Author has written 3 stories for Seven Kingdoms Trilogy, and Harry Potter.
You'll notice I only joined recently, but in fact, I forgot the password to my other account. :3 I only read fics on that one anyway, and decided to do the whole spiel on this one.
Name: Call me Cher.
Age: Old enough to know my naughty words.
Sex: Not with you.
Location: One of those pesky English speaking countries, most of the time.
1. My name means 'look for the circus' in French.
2. I own a pair of turquoise cowboy boots.
3. Salami is good...
Points for your consideration...
1. My fics. -whores- Feel free to read them, I won't force you or nuffin'. -shifty eyes-
2. Barney's teeth. Think about it.
3. Velma Flinstone: Shag, marry or kill?
1. returds typin lyke dis, bad grammar and spelling in general.
2. Guys who sag skinnies.
3. Homophobes/extreme Christians/extreme Atheists/those people who insist Mc Donalds is good for you. PLEASE.
(Oh, god, I'm so stupid. I looked at 'Pet Peeves' and for the first time in the...5 years that I've read Harry Potter, noticed the correlation to Peeves. -facepalm-)
Things You'd Never Catch Me Doing:
1. Shooting up. I hate needles.
2. Eating Jello. It's nasty, nasty nasty stuff. The texture is what gets to me. Bleuh.
3. I looked at this question dirty...and my first thought was 'a chihuahua.' I have a gutter-brain, I'm sorry.
1. Seven Nation Army-White Stripes
2. Sticks and Stones-The Pierces
3. Have a Nice Day-Bon Jovi
1. Stardust (The Movie, not the book.-shame-)
2. Clam Chowda.
Fic Requests: I feel kinna arrogant writing this...ah, hell. If you want me to write for you, as longs as it's not something really kinky and I've read the books, I'll do it.
"Be yourself, everyone else is already taken." -Oscar Wilde
"I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me. I see what I want, I want what I see, and that is all okay by me." Itzah C. Kret
"Basically, the gist of Christianity is...you are worshiping a cosmic Jewish zombie who is his own father who can give you eternal life if you symbolically eat his blood and flesh. And you have to telepathically tell him he is your master. And if you do that, he will remove this evil spirit that is deep within your soul that everbody in humanity has within them because this naked woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit off of a magical tree. Or something like that." - Tyler Oakley
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