Author has written 4 stories for South Park, and Ouran High School Host Club.
I'm like retired from this website... Sorry peeps, I suck for leaving all my stories unfinished but BYE ILL MISS CHU!!!! :/
Ehem, my username used to be ticktock1029 it is now, well... what it is. Please note that if I update any old stories.
So let me tell you a little about myself,
My full name is Madison, but I hate my full name. Its sounds so... polite, goody-two-shoes... and that's not me. So, call me Madi!
I am a fangurl, and 100% proud beotches! I'm a yaoi fan, I like yaoi lemons and fluff ( but not too crazy on yuri. Really just depends on the characters ) The only show I have written for is South Park, but I am starting on some stuff for Ouran High School Host club, and I have a few one-shots for Death Note! :3 I love animes, as you could probably tell ( Sex Pistols, hurr hurrr :3 ) animes, South Park, and Criminal Minds ( Random haha) are the only shows I watch! I'm really weird, and most people don't know the real me. ( dramatic much??) But anyways let me tell you some things about me; ( REALLY??? There's more xD )
Amazingly awesome quotes ( from real life , ok maybe their not all exactly quotes):
today my mom was yelling at Jessica our GPS and she said,
" SHUT UP JESSICA I CANT TURN RIGHT CUZ ITS A DEAD END STUPID BITCH!!"
My friend talking about what her wonderland would be like:
" Dude, my wonderland would have a zebra fucking a giraffe." *Humps air*
FAVORITE SOUTH PARK PAIRINGS:
kyle/Christophe- dude this is my favorite pairing right now, i just don't know... their so fucking cute together!
kycart(kyle and cartman)- this pairing is so hard for me too write so i usually just read it but haha its sooo cute!
creek(Craig and tweek)- twitchy spazz+ awesome bad-ass= love and fluff and awesomeness
cryle (Craig/kyle)- this pairing is also one of my favorite right now i mean their relationship is just so fun!
these are just some of my favorites. i like most pairings.
Every single hour, an animal is violently abused. 3,000 animals were rescued last year. For hundreds of others, help came too late. If you care about animals, and wish to stop animal cruelty, please, pass this on. If you don’t care, then you’re just one more of the millions of heartless jerks out there that don’t give a damn about anything but themselves.
COPY AND PASTE!!
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Drugs are bad news, M'kay. Copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed a door that clearly said PULL, copy this into your profile.
If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.
If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.