Zurla Adams
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Joined 11-05-09, id: 2137270, Profile Updated: 03-12-14
Author has written 11 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, Tokyo Mew Mew, Misc. Games, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

hello. this is montana speaking. Aka Zurla.

i have long since passed my fanfiction days, sadly, but i will still strive to finish my stories that i had finished long ago.

i am sorry if i had let you down, but i will try.

and hopefully my writing skills have improved, as sometimes i look back at my stories and cringe...

oh well.

lez do dis

/fist pump

reach me here princessofmisuse.tumblr.com

or here @katsitsiaronion on twitter

yey

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Please Stay Off The Grass And Out of the Trees by Laleanen reviews
Mori/OC. Just who is the handsome young man in the window, and why does he have a chicken on his head? (Rated T for bullying.)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,850 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Mori/Takashi M.
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Chrysanthemum by peterpauper reviews
Everything we've gone through and everything we've accomplished can never be explained in words. Kyoya X OC.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,321 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Pumpkins Make People Crazyyyyy! by Yumi-chan-likes-chainsaws reviews
Random craic with your favourite twins! Pumpkins, raccoons and deliberately confusing Haruhi. Could only be the Hitachiins! Ch.85's up and everyone is related
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 85 - Words: 28,100 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
War by Lycoris B reviews
Luna and Draco are at war. Drabble, rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 12,709 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Luna L., Draco M.
Privacy Policy by Kaede-tama reviews
Alfred posts a picture of a shirtless Matthew on Facebook. This is why Matthew doesn't like social networking sites. MultiplexCanada. Written for Iwant2beAcookie.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Armide by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Arthur is a lonely novelist. Matthew is the 18 year old next door. What happens next might not be okay. AU, Arthur/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/5/2011 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Ouran High School Host Club Potter Puppet Pals by luckygirl88 reviews
This a series of one shots based on Potter Puppet Pals with the Ouran characters and styles placed in it. It's very funny and I do hope you enjoy.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,884 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009
I See No Resemblance by Artemis Day reviews
Tamaki is doing a project on his family history and needs information on his mother's family. With no way to find anything, he makes an offhand wish that he could meet his ancestors, and apparently, someone is listening.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Tamaki S., Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Meet Your New Big Brother! by huskychao reviews
Russia and Latvia are about to meet the male version of Ukraine... but what's that strange noise coming from outside? And is Russia's big brother "more" than the two expected? crack oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Ukraine, Russia - Complete
Mistletoe? by MyFearOfFalling reviews
CRACK. Alfred finds an old mistletoe decoration, and decides to torture Kiku and Arthur with it. OHFUN. Sorry if some of it makes no sense. It's like, 2:30 am. Rated T because T rating's for the cool kids 8D ...That, and the ending. DERP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
Sweet Dreamers by thelemoncakeangel reviews
Goodnight, and sweet dreams."
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Footprints by Chronoquest reviews
Fujioka Haruhi could measure her time at Ouran in footprints. Character Study
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Haruhi F.
How Not to be a Gentleman by Artemis Ashfleur reviews
Edward seeks the help of the Host Club after having some problems back in Forks with Bella. However, while he's there, he doesn't get the help he expected. And learns about yaoi, too! This is not meant to be taken seriously at all! It's a joke!
Crossover - Twilight & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Edward - Complete
Germany's Sexventure by Boogily reviews
Cause Germany has always had it coming. Especially when Greece is involved. CRACK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Germany, Greece - Complete
Realization by Animeimaginationgrl reviews
Spoiler warning! Takes place after Burned. After Stevie Rae left Rephaim, Rephaim became sadden and went on the roof to think alone. He never thought of the ghost girl coming in and ruining his alone time, but has she ruined it? Rated because of book.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Rephaim, Stevie Rae J. - Complete
The Survey by Flying Faraway reviews
Just one question but different reactions. I tried to preserve that special Ouran way of thinking.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2010
Backwards Day by The Obsidian Angel reviews
Haruhi enters the Host Club one day to discover that everyone seems a bit... backwards. Why is Hunny eating vegetables? Why won't Mori shut up? And when did Tamaki's heart go from bleeding to stone cold?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Trust by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Because that word means so much to Thalia Grace. Hints of Thuke, actual Thalico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
Playlist by 1WordImagination reviews
A/N i made this to have songs that many people may know. the songs follow the plot so don't worry XD she had no name to give the hosts for what she saw in her name was nothing but a past memory. but what happens when past follows? please read! XD
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 128,042 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
Obvious by EverSmilingMaze reviews
It's so obvious, it's almost disgusting. SPAM. Carly-centric. My first story, so don't stalk me down and hold a knife up against my throat if you hate it. Save that for my later stories.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Sam P., Spencer S.
The Pretender by StValentineSt reviews
I'm not a boy, but you will never know it." There is a new addition to the Ouran High School Host Club and an unwilling one. But what dark secrets does he or is it a she? hold and how far is Kyoya willing to go to uncover the truth?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,179 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Kyōya O. - Complete
The Prince and the Knight by KageNoNeko reviews
For Ouran's Contest.In the land of Ouran, the knights are known for their justice and one knight happens to be a very androgynous girl. When she spends time with the prince, a chain of events launch and end with a prophecy coming true.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,437 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Joyeux Anniversaire by Moonchild10 reviews
Tamaki x Haruhi oneshot. Haruhi is at a loss when it comes to what to get Tamaki for his birthday, but it turns out that the perfect gift can't be found in a store...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
THE T SHOULD BE SILENT by Howls-Princess-loves-EdwardRoy reviews
“There shouldn’t be a T at all.”“Kaoru you are once again not making any sense.” Kaoru is being cryptic once again.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Kyoya's Christmas Carol by Regal Bryant Lover reviews
A lost episode of 'Where For Arte Thou, Kyoya' that spoofs the play 'A Chrisrtmas Carol'. Kyoya has no holiday spirit, even though everyone else around him does! Will three spirits of Past, Present and Future help Kyoya see the truth of Chirstmas?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - [Kyōya O., OC]
Truth or Dare OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB STYLE by Rayne Marie reviews
I am Rayne. My friend Kiwi and I love OHSHC. We got bored. This is the result. xD Please R&R. We'll do better soon, we swear. Rated T for strong language, violence, random mindblowing stupidity, immaturity and SUPERTASTICAL AWESOMENESS. -shot- xD
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/9/2009
Prussia's Rant by bloodonthepages reviews
Prussia rants to an unwilling Lithuania about his current condition. Implied PolandxLiet,HungaryxPrussia,GermanyxItalia Rated M for strong language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
What would happen if by Loopy Looney Charny reviews
What would happen if... Hunny-sempai and Edward Cullen where to meet. If i get anymore ideas for these type stories, or if you suggest some that i could figure out, they will go here
Crossover - Twilight & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Edward, Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Ouran High School Black Magic Club by The-baby-Sparrow reviews
The Black Magic Club is wicked through and through, but what will happen when a second year student has to keep her promise? Find out what happens to the BMC once a new member finally arrives! More summary inside! NekozawaXOCXKyouya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,667 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/25/2007 - U. Nekozawa, Kyōya O.
So Far Under by poweroverbirds reviews
He was so far under, all he could see was her
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,022 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
Tamaki's Cousin by rebelliouself5 reviews
Kyouya has left Japan due to his father's actions and is now living with Tamaki's uncle in England. He just wanted to escape and finish his schooling before getting a job, but what he didn't expect was to fall in love with Tamaki's cousin. KyouyaxOC R&R!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,684 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Happy Birthday by FakeDoll reviews
Severus is getting mysterious, woollen presents. Written in January for Snape's birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
As You Wish by dutchrub reviews
Oneshot. Whether her dad had planned this mischief or not, Haruhi is forced to recognize some striking parallels a certain host has to "The Princess Bride." MorixHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Men's Room by lilgirl reviews
Haruhi has been in the host club for two days. On her second day she is forced to face a problem she's going to have to deal with until graduation...which bathroom should she use? Men's, or women's?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
Defying Theater Geeks by hippy.intellect reviews
A spoof of Defying Gravity. A girl sticks up for the musical she loves.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Memory by bookchic23 reviews
Songfic based on CATS. Hatori remembers Kana, and is comforted by an unexpected source. My first songfic.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Hatori S., Momiji S. - Complete
Lunchtime by Saadia Mirage reviews
Haruhi is absent at lunchtime and Tamaki lets his imagination run wild. Oneshot. TamaXHaru Sorta prequel to Courtship.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
The Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 88 - Published: 11/26/2002
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Abroad the Wide World reviews
AU Hetalia. Basic storyline, Hetalia Academy goes Ouran. I guess. Let's see if I can pull this off, and if so, where can this lead.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 1/28/2012
Welcome Baudelaires! reviews
It's been two years since Count Olafs death. The Baudelaires return, and they need a new start. So they go to Japan, the most random place where they can be in order to be safe. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny try to look towards the future optimistically, though beginning again is tough, especially when the past refuses to stay hidden.
Crossover - Series Of Unfortunate Events & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,027 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Violet B., Kyōya O.
Host Club and the Real world reviews
I was thinking of what I just did and smirked once more.That smirk was wiped off immediately when I walked into my room.Because in my room was 6 hansome boys and one girl wearing blue blazers and black pants. A/N :D I'm back.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,641 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/13/2009
What An Unusual Ending of a Night reviews
Authur leaves Luna to Francis, which turns into an unlikely couple.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Luna L., France - Complete
As You Wish reviews
This is the crackiest couple I can think of. It's comeplete and utter lameness and failness. The sorty has nothing to do with the Princess Bride. Does this even count as mature? Read at your own risk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Germany, China
YOU ARE WELCOME, EMILY reviews
YES, VERY WELCOME EMILY. SHOW THIS TO ELIZABETH. TO OTHERS, FIRST ATTEMPT AT ALMOST SMUT. READ IF YOU WANT TO. I WARN YOU. NOT THAT FANTASTIC. :S AuthurxKiku, rated M for almost-smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - England/Britain, Japan
OMEGLE MADNESS! reviews
I had no idea where to put this, but this is a true conversation I had on omegle. Enjoy!
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Complete
Brick By Boring Brick reviews
Sequel to Understanding. Song fic. "Go get your shovel, and we'll dig a big hole, to bury the castle, bury the castle" HikaruXLuna :D
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Luna L., Hikaru H. - Complete
Your Love Is My Drug reviews
A songfic to Ke hias "You Love Is My Drug". One shot! Contains three pairings LxP, PxT, and IxK!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Complete
Understanding reviews
Ugh, title sucks. Anyways, Hikaru runs off in a unexpected fury, only to find himself in front of the clock tower... Made out of a sudden idea. Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Luna L., Hikaru H. - Complete
Question HAVE to Lead to Answers reviews
Zurla asks the Host Club a question. "Hey, what does..." Meh, what can I say, I'm bored :D And go to my page if you get... confused... about something... heh..
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete