Storytelling Spazoid
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Joined 11-06-09, id: 2137929, Profile Updated: 07-04-12
Author has written 3 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Hitman.

Let's see...who am I? Well, according to those who know me I'm a super-ultra-mega-to-the-max-nerd who has the habit of pronouncing each syllable in certain words and who pronounces words weirdly in general. (comfortable, apprieciate, etc)

I like making people laugh. I also like music, reading, singing, and dancing. Oh, and according to some people "making a spectacle of myself".

I sleep like a dead rock on sleeping pills according to my man-friend Timothy and I talk A LOT.

I love my xBox, my iPod, and my stuffed cat named Kitty.

I'm an absolutely hopeless romantic, and am currently pining after a guy who has no clue I exist. He is the Laura to my Petrarch. This romanticism often bleeds into my stories, so let's activate our suspended disbelief if the writing tends to get a little outlandish.

I can be childish, but I'm very friendly. PLUS, Yo Gabba Gabba taught me not to bite my friends, so there's a positive.

My interests include: Pokemon, Hitman, comic books, Inglourious Basterds, The Dark Knight, Marlon Brando, Theirry Pepin, chinese food, stuffed crust pizza, rambling, music, making kitty faces on the computer, :3, =._.=, LOTF, LOTR, POTO, POTATO, haha, did, you, see, what, I, did, there?

So, in conclusion, I'm a pretty goofy, pretty nifty girl.

Toodles!

XOXOXO

P.S I lost the game.

Name: Oh ho ho, I know the internet is full of stalkers. You may call me...Madame X...or just Thumper

Age: I am as old as the moon and the stars...

Gender: Female

Location: The magical shores of Nunya Business

Any other questions?: Ask me por favor.

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Death Smiles by FiZzGig520 reviews
*ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE* A girl that the Joker gives a chemical bath to. Which is not a good idea. No, no, not a very good idea at all, because he's really in for it now.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Joker
Trust by Scarlet-Rain reviews
Jazmine is raising money for her school when she encounters Huey. What happens when Huey lures her in his bedroom? Warning: Very explict themes, rape.
Boondocks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Huey F., Jazmine D. - Complete
You Just Don't Know by kittdawn reviews
A death in the T.N.D. throws the entire operation out of whack; it also exposes secrets, lies, and betrayal. Can the operatives overcome this tragedy as well as overcoming the deception that followed? Rated M for sex, violence, & language.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,477 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Abigail L./Numbuh 5
Selling Out by Midnights-AM-Child reviews
While reflecting on choosing Jazmine instead of a real black woman, a beautiful Jamaican girl moves to Woodcrest. Huey's beliefs and relationship are tested and Jazmine is not oblivious to it. Rated M for smut. Huey/Jazmine
Boondocks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - [Huey F., Jazmine D.] - Complete
Naughty Boy by Nehan Shinzui34 reviews
Fred wondered just how far he could go. How much he could shave beyond the scalp. Rated M for blood and gore and hinted sexual pleasure. Oneshot.
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Freaky Fred - Complete
DethRisk by AbelValentine reviews
Charles had always fantasized about Pickles...but what happens when their involvement threatens his management position? This story takes place in the midst of season 2. Charles/Pickles with a little Toki/Skwisgaar action!
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,845 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Pickles - Complete
Tears and Blood stains by redrose2310 reviews
Slash,rape, death omc, Nancy's pushed Dale over the edge but it's Joseph whose left in ruins. His dad dead his mom in rehab and Peggy seems to be trying to ruin his life. The perverse always target the weak &alone & that's what Joseph is right now.
King Of The Hill - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005
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One of These Days reviews
Just something I had on my cluttered mind. I want to make it a story, but I'm not so sure. Review and tell me what you think, please! : P.s. Ratings bum me out, but if It becomes a story, it will recieve an M
Hitman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
Not Capable of Love reviews
SEQUEL TIME! This is the sequel to An Indelible Smile so you should read that before this . JokerxOC. Read, reveiw, enjoy. Toodles! P.s. Yes, I did totally rip off The Ataris with my title
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Joker
An Indelible Smile reviews
Takes place after the aftermath of The Dark Knight. The Joker is once again out to cause chaos in a seemingly calm world. To start off his plan, he kidnaps a new plaything. JokerxOC, Rated M for future stuff/safety, R&R&E read, review, enjoy
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Joker - Complete