harry P.
Dainty Devil reviews
He was literally untouchable—and perhaps it was that, above all else, that made others want to touch him, get close to him, see if he would even rise an eyebrow if made to bleed. And, oh, it was so, so tempting to knock oneself off their own pedestal.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Light Y., Aizawa S.
Of Water and Curse Words reviews
Ryuk meddled where he should not, and now anyone in the Kira investigation HQ is cursed! Cold water turns you into the opposite sex, warm turns you back. If you curse you de-age ten years, if you hear a curse, you age ten years. -On Hiatus-
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - L, Light Y.
Bathtime oO reviews
How exactly do Light and L go about getting clean when they are chained together? A whole host of scenarios, multi-chapter. No slash, but very embarrassing and at times awkward! Not lewd, just funny. Everyone plays a part. Please R&R
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,554 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - L, Light Y.
CALL TO ARMS reviews
We are recruiting those who love Death Note humor and all things DN funny: writers, readers, flamers, lend us your voices in this great call to arms! Be a soldier of Death Note Humor!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Complete
Things Never to be Mentioned reviews
...Of course he did not notice, seeing as he was staring down his computer screen while endeavoring to regulate his breathing between the bouts of pure, unadulterated PAIN.Good Lord, why did this have to happen now of all times! No Slash.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
PBJ reviews
Dear Lord, that's just...wrong on so, so many levels...
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Things Worse Than Coffee reviews
Matsuda refuses to be the coffee guy anymore, but there are things that need to be done that are much worse than coffee... Dear Lord, WHAT did they expect him to do? One shot. No pairings. Rated T. Beware the funny...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Matsuda T., L - Complete
A Misunderstanding of Intent reviews
Light is over-thinking things a bit when considering L's interactions with him... One-shot, crack.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Passing Moments reviews
Those tense moments…they didn’t always have to be so tense. Just a passing moment between two geniuses. Drabble. One shot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/23/2010 - L, Light Y.
A New Tactic reviews
Light has become too angsty and short-tempered, so the team, unbeknownst to him, have come up with a disciplinary system...involving water? O.O' A funny fic for the heck of it that took on a life of it's own '
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,574 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I DARE YOU to be a better author reviews
Yes, this is a 'dare' contest, with no prize except to better your creativity, to encourage more original DN stories. With a growing list of prompts/ideas inside at your disposal, will you accept the dare...? More fun than it sounds, everyone's welcome!:D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010
Youthful Advice reviews
Very Random, though not very OOC, which is frightening in and of itself. May scar you for life. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Gai M., Lee R. - Complete
Beware the SelfInsert! reviews
Self-Insert fics can ruin many a good writer...so, I thought I'd give it a go to see if I could make you laugh! w Yes, it's gonna be crap...XD One-shot, no pairings, thank the Lord.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - L - Complete
Matsuda Snaps reviews
When L goes too far in his assumptions of the Kira case, Matsuda finally, and hilariously, snaps. What is releaved in his snappage? And why does Mr. Yagami now want to kill L? Funny, written for no reason. Warning inside. Enjoy, and please R&R!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Matsuda T., L - Complete
Stuck in the Storm reviews
A large thunderstorm as the team stuck at HQ. What will they do to pass the time? Play games of course! Everyone plays a part, Misa in later chapters. Hilarious! Multi-chapter. Warning inside.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - L, Light Y.
uNEXPECTED reviews
In the chaos of L's death scene, something unexpected happens-- infact, many unexpected things happen. No slash. I know, not Humor, but give it a go, alright? Please R&R.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Light Y., Soichiro Y.
Popsicle Sticks reviews
Hm, let's just say that something very cute and funny happens between Light, L, and a popsicle stick. No slash, just funny. Rated T because I always rate it that for supposed safety .Please R&R!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - L, Light Y.
L's Dentist Issues reviews
L is in pain from some unkown object lodged in his mouth...Much screaming, two bloody mouths, and a good deal of laughing gas later, and the team is ready for a nervous breakdown. 2-shot. Rated T for fun and blood! Please R&R!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,478 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 11/26/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
L's Cartoon Inspiration reviews
L is drinking something...and it's not coffee. What could it be that it makes everyone gag, and how is it that only Matsuda knows what in the world L is talking about? Funny, cute. Two endings. Mostly L, Matsuda, and Light, though others participate. R&R!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2009 - L, Matsuda T. - Complete
Ryuk's Disciplinary Actions reviews
Ryuk gets fed up with Light- What does he do about it? Contains corporal punishment spanking , cats, kicking, and many other things and may cause reader to hemorrhage from their bellybutton from laughing too hard. You've been warned Multiple endings! R&R
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
L's Nose Bleed Solution reviews
After Light and L's epic fight, L finds that he has a nose bleed, which he creatively resolves in such a way as to give Light mental scars and Watari to give L a special talk… Rated T for mental scars. Please R&R
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Light's amusement park accidents reviews
L, Light, and Misa go to an amusement park. Some one pees their pants. Hilarity ensues. No slash, rated T for vomit and urine. R&R! Muhahahah!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
L's bright, blistered, painful, embarrassing plan reviews
Light comes to HQ and is... spanked? No slash, not perverted. Rated T for spanking. Everyone plays there part in this. FEAR L'S HAND OF DOOM AND STINGINESS!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
L's Fingernails reviews
Light goes to headquarters one day to find L typing...with bright yellow acrylic nails. Multiple alternate endings for fun. Please R&R
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Kakashi's Big Butt, Say What! reviews
Jiraiha plansa terrible prank on Tsunadai, but what happens when it misses it's intended victim and lands on an innocent jonin?.... Please reveiw if you want it to continue or change. No pairings, no romance. Rated T just for Jiraiha. No cursing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya - Complete