Author has written 11 stories for Kuroshitsuji, Vampire Knight, Loveless, Boy's Next Door, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
Here is the story of my life:
First: I saw the slickest jet black butler of all time and is serving this little Earl with his whole sincerity and loyalty. I was welcomed by flying butter knives and gunshots, good thing my friend Raphael saved me.
Second: I had an encounter with a nekoboy and a masochistic bastard who challenged me to a spell battle, which I didn't understand until I mentioned Earless that made the nekoboy and his partner run. They were called...Loveless, I think.
Third: I walked in a school at night and was attacked by vampires. Didn't last long, I left as soon as I arrived.
Fourth: I saw a 14 year old prostitute having moments with an older guy. I was mortified. Nothing much to speak of.
And lastly: I was cursed by this tea-drinking Brit, got over stuffed by an American, business talked by a Chinese, raped (by looking) by a French, got scolded by a German and lastly, got hurled to the Pacific's Ring of Fire by a Russian.
-and that's how I got retarded.