Author has written 41 stories for Metalocalypse, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy XII, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Yu-Gi-Oh, Dresden Files, Harry Potter, Hobbit, Prince of Egypt, Assassin's Creed, Joseph: King of Dreams, South Park, and Snowpiercer.
Well everyone, I'm, uh, gomenasai I guess. Jeez, I really need to change that thing to something more, you know, modern.
As I'm sure all of you know, at least if you've spared the slightest glance to my stories, I write yaoi. So much yaoi. My preferred fandom is Metalocalypse, but I've also got stuff for FFXII, Kingdom Hearts, Bleach, Naruto, and Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. And probably some other shit, but I don't look at my files often enough to know. To be perfectly honest, they scare me a little, because hey, there's probably some pretty bad porn in there, and I don't want to go near it.
A few people I know have equated me to Charles Foster Ofdensen, because, you know, I'm their CFO. I've also been informed that that's the only person I could ever cosplay as, since I have the same color hair, the same glasses, and literally all I'd need is a red tie since I already have a gray suit. Also, when I'm talking I admittedly say uh and ah a lot, and it's only when typing that I sound even moderately coherent.
Shit, I don't really have much else to say about myself, really. I'm honestly not all that interesting, obviously. Mostly I just do a lot of random stuff and write bad fanfiction in the interval. So yeah.
Ugh, what else, what else, what else... does anyone even give a quarter of a flying fuck? Probably not, so I'm going to stop typing now, and allow you guys to read some of the endless yaoi that rests on this page.
Or, I guess, on this one, which is my other fanfiction account that has the actual recent stuff I've done on it because I just sort of gave up on this website, I guess: