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Joined 11-05-09, id: 2136903, Profile Updated: 06-02-13
Author has written 11 stories for Kuroshitsuji, Vampire Knight, Loveless, Boy's Next Door, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Here is the story of my life:

First: I saw the slickest jet black butler of all time and is serving this little Earl with his whole sincerity and loyalty. I was welcomed by flying butter knives and gunshots, good thing my friend Raphael saved me.

Second: I had an encounter with a nekoboy and a masochistic bastard who challenged me to a spell battle, which I didn't understand until I mentioned Earless that made the nekoboy and his partner run. They were called...Loveless, I think.

Third: I walked in a school at night and was attacked by vampires. Didn't last long, I left as soon as I arrived.

Fourth: I saw a 14 year old prostitute having moments with an older guy. I was mortified. Nothing much to speak of.

And lastly: I was cursed by this tea-drinking Brit, got over stuffed by an American, business talked by a Chinese, raped (by looking) by a French, got scolded by a German and lastly, got hurled to the Pacific's Ring of Fire by a Russian.

-and that's how I got retarded.

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Hogwarts and The World by Sunfire7845 reviews
England is summoned to Hogwarts to teach temporarily, but can he conceal his identity from the prying eyes of the students and teachers there? And then there's the looming trouble of Voldemort and the Ministry of Magic as well. Set in the 5th year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,197 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 10/23/2011 - England/Britain
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
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Be careful what you wish for! reviews
France would give everything to see Iggy smile. Just once. Big mistake. England2p! and France D. Character death. Gore. Blood. D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - England/Britain, France
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Eyebrows reviews
Jack was once dubbed remarkable, until the Spanish Armada abducted him and took his ship away. To add insult to injury, his abductors were easily defeated by the remarkable Lion that terrorized the seven seas. How will Jack escape his doom? Will he forever work for his abductors or will he try once more to fight for his dignity?
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, England/Britain, France, Spain
I won't say I love you reviews
America hates England to the boot. Then he found out about England's current situation. England is currently in a lot of trouble but America refuses to help. Will he soften up and help his poor former brother or will he let England suffer? WARNING! TEARJERKER ALERT! PROCEED WITH CARE! XC. Rated K for the swear words.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Silent Dinner reviews
England invites America over hoping to learn some of the plans he made for invasion. Instead, England states a different story to America. For the first time, Iggy cries. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/2/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Mr Masochist vs Mr Flawless reviews
Sebastian and Ciel walks in to a new place called Tokyo, it's not easy to settle in when you're...completely different...a bit yaoi
Crossover - Loveless & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Soubi A., Sebastian M.
Sebastian's Fear reviews
Sebastian is the greatest butler in the Phantomhive Mansion, until Raphael shows up and Sebastian doesn't like it. He's faster, stronger, nicer, more handsome and worse, closer to Ciel. Will this be the end of Ciel and Sebastian duo?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,649 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sebastian M.
Empty reviews
Gosh...I dunno what to write for BND, but well...I was bored, then I decided to make a story about it since it's such a cute story that made me tear up *Well, I didn't cry but it was sad*
Boy's Next Door - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Complete
A memoir of a butterfly reviews
A wish, something I wanted my whole life, something I could call my own. Ritsuka, please...save me, I'm scared
Loveless - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Soubi A., Ritsuka A. - Complete
A night to remember reviews
Sebastian visits the trembling and weak master in his quarters. Then, he never thought it would be this memorable.... tell me if I sucked or I did good for a first time
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Confessions of the Heartless reviews
A lost soul asking why he's called a heartless, what made him one? is it because he's demon? -plz review!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Eternal Void reviews
What makes you truly happy? Being in the arms of someone you love? Or being with someone who will do everything for you?
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete