Kiba-incarnate
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Joined 11-06-09, id: 2138357, Profile Updated: 01-28-10
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Fairy Tail.

Hello world!! Or at least small portion of the world that is reading this... sigh my opening now sounds very unimpressive. Maybe I should start over...

HIYAAA PEEPS!!

No now I just sound like Naruto, which is just embarassing. Oh, I know what my opening line should be...

BARK! WOOF WOOF! BARK! Or in english, welcome to my page.

Motto - Well that went well... (used in either a very good situation with a suprised face or very bad situation with world weary face)

Best Quote - I get an urge, like a pregnant elephant, to go away and give birth to a book. Stephen Fry

Advice to all fan fic writers everywhere - The best piece of music to listen to while typing is Naruto main theme (search it on Grooveshark). Writing a fight scene, done. Moving declaration of love and defiance, done. Finally pulling oneself out of the ditch of life and back into the real world, done. Sad, emotional goodbye, done. Comeback, done. The only thing it doesn't do is evil and lonelyness, and theirs so many songs that do that it's stupid.

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Keep checking back for more stories. In the works are another KibaSaku one shot (but longer and better!), a mental crack, a little shout out story for every Saskue fan out there, a Choji foc (because he's a legend in his own right) and my piece de la resistance - a 70,000 word plus epic containing everyone's favourite dog nin, my own little character (called Jace, you'll find out more about him later), alot of exploding things, blood, action, treasure, love and lemony goodness. And if i get enough fan girls yelling at me via review i may delve into the scary world of Yoai, as hunny-rose once told me I had "a natural gift" for writing it. Yar, check out her Pocky story. Her idea, my writing, mostly...

Anyway, most of mine creations will be Naruto as it is my all time fav, though keep an eye out for some Ouren High School host club, One piece and Fairy Tail related adventures, as they are also my favourites. Up Hikaru, Kaoru, Mori, Natsu, Lucy, Luffy and Happy!!

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Zabuza
2. Kankaro
3. Kakashi
4. Hana
5. Sakura
6. Ino
7. Gaara
8. Tsunade
9. Anko
10. Kiba
11. Choji
12. Shino

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Ha, when Ino tried to get Choji to lose weight so she could sleep with him... lol

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Gets a double thumbs up from me, though she seems a little feral... =) Actully, I think I'd quite like that

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
He'd marry her to make her a repectable cough HAHAHAHAH cough woman

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
A few, most of them involving increidably rough sex... not that I've actually read them... =)

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No, Kankaro's way to much of a perv, and Ino would scare him off anyway. I think he's had enough of strong women...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Anko and Sakura sounds like a bomb waiting to go off, someone please do it so I don't soulnd like a perv (Waaay to late for that...) But Sakura and Kiba are AMAZING and deserve each other. Up KibaSaku

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Freak out, even Gaara can only take so much... And hunny-rose get those images out of your head!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
"Those only room for one puppy around here..." When Pakkun and Akamaru push the boundries to prove which one of them is the better traker, their clueless owners get dragged along for the ride" FRIENSHIP FIC I refuse point blank to turn Kakashi or Kiba gay, Kiba is me (and I'm straight) and Kakashi reads to much porn to be gay.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Urmm, since one was dead long before the other was introduced, I'm guessing no. And Zabuza was never one for "fluff" in any case.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Right, this one can be gay, so here goes... Cacoon - "The desert bugs hide in the sand, for protection and warmth" muttered Shino, not making eye contact. "Hn" was his only response. "You never needed protection" There was a pause, before Shino whsipered "What about for warmth?" Gaara's face remained impassive "We could do that"

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Well, first she'd sniff up the body, dig it up and find a nice secluded spot... ARHHHHHH WHAT AM I THINKING, NECROPHILLA IS WRONG!!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Sigh, we're all looking at you Hunny-rose

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Only one drawing so far with the rest of team 10, but hunny-rose, you'd better draw my butterfly cho soon!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Probably knowing her, but the girls outnumber the boys so maybe not. Lucky Kankaro though

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Ever heard a wolf howl at the full moon. That, but louder.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Tsunade...hmmm Either I Like Big Butts or My Humps... =)

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Background - It's strange how some people fade into the background, but when their gone it makes that hole seem all the more obvoius. InoShino. WARNING character death (Hey Zabuza's an evil bastard)

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"Lets just say I give doggy style a whole new meaning..." ARHHH GAY KIBA, NOT AGAIN!!

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Like Ice cream and hot sauce, two things that are just not meant to work together, but in a crazy way, do.

20) How emo is Seven?
2nd only to the master of Emo himself, Mr Uchiha Saskue. Though Saskue wouldn't look half as cute in a Panda costume

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Goraikou Senpuu by Youkai no Hariken reviews
The Retrieval Mission was a success but in the end, he still lost. Because of a severely beaten Sasuke, Naruto is exiled from Konoha. But just because he is banished from Konoha, doesn't mean that he will stop protecting them. Naruto x Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 112,969 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Explosive by kaotic312 reviews
Sequel to MARRY MY FATHER PLEASE? Rated M. Firecrackers and Cupcakes don't go together, do they? Gaara/Hanabi and Kiba/Shiho. No it's not misspelled. Not Shino. Shiho. Not an OC if you're not up to date on the current manga by the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 444,605 - Reviews: 2753 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Gaara, Hanabi H. - Complete
Marry My Father Please? by kaotic312 reviews
Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 293,455 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
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Longshot reviews
"Some call me the Ranger of the North" "...Really" "No, but I wish they did. Sounds impressive don't it?" A chance encounter with a... unique stranger introduces a new character to the Fairy Tail, and a chance for some of the smaller members to shine.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Jet, Alzack C.
Bonds, Blossoms and Blood reviews
"Bonds tie the universe together, so that it can blossom into life. Life then creates blood, which is spilt in order to create new bonds. This creates the blossom of life again, and so it continues." "Who said that?" asked Kiba. "Me" replied Jaox.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
HalfSmile reviews
It was like an optical illusion, one of those ones where as soon as you see it, you can’t un-see it. I could still see his loneliness, I could almost feel it. And it felt so familiar; it hurt to look at him." KibaSaku Love *Wags Tail*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
The Old Dogs In The Pound reviews
I regret..." I never told her how I would wake up at night hearing those words. A KibaSaku one shot. First story and reviews dearly wished for. For every guy who has ever been dumped for no reason, then found hope in the most unlikely place
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
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