UnseenLibrarian
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Joined 11-04-09, id: 2136123, Profile Updated: 12-25-12
Author has written 39 stories for Harry Potter.

BACKGROUND:

I'm a left-handed Scorpio. Yes, I really am a librarian. I have a good sense of humor, a lovely husband and two great children. I live in the USA.

I'm an avid Harry Potter fan and HP fanfiction reader, and particularly love reading Dramione fics.

Bill/Hermione (Bermione) is another favourite pairing of mine and I also enjoy well-written Fred/George stories.

BLOG ME: I have a blog, come visit! http:/ /unseenlibrarian .wordpress .com/

LIVEJOURNAL: I am on LiveJournal as unseen1969, http:/ /unseen1969 .livejournal .com/

TWITTER: I am UnseenLibrarian - send me a tweet :)


OTHER PLACES TO FIND MY FICS - JUST IN CASE:

I do post elsewhere and I use the same penname 'UnseenLibrarian'.

I can be found at:

www(dot)ao3(dot)org ("Archive Of Our Own"): Almost every single on of my stories is replicated there that I have here on ff(dot)net.

www(dot)dramione(dot)org ("Hawthorn & Vine"): A Dramione-centric site. All of my Dramione stories are there.

www(dot)grangerenchanted(dot)com (also called "GE"): Twice in a Blue Moon is there and a couple of others. I don't use it heavily.

www(dot)adultfanfiction(dot)net - Just three stories there so far, I don't plan to use the site much.


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Bound and Gagged by magdalena2122 reviews
HBP FULLY COMPLIANT: Hermione and Draco hate each other, but there's a thin line between love and hate. When that line gets blurred, they find that what ensues is dark, more than a little twisted, and not entirely bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,144 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Consequences and Complexities by cklls reviews
Sequel to Covered in Crimson. It really wasn't his fault, but there were consequences to his actions. They would be dealing with the results for the rest of their lives. What does the future hold for Hermione? And how will Draco deal with what he's done?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 229,782 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Jealousy by rainsrabble reviews
Hermione gets dumped and publicly humiliated by Ron. Draco is given an order to propose to Pansy Parkinson. They decide to pretend to be an item in order to make Ron Jealous and make Mr. Malfoy mad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,393 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Blood Bound by Vashka reviews
Draco needs a bride. Hermione needs a new start. A new Ministry mandate solves both of their problems. So why are they so unhappy? D/Hr EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,457 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Secret Romantic by Captainraychill reviews
Not that Draco Malfoy would admit to such romantic thoughts... A little one-shot starring Draco and Hermione, complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bunny Slippers by Captainraychill reviews
Hermione Granger should take the advice of her gay mirror. Dramione, one-shot, complete! Dedicated to Bunney :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Scandalous by Vashka reviews
During a ball, a boy meets a mysterious girl. Lord Malfoy certainly wasn't expecting his life to change with a simple introduction. A story in a series of short scenes. HP AU, Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Fool For A Lady by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Being the professor for Muggle Studies at Hogwarts isn't all that Hermione Granger thought it would be. Living life after the war isn't going as planned for Fred Weasley, either. Together, they find they are just what the other needed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,380 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Disillusionment of Draco Malfoy by Little Witch1 reviews
...and His Accomplice Hermione Granger. DH AU. Short chapters. Two people, dissatisfied with their roles in the war, decide to make a change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 30,888 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Mountain and The Sea by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Hermione Granger was perfectly happy with her life, her job as a Healer Trainee, her ugly cat and her cute little house in the countryside. And then Draco Malfoy had to go and mess that all up, typical git. Post-Hogwarts, EWE, OOC, creature!fic. 18
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,464 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In Vino Veritas by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Yes, in wine, there is truth. A series of highly questionable one-shots featuring multiple pairings. Warning: Het/Slash lemons and very bad spelling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012
Knicker Twisters by Captainraychill reviews
Fred and George are at it again. Drabble: 100 words exactly for DMHG Challenge, April 2012. Prompt: Practical Joke. This drabble was the winner for its month!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by Jade2099 reviews
Every girl dreams about her wedding day. Truth is that she's Muggleborn. Truth is he is a Pureblood. Inconvenient? Definitely. *Rewritten 3/12
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,433 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Collide by RZZMG reviews
It began with a collision... and became the hottest tumble of Hermione Granger's life! A story of wishes influencing ritual magic & a happily-ever-after accompanied by crazy, wild kisses. Hermione x Charlie Weasley. Hot shag! 2011 Smutty-Claus Fest entry. Story nominated for "BEST HERMIONE" in the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,064 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Homecoming by chaser1980 reviews
"At first, she had tried to pretend like everything was okay, but from the moment he got out of the hospital, he knew her feelings had changed." Bill's returning from a self-imposed four-year exile in Egypt. And things aren't exactly as he left them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,782 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Bill W., Hermione G.
Just an ordinary Morning by KaileenaKali reviews
A birthday gift for remuslives. Post Hogwarts. Fluff. The couple gets interrupted by the whining... pet. In my world, they are all alive. Tonks had a crush on Ron. Yes, Ron. Never Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Pimped by dormiensa reviews
Draco loses a bet to Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Ducks and Roses by The Virgin Butterfly reviews
Written for the DMHGficexchange. From enemies... to partners... to friends... to so much more! Huge thanks to UL for beta-ing... TWICE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,837 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
To Save the Life of a Mudblood by Aleisha Potter reviews
When Hermione runs afoul of a spell in Malfoy Manor, Draco helps her in the only way he can: by taking her to bed. Now they must face their friends, their family and one pissed off wife. Plus some unexpected consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,872 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Year Without Magic by 123Quarters reviews
After the war, ex-Death Eaters are banished from the wizarding world unless they find someone to vouch for their change of heart. Draco, stranded in Muggle London for the foreseeable future, may have finally found his one shot at redemption.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Essence of Life by cklls reviews
Fertility issues in pureblood marriages lead to desperate measures. Draco seeks out help from a most unlikely source, in a most unlikely way. Written as a gift for a DMHG Bingo winner and posted with her kind permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 56,397 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Night Before by 123Quarters reviews
The night before Bill Weasley's wedding, he spends some quality time with his Best Man and closest brother Charlie. Not incest, not romance, just brother's hanging out. 3rd place in the Sibling Rivalry Competition. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
Wizard Words by 123Quarters reviews
1st place for the Sibling Rivalry Competition: Drabble-ish of Grawp reflecting on his relationship with Hagrid. Not slash, just family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Grawp, Rubeus H.
Field of Irony by 123Quarters reviews
Entry for the Twin Exchange June Challenge. Harry finds an unexpected surprise lurking beyond the hedges of Malfoy Manor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Fated by Hanako A reviews
Hermione has always thought of herself as a rational creature. However the magic of her blood won't be denied, and there's nothing she can do to stop her fall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,154 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Something Like Sunlight by 123Quarters reviews
Hermione is fired from the Ministry, and the twins offer to help her out. The only problem is that one twin seems to be after more than just getting her job back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,844 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Picture In My Pocket by 123Quarters reviews
Hermione's had a crush on him since third year when she saw his picture in a magazine. He's had it rough the past year or so, and at the moment all he wants is whatever anyone'll give him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,055 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bill W., Hermione G.
Interchangeable by 123Quarters reviews
Hermione has a year to pick between them. They're identical twins, so the choice shouldn't be that hard, right? One is just like the other... Rating will more than likely change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Same Time Next Year by angelically-devilish reviews
CharlieMione - She knew she probably shouldn't be bathing nude when, at any moment, she could be discovered by any number of people she would rather not have caught her in any state of indecent undress. The naughtiness of it all, however, emboldened her
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Heavy Lies the Crown by luckei1 reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,868 - Reviews: 2733 - Favs: 3,049 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
On The Count of Six by WhiteFerrets reviews
Six words can tell you a lot. For the Hemingway Six challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010
The Thing About Healers by Imladviel reviews
Healers and joining... a topic for much speculation. What is it Leetah can do? Here's my theory.
ElfQuest - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Complete
Familial Obligations by Aleisha Potter reviews
Her soon to be brother-in-law came to her with an odd request. "Have my baby". Now she must make a choice and walk a dangerous path. More than just her relationship with Ron is at stake when playing this game. GE's Great Cliche Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,322 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Hermione G., Bill W.
One Iced Ferret by CeliaEquus reviews
Another challenge! "Why did you name an ice cream after me?" Draco bellowed. "Oh," Bill said, nodding. "You're referring to the Iced Ferret Sundae, aren't you?" What's going on at the Phoenix Ice Creamery? Usual disclaimers apply.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Bill W., Draco M. - Complete
Drops of Amour by Magical words from Muggle pens reviews
Hermione has bigger problems than war after an accident in Potions douses Draco in Amortentia. How will she handle the sickeningly nice Malfoy? Can she continue hating him until he comes back to his senses? DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,720 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Breaking the Ice by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
EWE. DMHG. One-shot. Eight months after graduation, Hermione runs into Draco in the middle of nowhere. Needless to say, there is lots they need to catch up on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Right Blood by Chocolateveela reviews
Someone is brutally murdering Muggle-borns. When Hermione starts dating Draco Malfoy, she thinks she might be targeted next. Can she, along with the Aurors and Draco solve the murder mystery before it's too late? Warnings:EWE? Sexual content. Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,596 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Program by Salome Weil reviews
Years after the war, Ginny convinces Hermione to participate in a program designed to help victims and prisoners of the war, but help isn't exactly the right word for what happens behind closed doors. Can Hermione find peace despite her past and present?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 188,122 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Thin Line by Kyra4 reviews
There is a thin line between the old year and the new; between love and pain; between anger and lust; between enemies and... something altogether else. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,459 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Origins of Betty by Rizzle reviews
Draco, Harry and Ron at the Maternity Ward of St Mungos. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chocolate by RainynDawn reviews
The easiest way to seduce a werewolf is with chocolate....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bill W., Hermione G. - Complete
Disclosed Desires by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
After a long day of researching, Hermione stumbled downstairs in search of food but finds a certain redheaded Dragon Tamer instead. CharlieHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Adventures in LSpace by Lady WhiteHaven reviews
Set during Harry's 5th year. Two Senior Librarians have tea. The Ministry tries to interfere.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2010 - I. Pince, The Librarian - Complete
Tattooed Across Her Mind by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Waking up hungover is never a good thing. Waking up hungover, in a strange room and in bed with a stranger has the potential to be a disaster. Gift for Clover Bay. Winner of the Twin Exchange January 2010 Challenge. CharlieHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
It Was Love by SaLiEnT ThOuGhTs reviews
Voldemort had his final revenge. After the Battle of Hogwarts, the MoM notices that no Magical Children have been conceived, let alone born. In an act of desperation, they pass the Marriage Edict&realize their mistake 1 day too late. Full Summary Inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,581 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Catalyst by In Dreams reviews
PostWar, DMHG. Sometimes you can't help who you love and who you don't. Even if that one person is all you have left.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,411 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
All I Want for Christmas is You by AnneM.Oliver reviews
All Draco wants for Christmas is Hermione, and he only has twelve days to prove it, and he'll do it one day at a time. New Year's Eve epilogue added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,601 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Never Saw It Coming by starmiee reviews
When Ron doesn't show up to his wedding to Hermione, an ancient wizarding law takes effect. To Hermione's horror, she finds herself married to... Read and find out! Work in progress. Mild DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,303 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
By The Duckpond by Rizzle reviews
Draco and Hermione enjoy a quiet interlude and some big news is relayed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Beautiful Things Can Come From The Dark by yesterdayschild4 reviews
He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,873 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Turn to You by Lirallya reviews
Two years after the war, Hermione Granger began her Healer training. So did Draco Malfoy. Neither of them anticipated the friendship that would ensue. And neither of them were prepared for the romance that would follow. DM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,149 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 3936 - Favs: 4,026 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Merry Christmas Mr Malfoy by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Granger, there's nothing special about Christmas. Christmas doesn't exist for us!" "How very sad."-Draco Malfoy has never had a real Christmas and Hermione Granger has taken it upon herself to give him his first real Christmas. Dramione. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,378 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mating Dance by atruwriter reviews
Much as he wanted to ignore the wolf that paced so impatiently inside him, he couldn’t. Nor could he ignore the desire that wolf had for a witch he shouldn’t but can’t help wanting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bill W., Hermione G. - Complete
Seven Times by kerriclifford240879 reviews
Seven times can mean a lifetime of change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lovesick by atruwriter reviews
Bill really just needs a little motivation to go after what he wants… :Bill/Hermione:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Bill W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 3,109 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Burning Hunger by Vashka reviews
In a world where Dragons prey on the countryside, Hermione Granger is sacrificed to assuage the Silver Dragon’s terrible appetite. Trapped between her blazing sensuality and her desire to go home, she must choose where she belongs. DHr AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,000 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Tin Angel by AraLuna reviews
Post Hogwarts: A chance encounter with Hermione Granger in a Muggle café leaves Draco Malfoy aching for more. DHr. !Winner of three awards at Dangerous Liaisons!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,706 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Veela And The Perils Of Losing Control by Twilight to Midnight reviews
When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 245 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Week In The Life Of A Simian Bibliophile by Virtuella reviews
L-Space: The final frontier. These are the adventures of the individual formerly called Dr Horace Worblehat, now simply known as The Librarian. He's lost something and needs to get it back.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - The Librarian - Complete
If Zombies Attacked by FallenMystery reviews
Exactly what it sounds like. We've all wondered, what Harry, Dumbledore, Edward, James, Draco, Voldemort, Russel Crowe, etc, would do If Zombies Attacked. Well, now we know. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
MargaritaVille by Kyra4 reviews
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame... Dramione, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,810 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This Is How The Universe Ends by shewhoguards reviews
EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Enigmaticness Abounds by Tierfal reviews
In the long-awaited sequel to 'Her and Me,' Hell has frozen over; Draco and Hermione are, fairly literally, madly in love; and everything is fantabulousiriffic. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
First by Lady Alinor reviews
I just don't want my first time to be with her,' he said dejectedly. ‘Will you be my first?’ ‘It needs to be someone you really love,' she whispered. 'I know,' he replied softly. 'That’s why I’m asking you.' HGDM, sexual content. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,460 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 85 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mischief Managed by Vashka reviews
Crazy things happen sometimes. Like utter Bedlam. Like learning how to fly a broom without dying. Like sudden verbal diarrhea. Like taking a chance. Like love. WINNER of Best Comedy at the Dramione Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,036 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Rain Keeps Pouring by petitesorciere reviews
The weather is awful, Hermione is alone, and Draco is being particularly vile. What happens when a bet is made? Over 43000 reads, how awesome is that! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,947 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Cornering Mediwitch Granger by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Five years after Hogwarts, Hermione is a mediwitch oblivious to the world of romance but Draco Malfoy is about to change that. If she won't admit she loves him then Draco will just have to force it out of her in the only way a slytherin sex god knows how.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 74 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Happy Few by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
NOMINATED AT ENCHANTED ENCOUNTERS!He doesn't do happiness. He just doesn't. And he doesn't do favors, especially not for Granger. He really, really doesn't. Or at least, he didn't. HermioneDraco PostHogwarts. Considered AU with release of DH. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,804 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Six Foot Of Ginger Idiot by Pinky Brown reviews
Or, Ron Weasley's Year Six Diary: the whole of Half-Blood Prince from Ron's point of view. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to shake him. Winner of "Best Humour Fic" at the 2008 Reviewer's Choice Awards on FFnet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 126,584 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco: Phoenix Rising by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Shortly after Dumbledore's fall from the tower, Draco ponders his fate and begins to question the Dark Lord's wishes. This is my version of Book 7 using JKR's plotlines and ZERO original characters! Begins right after The HalfBlood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 150,871 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ways In Which Hermione Granger Could Have Ended Up by yesterdayschild4 reviews
Pointlessly long title, eh! Draco and Hermione like to think up other ways in which they could have started dating. Fun with cliches. Oneshot. 3401 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tear You Apart by Kyra4 reviews
DMHG 7th Year. This story carries SERIOUS WARNINGS for dark themes. More specific warnings inside. Draco Malfoy is a bad boy. Draco Malfoy has a bad crush. Draco Malfoy is about to do some very bad things... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,042 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bad Faith by Morrighan256 reviews
COMPLETE. Multi awardwinning DracoHermione. PostHogwarts tale of the war with Voldemort and the unexpected contributions of one Draco Malfoy. Drama, War violence, Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,858 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 3,810 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Lovely Delirium by Kyra4 reviews
PostHogwarts. A mission gone wrong strands Draco and Hermione deep underground, with one of them dangerously injured and their escape route prowled by Death Eaters. Will they be rescued? And how will they cope until they are? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,811 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sometimes When We Touch by Kyra4 reviews
7th Year, Sequel to You Gotta Breathe. DMHG fic. Angst and trauma galore, for everyone. And I do mean everyone. Character death [not in main pairing though.] Ch. 31: A Dramione Wedding, continued! This fic is now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 133,968 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blood by Athena Linborn reviews
In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,017 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Reason by Kyra4 reviews
R for language, and because all my stories are R! A little treat in the Halloween spirit! 7th year DM & HG must work together on a Halloween fundraiser in the name of interHouse unity. Merlin, how is THAT going to work out? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,381 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Desk Duty by mosylu reviews
A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Dolores U. - Complete
Tonight's The Night by Severusgirl reviews
COMPLETED STORY. Forget the little problem that is Voldemort. It's Harry Potter's eighteenth birthday party and Hermione has made an important decision....but even Hermione's plans can go wrong when Malfoy's around. Rated 'R' for sex & language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,360 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You Gotta Breathe by Kyra4 reviews
6th year. Hermione is brutally attacked by Voldemort and left barely alive, leading to a mission of revenge by Harry, Ron...and Malfoy? ***COMPLETE!*** Rated R for adult themes, angst and swearing. D/Hr/R love triange, but ultimately D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,035 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/29/2003 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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The Year of the Confident Dragon reviews
Draco and Hermione have been celebrating Chinese New Year...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Weasleys' Whimsical Wintertime Wishes reviews
Fred and George Weasley's latest creation, the Whimsical Wintertime Wishes Christmas tree ornaments, are wildly popular. In fact, there is only one left, but both Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy want to buy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Firewhiskey Fic: Pegging Out at the Cauldron reviews
Hermione decides to act upon a dream. - An October 2013 Firewhiskey Fic entry - no betas allowed - drunken misspellings are part of the charm!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Firewhiskey Fic: Solace at the Solstice reviews
Charlie complains to Rosmerta about Hagrid. - A December 2012 Firewhiskey Fic entry - no betas allowed - drunken misspellings are part of the charm!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Charlie W., Rosmerta - Complete
Swept Off Her Feet reviews
A sexually frustrated Draco drags Hermione away for a private moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Twice in a Blue Moon reviews
Bill Weasley's lycanthropy is worsening, a result of his failed attempt to mark his now ex- wife Fleur as his mate. Can Hermione help him find inner peace before the wolf fully takes control? post-Second Wizarding War, disregards the Epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,077 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Bill W., Hermione G.
Firewhiskey Fic: The WWW Love Fest reviews
Fred and George throw themselves a birthday bash. - A May 2013 Firewhiskey Fic entry - no betas allowed - drunken misspellings are part of the charm!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2013 - George W., Fred W., Verity - Complete
Firewhiskey Fic: Fine Young Trollop reviews
Miss Merry Sue thinks her Trolls need looking after. Hermione shows her differently. - A Jan 2013 LJ Firewhiskey Fic entry - no betas allowed - drunken misspellings are part of the charm!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Charlie W., OC - Complete
Remember This reviews
As they consider their next trip abroad, Hermione and Draco relive holidays past.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lost and Found in Love reviews
Lost in the Forbidden Forest, Hermione and Draco find something wondrous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Rubeus H. - Complete
Going Down reviews
Ministry lifts are so quiet, you never really know if they are working or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sweet Dreams, Charlie reviews
Charlie's home for Ginny's wedding, and he's looking forward to sowing a few wild oats. But, Merlin's beard, are all the fields already being ploughed?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
One Kiss, Two Kiss, Slow Kiss, Hot Kiss reviews
Malfoy likes Granger. He invites her to dine. Things keep going wrong. Will it all turn out fine?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Drabbles for Dramione reviews
My entries for the DMHG Challenge monthly Drabble contests. Drabbles of ALL ratings are in here!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice reviews
Are boys better than girls? Are wizards superior to witches? Draco Malfoy insists they are. Hermione Granger insists he's wrong, and challenges Malfoy to an eating contest to prove it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Costume Foolery reviews
Tonks and Charlie try out their Halloween costumes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2012 - N. Tonks, Charlie W. - Complete
Missed Connections reviews
After a pleasant autumnal trip to Diagon Alley with her friends, a Missed Connection describing Hermione appears in the Daily Prophet's Personals column. Who could have left it? Hermione's mad with curiosity, but the identity of the sender remains a mystery. Harry knows, but wild hippogriffs couldn't drag it out of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,625 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Firewhiskey Fic: Fever Lost Vague Ass reviews
Blaise's stag weekend ends up letting all of his friends get a little lovin'. - An August 2012 Firewhiskey Fic entry - no betas allowed - drunken misspellings are part of the charm!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Firewhiskey Fic: Camping Is Often In Tents reviews
Hermione and Harry go camping with the Weasleys. Guess who else is there? - A July 2012 Firewhiskey Fic entry - no betas allowed - drunken misspellings are part of the charm!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
In the Company of Dragons reviews
Hermione revels in her newfound passion for dragons – and their Keeper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Firewhiskey Fic: The Brides of June are Smiling reviews
Post-War, four couples get hitched. DM/HG, HP/GW, NL/OC, and RW/LL - A June 2012 Firewhiskey Fic entry; drunken misspellings are part of the charm!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Firewhiskey Fic: Lyrically Loving Lozenges reviews
Draco believes the Weasley Twins can actually HELP him give a nice gift to his mother as well as earn him points with Hermione. What's wrong with that guy? - A May 2012 Firewhiskey Fic entry - no betas allowed - drunken misspellings are part of the charm!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Firewhiskey Fic: I Don't Carrot All! reviews
The Twins BOTH ALIVE attempt to cash in on the Easter holiday. An April 2012 Firewhiskey Fic entry - drunken misspellings are part of the charm!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Relativity reviews
"Stop pacing, you're making it worse. We must be patient." - 500 word drabble - My Round Two entry for Hump Madness 2012.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Out reviews
"Embrace your lover. Hold her close. Feel her warmth, her love, her trust." - 487 word drabble - My Round One entry for Hump Madness 2012.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Firewhiskey Fic: Hermione Teaches Anatomy reviews
Hermione tries to teach the lads something about themselves. A March 2012 Firewhiskey Fic entry - drunken misspellings are part of the charm!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Run, Run, As Fast As You Can reviews
The moon rules Bill's life, but it has also set him free. My 2012 Bill Ficathon entry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Bill W., Hermione G. - Complete
Veelantine Surprise reviews
After sharing a New Year's Eve kiss with Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy begins a journey of self-discovery. Who knew a male Veela would suffer such trials and tribulations as he pursues his mate?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,511 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Firewhiskey Fic: Life Imitates Art! reviews
An innocent game of Hearts, played with normal playing cards, becomes MUCH more than a card game quite quickly. A Feb 2012 Firewhiskey Fic entry - drunken misspellings are part of the charm and required - no beta allowed !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Firewhiskey Fic: You Gotta Know When to Break 'Em reviews
Hermione discovers that her willpower is not omnipotent. A Jan 2012 Firewhiskey Fic entry - drunken misspellings are part of the charm!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Ice Man Cometh reviews
Draco is away on assignment this Christmas and Hermione misses him. When a secret admirer starts sending her gifts at the office, how will she react? Originally written for the LJ Smutty Claus Fic Fest 2011.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Firewhiskey Fic: Bill Came Upon a Midnight Clear reviews
It's Christmas Eve. Bill's depressed. Charlie wants to lift his big brother's spirits. WARNING: Contains Weasleycest and slash. A Dec 2011 LJ Firewhiskey Fic entry - drunken misspellings are part of the charm!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Charlie W., Bill W. - Complete
Firewhiskey Fic: Pumpkin Patch Playtime reviews
Hermione finally seduces Hagrid in his pumpkin patch. A Nov 2011 Firewhiskey Fic entry - drunken misspellings are part of the charm!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Devil is in the Cocktails reviews
Auror Malfoy and "Creature Keeper" Granger compete in a contest to concoct a new, autumnal-themed cocktail for the Leaky Cauldron. Who will prove to have the superior knowledge needed to create the best-tasting, original mixed drink? DH-compliant, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Derailing Draco reviews
Millicent Bulstrode is a big girl with big desires. Accidentally stumbling upon a frustrated Draco Malfoy, Millie takes matters into her own hands, teaching Draco - and realizing for herself - a little something in the process. DM/PP, DM/MB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Draco M., Millicent B. - Complete
Let Them Eat Cake reviews
Ron realizes that even a scullery can be romantic when you are with the right person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sighs and Sacrifice: A Wizarding Romance reviews
Mix a sly Slytherin, a rule-loving Gryffindor, an unspoken mutual attraction, and a wizarding romance novel; suddenly Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are trapped by the written word. Will they find their own happy ending?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,980 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Recipe for Success reviews
Fred and George are seeking a special book to help them in their creation of a new Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes treat. Madam Irma Pince, the Hogwarts Librarian, thwarts them at every turn. Takes place during Fred and George's seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,404 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Unconscionable Behavior reviews
Draco and Hermione are new parents, and Lucius discovers that keeping an ear out for baby can be quite enlightening. EWE. Voyeurism, DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete