I love naruto and the copules will always be sasusaku nejiten hinanaru sikaino they will never change unlease if its like me putting karin in for amusment other ten that face it these are te ment to be pairs my favorite is sasusaku most of my story will be about them im not over doing it naruto fanfic is awsome and i love u all if u like those parings if not srewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu but dont take it offenseve its just the way it goes I LOVE SASUSAKU LEARN IT LIVE IT LOVE IT!

THINGS WORN IN MY STORIES IF IT DOESNT TURN A DIFFERENT COLOR COPY AND PASTE IT IN TO THE TOOL BAR

Wedding dress sakuras kamino : http:///hi/img/2/0/0/e3/3/AAAAAlwSABMAAAAAAOMxsQ.png?v=1206399042000

Alone Sakura anbu outfit:

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so people you see i am very proud of my self because im gonna continue saome of my stories and delete the other ones that have less reviews then in the near future im going to remake them if you like any of my stories tell me because i will not delete it and oh if your reading my main story bootcamp THAT WILL NOT BE DELETEDDD luv yah people

i use to be called SakuraBabycherryBlossum well ok this is what i look like

eyes-hazel they change colors

hair - brown

age-15

grade- Sophmore

highschool-blah blah

sports- cheerleading soccer gymnastics dance and karate omg i learned how to do a ollie so yah i can skate bored now .

hobbies - drawing ( i draw really good not as good as narutos owner but i can draw a almost perfect sakura hinata and sasuke ) reading naruto cheering for my school practicing for cheer and dance in winter i play soccer im brazillan so im also really good at it i also do karate im a purple belt WOHOOOOO i just turned to a purle belt

Favorite music: my favorite song is wedding dress eglish and normal verison its so sad my fav band would be greenday i quess my fav raper is drake my fav singer well theres many but i would say Utada Hikaru i also love her song Sakura drops i love jappanese and asain things

You might think im weird i know a cheerleader reading naruto it all started that day when naruto started i loved the charater sakura and i love her hair and her eyes my mom says my eyes looke like hers big and green well hazel kinda green my eyes change colors during seasons dont ask

i love the parings sasusaku and all my stories will be about them and evreyone else will be in the stories to but the main paring will be them .GO SASUSAKU oh my god i love naruto i read all there books and i want the 47 to come out so badly it says it comes ut in december but it got pushed back to febuary AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

1 - January

01 - Maito Gai
02 - Tatami Iwashi
08 - Hyuuga Hiashi, Hyuuga Hizashi
09 - Haku
19 - Gaara
23 - Aburame Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi
25 - Yondaime

2 - February

08 - Third Hokage Sarutobi
10 - Uchiha Obito
11 - Sigure
15 - Tayuya
24 - Nara Yoshino
29 - Yakushi Kabuto

3 - March

08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
10 - Taiseki
18 - Hoshigaki Kisame
20 - Morino Ibiki
23 - Yashamaru
27 - Hyuuga Hanabi
28 - Haruno Sakura
29 - Kazekage

4 - April

02 - Sinobi Gashir
04 - Tobitake Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
13 - Inuzuka Hana
22 - Akimichi Chouza
30 - Gato

5 - May

01 - Akimichi Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Mitokado Homura
15 - Kankurou
26 - Umino Iruka
30 - Baiu

6 - June

01 - Uchiha Mikoto
06 - Demon Brothers (Gouzu & Meizu)
09 - Uchiha Itachi
11 - Yuuhi Kurenai
12 - Dosu Kinuta
15 - Kimimaro
18 - Mahiru
20 - Ukon, Sakon
26 - Jirobou

7 - July

03 - Hyuuga Neji
04 - Baki
05 - Kakkou
06 - Kin Tsuchi
07 - Inuzuka Kiba, Akamaru
15 - Nara Shikaku
17 - Shiranui Genma
21 - Hagane Kotetsu
23 - Uchiha Sasuke
27 - Genyuumaru

8 - August

02 - Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
12 - Inuzuka Tsume
15 - Momochi Zabuza
16 - Uchiha Fugaku
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Namiashi Raidou

9 - September

01 - Utatane Koharu
03 - Yamashiro Aoba
07 - Aburame Shibi
14 - Zaku Abumi
15 - Hatake Kakashi
22 - Nara Shikamaru
23 - Yamanaka Ino

10 - October

10 - Uzumaki Naruto
18 - Sarutobi Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Mitarashi Anko
27 - Orochimaru

11 - November

02 - Gekkou Hayate
03 - Uzuki Yuugao
05 - Daimyo of the Wind Country
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Rin, Mubi
16 - Kagari
18 - Shizune
25 - Kamizuki Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Tsurugi Misumi

12 - December

01 - Zouri
04 - Dan
16 - Kidoumaru
20 - Oboro
24 - Madame Shizimi (wife of the Daimyo of the Fire Country)
25 - Inari
27 - Hyuuga Hinata
30 - Konohamaru

For All Those Sad Stereotypical Shits Out There :

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

im ASIAN so i must be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.( I THINK IM PRETTY AND I AM A VERGIN )

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.( AM NOT )

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.( VERY TRUE AND IM PROUD AND IF U HAVE A PROBLUM U CAN COME KISS MY TAN BIG BRAZZILLIN ASS)

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im bilingual so i must curse people out in my language( if your a bitch asshole or bastard then yes im sorry)

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.( AM NOT )

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. ( AM NOT )

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff ( IM A SKATEER BUT I WOULD NEVER DO SUCH THINGS ITS CALLED TAKING WITH OUT ASKING AND NOT GIVING IT BACK JK )

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. ( ITS FUNNY CAUSE I DONT HAT HOMO PEOPLE I OVE THEM NO I AM NOT HOMOIM STRIGHT I JUST THINK THER AWSOME GO HOMO PEOPLE LIVE YOUR LIFE )

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. ( YOUR MOM )

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.( I WEAR ALOT OF THIS )

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.( I WOULD NEVER )

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. ( HELL YAH )

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.( NOT AHHH )

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. ( AND I AM O DAMN PROUD )

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.( IF U CONSIDER NARUTO THEN YES )

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak ( SMART BUT NOT WEEK IM A PURPLE BELT ILL KICK URR ASS BITCH JK )

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE ( I HAVE FRINDS THAT ARE HOMO BUT SERIUOSLY WHEN IT COMES TO FANFICTIONS AND NARUTO GETTING PAIRED WITH SASUK THATSS JUT AHHH )

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.( HELL YAH IM A LONER NOT REALLY BUT I KINDA AM )

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST ( I AM NOT AND NEVER WILL BE I LOVE AMARICA AND OBAMA ROCKS )

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.( COME ON PEOPLE MY BEST FRIENDS ARE SO U KNOW U LOVE THEM )

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. ( I HAVE TO AGREE BUT TO OTHER PEOPLS WRITING WHEN I KNOW I HAVE HORRABLE GRAMMER )

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.( I AM VERY NICE THANK YOU VERY MUCH )

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.( NOPE IM VERY SMART )

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.( NEVER I LOVE MY LIFE )

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Oh Yeah I'm Bad :P YOUR JELOUS IM BRAZILLIN OH YAH

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from, NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Kinomi-chan, xXFallenSakuraXx, Angry Fox Girl,Setsugekka, AkaneUchiha,onihime-san, whitegraywolf,SakuraBabyCherryBlossom

MOST HATED CHARACTER IN THE WORLD TO ME

KARIN FROM NARUTO

if ur family wonders how u can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into ur profile

Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'.
Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.
Karin is fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.
Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.
Karin is so ugly, when the other girls saw her, they all ran for Lee. (I love Lee, but that did make some sense xD)

Put that in your profile if you despise Karin (aka the MEGA-slut), hope she dies in Sakura's hands, and think Sasuke rightfully belongs to SAKURA!

If you believe that sasuke and sakura are meant to be together and karin should die, copy and paste this 2 your profile!

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

lt;pIf you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.)Brother slavery is different it is so fun to tease them!! then copy this into your profile!

If you think flamers are just huge jerks who don't have any creativity and just insult people's writing because they're envious,copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, PhAnToM SpEaKeRv, Toushiro's little shinigami, otherrelmwriter, Stippled-Starlight, Hellopanda23, Georgisakura, xXx-namara-shimi-xXx, shikixxrima, gothic bunny-chan, SakuraBabyCherryBlossum

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.

if u have read all of the stories in a community/ies post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions,copy this in your profile

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

15 Things Not To Say When Getting Pulled Over What do you use those rubber gloves for, anyway?So thats what those yellow flashing lights in the school zone long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!You’ll never get those cuffs on me... You Homo!On the way to the station let’s get a six pack, oh don’t forget the cig’s.I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men!But officer, I’ve got 2 different drivers licenses from 2 different states! Pick one.Back off, Barney, I’ve got a , I don’t know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at , offi, offic, lucifer... I’m not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog.If I bend over, will I still get a ticket?I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!No, you assume the position.20 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, “Trick or Treat!” Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, “Top Secret” in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, “It’s about time you got here,” give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, “Come in.” When they do, have everyone yell, “Surprise!!” Act like it’s a surprise party.Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what’s wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural “whirring” sound.After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don’t move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.When you answer the door, hold up one candybar, throw it out into the street, and yell, “Crawl for it!”When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and runaround the house, screaming until they go away.Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter.Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.Answer the door with a mouthful of M&M’s and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don’t have any candy.Hand out cigarettes and bottles of aspirin.Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you’re finished.20 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, “Trick or Treat!” Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, “Top Secret” in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, “It’s about time you got here,” give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, “Come in.” When they do, have everyone yell, “Surprise!!” Act like it’s a surprise party.Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what’s wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural “whirring” sound.After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don’t move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.When you answer the door, hold up one candybar, throw it out into the street, and yell, “Crawl for it!”When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and runaround the house, screaming until they go away.Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter.Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.Answer the door with a mouthful of M&M’s and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don’t have any candy.Hand out cigarettes and bottles of aspirin.Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you’re finished.

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