MarXno
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Joined 11-06-09, id: 2137924, Profile Updated: 09-12-10
Author has written 5 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VII, Twilight, and Naruto.

Heya! My Name's MarXno, but let's just call me MarX. Since I live in the middle of nowhere, I've really nothing to do, thus, I spend my time thinking up stories to write. Sometimes there are so many I kind of forget about a few. Anywho, I'm not just a bookworm. I play basketball and ride horses (and deal with my annoying sister), which, let me tell you folks, is not as easy as you think. Hmmm, what else? My favorite color is blue and I like fried oreos. Peace!

My Nobody:

(Copy and paste to your profile if you're an Organization 13 fan)

Name: Morgan

Nobody Name: "The Thoughtful Fighter" (often mistaken as "The Thoughtful Writer"); MarXno (Couldn't fit the G, hehe)

Nobody Nickname: MarX

Lesser Nobodies Controlled: MarXno finds that she can controll both Assasin Nobodies and Sorcerer Nobodies. She suspects that this is because of her superior fighting skills, and her way with magic.

Nobody Attribute: Thought becomes Reality (in other words: she thinks it, she writes it down, she gets it. )

Nobody Weapon: MarXno's weapon is actually a blank book and a quill, pretty exciting, right? She writes what she wants to happen to her enemy in the book, and it does. However, the enemy can dodge or prevent what she writes, but it's hard to guess what that might be! An example of MarXno's weapon in action would be: (MarX writing) Rain clouds formed, and Assasin nobodies suddenly appeared and attacked the heartless. A bolt of lighting struck the heartless causing fire to set it alight and enveloped the heartless. Ect. MarX's weapon tends to decieve her enemies, which proves as another, if not small, advantage.

MarXno has to think quickly in order to use her weapon. She writes things down like she were telling a story. Anything could happen if you were to fight MarX, from her suddenly having wings and a knowledge of your every move to a typoon collapsing on you; ah, the power of writing! When this fails (which it rarely does), MarX's quill becomes a spear, and the ink on the tip of the quill turns to posion. Her book hovers over her when MarXno chooses this form of attack, and whips infront of her to act as a shield when an enemy attacks.

Nobody Song: (The song that is heard when others are fighting your Nobody) Sinister Shadows

Nobody Personality: MarX is spunky and laid back. She enjoys reading or writing, and likes to spend a lot of her time alone. She is very clever and sneaky. Marx does, however, enjoy a little time with her friends. She tends to hang out with Axel and Demyx most, but also spends some time with Roxas, Zexion and Xigbar. MarX has a great sense of humor, and almost always is playing some kind of prank on someone. She gets angery very quickly though, and is extremely stubborn. She finds herself disliking Larxene very much, since they act so much like each other when they are POed. Though she doesn't have a heart, MarXno and vaguely remember what it feels like to have one, and this influences her thoughts greatly.


Ever bored at Walmart? Well not anymore!

You can...

Move the displays into a maze, then stand at the end and congratulate anybody who makes it out.

Hold a box tightly. if people look at you, clutch the box to your chest and say, "Mine."

Hide inside the clothing racks, and when someone begins to look through the racks, stick your head out and say, "Do you mind?"

Stand in the freezer with a sign that says "Do not thaw until 3000 A.D."

Go to the checkout line and page yourself. Slip away, then come back 5 minutes later, saying you were paged. Repeat until you're told to leave.

Stick price stickers to yourself and lay on the conveyer belt. When asked what you're doing, say, "I got hungry and ate all my food."

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "Where are your tampons?"

Try on bras over top of your clothes.

Make a trail of lemonade on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "I smell sex and candy"

Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off with the volume controls set at full.

Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

Put a bottle of shampoo on layaway.

Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bed and Bath department.

When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me!! pick me!!" and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.

Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

Go into the dressing room and yell real loud "Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"

The KH Survey

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions. Spread the KH fever)

SECTION ONE: The 'favorite' questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Axel all the way, Nobody or not! =p

2. You're favorite KH girl?

Larxene 'cause she's the only one who can actually fend for herself!

3. You're least favorite KH guy?

Probably Xemnas (Mansex, te-hee), he's just so... ew...

4. You're least favorite KH girl?

Kairi, such a damsel in distress it's not even cute -_-

5. Favorite World? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Hmhm, most definantly The World That Never Was

6. Least Favorite World?

Alice in Wonderland, way to confusing for someone like me!

7. Favorite Weapon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

So hard! Probably Oblivion and Bond of Flame

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Photon Debugger

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Simba

10. Fav. Form? (aka Sora's Forms)

Anti-Sora, so kick ass! (plus the way he runs just cracks me up!)

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Axel and Roxas, enough said.

12. Least Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Sora and Kairi, 'cause they're just so gushy gushy together =p

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Demyx and Larxene (he would never survive 0_0)

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Heard Of?

Riku and the King... shivers

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Why do they gotta keep making the games for different systems?! Three are for PS2, so keep making them for PS2! Don't they known that all those crazy KH fans (such as myself) have to go BUY a PS3/PSP/whatever other system they decided to make the game for?! I mean, come on, have a heart (no pun intended =p)!

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

The fastest I've ever beaten a bad guy was when Sora was w/ Riku, so... Riku! yeah... plus, i

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/ Saix theroy?

Ya-duh! It's way obvious. O_0

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Well, maybe not emo... maybe he just needs attention, or a hug? O... I'D be willing to give him a hug!

19. Do you believe that Marluxia's gay?

No! He just likes the color pink people! And flowers... and he has a wierd name too, I mean Mar-LOO-shia? Gimme a break... Nope, he's not gay! I think...

20. Do you believe that Kiari is the most annoying character in KH?

Most freakin' definantly! But then again, Sora's kind of annoying too... Hey, those two are meant for each other! =D

SECTION THREE: Answer yourself

21. If Roxas had to choose either Naminie or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Naminie, because Olette is just as annoying as Kairi...

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Not entirely. I really enjoyed the cutscenes and finding out what happened to everyone, but cards? I mean, creative, yes. Annoying as hell, yes!

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Aww, I don't know! Probably Demyx, because he seems way layed back... and becuase if I chose Axel he'd probably burn my house down, considering that I live in the middle of nowhere surrounded on all sides by, you guessed it, trees.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Well, I'm really stubborn and usually get in a fight with my mom/sister, and I always have these great comebacks, plus, I like warmth (can you say Costa Rica, hot springs, 155 Degree water? Mhpff, I'm still red from that!) so... Axel? Then again, when I'm NOT fighting, I'm really sweet and would do almost anything to help a friend/family member out of a fix. Plus, me and my cousins are such goofballs, seriously the best of best friends, so... Sora too, I guess.

26. What's the most embrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

Considering that the only people I know who obsess (however moderatly) over KH like I do live two our away from me, I haven't had many embarrasing moments. There was this one time when my friends came over for a sleepover and one of them spotted the postcard/picture of Sora, Riku, and some of the Organization members (the postcard comes with KH: Chain of Memories). I was really blushing, cause most of my friends have no idea about my KH addiction, and all of a sudden my other friend says: "Oh hey, he's cute!" (points to picture of Riku) My response? "(sarcastically) Ya think?!

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

Listed in Random Order:

1. Jack Sparrow: Throw him overboard!

Sora: Aye aye!

Luxord: Parley!

2. Auron: I suppose I should thank you.

Sora: Not at all!

Auron: Fine!

3. Donald: Hey! What's so funny!?

Sora: laughs Your face!

4. Sora: Low life!

Hades: Heh, you're too kind kid.

5. Demyx: Aww, I told them they were sending the wrong guy!

6. Nobody comes by and swips Pence's camera, then flips away

Hayner: (disgustedly) What was that?

7. Demyx: RUN! RUN AWAY!

Sora: ...Okay?

8. Sora: Oh, right... Hades, we gotta talk!

Hades: Rolls eyes in exasperation/flicks Sora away

Sora: Waahh!

9. Auron: Go, now!

Sora: But I've gotta talk to Hades!

Hades: Fingers in ears What was that?

10. Merlin: OLD loon, you say!?

Cid: I'm TRYING to WORK here!

11. Leon: Think you can handle this many?

Cloud: Well... might be tough if one more shows up.

Leon: Hmph, then that'll have to be the one I take care of.

Cloud: What, you're fighting too?

12. Axel: Why do I always get stuck with the icky jobs?

13. Demyx: Lets see here... If the subject fails to respond use agression to liberate his true dispostion... right. Did they ever send the wrong guy for this one.

ROTFL, there's too many!

29. The Hardest Enemy/ Boss was...?

Sephrioth! I timed myself to see how long I could go (ahem)... 3 seconds. Why does he have to have such a big ass sword? He does have pretty cool theme song though, I enjoyed for the 3 seconds I got to hear it.

30. What was a good editionin KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

KH2 wouldn't be ANYTHING without the Organization, just think, no Demyx, or Axel... shivers

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner, Pence annoys the crap outta me, for some reason.

32. Zexion and Marluxia?

Zexion, I like a guy who likes to read too. Plus, never trust a guy named Mar-LOO-shia! (Jeez! Still can't get over that!)

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku all the way baby!

34. Roxas or Sora?

I... Don't... Know! Sora's kind of gotten on my nerves lately, but still probably him.

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel, he's my favorite out of all of them!

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene (at least I could practice my comeback skills when we get into a fight, with Kairi I'd probably just... sit... yeah...)

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

SoRiku (love them both!)

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas (Riku is MINE!)

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

AkuRoku (I'm more in favor of a AkuDemy myself)

40. Sokai or SoRiku?

SoRiku (Sora doesn't deserve such an annoyance)

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt ice cream! I mean come on, they're always eating it, so I gotta try it!

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud hands down =p

43. CloTi or Clerith?

CloTi (Something about Aerith's voice just really bugs the crap outta me -_-)

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion, (Sanctuary)

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character as well)

1. Axel

2. Riku

3. Cloud

4. Leon

5. Sora

6. Zexion

7. Roxas

8. Demyx

9. Marluxia (before I figured out to pronounce his name)

10. Xigbar

11. Tifa

12. Luxord

13. Did I mention Axel already? Oh... well... AXEL!

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Definantly Twilight, something funny, like Spongebob or something like that, X-men, Narnia... hmph, can't think of any more =(

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

They all kind of look the same, right? Same anime desgin, kind of. I've noticed that almost everyone in the KH games (execpt a few, including Axel) have blue eyes. How repetitive! Axel, I know, was styled after Reno from Final Fantasy, but that's about all I got.

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely not wait for?

Birth By Sleep and KH3 (even though I'm gonna have to get knew systems to play the games... maybe I'll just youtube cutscenes...)

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2 so totally! Why? Because of the Orginization, that's why! And you finally figure everything out... kind of.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world?

Well, it might have to do with the fact that there are some pretty hot guys in there... aw, who am I kidding? IT'S AMAZING! I mean, who WOULDN'T want to fight along side Donald and Goofy violently while traveling to different Disney worlds, I mean come on!

Choose ten of your OCs. If you don't have 10 pick cool characters to replace them.

1. Axel

2. Shikamaru

3. Roxas

4. Harry Potter

5. Kadaj

6. Vincent Valentine

7. Demyx

8. Yazoo

9. Gaara

10. Cloud

Four invites three to have dinner at his/her house. What happens?

(Harry Potter/Roxas)

Nine tries to get five to go to a strip club.

(Gaara/Kadaj) Wow Gaara, didn’t know you had it in you! Yeah… something tells me Kadaj would either straight up tackle Gaara or go to see if he can “find Mother” *rolls eyes* (Yeah right! =P )

If you could choose to sleepover at either one's or six's house who would you choose?

(Axel Or Vincent Valentine) Considering how… erm… distant (I could also go with quiet, silent, aloof, and not to mention, he is actually 60+ something years old…) Vincent is ALL THE TIME,I’d probably chill at Axel’s. I mean come on! A) He lives in a kick-a$$ castle B)It’s AXEL, people! C)The other Orgy members can hang w/ us (if they’re not too afraid…) and D) We could burn things! =D

Two and Seven are making out and Ten walks in what happens?

(Shikamaru/Demyx/Cloud) OK, seriously, I think Shikamaru was waaay better off trying his luck with Temari, but whatev’s… Hrm, Cloud would probably not even notice for about 10 seconds. Then he’d look over and freeze in horror (ShikaDemi not even noticing -_- ). Why is this world so freakin’ weird?! He would think. Finally, Cloud would slump emo-ly out of the room, a little wierded out and possibly scared even more.

Three falls in love with Six and Eight is Jealous. What happens?

(Roxas/Vinny/Yazoo) What?! WHAT?! I can’t even comprehend this, people! Why in the name of all that is beautiful and not nasty would Vincent ever go for ROXAS! And vice versa! Probably, Vinny needed a little comeback after Lucrecia… And Roxas! He could have had AXEL! Whyyyy!? Oh right, the question… Yazoo would probably just shoot- wait no, his aim sucks… OK! Yazz would call up his diabolical little brother (aka Kadaj-kun

Four jumps you in a dark alley way. Who comes to save you?

(Harry Potter) Harry in the Hood jumps me? In all honesty, my crazy cousin Tahnner would most definantly save me. I mean seriously, you do not want to mess with this kid. He’s like a combination of InuYasha, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Saix, Temari (o_O, don’t ask), and Kadaj all rolled into a 13 year old! 0_o

One starts a cooking show. 15 minutes later what happens?

(Axel) People would be running around, screaming, choking, and dying as the building burned to the ground. Demyx and Roxas would desperately be trying to stop the fire while Mansex yelled at Axel for ruining their secret attempt to capture and kill Sora and Co.

Three has to marry either eight, four, or nine who will he/she choose?

(Roxas = Yazz, HP, or Gaara) Pfthahaha! Poor Roxas! The only one who most likely wouldn’t kill him is Harry Potter ^^ Well no, Yazoo would probably demand to know where Mother is nonstop for 12 hours, get no valid info, and walk away. Gaara on the other hand… *shivers* But Harry would only manage to screw things up with Roxas (I just have a feeling…), so I’m actually gonna have to go with Roxas and Gaara. They have stuff in common… I guess… They both have an A and an R in their names… and Roxas could be Gaara’s friend and give him some ice cream… But then when Axel tries to get Roxas back he might get “Sand Coffined”… Ah shiz….

Seven kidnaps two and demands something from 5. What is it?

(Demyx/Shikamaru/Kadaj) Aha! Ahahahaha! Demyx actually managing to kidnap someone? And that person is Shikamaru?! Whooo… Um, Demyx wants something from Kadaj? Oh boy. Lemme see here… AhHA! He wants Kadaj’s material! It’s so shiny; he must have it! (Then, when they go to make the trade, Demy learns that Shikamaru has escaped (what a freakin’ surprise! =O)! He now has to deal with Kadaj, his crazy minion brothers, and their “shiny” materia Ho shiz.)

Everybody gangs up on three. Does three have a chance in hell?

(Roxas) Ah… *ponders* Prooobably not, just because pairing Harry Potter, Cloud, Kadaj, and Axel is a potent mix (not to mention Vince and Shika-Shakamaru…) Then again, I have a strange feeling that Axel would become a traitor (again -_-) and defend his lil’ buddy till the end!

Everybody is invited to two's and ten's wedding except eight. How do they react.

(Shikamaru/Cloud/Yazoo) Why is it always Yazoo!? Why do those three remnants always have to have such bad luck?! It just really peeves me, y’know?! I can see the attraction between Shikamaru and Cloud (Shika is all brain, while Cloud’s just… yeah.) Something tells me that Shikamaru wouldn’t even want a wedding, to much of a “drag”, but I guess since Cloud is the… er… groom (no way would he be the bride!) there is no way in Heaven or Hell that Yazoo is getting into that wedding. Not after he shot the groom!

Why is six afraid of seven?

(Vinny V./Demyx) Why is Vincent afraid of Demyx? Good question. Well, I would think that it’s obviously because Demyx has the ability to ruin Vincent’s carefully styled [beautiful!] hair with his “Dancer Water, Dance!” -_- I mean, one splash and it’s done for! Unlike Cloud’s, who hairsprays his so many times that it will NEVER come down!

One is late for two's and ten's wedding what happens? And why were they late?

(Axel/Shikamaru/Cloud) Ahem! Axel would be late because he’d take to long spiking his hair -_- So he’d call Reno and bribe him into pretending to posing as the pyro until he could get there. Unfortunately for Axel, Reno would [literally] run into Elena while talking to him on the phone, causing her food to smack into her shirt. She would get mad, jump-kick a surprised Reno across the room, where he’d land on Yazoo, who was attempting to sneak in. The two would completely ruin the wedding, and when Axel finally got there, Cloud and Shikamaru would have already thought up a really good way to kill him (especially Shikamaru ^^)!

Five and Nine end up drunk at your house. What do you do?

(Kadaj/Gaara) Oh dear Lord. Ok, maybe I could deal with Yazoo, even Axel, drunk at my house, but these two?! That’s just plain scary. I would probably tie them up and lock them in my basement for the night. Can you imagine the damage those two could do?! *Shivers* There would be sand all over the house and Kadaj would probably start asking the furniture if they knew where Mother was, then completely destroying it all bit by bit when it didn’t answer… Y’know what? I don’t really wanna think about this anymore…

Nine murders two's best friend. What does two do for revenge?

(Gaara/Shikamaru) Gaara murdered…CHOJI?! Nooo! Ohohoho, Gaara better run, and I mean fast! I don’t think even he’d be a match for a pissed off Shikamaru! Hrm… Shikamaru would… Well, he’d most likely torture Gaara in the worst way possible… He’d tie him up and get Naruto to talk for three hours 0_o Believe it!

Six and One are in mortal danger. Will they save each other or will one forget the other and make it out?

(Vinny V./Axel) Are you kidding? Vincent has this in the bag! He’d totally just ditch Axel (thinking Axel capable of making his own epic escape plan XD) and coolly make his es-cape! Axel… he’d probably try to save his own ass first. And most likely, he would escape, though not in the same epic way that Vince would ^^. It would probably involve fire though… Lots and lots of fire! =D

Eight and three go camping but they forget to bring food. What do they do?

(Yazoo/Roxas) They would -_- I’m surprised, Yazoo seemed to me like he’d be the smart one of the three remnants, but I guess not… Yazoo would probably take his gun and go [try and] kill something (I’m telling you, in AC he can’t hit anything!!! Well, except for at the end…) while Roxas would watch the camp. Then, because he’s Sora’s nobody, Roxas would try to be the hero, go off in search of a mini-mart or something like that, and get eaten by a bear. Yazoo would come back with his kill to find the keybearer missing. Nevertheless, he would decide to cook his kill while he waited for Roxas’s return. And what does he find inside the bear he killed. You guessed it, a slimy Roxas and a half eaten keyblade -_- Camping trip failed.

Four is in a car crash and is in critical condition. What does nine do?

(Harry Potter/Gaara) Um, not care?! Seriously, why would Gaara care about Harry Potter…? Well, he might care a bit, just because, as Kazekage of the Sand Village, having a wizard as an ally could be very… uh… awesome! So yeah, he might care a bit… maybe send some flowers; that would be sweet of him… yeah…

Choose ten of your OCs. If you don't have 10 pick cool characters to replace them.

1. Axel

2. Shikamaru

3. Roxas

4. Harry Potter

5. Kadaj

6. Vincent Valentine

7. Demyx

8. Yazoo

9. Gaara

10. Cloud

Four invites three to have dinner at his/her house. What happens?

(Harry Potter/Roxas)

Nine tries to get five to go to a strip club.

(Gaara/Kadaj) Wow Gaara, didn’t know you had it in you! Yeah… something tells me Kadaj would either straight up tackle Gaara or go to see if he can “find Mother” *rolls eyes* (Yeah right! =P )

If you could choose to sleepover at either one's or six's house who would you choose?

(Axel Or Vincent Valentine) Considering how… erm… distant (I could also go with quiet, silent, aloof, and not to mention, he is actually 60+ something years old…) Vincent is ALL THE TIME,I’d probably chill at Axel’s. I mean come on! A) He lives in a kick-a$$ castle B)It’s AXEL, people! C)The other Orgy members can hang w/ us (if they’re not too afraid…) and D) We could burn things! =D

Two and Seven are making out and Ten walks in what happens?

(Shikamaru/Demyx/Cloud) OK, seriously, I think Shikamaru was waaay better off trying his luck with Temari, but whatev’s… Hrm, Cloud would probably not even notice for about 10 seconds. Then he’d look over and freeze in horror (ShikaDemi not even noticing -_- ). Why is this world so freakin’ weird?! He would think. Finally, Cloud would slump emo-ly out of the room, a little wierded out and possibly scared even more.

Three falls in love with Six and Eight is Jealous. What happens?

(Roxas/Vinny/Yazoo) What?! WHAT?! I can’t even comprehend this, people! Why in the name of all that is beautiful and not nasty would Vincent ever go for ROXAS! And vice versa! Probably, Vinny needed a little comeback after Lucrecia… And Roxas! He could have had AXEL! Whyyyy!? Oh right, the question… Yazoo would probably just shoot- wait no, his aim sucks… OK! Yazz would call up his diabolical little brother (aka Kadaj-kun

Four jumps you in a dark alley way. Who comes to save you?

(Harry Potter) Harry in the Hood jumps me? In all honesty, my crazy cousin Tahnner would most definantly save me. I mean seriously, you do not want to mess with this kid. He’s like a combination of InuYasha, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Saix, Temari (o_O, don’t ask), and Kadaj all rolled into a 13 year old! 0_o

One starts a cooking show. 15 minutes later what happens?

(Axel) People would be running around, screaming, choking, and dying as the building burned to the ground. Demyx and Roxas would desperately be trying to stop the fire while Mansex yelled at Axel for ruining their secret attempt to capture and kill Sora and Co.

Three has to marry either eight, four, or nine who will he/she choose?

(Roxas = Yazz, HP, or Gaara) Pfthahaha! Poor Roxas! The only one who most likely wouldn’t kill him is Harry Potter ^^ Well no, Yazoo would probably demand to know where Mother is nonstop for 12 hours, get no valid info, and walk away. Gaara on the other hand… *shivers* But Harry would only manage to screw things up with Roxas (I just have a feeling…), so I’m actually gonna have to go with Roxas and Gaara. They have stuff in common… I guess… They both have an A and an R in their names… and Roxas could be Gaara’s friend and give him some ice cream… But then when Axel tries to get Roxas back he might get “Sand Coffined”… Ah shiz….

Seven kidnaps two and demands something from 5. What is it?

(Demyx/Shikamaru/Kadaj) Aha! Ahahahaha! Demyx actually managing to kidnap someone? And that person is Shikamaru?! Whooo… Um, Demyx wants something from Kadaj? Oh boy. Lemme see here… AhHA! He wants Kadaj’s material! It’s so shiny; he must have it! (Then, when they go to make the trade, Demy learns that Shikamaru has escaped (what a freakin’ surprise! =O)! He now has to deal with Kadaj, his crazy minion brothers, and their “shiny” materia Ho shiz.)

Everybody gangs up on three. Does three have a chance in hell?

(Roxas) Ah… *ponders* Prooobably not, just because pairing Harry Potter, Cloud, Kadaj, and Axel is a potent mix (not to mention Vince and Shika-Shakamaru…) Then again, I have a strange feeling that Axel would become a traitor (again -_-) and defend his lil’ buddy till the end!

Everybody is invited to two's and ten's wedding except eight. How do they react.

(Shikamaru/Cloud/Yazoo) Why is it always Yazoo!? Why do those three remnants always have to have such bad luck?! It just really peeves me, y’know?! I can see the attraction between Shikamaru and Cloud (Shika is all brain, while Cloud’s just… yeah.) Something tells me that Shikamaru wouldn’t even want a wedding, to much of a “drag”, but I guess since Cloud is the… er… groom (no way would he be the bride!) there is no way in Heaven or Hell that Yazoo is getting into that wedding. Not after he shot the groom!

Why is six afraid of seven?

(Vinny V./Demyx) Why is Vincent afraid of Demyx? Good question. Well, I would think that it’s obviously because Demyx has the ability to ruin Vincent’s carefully styled [beautiful!] hair with his “Dancer Water, Dance!” -_- I mean, one splash and it’s done for! Unlike Cloud’s, who hairsprays his so many times that it will NEVER come down!

One is late for two's and ten's wedding what happens? And why were they late?

(Axel/Shikamaru/Cloud) Ahem! Axel would be late because he’d take to long spiking his hair -_- So he’d call Reno and bribe him into pretending to posing as the pyro until he could get there. Unfortunately for Axel, Reno would [literally] run into Elena while talking to him on the phone, causing her food to smack into her shirt. She would get mad, jump-kick a surprised Reno across the room, where he’d land on Yazoo, who was attempting to sneak in. The two would completely ruin the wedding, and when Axel finally got there, Cloud and Shikamaru would have already thought up a really good way to kill him (especially Shikamaru ^^)!

Five and Nine end up drunk at your house. What do you do?

(Kadaj/Gaara) Oh dear Lord. Ok, maybe I could deal with Yazoo, even Axel, drunk at my house, but these two?! That’s just plain scary. I would probably tie them up and lock them in my basement for the night. Can you imagine the damage those two could do?! *Shivers* There would be sand all over the house and Kadaj would probably start asking the furniture if they knew where Mother was, then completely destroying it all bit by bit when it didn’t answer… Y’know what? I don’t really wanna think about this anymore…

Nine murders two's best friend. What does two do for revenge?

(Gaara/Shikamaru) Gaara murdered…CHOJI?! Nooo! Ohohoho, Gaara better run, and I mean fast! I don’t think even he’d be a match for a pissed off Shikamaru! Hrm… Shikamaru would… Well, he’d most likely torture Gaara in the worst way possible… He’d tie him up and get Naruto to talk for three hours 0_o Believe it!

Six and One are in mortal danger. Will they save each other or will one forget the other and make it out?

(Vinny V./Axel) Are you kidding? Vincent has this in the bag! He’d totally just ditch Axel (thinking Axel capable of making his own epic escape plan XD) and coolly make his es-cape! Axel… he’d probably try to save his own ass first. And most likely, he would escape, though not in the same epic way that Vince would ^^. It would probably involve fire though… Lots and lots of fire! =D

Eight and three go camping but they forget to bring food. What do they do?

(Yazoo/Roxas) They would -_- I’m surprised, Yazoo seemed to me like he’d be the smart one of the three remnants, but I guess not… Yazoo would probably take his gun and go [try and] kill something (I’m telling you, in AC he can’t hit anything!!! Well, except for at the end…) while Roxas would watch the camp. Then, because he’s Sora’s nobody, Roxas would try to be the hero, go off in search of a mini-mart or something like that, and get eaten by a bear. Yazoo would come back with his kill to find the keybearer missing. Nevertheless, he would decide to cook his kill while he waited for Roxas’s return. And what does he find inside the bear he killed. You guessed it, a slimy Roxas and a half eaten keyblade -_- Camping trip failed.

Four is in a car crash and is in critical condition. What does nine do?

(Harry Potter/Gaara) Um, not care?! Seriously, why would Gaara care about Harry Potter…? Well, he might care a bit, just because, as Kazekage of the Sand Village, having a wizard as an ally could be very… uh… awesome! So yeah, he might care a bit… maybe send some flowers; that would be sweet of him… yeah…

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Away From The Sun by Keiko Sahara reviews
What if instead of fading away we got our hearts back? What would happen? Would we even remember our life in the Organization? Would we be destine to watch as our other half lives their life? Beta'd by Sora Tayuya. 5 years after KH2.OC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 141,781 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Demyx, Axel
What are you doing here? An Akatsuki Torture Story by miragechick2 reviews
What happens when eleven deranged S-Rank criminals enter your house, try to kidnap you, and are looking for a specific person who you know? Rated T for a specific member's pottymouth and gross comments. ItachiXOC, SasoriXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,870 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Akatsuki
Organization 13 Member 21 by AuroraCelia reviews
A new member is added to the Organization and she has a different way of looking at the rules.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,604 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Axel
SOLDIER Girls by Sunlight Memory reviews
They were the daughters of SOLDIER and ShinRa's most prized men, of course they were doomed from the very beginning. OCs. Zerith, hinted Cloti. Follows the Crisis Core Storyline.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010
KingdomHearts Online by Xylorta-XV reviews
Anything can happen online nowadays. Just don't tick off Axel, never give Demyx sugar, and hide your camera and camcorder, and you might just make it out of KingdomHearts Online alive. Unless someone finds your camera, that is...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,652 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Demyx, Sora
Organization XIII: Daily Life by Keiko Sahara reviews
Who exactly are the Organization? What did they do in their spare time and just how well did they get along with each other? I will dweal into their missions/life and how they lost their hearts.Will contain random interviews by OC and rewritten KH scenes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,334 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Roxas, Axel
To Love a Vampire by Skavnema reviews
A girl from our world is sent through a portal to the world of Final Fantasy! What happenes when Vincent gets a crush on this new girl, and what if the feelings are mutual?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,180 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Vincent V.
Cloud City by The Imperial Artist reviews
He was a mistake, so they abandoned him. The holder of 6-6-6. Satans Spawn. He was what Fate called fun. CloudZack SephiroithYazoo GaaraKadaj LazSai NaruFemeSasu AngealReno KakaIru
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,965 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Cloud S.
Seeing Double by Feebee-Weebee reviews
COMPLETE! Reno meets Axel when he is stranded in Midgar. What happens when the two of them are forced to work together in order to let Axel escape? FFVII and KINGDOM HEARTS II
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,390 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Reno - Complete
Unfit by LastTrojanNight reviews
Kadaj screamed as his head was jerked back almost hard enough to snap his neck. By now, he was next to lifeless. It had been forever. Mother' KadajYazoo KadajSehpiroth
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Kadaj, Yazoo - Complete
Sleep Well, Kadaj by TheSkyCalamity reviews
OneShot with Yazoo trying to deal with Kadaj's nightmares about Sephiroth of course!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Yazoo, Kadaj - Complete
Advent Children As Told By Yazoo by Scitzo and Psyco reviews
Turkey heads and braided hair. This is the story of Advent Children told by the only honest person in the entire movie Yazoo. For my favorite Yazoo fan, Jess! Please Read! updated Augest 7
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Yazoo
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Portal A Naruto Shippuden Fanfic reviews
After a portal is made linking the Ninja world with your own, you find yourself a test subject for a secret organization known as Portal. When you awaken in the lab, you meet Sasuke, Naruto, Neji, Tenten, and Gaara. Please review! CLICK FOR FULL SUMMARY.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,364 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Kadaj Khronicles reviews
Kadaj never did get to the end of Advent Children, instead, he is swept into a portal leading to Earth... and 3 crazy fangirls! Follow Kadaj and his new fanclub as they do the most ridiculous yet hilarious things. And... does Kadaj fall in love?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,689 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Kadaj, Yazoo
Her Heart's Kingdom reviews
What would happen if a Kingdom Hearts fan fell into the game? Would she survive and become friends with her heros or make enemies? Is the Kingdom Hearts world all that it's cracked up to be? Follow Sam as she falls in love, learns to fight, ect.!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,313 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Axel, Demyx
Advent Children: For Yazoo lovers reviews
When the you and the remnant Yazoo are both mortally injured, you find yourself sucked into a romance that you would have never imagined. A You/Yazoo oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,481 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Yazoo, Kadaj - Complete
The New Kids in the Coven reviews
The Volturi have recruited three new vampires, each who possess amazing powers... The problem? Their sense of hilarious humor amongst the stone stiff Volturi… Ever wonder what would happen if three pranksters got into the Twilight world? Find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009