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Joined 11-04-09, id: 2136176, Profile Updated: 04-06-11
Author has written 5 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, Bones, and Temperance Brennan Novels.

I'm an American in my mid twenties living in the UK. I read and write a lot. I'm fairly new to fanfiction, though not to writing.

I'm really anal about grammar and spelling, but I know I always miss at least one, no matter how many times I read through something, so if you catch one, let me know. I will bake and eat some cookies in your honor. Possibly oatmeal raisin or peanut butter. Mmmmmmm... Maybe I'll leave a few mistakes in the next chapter...

If you want to read my general rants or check out my original writing, have a look at my live journal. It's my homepage.


Some links for Healing the Dead:

Chapter 6: http:///ashleyjaykramer/music/songs/A-Traveling-Song-4956204

This is my friend's myspace. I reference Traveling Song, but check out Ahab and The Leash as well.

Chapter 11: I am yours, Tracy Chapman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3SsTT4lyKg&feature=related

The Promise, Tracy Chapman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N_8iRmM4JM

Fast Car, Tracy Chapman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orv_F2HV4gk

Broken, Tracy Chapman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2ONncjMuTc

I'm putting these up before I post the chapter, in order to encourage you to listen to them, especially the first two before reading it. They're important, so listen to the lyrics.

Links for Waking Need:

Chapter 2:

Sookie's top and sweater:

http:///detail/dolman-pointelle-cardigan/5508244

Eric's shirt:

http:///browse/?cid=44870&vid=1&pid=743999&scid=743999002

Chapter 11:

Sookie's dress: Please look at the alternate view for this dress. The primary pic looks a bit ridiculous.

http:///vintage-repro-dress-burgundy.html

I so want this dress, but to be fair, I absolutely adore this style of clothing.

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No More Heroes by Jan of Arc reviews
The new Millennium brings a new phenomenon that newscasters fall over themselves to cover. The headlines also give Sookie hope that her disability is something else entirely. Do Superheroes hand out application forms for sidekicks? AU, OOC. Rated M in case things get sweary, sexy or violent.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,890 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Eric, Sookie
Take it Off by Team Jane reviews
A new shy waitress finds herself working in an upscale Strip Club Hooligans. All hell breaks loose when a certain arrogant blond is the star of the show. Will Sookie be able to resist the arrogant ass clad in fur? All Human AU NOW COMPLETE!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 192,789 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Changing It All by FODforever reviews
Sookie receives a reality-altering gift from Niall, and makes a plan to right the wrongs in her life; but can she change the past and still hold on to the future? Rated T now, M later. Sookie/Eric, but it's going to take a little while! Through ch 1 D&G.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 97,795 - Reviews: 2367 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Winding Paths by JenWren reviews
Another hospitalization, thanks to the vamps, leads Sookie into a relationship with a human man. But the future holds a rocky path and she might just find herself back in the arms of her vampire Viking. Sookie/OC; Sookie/Eric; Post-From Dead to Worse
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,381 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Dying to Know by Hellbunnyofdoom reviews
My idea of what could happen after Dead and Gone. Where was Eric when Sookie needed him most? How will our lovely Southern Heroine survive the new dangers around her? T for now, M for later.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,471 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Hair and Makeup by Suki59 reviews
Sookie is a makeup artist on a film starring the famous Eric Northman. What starts as a normal work day turns into something much more fun. AH, AU, OOC. Nominated for two Lemon Tart Awards and a You Want Blood Award.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,466 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Northman Towers by evenflo78 reviews
Sookie moves in to a new apartment. Could her landlord just happen to be the man of her dreams? All human
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,682 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Beginning After the End by Angelcakester reviews
A decade after being turned into a vampire Sookie returns to the life that was taken from her, no matter how much she pretends it will never be the same life she lost. She needs to build a new existence that will make her happy, forever is a long time.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Graveyard of Good Intentions by scribeninja reviews
For the Eric & His Great Pumpkin contest. Sookie waits in the graveyard for her best friend, and reminisces on what brought her there. AH
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,862 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Good as Dead by Iliana Holt reviews
Halloween night causes quite a stir. Sam is acting strangely. Eric and Sookie have an interesting "date" that grows into something more...M for later chapters. Eric/Sookie. Spoilers for all books.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,415 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Sookie, Eric
Dead and Mourning by ColfaxBella reviews
Post Dead & Gone. Sookie and Amelia head to Tray's funeral.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,818 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Almost Dead by persephone700 reviews
Picks up right where Dead and Gone leaves off. My take on Book 10. Sookie has to deal with Niall's gift as well as dealing with the aftermath of Dead and Gone.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Dead Wrong by Meg2 reviews
Follows Dead and Gone, spoilers all nine books, some short stories
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,409 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 172 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Sookie, Eric
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Spider Bones: Revisited reviews
A retelling of the book, from Andrew Ryan's point of view.
Temperance Brennan Novels - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,100 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - A. Ryan, T. Brennan
Waking Need reviews
Post DITF. Basically a continuation, where I see things going. Actually has a plot, well, eventually. And citrus.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,539 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Eric, Sookie
The Wrong in Being Right reviews
Spoilers for 6x01, but only about the first ten minutes. Just a one shot, giving some insight into what was going through Brennan's head. I may add more one shots as the season continues, but for the moment this is a stand alone.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Becoming Bones reviews
So, basically I hated the 100th episode, and how it just got so many things just plain old wrong about the pilot. This story is my way of making that better. This is how Booth and Bones met, and their fight that led to them not speaking/working together.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Healing the dead reviews
Sookie is trying to move past what happened, but she finds herself refusing to process the past and just pushing on to the future. Spoilers through Dead and Gone. Mature for language, some lemons.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,948 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Eric, Sookie
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