Tears For Itachi
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Joined 11-05-09, id: 2137606, Profile Updated: 09-12-14
Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, Naruto, and Harry Potter.

ABOUT ME:

Name: Isabella

Age: 19

Sex: Female

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Green

Zodiacal Sign: Libra

Favorite Books: Lord of the Rings, Inheritance series, Arthurian Legends, The Vampire Lestat, La Seduction, and the complete works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Favorite TV shows: Doctor Who, How I Met Your Mother, The Legend of Korra/Avatar, the Last Airbender, Black Books, The IT Crowd, Merlin, Torchwood, Sherlock, and Game of Thrones.

Favorite Movies: The Mirrormask, V for Vendetta, Labyrinth, Lord of the Rings, and The Hobbit (Even though it hasn't come out yet)

Favorite animes: Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Ghost Hunt, Naruto, YuYu Hakusho, Shingeki no Kyoujin, Samurai Champloo, Skip Beat, Kuroshitsuji, Full Metal Alchemist, Rurouni Kenshin, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, and Howl's Moving Castle.

Honors Mention Anime: Full Moon Wo Sagashite, Death Note, Prince of Tennis, D.Gray-Man, Hellsing, Hikaru no Go, Ao no Exorcist, 07 Ghost, and Claymore.

Favorite Manga: The One, 1/2 Prince, Sorairo Ageha, Adekan, Kore Wa Koi No Hanashi, and Yumemiru Taiyou.

Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, painting, sewing, crocheting, jewelry making, horseback riding, tennis, sleeping, aerobics, friends, learning useless facts, Origami, and discovering new ways not to be bored.


FANFICTION OPINIONS:

Pairings: I have very little bias when it comes to pairings. Usually, so long as the story is well written, I can read anything. Strangely though, the one thing that tics me off is canon. I very rarely come across a good fic with canon pairings.

For example - NarutoXHinata almost always turns out to be either a harem fic or a 'Naruto is all powerful and has been hiding it' fic. I find them very predictable and extremely annoying.

Another example - RonXHermione. One of the few pairings I refuse to read. There is no life to their relationship. Nothing. Zip. Nada. Zilch.

I'm sorry if you disagree. If you have a fic that can prove me wrong, then by all means send it to me! I would love to have my stereotype blown out of the water by a fantastic piece of literature. Until then, my opinion still stands.

All powerful characters: You must have a good reason for the main character to have suddenly gained a whole mess of awesome power. They can't just wake up one morning and be like, "Cool, I can lift a mountain with my left pinky while simultaneously defeating every bad guy that looks at me sideways". If your reasoning is good then I'm fine.

Grammar: Shoot me now. If I see one more person write your instead of you're I'll rip their heads off and feed it to my dogs. I am a grammar Nazi and very proud of it. I try to look past grammar in a fic. If I see a few comma errors...well, that's fine. I make them myself. If I see the wrong there/they're/their I'm not reading it.

A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench toghether bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoolphile spoke up,"Let's have sex with a cat." He suggested. The sadist spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it." The murderer spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, then kill it." The necrophiliac got excited and spoke. "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, then have sex with it again." The pyromaniac spoke next, "Let's have sex with a cat, tortue it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it." They all fell quiet. The masochist then sheepishly smiled at them and said, "Meow."

The scarred man smirked before looking at the occupants in the bed, “Hello, law abiding citizens,” his gaze shifted to the three Uchihas, “Marginally law abiding citizens,” and then his eyes fell on Kisame, “… citizen.”
--The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene

1. Jiraiya

2. Sakura

3. Itachi

4. Kisame

5. Naruto

6. Tsunade

7. Sasori

8. Kisame

9. Orochimaru

10. Kakashi

Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before?

Anything that featured Naruto and Kakashi together in any romantic fashion wouldn’t sit right with me. It works with Sakura, but it would be hard to bend their personalities into a believable romance.

Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

Itachi is probably the most attractive character in the entire franchise.

What do you think would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

Well, if Tsunade got Jiraiya pregnant I feel like my opinion would be the least of our worries.

Do you recall any good fics about 9?

I’ve read one or two good fics with Orochimaru. Most of them have been humor.

Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

There’s something intriguing about Sasori and Sakura as a couple. I haven’t yet read a particularly good fic about them, but I would be more than happy to do so.

What is a better couple? 4 and 8 or 4 and 9?

Kisame and Sasuke or Kisame and Orochimaru...fucking what? I suppose Kisame and Sasuke if it really came down to it, but I really just don’t want to think of either.

