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Mr Maybe by The Bird Of Fire reviews
When Hermione Granger is hit by a love potion and falls for Draco Malfoy chaos ensues. But what happens when he falls for her, only to have the potion wear off and her to make a quick return to hating the very ground he walks on...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,473 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Extremely Mean Boggart Prank by Serpent.Heart reviews
The Golden Trio are up to something that will surely get them in trouble-or at least, Hermione thinks so. They've set up a boggart to scare Draco Malfoy. But, just why is Harry so neverous? DMHP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Noble In Reason by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The Head Auror thinks Voldemort's magic is coming from the cellars of Malfoy Manor. Harry agrees to investigate. He's not happy about being made to investigate via formally Courting Draco, but he has little choice. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,904 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
There is a reason for everything by swapnal reviews
Draco doesn't drink for a reason. The twins decide to try out their newest product at a BBQ party. Sry I know I'm royally sucking at the summary but please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Special Birthday Present by hpgirl4ever reviews
Draco wants Harry to do something for his birthday, much to Harry's embarrassment. Will Gryffindor courage win, but with the promise of what's to come, will there even be much of a choice? Written for Draco's bday!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Situational Comedies by UchiHime reviews
Harry and Seamus have just broken up and now Seamus is dating Dean, but Harry is not jealous. And will Draco leave him the bloody hell alone. HPSF, DTSF, DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Pureblood Rebel by PixieofDoom13 reviews
What happens when Harry Potter is stuck in detention with Draco Malfoy? Who turns out to be gay and supposedly in love with Harry! Harry/Draco SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love, Life And Other Four Letter Words by RippedIntoPieces reviews
Getting drunk was a mistake, especially since it led to Harry waking up naked in Draco Malfoy's bed. But mistakes can have positive repercussions and Harry finds himself learning to appreciate the blonde. Sadly, the course of love never did run smooth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,529 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
7 Minutes in Hell by The Unintended Muse reviews
Whilst at a hyped-up party, a small group of students get bored. Now they all get 7 Minutes to do exactly what they want to do to the partner the other students pick out for them. And Draco has wanted to do something to Harry for a very long time. SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pantomime by ConstantComment reviews
Written for speedpr0nz round #3 on LJ: It’s Anonymous Night at Pantomime, Draco’s favourite night club, and he plans to take advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Hates Emo's! by Emo-Ashes reviews
Harry has decided to go emo and Draco is not pleased, that is until he finds out Harry has a tongue ring! Warning Emo!Harry In my opinion pure HOTNESS! Harry trying a very inexperienced blowjob Draco making Harry beg and the goodness of slash! YUMMY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Come Slowly, Eden by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry didn't mean to start liking Draco Malfoy. It just happened. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,909 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Until You Know by VintageOppression reviews
After about a week of trying to be nice to muggle-borns, Draco has finally had it. He confronts Harry and tells the Gryffindor that he, too, is prejudiced and notes when Harry refused his friendship on the train. Slash. D/H
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Absolutely Wankered by Lucy'sDaydreams reviews
Harry has insomnia and a raging hunger for someone he really shouldn't. He decides to spend his extra hours getting to know the object of his desires a little better. Three-shot, PWP, rated M for later chapter/s. Completed, at last! :3
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Be My Downfall by theDoctorlies reviews
Draco hated to admit it, but he knew the Golden Boy had hooked into some part of his brain. H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Resistance is Futile by olimakiella reviews
The big bad wolf is going through mating season and shooting off pheromones like crazy in the Ministry Administration Department. Written for the Bottom!Draco FairytaleFest. Prompt: Little Red Riding Hood
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,651 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Bookstores and Stalkers by olimakiella reviews
Draco is avoiding Harry because of the affect the brunet has on him. Harry rather likes the effect he has on the blond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stracciatella by Vaysh11 reviews
Who would have thought that it takes Stracciatella ice cream to bring Harry and Draco together?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Give It All by thewickednix reviews
Malfoys do not lose face. Except when faced with Harry Potter. -- One-shot, mirror-story of Given, from Draco's Pov.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stress Relief by ConstantComment reviews
It's a sunny Sunday and Harry's stuck in the library writing a Transfiguration essay due in 24 hours. He just can't seem to concentrate! AU 7th year, Hogwarts-Era, PWP, slash, uberfluff, somewhat dubcon oral sex. What has Harry gotten himself into?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
So This Is Love by LoveSupreme reviews
Draco is having problems finding a man to meet his needs, until a certain someone comes along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,876 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
50 Things Draco Malfoy Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Pansy and Blaise make a list of things Draco is not allowed to do. Uh oh. 31. He must also refrain from sending Molly Weasley a weight loss plan, because he does not want to be killed by a mob of redheaded, freckly idiots. HPDM MILD SLASH. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's List by Dilly01 reviews
Harry knows what he wants for Christmas, he just hopes Draco feels the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Complex Malfoy by Billie Hart reviews
Draco Malfoy has never claimed to be the Hogwarts Sex God, but letting rumors circulate never hurt anyone. At least, not until he gets some rather strange news...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,136 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Natural Order of Things by AmourXSexXetXYaoi reviews
Potter, I propose a truce"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Stolen Moment by angelically-devilish reviews
Dramione - A chance meeting on the Astronomy Tower leads to a moment that neither Draco nor Hermione will ever forget. Gift for Grande.Vanilla.Skim.Latte - Thanks for breaking me out of my comfort zone, babe!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Gryffindor for a Week by xErised reviews
What happens when Moody's Transfiguration spell on Draco the Amazing Bouncing Ferret can't be reversed for a week? Harry Potter has no choice but to take care of Draco, almost like a... pet. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,254 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Illusion by TheeMizKitty reviews
Draco Malfoy is stalking Harry Potter. Or is that all it really is? DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,623 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 4078 - Favs: 4,589 - Follows: 1,999 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snake by Harry-Draco-dreamer reviews
Mostly Draco POV. Draco got a new snake from his mother, find out how his new snake will help him tell his crush how he feels! Harry/Draco! Yummie and delicious! Fluff! I got a beta! And updating it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,055 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Art of Slytherin Napping by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco is rubbish at sleeping. Sort of. Foundations!verse, utter fluff. Short oneshot. HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Testing the territory by jezzi85 reviews
What if ferret!Draco didn’t get into Crabbe’s pants, but into Harry’s? Scene from the movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crush by Digitallace reviews
Harry has a crush, and he has it bad, but the object of his desire couldn’t possibly return his feelings. Could he? Warnings for explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Sickness by dirty-darella reviews
He calls it Harry Sickness, because the thought of Harry doing this with another makes him ill. Warning: M/M Adult Content. Written in present tense.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stalking Harry Potter by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco Malfoy was NOT a stalker. In fact, the word 'stalking' did not even appear in his Highly Extensive Dictionary of Pureblood Words." When Draco is accused of stalking a certain someone, what on earth is the poor Slytherin to do? HPDM SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,277 - Reviews: 2656 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Tiny Little FullBlown Obsession by dirty-darella reviews
One peak of Malfoy in the Quidditch showers and Harry becomes a tad enamored. Hermione is no help at all. Warnings for Adult Content! M/M sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,415 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Captivated by Love by elegantgoth89 reviews
Post HBP, not compatible with DH. Hermione is captured in the war and is entrusted to Draco Malfoy. Draco falls in love with her and tries to show it. Will she love him back or will all he's done stand in the way? Bad summary, but read and enjoy! DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,789 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Muddy Days by dirty-darella reviews
Of course Potter had to be at the one Professional Quidditch match Draco attended. The very same Match where he learns that mud is good for laughing, more laughing, and sex. Not necessarily in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cold by AmourXSexXetXYaoi reviews
Dear Potter . . . This isn't some silly hufflepuff love letter you gryffindors expect, this is simply a letter from me to you. Now before I begin, I want to tell you why I'm writing this to you . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Positive Effects of Porn by Digitallace reviews
Drarry - Twoshot After years filled with failed relationships, a bit of porn and some friendly encouragement help Harry to discover who he really wants. Warnings for slash and explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione Granger: Evil Extraordinaire by envious-ema reviews
Harry has a lot of problems, including a blond called Draco Malfoy and it's all Hermione's fault...somehow! Warnings: Slash HP/DM , fluff, EWE, one-shot, Written for Hd smoochfest on LJ detailed Prompt inside Please R/R :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Final Exams: Is There an Afterlife? by Meredith Trainor reviews
Harry is hopelessly failing potions, and Draco knows there is no way he can pass his final exam without divine intervention. So Draco plays devil's advocate, and yes, there is a love potion. Rated for mild slash, Drarry of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
One Boring Saturday by AmazonWariorPrincess reviews
Draco is bored one Hogsmeadeless Saturday and entertains himself with a boring Harry...turns out Harry has some tricks up his sleve! Written from Draco's POV. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love Complex by dapixam-q reviews
HP/DM Pre-HBP AU. Harry's been interested in Ron for years, but Ron's being an idiot about it. Draco offers to help him out. Fake relationship!cliche! WARNING: IF IT WASN'T OBVIOUS FROM THAT SUMMARY, THIS IS CRACKY AS HELL. And everybody's pretty OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,799 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Ultimate Contest by The Spazzinator reviews
Harry and Draco have the ultimate contest, meant to end them all and declare one true winner. The challenge: They must kiss each other! My take on how they would handle it. DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harry Potter or any of its characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Haunting by Sara's Girl reviews
As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 92 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Mile High Club by azzie adams reviews
Draco's urges get the better of him on the Delta 747 and the only private place is... not so private. DM/HP Sequel to 'Emergency Stop'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Closet by SwarmOfFanGirls reviews
What happens when Harry and Draco get locked in a closet together? :D Warnings: Detailed humping :P
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
One Long, Sexless Week by Magic Mind reviews
Harry and Draco are getting married. One of them has the bright idea to stop having sex for one week before the wedding. Madness ensues! Harry/Draco. SLASH. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,241 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
History Repeats Itself by Digitallace reviews
HP/DM slash.Draco steals a time turner and goes back to the time of his ancestors, finding his ancient relative in love with the Potter of that time. Can Draco avoid his new feelings toward Harry or is History destined to repeat itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,071 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Banshee's Balls! by Liria Nai reviews
In a bid to promote house unity Dumbledore decides to replace the traditional house quidditch teams with four new teams, containing members from all four houses. How will Harry and Draco cope being on the same team? Eventual SLASH. HPDM, maybe others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,315 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
No More Mistakes by KatyLoveling reviews
“Why are you wary of me then? I assure you that I have good intentions. I won’t bite—at least not very hard.” Small fires leaped in Draco's eyes as he added in a throaty murmur, “and not where it will show.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,202 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Hat and a Tackle Box by QueenGen reviews
What Draco does for Love. Slash. HD. Fluffy, Crack-ish, and Muggle Tents. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Servitude by livelongprosper2012 reviews
It's Christmas and the war is over. So what better way to rebuild the wizarding world then by hosting an auction? And the item is none other than Harry Potter. Yes ladies and gentleman you get him for a full 24 hours. Now do I hear 2,000 gallons? HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Closet Case by PinkPantiesPrincess reviews
Harry and Ron are convinced that Harry’s gay and Harry spends Christmas hols trying to convince them and himself otherwise. Smut-tastic ending. Harry/Draco. Not really canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Et Tu, Buckbeak? by WC43 reviews
Sequel to 'That Damn Owl.' Harry and Draco haven't spoken since that awkward morning-after, and it's going to take some more conspiracy to get them back together. A New Years shot of Drarry weirdness. Happy '09
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough by Netrixie reviews
There's a lot to be said for the way a Malfoy can eat ice cream.... DMHP, drarry, Severitus. R. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,075 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Have A Jealous Little Christmas by Liria Nai reviews
In response to Incessant Darkness' 36 dramatic situations challenge, mine is Mistaken Jealousy. Its Christmas, the wars over but Harry doesn't feel much like celebrating. He's in love with Draco Malfoy but Draco's already got a boyfriend. Or has he? SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Deep Breath Before The Plunge by silver-etoile reviews
Harry has unresolved issues with Malfoy and seeks him out, but he'll get more than answers. Sequel to A Time Long Past. HarryDraco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stupid Potter! by malfoysminx reviews
