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Order Up by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Even elite military units need to eat. And as for the poor bewildered private who gets transferred in to help in the Pit kitchen-well, she may need something else. Like a vacation. Inspired by "In the Line of Duty." T for language. COMPLETE.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,289 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
Ranger Rendezvous by willwrite4fics reviews
BeachHead, CoverGirl, Stalker all head to Fort Benning for Ranger Rendezvous, a week long event. Mystery, romance, comedy and angst. I hope this story has EVERYTHING! Some adult situations. BH/CG Beach must decide if he wants this relationship. Thanks!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 114,130 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Vendetta by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
In which the Arashikage clan gets really, really, REALLY pissed off. Gratuitous violence ensues. Lots of stabbing. Don't mess with ninja families, okay? Won't end well for you. Smut will also probably happen. Enjoy.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,656 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Complete
The Greenshirts and the Werewolf by Karama9 reviews
When they discover that one of the Joes is a werewolf, a group of intrepid greenshirts step up to save the day! No werewolves were harmed in the making of this story. Final chapter now up!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,179 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes - Complete
Rediscovery: Scarlett & Snake Eyes by RubyinParadise reviews
S/SE...this takes off from DD America Elite comic after SE is mind controlled by Red Ninja Clan. How do S/SE deal with the after effects? NEW CHAPTERS UP..SE finally confronts his enemy, but is it in time to save Scarlett?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
Masks by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Losing his face brought Snake-Eyes low. He needs to regain control of his own life, and the mask will help him do that. It can make him something more than human. S/SE, drama/romance. Rating jumped to M. COMPLETE!
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,259 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
Fraternizing 101 by willwrite4fics reviews
BH/CG finally get to go out on a date in town. Will it go well or be a disaster? Dinner at a real resturant, can Beach remember all the dating advice?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,667 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Complete
Postcards from the Team by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Collection of short 'fics, inspired by the live-action movie but comicverse-based. Chapter seven includes prompts Running with Scissors, Talking Too Much, and Touching My Equipment. COMPLETE, now with appendix.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,354 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Complete
Rooftops by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
A requested piece by General Zargon, centered on Kamakura and Snake Eyes. I've finally gotten my brain to cooperate with a few of my requested pieces...
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Complete
Tarleton by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Companion piece to "Topography." Snake-Eyes reflects on Scarlett, and all the myriad ways in which her code name suits her. T for one bad word.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
Dating for Dumb Rangers by willwrite4fics reviews
BH/CG Pls Note: Not implying Rangers are dumb, just that this particular one needs serious assistance in the dating area. Why is he so darned clueless? Is he making an attempt? Very tame.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,522 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010
Joes on Vacation by willwrite4fics reviews
Scarlett and Snake Eyes take BeachHead on thanksgiving vacation to her family. How does a guy so Army he's bleeds camo react to civilian life? What's Snake Eyes like on around Scarlett's family? Should be fun!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 116,413 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Clans by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
Kamakura gaets himself into a bit of trouble...very ninja centered, because I am obsessed with ninja. I cannot help this and do not want to anyways. A requested story for General Zargon.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,118 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
Drive Thru by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
A piece of pure silliness...written for willwrite4fics. Enjoy. M for language, because BeachHead and Covergirl like swearing.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Complete
Apprentice the first by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
Yet another story involving Doc pounding his head against the wall...General Zargon, this is for you. Enjoy Kamakura vs. medics.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
Duty as Usual by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
COBRA is plotting, Beach Head has PT, Scarlett and Snake Eyes are fraternizing, greenshirts are traumatized, military engagements are met, and Storm Shadow might even get a little action *nudge nudge, wink wink* . It's duty as usual. SE/S, Stormy/OC
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,572 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Complete
Hippocratic Oath by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
A plot bunny that's been refusing to leave me alone...Carl Greer had to discover that ninja make the worst patients at some point. Rated M because I am categorically incapable of writing a SE/S fiction without some sweet sweet lovin' in it at some point.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,305 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Complete
Topography by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
There are so many things that nobody but Scarlett can see . . . S/SE, introspection with drama and romance elements. T for some language and adult implications.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
A New First Date by willwrite4fics reviews
Snake Eyes/Scarlett. SE has healed from the injuries he got rescueing her from the helicopter, but how long to heal his heart? Will he ever bring himself to ask Scarlett for more than friendship? How can he deal with the team that pities him now?
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,144 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Complete