What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

If Sasori discovered Itachi and Sasuke in a secret relationship...his poor old puppet heart might actually give out from pure shock alone.

Make a twenty word summary for a 2 and 6 fic.

“Sakura always knew that Tsunade treated her differently than her other apprentice, but it wasn’t until Tsunade kissed her that she realized why”

My my, whatever will Jiraiya do now that his baby daddy is cavorting with her student?

Is there such thing as a romantic fluff story for 4 and 10?

I’ve never come across romantic fluff for Kakashi and Kisame.

Suggest a title for a 1 and 5 hurt/comfort fic.

“A Mentor’s Failure” would be an apt title for a hurt/comfort between Naruto and Jiraiya

What kind of plot would you use for 4 and 1?

For Kisame and Jiraiya I would probably do a cooky adventure with a good bit of perverted humor.

Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?

I do not believe many people read Sasori and Orochimaru slash.

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Life is never gentle by Cip reviews
No-one ever said life was kind or gentle and Tony is about to find out the hard way just how difficult it can be. And this time he can't call on the Avenger's for help and can't tell Pepper the truth - he has to do this alone, and that thought is terrifying. FrostIron, warnings inside.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 348,036 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
The Skipper by LinzRW reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 112 - Words: 417,188 - Reviews: 3732 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
A Video Game of Thrones by Temairine reviews
When Jon Snow touches the book Ghost finds in the forest he does not expect it to change his life: much less his reality into a video game, complete with attributes, skills, levels up and a plot! As he struggles to follow his destiny he will realize the truth: The Video Game of Thrones has only just begun... Rated M for future content, potential Harem, slightly AU
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,005 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 2,002 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 6/3/2014
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 4914 - Favs: 6,949 - Follows: 7,588 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Lessons from a God by Malkavia30 reviews
What happens when Loki decides to take the genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist Tony Stark in hand? Whether Tony is keen on the idea or not. FrostIron. Rated M for language, graphic scenes and non-con in a few chapters.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 106 - Words: 561,977 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Bound to Him by georgesgurl117 reviews
At the behest of Lord Voldemort, Snape is forced to commit an act he finds most undesirable. While working to thwart the dark plot, he must find a way to live with himself and also atone for his actions to the one he hurt. WARNING - dark content!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 501,396 - Reviews: 4621 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 2,575 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 7/11/2011 - [Severus S., Hermione G.]
Plucking Strings by Digitize27 reviews
A chance collision early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes; what happens when Naruto's views are shifted before even his dream to become Hokage? Where will his new path take him, and how many strings will he pull or threads will he trip over along the way? Puppeteer!Naruto. -Discontinued-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,102 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 2,241 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Naruto U.
Home with the Fairies by I-Mushi reviews
We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 251,165 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Boromir, Eowyn, Faramir, Eomer
A Forged Wedding by mistyhollowdrummer reviews
Modern AU, based off of the Japanese game: "I... Don't think I heard you right. What did you just ask me, Rivaille?" "I'm asking you to marry me for a month. How did you not hear me right?" (Rated M for later chapters, mentions of other pairings, some spoilers to the manga)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 201,889 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Eren Y., Levi] [Mikasa A., Armin A.] - Complete
A Way We Go by wbss21 reviews
Thor 2 AU, possible spoilers. Thor's little brother is psychotic. Jane knows that. And she can't begin to fathom why it is he's helping them to fight back against the Dark Elves. Or why he seems concerned for her well being at all.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 142,760 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Thor, Jane F., Loki
Gelosaþ in Écnesse by Batsutousai reviews
Caught in the backlash of Voldemort's Killing Curse, Harry is thrown through time to a world so very different from his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 133,265 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 9/24/2014 - [Harry P., Salazar S.] Godric G., Albus D. - Complete
Along Came a Family by Imablack reviews
After Cedric dies, Harry isolates himself and Dumbledore fears a connection between Harry and Lord Voldemort. Snape has his own problems when Dumbledore compels him to teach Harry Occlumancy whilst the Dark Lord orders him to brew the darkest potion he has ever encountered. But what of this gift Lily left for Harry's 15th birthday...and what does it have to do with Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,035 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Skinny Dipping by Shiloh Taemi reviews
Summer in fire country is oppressive, sending civilians and Shinobi alike to the many lakes and other swimming holes dotting the outskirts of Konoha. Kakashi is no exception only he never was one for crowds, or sharing. His favorite spot is a closely guarded secret and it's there he decides there is really no need for swimming trunks, he's alone after all. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Different Kind of Battle by Makkoska reviews
Hashirama finds that having sex with Madara is just as challenging as doing anything else with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Madara U., Hashirama S.] - Complete
Danger Line by lunatrancy reviews
A Modern Day Police-themed AU. Eren is a new cop working for the Sina Investigative Department. However, a run-in with a mysterious mafia boss named Levi lands Eren in a deep, twisted plot of secret organizations and corrupt cops. LevixEren relationship. Rated M for future chapters; violence, lots of violence/blood, language, lots of sex and all that (tw: death-faking )
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,570 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 9/25/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
A Female Switch by randomlydrabbling reviews
Gai is born a girl, and absolutely nothing changes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 84 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Gai M., Kakashi H., Team Gai - Complete
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 4964 - Favs: 6,838 - Follows: 8,358 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 4,471 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Between German Wieners and German Wieners by killthislove reviews
Working in fast food is hard, especially when it's abundant with sausages, buns, and new kids who can't take a dick joke. Levi soon finds himself unfortunately stuck between german wieners and german wieners. Modern!AU
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,503 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
Bend Around the Wind by Scyllaya reviews
A few months after the battle of New York Loki appears back on Stark Tower. He is on the run. Tony Stark gets caught up in the crossfire and is taken along with him. Can they ever make truce in order to get away? Unfortunately they are so very far away from the Nine Realms, that not even Loki knows the way back home. But first, they need to survive. Tony/Loki, slash, NC-17
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 408,432 - Reviews: 2980 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Firebird's Son: Book I of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,506 - Reviews: 3614 - Favs: 3,546 - Follows: 3,054 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Healing by HissingSnake reviews
Post S1 finale. Amon survives the explosion. So too does the Equalist movement, with a new leader. Desperate to end the ongoing rebellion, Korra turns to the one person who may help her understand and stop the violence...Amon. Canon until the release of Book 2, Amorra content.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,176 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
Playing Favorites by Tramontana Keeper reviews
In which Levi seems determined to spoil Eren rotten, whether he likes it or not. (for the record, Eren hadn't expected his confession to lead to this sort of thing at all).
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,531 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 161 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Flowers and Spice by Phelgebor reviews
Arya and Jaqen H'ghar cross paths in Braavos, Arya knows what she wants, but will Jaqen give it to her? Adult themes, strong language, etc, etc.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Jaqen H., Arya S. - Complete
Ancient Relics by TeenMuggle reviews
Merlin Emrys has been waiting thirteen hundred years for this moment to arrive. Can he fulfil the destiny that is required of him? Will Harry learn to trust this mysterious stranger? The fate of the Old Religion and the entire wizarding world depends entirely on them. AU for the last part of Deathly Hallows. Set after Series 4 but written before Series 5. REVISED 08/01/14
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 331,957 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Harry P., Merlin - Complete
Blended Blood by wickedlfairy17 reviews
"I was there every step of the way, I held her hand as she suffered through labor, he has my name, he is my son now…not yours." James said harshly trying as hard as he could to keep his voice low. "We both know that he isn't yours," Loki hissed back at him as he took a step forward. Warning possible Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,494 - Reviews: 2404 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 4,589 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Loki
Out of the Darkness by griffindork93 reviews
Sakura would show them she wasn't pathetic. One harsh word from Sasuke makes Sakura realize that he will never see her unless she is strong enough to stand at his side and not in his shadow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 172,676 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11327 - Favs: 8,496 - Follows: 6,420 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3071 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Outsourcing by chasingriver reviews
Sherlock can't get enough sex. Mycroft calls in Greg and John to help him out.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H., DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Trial by Ninja by jacobk reviews
To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,067 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 3095 - Favs: 5,514 - Follows: 6,064 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Jaded Eyes of a Prodigy by wickedlfairy17 reviews
DarkHarry snapped early on, follow his journey for revenge. Surprises at every turn and not everything is as it appears. His search for power will reshape the world by fire and the magical world will never know what hit them.Slash LVHP Full summery inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 216,842 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 3,773 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Cruel Erotic Plague by Angelas reviews
Thorin is exclusively invited to a festivity in Mirkwood hosted by none other than the Elvenking himself. Though Thorin never imagined Thranduil's intentions would be so.. filthy, and so bold. Sequel to 'Dust of Diamonds in His Hair'.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,959 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Thorin, The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
A necklace of songs by son-of-puji reviews
"I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times… In life after life, in age after age, forever." Of a punishment that shakes everything apart. And of a love, wonderful and awful, throughout the ages, defying everything. But maybe, maybe it should not. Thor/Loki
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,432 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Seen And Not Touched by pherede reviews
Thorin takes Bilbo as his consort, and per the traditions of the dwarves, he shows off his new lover to his companions. Voyeurism/exhibitionism.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Honored Guest by pherede reviews
Thranduil will do anything to protect his own. Even submit to Thorin's punishment for his misdeeds. AU, Thorin & his kin survive the Battle of Five Armies. Dubious consent.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Thorin, The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
Blacksmith by pherede reviews
"I can hold my tongue when I wish," she said. "Ah, but you would not wish to for long." During his pauper blacksmith days, Thorin is blackmailed by a human woman. Warnings for adultery, detailed oral sex, and bodice-rippery so excessive that an actual bodice is ripped.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Thorin - Complete
Of monsters and men by son-of-puji reviews
AU. Laufey comes and reclaims his son. Many years later, the two brothers meet again, under unexpected circumstances, and by the hand of fate and mostly Laufey, it doesn't turn out as it should. Jötun!Loki/Thor
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,918 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
A First to Remember by Manga-bird reviews
It's just Mai and the four of them back at the office, and she has no idea how things started, or how they're going to end.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,440 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
Smirk by don't take me seriously reviews
"Why should I hate you for something you did in your past life? After all, you've come to me now- with a new face." Korra begs the spirits for guidance, but must first learn to master her emotions. Amorra. noncon first chapter so...uh...yeah.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,859 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Amon, Korra
30 days by the-shiny-girl reviews
Snape and Hermione are captured. Observe their relationship in 30 days as they are locked together in a dungeon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,671 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Genetics by JinnySkeans reviews
Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst reviews
John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,081 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Eye of the Storm by kasswrites reviews
It's storming in Republic City, and Korra ends up getting stuck at Tahno's apartment after a training session. It's going to be harder to resist him than she thought, especially when the power goes out.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,864 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Korra, Tahno - Complete
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 2895 - Favs: 5,790 - Follows: 3,081 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Under the Downs by Evenlodes Friend reviews
Five years after they first meet, a case in rural Sussex changes John and Sherlock's life forever. Eventual slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,042 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Breathless Sort of Attraction by WellHowAboutThat reviews
Every twist of her hips had Sasuke struggling to remember how to inhale and exhale. Sasusaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,296 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 135 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Professor Monroe by Athey reviews
In Harrys 5th yr Voldemort wanted one thing - the prophecy. AU yr 5 -No Umbridge - Dumbledore found another teacher, but he isn't who he appears. Harry's world is turned upside down with new discoveries, exposed secrets, and a new love interest. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,480 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 2,228 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Berkana by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Loki/HP Having mastered the ability to travel between worlds without the use of the Bifrost, Loki stumbles upon Harry Potter and decides to keep him, for all kings need a consort. Unfortunately, Thor has the same idea, when Loki brings Harry home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,479 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 457 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Twisted Moon by Toyama-chan reviews
One day, Naru practiced his ability on psychometrically reading stuff; but he ruined Mai's life as the result. What was happening? New Tittle
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,803 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Don't Blink? No Problem by Evenmoor reviews
Castiel meets a Weeping Angel. It's not a fair fight.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Weeping Angels, Castiel - Complete
Graveyard Valentine by Bex-chan reviews
Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 220 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Breeding Darkness by Athey reviews
Descent Into Darkness Sequel. Harry escapes Privet Dr for the summer after 4th year by staying with Tom. Death Eater meetings, training, and discovering new depths to his relationship with the Dark Lord. Harry grows and changes even more. Discontinued
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 242,408 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 3,498 - Follows: 2,717 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Long Way Home by the general girl reviews
Sakura finds Sasuke again in Wind Country five years after the war, when he is supposed to be dead and she is supposed to be beyond caring. Neither have been very good at meeting expectations. — SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,564 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
White Winter Hymnal by newbluemoon reviews
Christmas AU fic. Writer!Dean walks into a café late at night on Christmas Eve, looking for inspiration for his next novel. Instead he finds librarian!Cas. Destiel. Warnings for graphic sex and run on sentences. Reviews appreciated.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Darkest Hour by Lady Silverwings reviews
Young Harry Potter struggles to make his parents proud after being born a shameful squib. He soon forges a dark, dangerous friendship with the only person who seems to understand his deep need to prove his worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,412 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 3,090 - Follows: 3,755 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 4,664 - Follows: 3,290 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Music Maker by Diabolicael reviews
A girl is stolen from Midgard. Filled with anger and hate, she slowly grows from the child pet of her kidnapper into a woman with a strong sense of self. Basically a well-written excuse for someone to love Loki when he needs it most. Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,799 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 158 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Loki - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5059 - Favs: 11,618 - Follows: 1,337 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Folklore by BlushingLotus reviews
After hearing an alluring piece of Folklore, Sakura becomes devoted to proving herself equal to the man she desires most. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,135 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Full Circle by Lady Momo reviews
Years after his desertion, Haruno Sakura realizes that she and Uchiha Sasuke never did have an ending. But on a stormy, rainy night, as she hangs on the verge of death, she realizes that they never had a beginning either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,326 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
With a Warm and Tender Hand by TempleMistress reviews
After another close call, Anakin and Obi-Wan are on edge. While they attend to each other's injuries, the tension between them escalates until they're forced to deal with the intense feelings they have for each other. AxO, slash.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,570 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Langsyne by Bloody Fox reviews
They would deny him his heritage, in turn he would deny them his hand against the Dark. Falling in love with Tom Riddle was never part of the plan, and fifty years later, it's unlikely that there is anything left of Tom within Voldemort to love him back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 206,603 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Marginal Notes by Blame Brampton reviews
When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just Another Nancy Boy? by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
When Dudley Dursley comes out of the closet, his parents throw him out and everyone else tries to set him up. They ought to ask about his taste in men first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,418 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Dudley D. - Complete
Mon Enfer, C'est Toi by Yuuki Momoru reviews
Elle est morte sous ses yeux, il sait que c'est trop tard mais il serait prêt à tout pour la récupérer. Naruto se fait alors happer en Enfer où il rencontre son sauveur et bourreau, Sasuke Uchiha. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - French - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,712 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2476 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Consolation Prize by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Viktor Krum returns after the war to woo Hermione, only to find he's too late. Harry attempts to take care of him. Warning: Mature Adult Content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
Mismatched Forevers by Morbid DramaQueen10 reviews
She was special because she was first person he wanted to spend forever with. The only problem is, their versions of "forever" didn't quite match up.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/29/2010 - 11th Doctor, Rose T., 10th Doctor, 9th Doctor - Complete
Venom by BlushingLotus reviews
When Sakura becomes infected with a deadly poison, she must turn to one of her male teammates for a cure. That is, if she can handle the steamy antidote. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 157 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lost And Found by Lady Silvamord reviews
At the time, asking Sasuke to take her with him when he left Konoha seemed like a great idea. The outcome of that decision, though, throws Sakura into a predicament which leaves her at the mercy of the one person she would never have expected. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 206,516 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Counting Sheep by Cardio Necrosis reviews
After an exhausting day, all Wilson wants is to sleep. Unfortunately, fate and House have other plans.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,439 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
And The Beautiful Flower Withered Away by missmridvika reviews
ONE SHOT! Every breath was a struggle. She knew she wasn’t going to last long. She clutched her heart, pounding dangerously, fearing that each beat would be the last. The rain poured all around her, washing away the crimson pools of blood. Her blood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Lewd Confessions by Soline reviews
One-shot. This is a story of Hermione's sexual journey in which Snape appears recurrently, up until our student and professor confess their fantasies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tender Loving Care by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. One-shot. For a man who claimed to hate hospitals so much, Kakashi sure did spend a lot of time in them. And Sakura was finally beginning to understand just why...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Indeed, Captain by ArwendeImladris reviews
When Ambassador Spock comes aboard the Enterprise, First Officer Spock gets suspicious as to the nature of his elder counterpart’s relationship with Captain Kirk. As far as he is concerned, the captain is his…Slash, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sex Education by thatreevesgirl reviews
The academy has done away with their sex ed class. It is now the jounin teachers’ responsibility to teach this information. Sakura-sensei is having a little bit of difficultly with this task, but luckily she has Kakashi, the Hokage, to help her. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,276 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 171 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Better Uchiha by ronny-of-yore reviews
Konoha General’s best pediatrician just got dumped, because she was told she’s too engrossed in her work. To show otherwise, she decides to paint the town red. In doing so, she meets the man of her dreams. The problem is, he's her ex's brother. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 100 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Requiem by Lady Silvamord reviews
Itachi, from beginning to end. Because S-class criminals are human, too. Complete; mentions of canon-compatible ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,122 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Naruto, the Black Mage by Kyrrlatur reviews
Major AU. Kidnapped from Konoha and left to die, Naruto is trained in Black Magic by the unsent soul of Lulu. Powerful, possibly godlike Naruto. Cynical humor. Kyuubi as a battle doll! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,796 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2392 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Verity by muhnemma reviews
A series of oneshots set during and after RotG from Numair's perspective. NumairxDaine.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,112 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Tortall
Mine by Jelp reviews
There are some things Sakura would not expect to come home to... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,467 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fade to Gray by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura would do anything to get Sasuke back, even face his older brother, but she never expected to see the man beneath that cold exterior. What she uncovers will change everything she thought she knew about him, Konoha and even herself. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,457 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 108 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Phone Tag by green see-through ghosts reviews
Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Fade In by hasu86 reviews
ANBU member Haruno Sakura. A temper never to be trifled with, a killer right hook, and suffering no rose colored delusions. At the end of the day she’d go home to a quiet apartment, a neatly made bed, and with no one waiting up for her. Kaka/Saku Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,487 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 468 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Giftwrapped by J-Pop Princess reviews
It's Christmas in Konoha when Kakashi discovers his girlfriend's secret fantasy. Is Sakura in over her head when she tries to take on two men at the same time? KakaSakuYama lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,192 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 3,715 - Follows: 375 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
A Life Alone by Snuffdragon reviews
Harry learns of the prophecy from Petunia at the age of eight and escapes to the streets when the house is attacked. Trying to hide his true identity, can he live on his own? Full summary inside. Alternate Universe, Independant!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 190,677 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 169 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Bite by Mahi-Mahi reviews
[AU] Few creatures of the night have captured our imagination like Vampires. What explains our enduring fascination with Vampires? Is it the over tellings of sexual lust, power, control? ItaSaku, Oneshot...darkness ensues...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,508 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 97 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 205 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 166 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Summer in Bulgaria by Inell13 reviews
Hermione visits Viktor the summer after sixth year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,522 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Persuasion by SilverShine reviews
[SasuSaku] ”Things are different now. We’re not the same as before.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 148 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,979 - Follows: 464 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 5,386 - Follows: 1,123 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Seducing Master Salmalin by Wild Magelet reviews
Complete. DaineNumair fluff. It's Midsummer's Eve and everyone in Tortall is enjoying the romance and passion in the air. Everyone, it seems, except Daine. If only a certain mage wasn't being so darn noble...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,362 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 231 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Five Pins by Dizzcity reviews
One-shot. The death of Tenten and Neji. [NejixTenten]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Complete
Konoha's sunshine by chibified kitsunes reviews
What if Naruto died fighting Sasuke? How would everyone react? A one shot of my take on the reactions of those closest to Naruto. Spoilers for ch 235 of the manga. warnings: character death, crying, author angst [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 118 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Naruto U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 4,684 - Follows: 533 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 200 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Juxtaposition reviews
He hated that he wanted her. Severus/Hermione smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Red reviews
Red had always been Sakura's favorite color. KushinaXSakura. Yuri. Pure smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/22/2014 - [Kushina U., Sakura H.] - Complete
What They Don't Know reviews
"This is wrong" he breathed into the shell of her ear, his voice barely above a whisper. She smiled, "I know." ItachiXSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Obtaining the Unobtainable reviews
Sakura has been lusting after her unobtainable teacher for far too long, and now she's going to do something about it. Smut. KakashiXSakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/21/2014 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.] - Complete
If Only reviews
The Cliché Time travel Fic, with some of my own originality mixed in. Sasuke realizes too late that things could have gone differently. As a final effort to set fate on its correct course he sends Naruto into the past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,740 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Naruto U.
Sasuke's New Plan reviews
Even after all his training with Orochimaru Sasuke still isn't strong enough to defeat Itachi, so he resorts to something slightly less honourable than fighting in order to win.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ino and Sakura discover Sasuke's sexual preference reviews
Ino and Sakura get into an arguement and decide to let Sasuke decide who is right...but they discover something they never wanted to.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Finish What You Started Itachi! reviews
The fated battle between siblings has finally come, but it doesn't turn out quite how Sasuke expected it to...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twilight Tick reviews
Bella and Edward are in their medow when Edward starts to get a little hipocritical...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete