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Joined 11-04-09, id: 2136325, Profile Updated: 03-17-14
Author has written 8 stories for Death Note, Devil May Cry, Bleach, and Code Geass.

Interests

My hobbies are watching anime, playing video games, reading books, writing/reading fanfiction (duh lol), and making amvs.

My favorite games are: The Elder Scrolls [Skyrim, Halo [3, Assassin's Creed [4, Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm [3, Fable [2, Bioshock [Infinite, The Legend of Zelda [Wind Waker, Castlevania Lords of Shadow, Resident Evil 6, Neverwinter Nights 2, Alan Wake, and FFVII Crisis Core. {Games in brackets are my favorite from a series} (no particular order)

Anime I like are: Naruto/Naruto Shippuden, One Piece, Fullmetal Alchemist/FMA Brotherhood, Code Geass Lelouch of the Rebellion, Fairy Tale, Avatar The Last Airbender/The Legend of Korra, Death Note, Kekkaishi, Durarara, Bleach, Darker Than Black, Hellsing/Hellsing Ultimate, Black Butler, Baccano, Sword Art Online, DB/DBZ, Digimon, Blood Plus, Black Cat, Black Blood Brothers, Devil May Cry, Yu Yu Hakusho, Elemental Gelade, Vandread, Shaman King, and Trinity Blood (favorite to least favorite)

My favorite movies are: The Avengers, Iron Man [3, Thor [The Dark World, X-Men [1, Pirates of the Caribbean [The Curse of the Black Pearl, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, Transformers, Van Helsing, The Thing {movies in brackets are my favorite from a series} (no particular order)

My favorite book series are: The Legend of Drizzt, The Harry Potters, The Inheritance Cycle, Bartimaeus Trilogy, The Obsidian Trilogy, the Inkworld trilogy, and Septimus Heap. (favorite to least favorite)

My favorite bands are: Shinedown, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Daughtry, Kamelot, Disturbed, Gackt, L'Arc-en-Ciel, and SID (no particular order)


Bio

Gender: Female

Age: 18

Country: U.S.A.

Religion: Christian


Current Projects

I'm mostly concentrating on The Day a Bored Demon Was Born right now, so I'll be updating it the most.

I'm so sorry for not updating A New Beginning in so long, I'm not into Bleach much anymore, so I lost my motivation to keep writing. I don't want it to become a dead fic, however, so I will try to update it eventually.


Random Stuff

I have come to a conclusion. This site is practically owned by yaoi obsessed fangirls. I hate it! I wish I could find a least 10 fanfics that didn't involve that crap! I'm sick of Vergil x Dante x Nero or L x Light! If I offended anyone then I'll apologize after they grow a none perverted brain.

Why do you x whoever stories exist? The "you" in these fics could easily have a completely different personality and appearance from the real you! You x whoever fics hardly ever have a plot, they are completely pointless and unimaginative. In my opinion, they are worse than self-insert romance fics, and that's saying something.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

Sarcasm is my body’s natural defense against stupidity.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree with me in saying that real vampires are blood-sucking, vicious, light-fearing monsters, not lovesick, pasty, big-headed sparkling teenagers, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Loki's Exile by Evilnor reviews
A collection of related one-shots, updated as I find inspiration. Chapter 2: Ninja'd. In which Loki prefers horses, the absence of Johnny Blaze's sweet chopper in his second movie is explained, and we discover that Gods of Mischief and Spirits of Vengeance don't mix.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Loki
Silence is Silver by Emilie Monaghan reviews
When Loki is returned to Asgard he was wearing a muzzle. This story chronicles the events that led to him being silenced.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Loki - Complete
Dark Defense by kyugan reviews
Before Fudge can appoint Dolores Umbridge as the new DADA Professor, Dumbledore seeks out a candidate of his own. And after all, the best tutors against the Dark Arts are those who are Dark themselves… 5th Year
Crossover - Harry Potter & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,549 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Albus D., Vergil
Spy's Report by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
Where was Dustfinger the night Meggie couldn't find him at Elinor's? Capricorn's spy makes his report, but a confrontation with Basta shows Dustfinger whose side he's truly on. One-shot.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Dustfinger, Basta - Complete
Dear Diary by Liisiko reviews
In the interest of keeping accurate records of the Akatsuki's rise to power, and for his own sick amusement mostly for his amusement .The "leader" of Akatsuki has ordered everyone to keep a journal of their lives. I really hate him sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,311 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Madara U.
Bellamont by the-lovecat reviews
Take away a boy's reason to live, and he'll grow up a vengeful murderer. If a life full of sin is the price to pay, then Mathieu Bellamont will spend eternity in Oblivion to avenge his sweet mother's death. Rated T for violence and language.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,356 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Lucien L.
Edward: an Imperial's Story by rford191 reviews
A comedy based on the Oblivion world and storyline, following Edward, a less than heroic protagonist, as he cowers, bumbles and stumbles his way through the many adventures that await
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 217 - Words: 193,215 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009
When Pigs Fly by Comatose Overdose reviews
Grimmjow's bored and decides to go shopping, but he finds out he has no money. So what does he do? he goes to his personal ATM, aka Ulquiorra, where they have a funny conversation ending with something unexpected. Not yaoi, no pairings.just readable crack
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Raito's Reflection by Aokidanza reviews
"Do you mean to say that you named your reflection?" "That is precisely what I am saying, Raito-kun." Yup. He's lost it.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Cleaning House by Cattiechaos reviews
With nine men living under the same roof, cleaning was pretty much a lost cause.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Jaunt by Raven Ehtar reviews
We know what Malik has to say about Altaïr's skills and attitude in general, but a trip back to Masyaf reveals some specifics on his horsemanship. Just for fun and cracky one-shot. Rated for one word.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Lolius Slappius: A Documentary by reaper with no name reviews
A look into the life of the Black Reaper, from the POV of the host of a British Documentary
Darker than BLACK - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Hei - Complete
A Mostly Excellent Adventure by Oroburos69 reviews
In which our anti-heroes are guided by the power of boredom and pie.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,333 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
Apples And Pears by lillyankh reviews
Light thinks he knows English. L proves him wrong. Now with translation.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
There Could Be Few Men by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
The tale of how Dustfinger, Roxane, and Basta met and how Dustfinger got his scars. Rated T for some violence when Basta cuts Dustfinger's face. Complete.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,167 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2009 - [Dustfinger, Roxane] Basta - Complete
Revenge by Final Hikari reviews
Genesis Rhapsodos' ambitious hopes of promotion are high; he desperately wants join the esteemed First Class, but what if Director Lazard’s plans differ? And how will a broken toilet infected by mako hinder the group? -Birthday present for Krynn-Meridia-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Genesis R., Lazard D. - Complete
Random Hellsing Tales: Volume III by Agent HUNK reviews
Another collection of short humorous Hellsing stories written by me, Agent HUNK. Stories included: Alucard runs out of ammo, the truth behind Integra being single, a Hellsing talent show, and crash courses in philosophy. Several pairing references. Enjoy!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008
Emasculated by Eric Draven201 reviews
Dante has never had great luck with women. When Trish is invited to go to a women's only party, he's forced to go along. How will he fair in room full of estrogen? Rated for language and mild violence. Oneshot.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Dante, Trish - Complete
A Legacy Most Frightening by Synbu reviews
Jarlaxle has the misfortune to meet a most...interesting lich. Sheer insanity and crazed humor ensue. Constructive critique is accepted, but no flaming. CHAPTER 3 FINALLY UP!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Jarlaxle, Artemis E. - Complete
A Very Sparda Christmas by Clumsy Ninjable reviews
A Devil May Cry take on the popular children's book, "A Visit from Old Saint Nick." AKA Super fluff from the twin's childhood.
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Dante, Vergil - Complete
Shop 'Til You Drop by Shadow'sIllusionist reviews
What happens when Dante is pulled into clothe shopping with Lady and Trish? ONE-SHOT
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Dante, Trish - Complete
Financial Diaries of a Devil Hunter by The Joe and Gromit Show reviews
Joe: When devil hunting stops paying the bills, Dante must resort to drastic measures to keep the money in. A series of get rich quick schemes devised by Dante. Please R&R.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,501 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Dante, Trish - Complete
About Ten by Kantayra reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Déjà Vu by Sisanae reviews
As the battle against Ultimate Evil draws ever closer, the adventurers of Crossroad Keep must band together to face their most terrifying challenge yet, or become the laughing stock of all Faerun. But there's something oddly familiar about the opponents..
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,080 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007
Cataclysm by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
When Deidara does pretty much the stupidest thing immaginable, he and Hidan have to work together through impossible circumstances to save both their butts. CRACK! LANGUAGE! Non-Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Breakfast is a Bang the Sequel! by dead drifter reviews
And Kakuzu thought that exploding cereal was the worst of his problems!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,703 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Breakfast is a Bang! by dead drifter reviews
Deidara. Kakuzu. Exploding Cereal. Nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Night of the Living Fangirls by Agent HUNK reviews
Its every male character's nightmare come true: Fangirls. Sasuke, Kakashi, and several other characters from other animes find themselves trapped in a cabin surrounded by fangirls. Can they find a way out before the fangirls find a way in? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,197 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Random Hellsing Tales by Agent HUNK reviews
A collection of bizarre Hellsing stories. Food fights, awkward romances, strange conversations, odd dreams, suicide missions, and utter idiocy on a massive scale. Rated T for violence, language, and stuff. OFFICIALLY THE GREATEST STORY I HAVE EVER WRITTEN
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,485 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
More Random Hellsing Tales by Agent HUNK reviews
Another collection of bizarre ficlets and minifics. Character interviews, Debates, what it scenarios, and of course the usual outragously funny stories. Expect some major OOCness in some parts. Reviews would be appreciated, even if they are flames.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,602 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006
The Big Five Zero Zero by Sisanae reviews
Hundreds of candles, stalker dwarves and a mysterious visitor...just what IS going on at Crossroad Keep?
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
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The Day a Bored Demon was Born reviews
This is my humorous version of what happened after R2. It's meant to be funny, but it'll have serious parts as well. Some parts could be taken as romance but I didn't really intend for there to be romance. Please review!
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,904 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Lelouch L., C.C.
Death Note 2: The Bond reviews
This is my idea for a second DN series. Please review.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009 - L, Ryuk - Complete
Alternate Endings reviews
Because there are so many what-ifs in Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Light Y.
A New Beginning reviews
This takes place after the war with Aizen. Ichigo decides to join one of the 13 squads but first he must enter the shinigami academy. There he will see some familiar faces...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,340 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Ichigo K.
Humorous DMC Tales reviews
A collection of funny DMC short stories. Inspired by Agent HUNK's Random Hellsing/Bleach/Naruto Tales. No form of Yaoi whatsoever in any of them. Please review!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,742 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Dante - Complete
The Battle of the Brains reviews
Who would win, Lelouch or Light? This is my answer. Make sure to read my author notes. Review please!
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Light Y., Lelouch L. - Complete
Intertwined reviews
Another one of those Ulquiorra is L fics. I tried to make it sound as believable as possible. Please Review!
Crossover - Bleach & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,040 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Ulquiorra, L - Complete
Dante's Return reviews
What ever happened to Dante? Did he escape hell? Find out the amusing answers here. Bad summary but I couldn't think of a better one. Please review!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Dante, Lucia - Complete