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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

My name: CherrySmoothies but you can call me Cherry or Smoothies or any other deviation of my name, except something that's blatantly inappropriate. And yes, I am female. ;3

Favorite Characters of All Time: Deidara (Naruto), Grell Suttcliff (Black Butler), Mackie Doyle (The Replacement), Elizabeth Pennykettle (Last Dragon Chronicles), Benny Imura (Rot and Ruin), Basil Fawlty (Fawlty Towers) and Jim (The Office, American version).

Other vaguely important facts: I hate spinach. And a particular girl in my school. And...well...erm...I'll think of it.

New Loves: Sherlock

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30230 - Favs: 16,583 - Follows: 14,536 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,589 - Reviews: 4386 - Favs: 6,548 - Follows: 7,108 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,375 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Aftermath by Blue Leah reviews
Life goes on after the great battle at Hogwarts. Is everything as peaceful as it seems? Covers the missing chapters between the final chapter and epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 110 - Words: 243,908 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 8/14/2007
Hell Butterfly by Alliriyan reviews
What lives in the slivers between dimensions? When does an arrancar become a vaizard, and what power will the Hougyoku unleash at the zero point between the two? Ichigo will go anywhere, take on anyone to protect his friends, but when his sister is turned against him he learns that survival lies only in the claws of his inner enemy... And Aizen wages war against heaven and earth.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 311,667 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 10/21/2009 - [Ichigo K., Orihime I.] [Karin K., T. Hitsugaya]
Living A Lie by 17child-of-the-moon17 reviews
Sakura has a mission: stage her defection from Konoha, attract Akatsuki's attention, and infiltrate the elusive organization. She expected it to be hard, maybe even deadly. She never bargained for this, though. SakuraxAkatsuki Mostly crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,571 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
30 Reasons Why Remus Should Choose Sirius by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Sirius is fed up with Tonks' endless flirting with Remus and decides to write a list of reasons why Remus should stay with him. 1 Sirius is a man...2 ...A manly man...3 ...with a cock...4 ...a big one...5 ...That Remus would miss. RLSB SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,792 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11294 - Favs: 8,401 - Follows: 6,398 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Adventure of the Civil Partnership by Rairakku1234 reviews
Sherlock and John are hunting a kidnapper who has been taking newlywed couples across the Greater London Area and Sherlock has the perfect way to flush him out. Warning: Pre-Slash/Slash of S/J. Now Series 2 Compliant. WIP Slow Updates
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,433 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
FALLING FURTHER IN by kaz2 reviews
Hermione begins to learn something of the man behind the dark sarcasms of the classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 253,590 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Waiting in Sin by JerichosPhantom reviews
Ulquiorra Schiffer is a very patient man. UlquiHime, Ulquiorra is Harry. Rated T. Chapter 12 Author's Note
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 214,924 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Harry P., Ulquiorra - Complete
Supplemental Rules and Regulations by Sekhem reviews
It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,626 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009
Everyone Has Finally Seen Enough by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
We,the Order of the Phoenix 1995 ,have had enough of seeing you two stupid mutts doing unspeakable things to each other on the table where we eat, the sofas where we sit, the stairs that we climb and in front of Sirius' mother. RLSB. SLASH! 1st chapter/letter - the Order, 2nd chapter/letter - James Potter : Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lovely by TattooKitty reviews
Deidara would do anything to be lovely. Saso/Dei. Eating Disorder, dark themes, and possible Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,567 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Neji H., Temari - Complete
Anonymous by Hekateras reviews
Sherlock Holmes is dead, but his heart never stopped beating, his lungs never stopped pumping air, and his mind has been so very busy. By every reasonable practical, medical definition, he is still alive. And he wants to see John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Streaking Blaze by incandescens reviews
The Curious Incident of the Half-Naked Shinigami in the Night Time, as reported by Ise Nanao, commented on by Kyouraku Shunsui, and explained somewhat by Ukitake Jyuushirou.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
In Difference by Tierfal reviews
Near has never been hungry.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Near, Mello - Complete
Over by Tierfal reviews
Mello had never told anyone.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Project Thoughts by Vathara reviews
Refugee camps settle into routines. Juushirou's routine has predatory tricksters, control-obsessed generals, and killer monsters from space... Part of the Tatterdemalion AU.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,250 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/2/2011 - J. Ukitake, G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
Heartbeat by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Nothing could possibly have prepared him for this. Girls were nothing but trouble, he decided quietly. Not that he would really have it any other way. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 150,797 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dispatches From the Eastern Front by Sekhem reviews
The stories behind the rules. Chapter Thirteen: What Goes Up... Rated T, for a little bit of language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010
Taming the Beast by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sakura, take off your clothes." Damn Sasuke, way to get straight to the point...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
SakuxAkatsuki AU She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 192,508 - Reviews: 2980 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Who's Your Daddy? by xXHugsxandxCookiesXx reviews
Everyone fell silent. Soon enough, one of them finally spoke. "W-What did you say, un?" Sakura took a deep breath and repeated, "I'm pregnant." Silence. "Who's the father?" asked Zetsu, trying to remember the night of Sakura's birthday. "I don't know." AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Confetti, Balloons, More Confetti by RainbowDoom reviews
If you could survive dinner with the Akatsuki, you could survive anything... except for maybe Itachi's birthday party.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Masquerade by ohgoditsbriony reviews
She will follow the White Rabbit. She will fall in love with the Mad Hatter. She will kill the Queen of Hearts. But fairytales don't always have a Happily Ever After and she doesn't believe in her Once Upon a Time. —Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,997 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Lucky 13 by ohgoditsbriony reviews
Misfits. Superheroes. Dreamers. Love, hate and happily ever afters, all mixed up together. Lucky thirteen. —Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,320 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Coping Mechanisms by Liannabob reviews
After the explosion, Sherlock has some trouble adjusting. Kind of dark. ***Now a podfic!***
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,568 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
My Dearest Friend by Fanfic Lover 4evr reviews
When Naruto falls deathly ill, an old friend turned adversary visits him in the dark of night in an atempt to save him. Can he save Naruto from the illness that threatens to destroy him? Does Naruto even want to be saved?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,834 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Shattered Dawn by KissingKorpses reviews
She was alone. He was lonely. She was hated. He was adored. She was a gypsy. He was a prince. Their romance is age old. Of all the Cinderella stories, you had to choose this one. -SEQUEL TO BROKEN TWILIGHT-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
One Door Closes by Dracoisalooker76 reviews
Lily had plans for her life that didn't involve James Potter, the Marauders, or falling in love. But sometimes plans change when you least expect them to and you must live with them, for better or worst. J/L SB/OC. PART 1 IS CANON, PART 2 IS AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 144,450 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Sunflower by somerdaye reviews
In the yellow dress she's wearing, she can be seen from miles away. Frankly, he just wants to know why she's dancing alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Luna L., Fred W.
Forsaken by yf-Limbo reviews
She had reached the end. No white lights. No angelic chorus. Just crushing darkness pushing her towards the inescapable ending she knew was waiting for her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Hinata H.
The Hazards of Curiosity by BlackIrishRose reviews
She'll never be able to look at him the same way again
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
Spokes by Rot-Chan reviews
They wronged her in life. Now they'll come together for it. "Hinata was like a monarch butterfly; like pinwheel spokes in a harsh breeze. Too fleeting- to keep." 5 people- Ino, Sakura, Naruto, Neji, Sasuke- remember Hinata after her death. ::Complete::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,153 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
It Takes A Village by CaffieneKitty reviews
Sherlock Holmes is ill and the world does not come to an end. Film at 11. GEN.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/6/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Your Heart Never Wavered, Wolf Pup by Morghen reviews
But you shouldn't count him as a friend because he's so much more than that." Freeverse poem. Mild slash. Remus is torn between love and friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
How Do YOU Eat Your Oreo Cookies? by An-Jelly-Ca reviews
How do the characters of Harry Potter eat their oreos and what does it say about them? You'll never look at an oreo the same way again. R&R! Chapter 17 up! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,489 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 184 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Marauders by Phoebe Caulfield 16 reviews
The gang are back for a last sex, drugs and rock and roll fueled year... they wish. Voldemort's on the rise, Peter gets a girl and Sirius trains up a gang of junior Marauders. Most importantly, Lily's fallen for James... and she'll do anything to get him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
Loss of Self by feralhand reviews
The gods have fallen.
Princess Mononoke - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Complete
Awkward by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
Companion to The Gospel According to Lupin but AU. Teddy finds his letters in the attic at 17 bringing a whole new meaning to the word awkward as his father panics, his sister enters a crisis and he fights for his answers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Remus L., Teddy L. - Complete
The Reset Button by Mistress Nika reviews
What's that big red button do?" Naruto hits the universe's reset button, accidentally and repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Naruto U.
Accomplice in the Woodchipper by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. In which Kakuzu kills his partners, Orochimaru stalks Itachi, Pein struggles to maintain order, and everyone else just kinda lets it happen. Rated for violence and swearing. Please read and review. Format correction update .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Water Conservation by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. You can take the Sand-nin out of the desert, but you can't take the desert out of them. Sasori proves to the rest of Akatsuki that in Suna, water conservation isn't so much regulation as religion. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
More than Life Itself: The Proposal by FeatherAshodel reviews
The 7th yr. at Hogwarts when James proposes to Lily. Please be nice first story. One shot and i know this has been done many times but give it a chance please. R'n'R Previously called "More than Life Itself
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Brown Leafed Vertigo by Foxflare reviews
AU. 15-year-old orphan Kira Izuru is sent to Pure Souls Foster Home, and attends its sister institution, Seireitei Academy. Neither, he will learn, are aptly named. GinKira; also AizenGin, eventual ByaRen, KenUno, & many others.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 146,213 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 5/3/2008 - I. Kira, G. Ichimaru
Masculinity Fail by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. The question begs to be asked: is Konan an honorary man, or are some of the men honorary women? Itachi and Deidara aren't quite sure they want an answer. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
You Want To Make A Memory? by enitsirk reviews
This is the story of four boys. This is the story of how these four boys came to know each other, of how they became friends. This is the story of their unbreakable bond that could survive any test. This is a story that will ultimately end in tragedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 96 - Words: 410,936 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 4/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
50 Things Draco Malfoy Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Pansy and Blaise make a list of things Draco is not allowed to do. Uh oh. 31. He must also refrain from sending Molly Weasley a weight loss plan, because he does not want to be killed by a mob of redheaded, freckly idiots. HPDM MILD SLASH. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Between Constellations and Dreams by xoxcrescentmoonxox reviews
Lily’s life is a series of ups and downs, of laughter and tears - but always, she pushes on. So does everyone else. Features James, Severus, Petunia, Sirius, Peter, Remus, Caradoc, Dorcas, Marlene, McGonagall, Dumbledore. 100 snapshots. Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 48,219 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Kakuzu's Side Job by Arzosah reviews
One-Shot. Akatsuki crack. Kakuzu has a secret side job that he doesn't want discovered. Pein finds out and isn't sure he approves. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Kakuzu, Pain/Pein - Complete
Stalking Harry Potter by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco Malfoy was NOT a stalker. In fact, the word 'stalking' did not even appear in his Highly Extensive Dictionary of Pureblood Words." When Draco is accused of stalking a certain someone, what on earth is the poor Slytherin to do? HPDM SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Ask, Don't Tell by Arzosah reviews
Akatsuki crack. Sasori and Orochimaru return unusually late from a mission, and no one really wants to know the reason why. Contains cross-dressing. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Project Asclepius by Vathara reviews
Survival is just the beginning. Our mad scientists consider consequences... some of which came along for the ride. Sequel to "Project Tatterdemalion".
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,028 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/8/2009 - J. Ukitake, R. Unohana - Complete
Last Chance by slam a revolving door reviews
This is Lily Evan's last year at Hogwarts. Her last chance to follow her dreams. Her last chance to be a Hogwarts student. Her last chance to hang with her friends every day of the year. And someone else's last chance to win her heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,468 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 12/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Not About You by peppermint quartz reviews
Set a week after the events of Over All Things. Ichigo and Urahara find themselves drawn together, but neither is certain of the other. M.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,925 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Dishes by 17child-of-the-moon17 reviews
She knew that we never really cleaned the dishes, but she loved that we tried. Rated T for Hidan's colourful language. ;
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Sluagh by Thanfiction reviews
When Neville agreed to become an Auror after the Battle of Hogwarts, he never expected to be asked to hunt down an old friend...or the nightmare into which that would lead. Sequel to "Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness" set 5 years later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 219,358 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Minty Fresh by yolapeoples reviews
“HE’S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!” Remus was innocently brushing his teeth… notice the past tense on “was”. Marauders randomness. ‘Nuff said. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 2,786 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Project Tatterdemalion by Vathara reviews
What if Hollows were caused by an alien virus? Sci-fi AU. Warning for gore, and some language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,587 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/4/2008 - J. Ukitake - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 3,171 - Follows: 508 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Certain Kind of Madness by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,824 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Seven Swords Plus Five by afrai reviews
12 short shorts about shinigami and their swords.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
Laughter's Voice by leenza reviews
[ One Shot ] Their laughter didn't fade, no matter how much it hurt Minerva McGonagall to hear it. Memories of the Marauder era, from someone who knew them better than they realized.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Minerva M., Sirius B. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 371 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
The Lion, the Witch, and the Library by ohsnap its potter reviews
James is distraught. Peter's costume is better than his. He accidentally purred into his best mates ear. He wasn't invited to the party in the Library. It's a Halloween disaster... or is it? ONESHOT. LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 4945 - Favs: 6,722 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Owl Chronicles by white mouse reviews
Severus, Minerva, Sybill and cringe Lockhart take the 3rd year students on a Muggle Studies field trip. Of course it's complete anarchy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
One Hundred And One Reasons reviews
Looking for screams of agony, slap-stick humor, duels to the death, malicious pranks and weird situations? Fret not! It's all here. And by all, the author means all. Crack-fic. Some AU. Insanity in large doses. Profanity laced. A series of one shots. And the author is planning for an Akatsuki road trip!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,445 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Akatsuki
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