Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, Naruto, and Harry Potter.
Zodiacal Sign: Libra
Favorite Books: Lord of the Rings, Inheritance series, Arthurian Legends, The Vampire Lestat, La Seduction, and the complete works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
Favorite TV shows: Doctor Who, How I Met Your Mother, The Legend of Korra/Avatar, the Last Airbender, Black Books, The IT Crowd, Merlin, Torchwood, Sherlock, and Game of Thrones.
Favorite Movies: The Mirrormask, V for Vendetta, Labyrinth, Lord of the Rings, and The Hobbit (Even though it hasn't come out yet)
Favorite animes: Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Ghost Hunt, Naruto, YuYu Hakusho, Shingeki no Kyoujin, Samurai Champloo, Skip Beat, Kuroshitsuji, Full Metal Alchemist, Rurouni Kenshin, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, and Howl's Moving Castle.
Honors Mention Anime: Full Moon Wo Sagashite, Death Note, Prince of Tennis, D.Gray-Man, Hellsing, Hikaru no Go, Ao no Exorcist, 07 Ghost, and Claymore.
Favorite Manga: The One, 1/2 Prince, Sorairo Ageha, Adekan, Kore Wa Koi No Hanashi, and Yumemiru Taiyou.
Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, painting, sewing, crocheting, jewelry making, horseback riding, tennis, sleeping, aerobics, friends, learning useless facts, Origami, and discovering new ways not to be bored.
Pairings: I have very little bias when it comes to pairings. Usually, so long as the story is well written, I can read anything. Strangely though, the one thing that tics me off is canon. I very rarely come across a good fic with canon pairings.
For example - NarutoXHinata almost always turns out to be either a harem fic or a 'Naruto is all powerful and has been hiding it' fic. I find them very predictable and extremely annoying.
Another example - RonXHermione. One of the few pairings I refuse to read. There is no life to their relationship. Nothing. Zip. Nada. Zilch.
I'm sorry if you disagree. If you have a fic that can prove me wrong, then by all means send it to me! I would love to have my stereotype blown out of the water by a fantastic piece of literature. Until then, my opinion still stands.
All powerful characters: You must have a good reason for the main character to have suddenly gained a whole mess of awesome power. They can't just wake up one morning and be like, "Cool, I can lift a mountain with my left pinky while simultaneously defeating every bad guy that looks at me sideways". If your reasoning is good then I'm fine.
Grammar: Shoot me now. If I see one more person write your instead of you're I'll rip their heads off and feed it to my dogs. I am a grammar Nazi and very proud of it. I try to look past grammar in a fic. If I see a few comma errors...well, that's fine. I make them myself. If I see the wrong there/they're/their I'm not reading it.
A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench toghether bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoolphile spoke up,"Let's have sex with a cat." He suggested. The sadist spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it." The murderer spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, then kill it." The necrophiliac got excited and spoke. "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, then have sex with it again." The pyromaniac spoke next, "Let's have sex with a cat, tortue it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it." They all fell quiet. The masochist then sheepishly smiled at them and said, "Meow."
The scarred man smirked before looking at the occupants in the bed, “Hello, law abiding citizens,” his gaze shifted to the three Uchihas, “Marginally law abiding citizens,” and then his eyes fell on Kisame, “… citizen.”
Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before?
Anything that featured Naruto and Kakashi together in any romantic fashion wouldn’t sit right with me. It works with Sakura, but it would be hard to bend their personalities into a believable romance.
Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?
Itachi is probably the most attractive character in the entire franchise.
What do you think would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?
Well, if Tsunade got Jiraiya pregnant I feel like my opinion would be the least of our worries.
Do you recall any good fics about 9?
I’ve read one or two good fics with Orochimaru. Most of them have been humor.
Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?
There’s something intriguing about Sasori and Sakura as a couple. I haven’t yet read a particularly good fic about them, but I would be more than happy to do so.
What is a better couple? 4 and 8 or 4 and 9?
Kisame and Sasuke or Kisame and Orochimaru...fucking what? I suppose Kisame and Sasuke if it really came down to it, but I really just don’t want to think of either.
What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?
If Sasori discovered Itachi and Sasuke in a secret relationship...his poor old puppet heart might actually give out from pure shock alone.
Make a twenty word summary for a 2 and 6 fic.
“Sakura always knew that Tsunade treated her differently than her other apprentice, but it wasn’t until Tsunade kissed her that she realized why”
My my, whatever will Jiraiya do now that his baby daddy is cavorting with her student?
Is there such thing as a romantic fluff story for 4 and 10?
I’ve never come across romantic fluff for Kakashi and Kisame.
Suggest a title for a 1 and 5 hurt/comfort fic.
“A Mentor’s Failure” would be an apt title for a hurt/comfort between Naruto and Jiraiya
What kind of plot would you use for 4 and 1?
For Kisame and Jiraiya I would probably do a cooky adventure with a good bit of perverted humor.
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?
I do not believe many people read Sasori and Orochimaru slash.