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Author has written 4 stories for South Park, and Ouran High School Host Club.

I'm like retired from this website... Sorry peeps, I suck for leaving all my stories unfinished but BYE ILL MISS CHU!!!! :/

Ehem, my username used to be ticktock1029 it is now, well... what it is. Please note that if I update any old stories.

So let me tell you a little about myself,

My full name is Madison, but I hate my full name. Its sounds so... polite, goody-two-shoes... and that's not me. So, call me Madi!

I am a fangurl, and 100% proud beotches! I'm a yaoi fan, I like yaoi lemons and fluff ( but not too crazy on yuri. Really just depends on the characters ) The only show I have written for is South Park, but I am starting on some stuff for Ouran High School Host club, and I have a few one-shots for Death Note! :3 I love animes, as you could probably tell ( Sex Pistols, hurr hurrr :3 ) animes, South Park, and Criminal Minds ( Random haha) are the only shows I watch! I'm really weird, and most people don't know the real me. ( dramatic much??) But anyways let me tell you some things about me; ( REALLY??? There's more xD )

Amazingly awesome quotes ( from real life , ok maybe their not all exactly quotes):

today my mom was yelling at Jessica our GPS and she said,


My friend talking about what her wonderland would be like:

" Dude, my wonderland would have a zebra fucking a giraffe." *Humps air*


kyle/Christophe- dude this is my favorite pairing right now, i just don't know... their so fucking cute together!

kycart(kyle and cartman)- this pairing is so hard for me too write so i usually just read it but haha its sooo cute!

creek(Craig and tweek)- twitchy spazz+ awesome bad-ass= love and fluff and awesomeness

cryle (Craig/kyle)- this pairing is also one of my favorite right now i mean their relationship is just so fun!

these are just some of my favorites. i like most pairings.

Every single hour, an animal is violently abused. 3,000 animals were rescued last year. For hundreds of others, help came too late. If you care about animals, and wish to stop animal cruelty, please, pass this on. If you don’t care, then you’re just one more of the millions of heartless jerks out there that don’t give a damn about anything but themselves.


If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Drugs are bad news, M'kay. Copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that clearly said PULL, copy this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I am an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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The Boys by witchlings reviews
It's been four years since Kyle's set foot in South Park and his return at age 18 gives him the chance to make sense of the feelings he had when he was young. If only he could get over a new found distance between him and Stan. StanxKyle, different POVs, previously titled "What Boys Are Made Of."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,234 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M., Wendy Testaburger, Kevin McCormick
Kyle's Jeans by AllzStar reviews
He's wearing those pants again. The dark-washed, tight-ass jeans that cling to his slim legs and tight, round buttocks. I can't help gawking at him when he's wearing those goddamn pants. Damn you, Kyle Broflovski, for making me love you. KyleXCartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,619 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Obsession of Wendy Testaburger by Millen reviews
Wendy has an unhealthy obsession for a certain red head. W/K; minor Style and Bendy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger
Backstabber by AllzStar reviews
Gender-bender. Stan suddenly starts to notice how pretty Kyla is...the only problem is that Kenny has already noticed, and got there first. Plus, Wendy's got a secret that'll change everybody's lives. K2, Style, some Stendy. TITLE CHANGED.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,593 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Fake Hipsters by SekritOMG reviews
You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan. College slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,720 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Stan M., Ike B. - Complete
Of Redheads and Rednecks by theflawintheplan reviews
Eric Cartman's town doesn't like strangers. When a Jewish family moves in, they are instantly hated and shunned by everyone. Unfortunately for young Eric, the new kid-who's around his age-considers it his mission to cure the redneck of his ignorant ways. And despite himself, the former feels drawn to his Jewish peer, with disastrous results...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Restroom Wall Number by Winter's Fiction reviews
After getting blind drunk and sick from it for the first time in his life, Kyle discovers a phone number on the men's restroom wall, and out of curiosity, he dials it. But being as drunk as he is, he doesn't know it's Bebe! KyBe My first South Park fic!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Kyle B., Bebe S.
Finding Us by UNrequitedAmbitions reviews
The boys decide to spend their last summer together away from South Park entirely. As they make their way across the states to their final destination, they end up learning more about eachother then they ever thought possible. Kyle/Cartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,836 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Strawberry Kisses by murasakidachiyou reviews
Kaoru goes to Hunny for help after a fight with his brother, but ends up getting a bit more than he bargained for. Chapter six up now!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,007 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Kaoru H., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
Trademark Words by Kaia-Rhea reviews
On the exterior, everything looks fine. He's just Kyle. But there's more to him then anyone else knows. Rated T for abusive themes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Redéfinition de l'individu by Kymanlvr reviews
Kyle Broflovski is tired of his dull, unchanging life. But after he returns from being away from South Park for the summer, things start to spiral out of control, and everything falls apart. Mainly Kyman. Strong language and references to sex.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,298 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Obviously Oblivious by dark-night-sky reviews
Craig and Tweek were never the best of friends, more of friends of friends. But they never really hung out alone, if possible. But after a suggestion from Clyde, the two find their relationship evolving...much to their distaste. Creek/slash. K2.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,882 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Vampire Prince by Millen reviews
Kyle's real father, the ruler of the Vampire World would try to look for him, because of the past. Might be M in later chapters. Violence, and language. Style, Bunny, Creek, Cartman/Oc, Wendy/Oc I need Ocs!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Phone Tag by AllzStar reviews
Entire fic done in text messages. Style, Crenny, Kendy, Kybe, K2, Stenny, Stendy and Cryle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Secrets by moonlitelm reviews
One-shots about some of our favorite characters thinking about what they have to hide from all of their friends and loved ones. Some VERY conflicting themes, read with discretion. Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Eric, Butters, Clyde, Wendy, Bebe, Ike and Shelly.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
sakura kiss by agalandadog reviews
nicole is new at ouran. she's hostile and the host club wants not only to win her over but to get her to join too! now kyouya isn't quite sure what he'll find, love , or hate she will teach him that's there's more to life than what he knows aka bg checks.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,749 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Kyōya O.
Nothing Seemed To Turn Out Right by DizzyAlice reviews
Every time I cross the train tracks, time stops. It's like I can escape the world, and all that matters anymore is him, is me. He always knows I'm coming somehow and he meets me at the curb. "Hey," he says, and I smile for the first time in forever. --K2
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,468 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Kyle B., Kenny M.
You Better Lose Yourself by Beyond-BB-Birthday reviews
I love music, drawing and video games. I have bleach-blonde hair. Oh yeah, one more thing. I'm in love with Kyle Broflovski. But even that's not my biggest problem... K2, Chaptered.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,862 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - [Kenny M., Kyle B.] - Complete
The new girl in school by Freddygirl123 reviews
Freddy is new to South Park High School. and she'll soon find lots of... intersting people. and LOTS of trouble. OCS NEEDED! SEND THEM.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009
Photography by twounderscorethreefour reviews
If anything, a significantly redeeming quality of mine is my ability to capture memories. I'm never without my camera, and I'll take candid shots when people aren't looking, which is what I aimed to do at Eric Cartman's party. Esther-centric. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Chaos Theory by Chloe Winchester reviews
Spencer has been missing for 2 years, and when the BAU finds him, they find a broken and scared young man. And the worst of it, the man that took him is still out there. Some chapters rated M. Reidcentric NO SLASH set in season 2 Major Reid whumpage!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,662 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Watercolor by i n s o m n i a t i c- x reviews
Kyle Broflovski's life just wont get any better. He finds himself questioning who he really is, not to mention everything around him is crumbling down and he's addicted to drugs. Only one person has the ability to save him, but can he do it? CartmanxKyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,382 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Play Crack the Sky by DizzyAlice reviews
I wish more than anything in the world I knew how we came to this. No, that’s a lie. I wish more than anything in the world I didn’t have to do what I’m doing right now. But closely seconding that is my wish to know how we managed to fall this far. SxK
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,264 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Misconceptions by daysfadeFOREVER reviews
Kenny and Kyle's relationship may get a little too close for comfort in Damien's little game. K2. May change rating later.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Assasination by Forlornhero reviews
Stan chose the darker path of life after a tragic car accident and has lost contact with all friends and relatives. After an unexpected twist he is sent on mission into the heart of the CIA to kill a treacherous individual known for causing trouble...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,746 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Stan M.
Consequences by twounderscorethreefour reviews
Sequel to Digital Papercut. A lot more shitty. I don't know what I'm doing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,065 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Life's Blood by CrystolConeticut reviews
There's something off about that kid...' When Kyle Broflovski moves to South Park, he carries the weight of a huge secret with him. Yes this story is about vampires but it's NOT ABOUT TWILIGHT! OK! XP Not accepting ocs, but im usin Christy Morejon!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Kyle B.
Lights Out by Misha Novak reviews
Kyle's sleepy, but Christophe is too much of a lazy bastard to shut the light off.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Christophe, Kyle B.
The Dream by Just Stay HIV Positive reviews
About a year after the Imaginationland incident, Kyle is plagued by recurring nightmares that turn into something far worse. Fear is a powerful thing...COMPLETED!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,397 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Kyle B. - Complete
Lake Portbell by LovelyDaibichi reviews
OC story. Don't like don't read, collab with PandyPow. Submit OCs please :
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2010
Nightmare by Soul Flash reviews
You don't know what you've got until you see it glued to some other guy. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Demons Have Feelings Too by ineap reviews
This was my attempt to make Damien and Kyle look cute together, not too sure if it worked well. You'll just have to read it and let me know.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Damien, Kyle B. - Complete
Digital Papercut by twounderscorethreefour reviews
Right, I know what you’re thinking. Why would a kid like me end up with something as faggy as a blog? Well, that’s just it; I’m a fag. A homo. Queer. Gay. I’m gay, alright?" Style. Stan's POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,612 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Better Than Drugs by The Quiet Shadow XVII reviews
Some things are better than drugs or caffeine, which was my drug. Craig was definitely better than drugs. CREEK
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
They'll Never Hear Your Muffled Cries by DizzyAlice reviews
And then the world tilts, and you fly off the edge. You are falling. And falling. The hum increases to a wail, a horrible, feral sound filling your ears. You want it to stop. And falling. One-shot, implied Kennyx? Happy birthday, Kenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Kenny M. - Complete
Terminal by pezhead12 reviews
Discontinued. For explanation look at profile.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Kyle B., Kenny M.
To Say Goodbye by iVamped reviews
Creek ; implied K2 & Style ; character death "Go ... get yourself some coffee, Tweeky." he tells me, coughing between words. "N - no, Craig, I'll wait for you.." I try desperately to stay as calm as possible.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Please, Don't Worry About Me by Gin-inu reviews
What would you do if you were very sick and didn't want your best friend to know? If you couldn't tell your family because they couldn't afford it? What would you say if your best friend's girlfriend found out and might give you away? Welcome to my world
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,056 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M.
I Hate Everything About You by xEmerald Isle reviews
There's a school dance coming up at South Park Elementary. Every student must take a perfect match test and go to the dance with whoever they get paired up with. For some, they are happy with who they're paired with. For others, they aren't soo happy...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,157 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Careful What You Wish For II by The Night Kitty reviews
Apparently Stan did not learn his lesson before. When he feels depressed he wishes that he was never born. How will this effect everyone else? Still only friendship. Please read and review. Complete!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Goin' Down by You'veBeenJayed reviews
I'm going to do it, I'm really going to do it this time. And there's nothing you can do about it. -- Kenny stands on the edge of Stark's Pond, a weight around his ankle, and most of it's Kyle's fault. K2, songfic, oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Car Ride by Misha Novak reviews
There was never a dull moment on the ride to school. Cartman blamed Jewish black magic.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Weirdest Week Ever by Playmymusic323 reviews
Livy Marsh is just your average fifth grade student at South Park Elementary. But what happens when she starts to like someone? What happens when her sworn enemy discovers her weakness? What happens when it’s time for the fifth grade dance? OCs needed!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,993 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
South Park Middle School: Stupid School Games! by PFCCJHaynes reviews
The boys minus Cartman must compete in stupid games with a rival middle school in fear of loosing their girlfriends! Plus, Cartman agrees to aid Ike in trying to get a girl at his school!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,226 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Eric Cartman, Ike B. - Complete
North park by XXXShionxxxInsanityXXX reviews
it started out as a simple dare. but it ended up as so much more. a battle of life and death in another demension in fact.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Kyle B.
The Confession at the End of This Story by DizzyAlice reviews
Kyle has a secret admirer. Can he, along with super-sleuths Kenny and Stan, figure out who's sending him mysterious letters, and possibly help him get with the love of his life? Multi-chaptered, multiple pairings, some slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Kyle B.
Mean Boys by B-pod reviews
South Park/Mean Girls. A SP fic using the MG theme. Don't worry, its not completely copied from the MG script. The basic idea of this was by CarnivalRiotLovex3 on Youtube, and I was just lame enough to make a fanfic of it. Contains some slash/yaoi.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Kyle B.
Sick Days by punkXrockXkid reviews
Craig will always worry about Tweek, even if he just has a cold.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Valentines Day, a day of Ignorance by Nixton reviews
Kyle's thoughts about Valentines Day. Just a oneshot I wanted to write.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Kyle B., Bebe S. - Complete
My life was a lie by LuvKyleAndStan reviews
Kyle had always seemed so normal to his friends. But was his life really as easy behind closed doors? No Slash. Sorry for the Crappy description.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kyle B., Ike B. - Complete
Things Better Left Unsaid by DizzyAlice reviews
There are certain things you just don't tell anyone. Not even your best friend, or your mom, or your girlfriend. These secrets affect who we are as a person, often controlling at least a small piece of our lives. And no one even knows that they're there.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009
Frozen Tears by Truthless Faith reviews
Kyle couldn’t think of the snow as a pure substance like most people.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Kyle B. - Complete
You, A Feeling I Can't Deny by DizzyAlice reviews
So apparently Stan and Kyle have been dating for months and never bothered to tell anyone. Hm. But this... this thing I have with Kyle, how much will that really affect it? Hopefully a lot. I don't want to feel like this. Not for him. STyle, K2.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,000 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Sadness Flies Away by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
Kyle always seemed so happy, to his family and friends. Truth is, he never was. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,557 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Kyle B. - Complete
The Real Surprise by Otempora42 reviews
Well, she hated me, at least. I was sort of in love with her. KyleWendy, Stendy, KennyBebe.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger
UnPredictable by eishi reviews
Kyle Broflovski hated Wendy Testaburger, and that was a fact. Really. KyleWendy, oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Don’t You Love Her Madly? by WittyWriter reviews
Kyle X Wendy, Oh yes, I went there. Wendy loved Stan. He was the perfect boyfriend, but she could not deny the spark that existed between her and Kyle. But love like that was forbidden. It was a well know fact you don't date your best friend's girl.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger
Regrets by NeedsmoarDelta reviews
It's Wendy's senior year, and after she makes a huge mistake, can she convince Stan to get back together?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Wendy Testaburger, Kyle B.
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Modern Day Darkness reviews
"The first day is bad, the first week is worse, the second week you just keep falling, and from there it where you decide whether or not on getting back up and living. You will surround yourself with darkness until it swallows you." K2, mild Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Kyle B., Kenny M.
Daily Lessons! reviews
All you children gather around and learn lessons that will help you write a better story! Pretty much me ranting!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2010
Secrets reviews
I was in that one scratched up yellow taxi, when the first drop fell.The only taxi that went into and out of South Park.The driver recognized me when he picked me up from the Denver airport as the little Jewish kid who left four years ago.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Kyle B.
Float On reviews
One-shot. Just a poem i wrote about Kenny with some Kyle. k2, k-squared, Kenny/Kyle whatever you want to call it. MY FIRST POETRY WRITING PLEASE REVIEW! Rated T for death. Based sorta on the song Float On by Modest Mouse.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete