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Joined 11-03-09, id: 2135633, Profile Updated: 01-25-10
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

HI.

I am a stay at home mom (don't let that fool you) and I have one lovely little man and another larger one, whom I also am married to. I found fanfiction not too long ago and I wanted to try my hand at it.

"A Kick in the Balls" is my first story and it starts a little slow but it will be picking up some serious speed here soon. I love winter, hockey, numerous Canadians, my beta, ketchup, sandwiches, and pickles.

I have some of my favorite stories listed below which are the reason I started to write fanfiction.

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We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,755 - Reviews: 7737 - Favs: 6,669 - Follows: 7,507 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Metaphysics by anais mark reviews
Edward & Bella are graduate students in London 'coincidentally' researching the same poets. More than 300 years after the fact, Carlisle & Edward must find out why Carlisle's past won't stay there - before Bella digs it up researching her thesis.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 215,312 - Reviews: 2054 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7249 - Favs: 4,080 - Follows: 3,742 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Pound of Flesh by jaxon22 reviews
To pay a debt she owes her father, Isabella Swan starts a new job as a prison tutor. Edward Cullen, with his own debts, is the Punk Ass inmate in her class. Can they fight the odds and their dangerous attaction to learn from each other? A/H, Lemons, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 517,119 - Reviews: 21187 - Favs: 10,288 - Follows: 7,878 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14455 - Favs: 10,155 - Follows: 7,822 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12815 - Favs: 7,350 - Follows: 6,130 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6014 - Favs: 4,369 - Follows: 4,311 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7047 - Favs: 5,097 - Follows: 4,022 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incunabula: Or The Golden Legend by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
A determined curator vies with a private collector when rumors of a rare book surface in central Europe. All human, canon couples...eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 37 - Words: 135,261 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22645 - Favs: 13,713 - Follows: 10,578 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Loner by Nilla79 reviews
All Human. Edward Cullen was a loner, an outcast. He clearly hated everybody, including himself. He was not a nice person. So, why was I so drawn to him? And why did I get the crazy feeling he felt the same way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 115 - Words: 379,793 - Reviews: 10261 - Favs: 4,557 - Follows: 2,745 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9633 - Favs: 6,342 - Follows: 5,148 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Beyond Time: Of Diaries and Destiny by TKegl reviews
An alternate ending to Beyond Time, written for Fandoms Fight the Floods.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,519 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Quiet Fire by Magnolia822 reviews
"But true love is a durable fire, In the mind ever burning, never sick, never old, never dead, From itself never turning." Ten years after a tragedy parted them, childhood friends Edward and Bella meet again. Can what was lost be recovered? E/B Some OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,175 - Reviews: 8240 - Favs: 4,908 - Follows: 2,801 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12178 - Favs: 8,635 - Follows: 3,962 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 8953 - Favs: 8,230 - Follows: 4,774 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
It's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk meets...eh, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Playboyward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter. RATED M COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY? AH, CANON PAIRINGS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 192,615 - Reviews: 13777 - Favs: 10,300 - Follows: 7,655 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14087 - Favs: 14,617 - Follows: 8,103 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Kick in the Balls reviews
Bella is entering her senior year of college with her two best friends and roommates, Alice and Emmett. Her final year in college is going to be one for the recordbooks, as Bella and her crew invite two new roommates to share their house with them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 147,383 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward