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Joined 11-05-09, id: 2137594, Profile Updated: 06-05-19
Author has written 15 stories for StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, StarTrek: The Original Series, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Babylon 5, Quantum Leap, StarTrek: Voyager, Warehouse 13, and StarTrek: Other.

Hello, real Star Trek fans! If you are tired of Abrams' historically inaccurate drivel disguised as good entertainment, then these stories are for you. Star Trek should have never been put in the hands of someone who obviously doesn't know anything about the show.

Let me tell you a little bit about myself. I have been a Star Trek fan for nearly fifty years and love the original series. I was born in Wisconsin and raised in Minnesota, where I still reside. I hate what Abrams has done with Star Trek, and feel he has ruined it. I also think Discovery isn't Star Trek. It's garbage. I know that there were no female captains before and during Kirk's time. I include important characters like Chekov and Chapel. I don't dump them when they become inconvenient and historical continuity is important to me. I'm not a Ferengi. I write from the heart, not the pocketbook.

I have some sad news. My dear mother passed away on Monday, the third of June, so it might take me a bit longer to come up with another chapter of my most recent story.

Does anyone remember July 20th, 1969? I do. I was six years old in July of that year. I remember that practically the whole world tuned in as Neil Armstrong said his famous words "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." I am a believer that it did happen. 2019 will bring the 50th anniversary of that event.

The third chapter of "The Smarter Half" is here at last. It's a comedy, in which Picard and crew meet the smart half of the Pakled race. (I noticed the lack of female representation on the Pakled ship in this episode and decided to remedy that oversight.) I know it's been a long time, but I have a good explanation. The company I worked for for over thirty years laid my whole department off and it has taken me a while to recover from the shock. Thank you for your patience.

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Gorn Captain-Avenger by Jaime Hudson reviews
Why were the Gorn really on Cestus-3... and why did they go after the Federation with a vengeance?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2017
Dedicated to the Cause by Foxcat93 reviews
A different twist on "Person or Persons Unknown," a Season 3 Twilight Zone (original series) episode. I was requested to write the story by another FanFiction member, Retro Mania. He gave me the idea and most of the details. I simply wrote the story.
Twilight Zone - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Complete
Shell Mates by Aurora Lenore reviews
When Reginald Barclay is befriended by fellow shipmate Armanya Collins, he is happy to have found someone who seems to understand him. But while Barclay begins to secretly pine for her affections, Armanya's secret could not only break his heart, but possibly cost him his life!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,275 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 6/23/2015 - R. Barclay, G. LaForge, OC - Complete
Distant Echoes by auroraTerra reviews
A surprising hopeful away mission takes a shocking turn when Seven Of Nine, The Doctor, and Captain Janeway are dumped into an alternate reality of strange men in candy colored outfits, grim reapers, and police antics. The problem? They soon discover that getting back home isn't going to be a quick fix when the so-called allies become the enemies.
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,932 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Seven of Nine, Z D.
Home At Last by NorthStar51 reviews
What happens when Kirk and company meet the Robinsons? Find out in this story that takes place between "ST V: The Final Frontier" and "ST VI: The Undiscovered Country" on the Enterprise NCC-1701-A .
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Lost In Space - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,843 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012
A bad morning for hair by Zelda12343 reviews
Chekov is not a morning person. So it's perfectly natural for him to totally forget something when getting ready for Alpha Shift. Something rather funny. Contains hints of Sulu/Uhura if you squint. Rated T for... well, you'll see.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2011 - P. Chekov - Complete
The Reluctant Hero by Foxcat93 reviews
Starring silent film star Harry Langdon's character "The Little Elf." Full of slapstick and silliness, the story includes a nutty inventor and his sister and intrepid Hero Harry Lane who tries to save the City of Troublefield from various villains.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,005 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
A Bit of Mudd by Lorraine Anderson reviews
Stella - the original - finds Harry Mudd, and Kirk finds the she's more human than he realized.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/26/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
In Spite of Jim by Lorraine Anderson reviews
Miri learns that there's more to growing up than being a Grup. Published in OF DREAMS & SCHEMES 22, 5/2007
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Amanda G. - Complete
Blondes and Borgs by Lorraine Anderson reviews
Sam leaps into the Doctor - but who is he to help? Published in Our Favorite Things #16, 5/2000
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Quantum Leap - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Lady Q - Complete
Facing Consequences by Lorraine Anderson reviews
Finnegan has reason to regret his past when the Enterprise comes to his rescue... From the fanzine Our Favorite Thing #19, May, 2003
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/12/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Ageless by Foxcat93 reviews
A Twilight Zone story. The story of a good man who comes face to face with evil and how he handles it and is changed by it. A morality tale of good and evil; a bit of religion. Drama with the supernatural; nothing gross. Rated T.
Twilight Zone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,656 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete
A Question by IllogicalIsLogic reviews
Set very shortly after "The Enterprise Incident" Spock questions himself and his commitment to Starfleet and his own weaknesses. Is he a Vulcan or is he a Human? A self indulgent short story, but one hopefully you'll enjoy.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Spock - Complete
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The Smarter Half reviews
Captain Picard answers a distress call from another Pakled ship, and they all discover the reason why Pakled men are so stupid. A sequel to the episode "Samaritan Snare". I also borrowed something from "The Cloud Minders".
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/23/2019 - Published: 12/25/2018
The Children of Vaal (Revised) reviews
The first Gamma Triangulan in Starfleet fakes her death, and secretly masterminds the destruction of the ill-fated Pegasus. When the Enterprise-D comes to investigate the appearance of a Pegasus shuttle craft orbiting Gamma Trianguli VI 12 years later, it becomes a prime target. A sequel to the original episode "The Apple". Please review.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 53,082 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/11/2018 - Published: 7/15/2015 - J. Picard - Complete
Unscrupulous reviews
Just for his own amusement, the Q transports Captain Christopher back to Kirk's Enterprise along with Rasmussen and encourages them to swipe a few items from a less observant original series crew, thus permanently altering history. PLEASE, I beg of you, leave a review.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,069 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Q, P. Chekov, Gary Seven, R. Lincoln - Complete
Assignment: Enterprise reviews
Pavel Chekov is recruited by Gary Seven to save the lives of the Enterprise bridge crew when Kahn takes over the ship. In my opinion, this is the only plausible explanation as to how Kahn could have known him. I am also attempting to explain what the rest of the crew were doing behind the scenes, something that wasn't clear in "Space Seed". Please review.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - P. Chekov, Gary Seven - Complete
For Piotr's Sake reviews
The premise of this story? What if Pavel Chekov secretly worked for Gary Seven and really did have a brother named Piotr ? In this story, Piotr, who resides in the "Mirror Mirror" universe, decides to return the lost starship Defiant from "The Tholian Web". Please review.
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,794 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - P. Chekov, R. Lincoln - Complete
Unlucky Seven reviews
Miss Lincoln and Gary Seven have some misadventures while trying to protect the real Zefram Cochran from the Borg. A sequel to "The Littlest Rogue" Please let me have a review.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,873 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Z. Cochrane, Gary Seven, Isis, R. Lincoln - Complete
The Littlest Rogue reviews
Bester's little girl runs away and crosses over into the Federation universe via a Guardian counterpart deep within the planet Epsilon Three and ends up on the starship Voyager,later encountering Gary Seven and Roberta Lincoln. A sequel to "The Bester of Both Worlds". Please review.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,145 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - A. Bester, Seven of Nine - Complete
The Curse of Roberta's Purse reviews
Claudia opens a new and unusual artifact-Roberta Lincoln's purse-with unexpected results. Please let me have a review.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,061 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Gary Seven, R. Lincoln, Claudia D. - Complete
The Return of Charlie Evans reviews
Charlie Evans, the memorable and unfortunate character from the original Star Trek, joins the Q continuum and is on the run from them, after deciding he wants to be free. Please let me have a review.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,764 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Q, J. Rand - Complete
Don't Beam Me Down reviews
This song parody is sung to ELO's "Don't Bring Me Down". It's about one of Kirk's hapless red-shirted security officers. You know what to do. Please answer my poll. trivia questions, and identify the episodes on my profile page. Please let me have a review.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/21/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Bester of Both Worlds reviews
Chekov, via an accident with the Guardian of Forever, switches places with Bester, who ends up on 20th century Earth, encountering Jack the Ripper,Gary Seven, Isis and Roberta Lincoln. The first in my trilogy about these characters. Please let me have a review.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,773 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Delenn, A. Bester, P. Chekov, R. Lincoln - Complete
Androids In Love reviews
Data,on a quest to find a way to revive his daughter Lal, happens upon Holberg-917-G, the home of Rayna Kapec, and unintentionally revives her and her evil bald "sister". Please let me have a review.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,208 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Data, Lal - Complete
Sam The Andorian reviews
Sam Beckett leaps into a female Andorian security officer on the Enterprise-D to thwart a plan by original series and Next Gen baddies to use his QL facility for evil. Please review.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Quantum Leap - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,673 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - D. Troi - Complete
Time Trek reviews
In this comedy/drama written several years ago, the world's last remaining Star Trek fan gets transported to Trek's universe via the Guardian of Forever, and gets involved in an adventure with the first Romulans. Please review.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,570 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 11/26/2009 - J. Kirk, J. Rand - Complete
Peter Kirk reviews
Captain Kirk's nephew from "Operation:Annihilate!" gets caught by the Nexus and ends up on Deep Space Nine, getting a last chance to forgive his uncle for not visiting him in McCoy's sickbay. Please let me have a review.
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,524 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Kira N., J. Kirk, Peter K. - Complete
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