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About me, My name is Christa, I am short and LOOOOOOVE IT!! smiles and i have a lot of favorite books and i am in love with a few Anime shows such as Bleach (rengie faints from his hottness) Inuyasha (sess Weak kneed, and Koga MINE!!), Naruto (nauto love him!), and the list goes on and on!!
I am a Blonde hint the blonde moments below :) oh and a reminder it is not called stupid moments it is blonde moments so please do not change the title if you paste it into your profile. I am really Random and Insane!! I love random things such as this:
Books I have started:
Harry Potter Books: reading Harry Potter through the different times book 1
Hunger Games: Peeta's view from the time Katniss shows up to the berry scene. (not up yet)
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read
LOVE STORY~~ A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and hesaid no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and hesaid no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and onceagain he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears streaming down her face. Theboy grabbed her arm and said...are not pretty you're beautiful. Idon't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever. And Iwouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... ~~THE END~~ ...Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love willrealize they like you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you breakthis chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship problems forthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15 minutes, you'resafe"
that put it in your profile.
My Fav Couples in Harry Potter are:
Luna/Dean (obviously hint hint my name!! though who is rolf?)
My favorite Anime Couples:
Oh I also support gay rights and believe those who judge are judging not only them but everyone in the world because to judge one is to judge all! that's all:)!!
If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, Sabaku no Koneko, Smexy Mau Beasthunter, blackrose5130, anime freak0910, adlex47, StCC, S. Uzumaki, SkywardShadow, Dolphingirl32173. Will Rayne, Because The Bunnys Told Me To, Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic,HoshikoK, cherryblossom429, Dragenruler, colourfulgurl, Skye Sasuke, Uchiha Tsukino Usagi,Fire Dolphin,lunaanddeanendlesslove7, are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile
The voices in my head say you have mental problem
I will not obey the voices in my head
I do not suffer insanity...I enjoy every minute of it
I hate nothing...just dislike with a passion of a thousand suns
If life hands you limes...make a martini
You’re just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you
Sarcasm in your body’s natural defence against stupidity
I’m nobody...nobody’s perfect...so I’m BETTER THEN YOUUUUU
Stupidity killed the cat curiosity was blamed
I’m not random I just have many thoughts
I hear voices and they don’t like you
Mirrors don’t talk...and luckily for you they don’t laugh
Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity
Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
You laugh because I’m different. I laugh because you’re an idiot
Damn straight I’m good in bed...I can sleep for days
It wasn’t me
Better to sleep on what you intend to do...then to stay awake over what you’ve
Try? There is no try. Do or do not.
Smile. It confuses people
Why be difficult when with just a little bit of effort you can be impossible
With a face like yours, who’d want to be human?
Speaking is not communication
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Yuga Xyunagi, REfreak, Sharingangirl001, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, SASU-SAKU4everandalways, shadowxblossomx,blueberry08, Micah Sakura, JaseyRaeLullaby, KooriRoxs, BloodyRoseMel, Uchiha Tsukino Usagi, Fire Dolphin, lunaanddeanendlesslove7,
Hope anyone reading this, had fun!!
(please note I did not create the following, I'm not that creative)
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome warewolf,
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,
In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,
In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,
In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,
In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,
In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring.
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
(Scabbed off FightingDreamer Alchemist's profile.)
x Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
x You have ran into a tree.
x You have accidentally caught something on fire
Sometimes you just stop thinking
You have eaten a bug.
You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
26 out of 30... darn
x means has happened
Pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: You know you have a beautiful smile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you are in love with multiple fictional characters, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had to sweep a floor, and tried to get the broom by shouting, "UP!" copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the Trix the darn rabbit, copy this into your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you watch Inuyasha and think that Kikyo should finally just die and never return, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.
If you think Inuyasha is stupid for following Kikyo all the time, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think Harry Potter is still better than Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love Rengie and want to have him please copy and paste this into your profile. (Bleach)
If you cried when Sirius Black fell through the veil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are a strong supporter of S.P.E.W. (Society for the Promotion of Elvish Welfare), and want to give all the little House Elves neon colored socks, copy and paste this onto your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.
If you have inside jokes with yourself copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
if you turn your head to the right and see a pirate, copy paste this into your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!)
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile.
This was a foward I got about 2 years ago...
Warning: May cause tears.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Now you have two choices
You know you live in 2009 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucilla
A Dads Poem
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.
Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.
Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.
Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. one by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.
"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.
"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.
"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart"
With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
ing stores for any period of time immediately put him off. Unfotunately Twilight was next to me at the moment.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My pregnant sister and the chair she is sitting on. She's not happy about it. hehe
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Phineas and Ferb!! I love that show!!
4. Without looking guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
7:53 pm that's what i get for guessing hehe
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
20 minutes ago and i was saying good bye to my youngest niece.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
the story i am writing.
9. What are you wearing?
pj's my mom bought me for Christmas!! They have teddy bears on them!!
10. Did you dream last night?
I think so but I can't remember my dreams!
11. When did you last laugh?
two days ago january 11th
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
My sisters stuff. i'm not allowed to touch the walls.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yes. A lot of weird things.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I am too tired to think!!
15. What is the last film you saw?
TARZAN!! (For my neice of course!) glances to the left
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Too many things. So much that i would have to buy 4 mansions to fit half of the stuff in.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
But I didn't tell you it for a reason!
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Too many things but one is to stop everyone assuming penguins can't fly! I am working on teaching them!!
19. Do you like to dance?
Sometimes... depends on my mood!
20. George Bush:
Not politics!! I HATE POLITICS!!
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Bonni April Dae!! :)
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Owen Thomas Lee (I am a girl this is what we do)
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like heck.
There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I see regular people!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth
I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! ( I don't really have ADD )
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
You call me a B--ch well a B--ch is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
It's all fun and games until someone get hurt...then its hilarious.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The more I learn, the less I understand.
"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."
"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?"
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies. X
Your Girl Side
You wear lip gloss/stick.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART (taken from Fire Dolphin)
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
I am only 8 inches long
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
seriously how emotional is this?!
THE WE HATE KIKYO CLUB: If you HATE Kikyo from Inuyasha and think she should kick the bucket for good, copy and paste this into your profile and then write your name on the list. Luna aand Dean Endlesslove7,
WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
What the gesture means...
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
This is a true story:
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
(add this to your profile if you're against child abuse)
BLUE RIBBON AGAINST Child Abuse; pass it on please
My name is Sarah
I must be stupid,
I wish I were better,
I can't speak at all,
When I awake I'm all alone
When my Mommy does come
Don't make a sound!
I hear him curse
I try and hide
He finds me weeping
He slaps me and hits me
He's already locked it
I fall to the floor
'I'm sorry!' I scream
The hurt and the pain
And he finally stops
My name is Sarah
There are thousands of kids out there just like Sarah. And you can help.
Please pass this poem on as a Blue Ribbon Against Child Abuse because, as crazy as it might sound, it might just indirectly change a life.
Please forward onto your profile if you are
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex... Curtis
Are you done?
Are you sure?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
Wow...NOT in LOVE WITH Curtis!!
WE LOVE EDWARD, ALPHONZE AND WINRY CLUB! : For those of us who love the characters Edward, Alphonze and Winry in Full Metal Alchemist and think they are awesome! Please write your name on the list and paste in your profile if you are apart of this club: Luna and Dean Endlesslove7,
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I hope you enjoyed my profile! :D Also Enemies Doesn't Mean No Pleasure! was moved to my other account Fallen Endlesslove http://www.fanfiction.net/~fallenendlesslove!
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