Poll: What is/are your favorite pairing/s from the show Bones? Vote Now!
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Heya, there! My name is Kelsie! You might've known me as BandBFOREVER, but now I changed it to BakingM0nk3y7 because I thought it fit my personality better. I am a 17 year old girl and a junior in high school. I lovee Pink (both the color & the singer) and hope to become a RN when I get older. I love writing (duh!). For me, it's an escape from my drama-filled life where I can just express all my feelings in a positive way. So, yeah . .
I've been on FFnet for as long as I can remember and I've loved every minute of it. I've met TONS of awesome people (you know who you are ;]) and a lot of the stories are, for lack of a better word, A-M-A-Z-I-N-G! There are just so many talented and creative people here. It's just insane. O.O
Another note: I'm am completely and utterly OBSESSED with Supernatural. This show is just so friggin' good and . . UGH! I can't even describe it! If you've never seen this show, you need to totally go and either get all 7 seasons on DVD or watch online or something! You will not regret it! And, also, I am equally obsessed with Jensen Ackles. He is SPECTACULACULAR, as Sammy would say. Hehe. I am a total Dean Girl and proud of it. Although, I love Sammy too (the non-soulless one, of course -.-).
And that's about all I have to tell you. It's not like anyone is gonna read this whole thing, heh . .
So, read my stories and please review! They are the inspiration to want to write more. I'm currently in a bit of the dreadful Writer's Block. If you have any ideas you want to see written out but either don't have the time or inspiration to do so, maybe I can take those plot bunnies and put them to good use and give you the credit. Just PM me! I also beta-read!
Now, I'm officially done. Thanks, sugar-plums! :)
Other shows I like:
-The Vampire Diaries
-Buffy the Vampire Diaries
-Anything ghost related (Ghost Adventures, Ghost Hunters, Ghost Whisperer, etc.)
-The Client List
-A lot more that would take me forever to type out :)
You Know Your a Massive Bones Fan When...
1. You want to work at the Jeffersonian Institute
2. You're considering becoming a Forensic Anthropologist/FBI Agent/Facial reconstruction artist...you get the idea
3. You say "I don't know what that means..." when you don't get something, then you start laughing even though no body gets it.
4. YOU LOVE PIE!
5. You HATE CLOWNS!
6. You use phrases from the show in everyday life (and then have to explain to people what you're talking about)
7. You talk to your friends about what happened in the latest episodes and get mad when they don't listen to you.
8. You have a Bones folder on your computer that no one dares to touch because you will kill them if they do.
9. You want to be a Brennan so you can find a Booth
10. You think Psychology is stupid OR Psychology is totally awesome
11. Flesh? Ewwww com'on... Bones is so much cooler!
12. You pause the episode when you leave the room even though you've seen it a million times already.
13. You think Booth& Brennan should just DO IT ALREADY!!
14. You want to kill whoever touches/talks/hurts Brennan yet still enjoying watching a jealous Booth
15. You wear fancy socks (and 'Cocky'/weird belt buckles for guys)
16. You get mad because you can't find EXACTLY the same font that they use to print the word "BONES" on the DVDs
17. You want to dress up as Wonder Woman/Clark Kent for Haloween
18. You are on half a dozen "Bones" forums and groups
19. You follow Hart Hanson on Twitter
20. Your friends & family members begin expressing their concern for your mental health
21. You use "Anthropologically speaking..." in sentences
22. You've read all of Kathy Reichs' novels
23. You start to tell to everyone how archaic the marriage is.
24. You explain to your couple that anthropologically its totally right to date two people at the same time...
25. You start to read about Physical Anthropology
26. You say "simmer down" when someone's annoying you or freaking out.
27. You know the names of every single episode, in order, and can tell someone exactly what happened in that episode.
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? --
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are unconcerned with the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers that do care, copy and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they do.
95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would shout“Jump, assholes!”
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "FUUUDGE!", "CHEEEESE!" or any variation thereof, copy and paste this into your profile.
Guns don't kill people; giant, gaping wounds in vital organs kill people.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men(or newspaper people) for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)
If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library or somewhere where it is supposed to be quiet copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.
If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. )
If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your own age, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Twilight), copy and paste this into your profile!
Messages to the world:
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Do you have all of the episode names and order memorized? Yes
Can you not help but quote Bones on an hourly basis? Yes
Did you start watching Buffy because David Boreanaz is in it? Pretty much
Do you feel obligated to introduce everyone you know to the amazingness called Bones? Duh!
Do you worship TJ Thyne? Not as much as I worship David Boreanaz, but somewhat ya
Do you know Zack's middle name is Uriah? Yes
Have you ever considered a career as a forensic anthropologist? I am going to be a forensic anthropologist
Have you ever wondered how it's possible for Bones to not have an MD? Yes
Do you know exactly what episodes Bones and Booth first hold hands, hug, and kiss? YES!
Do you find Bones to be the only show that you can watch the same episodes over and over and NEVER get bored of them? YES
Does the number 12402510221 mean anything to you? Yep
When someone says dirt, do you picture Hodgins freaking out? Yes
Have you become a conspiracy theorist since you started watching? No
Is it obvious to you that the Jeffersonian is modeled after the Smithsonian? It's so obvious
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