What happens when Harry comes across ferret!Draco late at night in a deserted Hogwarts corridor? dm/hp drarry SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of scruffyness, dramatics and Greenhouses by SushiBar reviews
Potter was looking rather ruffled and angry this morning and it wasn't Draco that caused his distress. Therefore, he must find out who did...and maybe then some. SMUT Draco x Harry. Warnings; Language and blowjob
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
LoveHate by janecanblog reviews
Draco is having the worst day of his life... or is it the best?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What is Slash? by clarex-ama reviews
Harry and Draco discover the world of Drarry slash by accidence... mwahaha... Okay, this may seem silly and it is but I like the idea of Harry and Draco reading Drarry slash together, so shoot me…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 81 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A little flirting by envious-ema reviews
HP/DM! Draco tries a little flirting, and Harry's chest monster makes an appearance! this is SLASH, Boy/Boy, dont like dont read! everybody else please read and review! Rated M just to be safe! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Leather by Crazy4Moony reviews
Draco Malfoy has a super-secret-kink. But he won't be able to keep it a secret long, when one Harry Potter finds him in the library doing quite undecent things with... himself. What ever to do now that he's caught? HornyDraco and WhinyHarry. Humor?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Lying and Deceptive Sex God of Slytherin by Clover Peters reviews
We were rivals the last time I checked, but something was different now. He was in love and he needed me...no wait...he WANTED me! Rated M for sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 169 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Three Cold Showers by IlonkaBackwoods reviews
Draco is forcing himself to take cold showers and a certain green-eyed Gryffindor is to blame... A silly little fluffy H/D oneshot, please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Online II by Wykked As Syn reviews
Sequel to Online. Draco comes back online. Ginny is annoying. And what's this? Harry's flirting with Draco? What could possibly come from all this? Read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just a Little TLC by wanderlustlights reviews
PostWar. Harry dances in the rain and ends up getting a cold. Draco decides he doesn’t really mind a Sick!Harry, and in fact finds his sniffles and sneezes endearing and cute. He decides he needs a little TLC. Draco/Harry Bottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sands of Time by WiseDraco reviews
Ten years after the War Draco has everything he wants but all it takes in one meal and several rainy nights for him to find the one thing he didn't know he was missing. Love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
An Unforeseen Predicament by faithwood reviews
Draco worries that due to his unforeseen predicament, Harry won't find him attractive anymore. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
As The Catboy Purrs by Byaghro reviews
Draco has a little secret. Harry discovers it. The question is, what will he do with his newfound knowledge?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Curiosity by kelseymetro reviews
A muffled sound suddenly echoed from a door to Harry’s left. He nearly jumped out of his skin before approaching the door warily. The noise sounded again and it oddly seemed like...moaning' HarryDraco Slash. Finished! AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Songbirds by Arawna reviews
Fred and George visit the castle to have breakfast with some of their favorite people. Things start going down: secrets are spilled, loves confessed, and murderous intentions known. Sounds like quite the morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Slytherin's Dastardly Plans by Wayward Awesome reviews
The mind of a Slytherin may be considered 'evil' and somewhat 'nefarious', and in some cases almost 'diabolical', but, damn, do they come up with some great plans! HarryxDraco Slash! Rated for later chapters...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,165 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Locked Out by kelseymetro reviews
Who knew being locked outside with Malfoy could be such fun? It might be cold, but Malfoy has found a way of warming them both up! Slash AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Magnetic Attraction by ellamalfoy8 reviews
After a spell goes wrong in class Draco and Mione can't separate because of a magnetic attraction. Drama follows when they learn they can't stop touching, literally. Will they end up killing each other, or will they keep each others secrets? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,852 - Reviews: 2289 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fiery by Shanne reviews
Draco’s planning the wedding with his mother over the Floo Network. Harry, on the other hand, fancies a shag and Draco’s rear end is so tempting on the floor there… Slash HPDM one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bathroom Antics: Draco's revenge by kelseymetro reviews
Third in the BA Trilogy, sequel to Bathroom Antics and Bathroom Antics: Harry's revenge. 'Now Potter was soaking wet and smelly! Draco was clutching his sides silently laughing.' DMHP Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bathroom Antics by kelseymetro reviews
Today would be the day. He had a plan and he would not fail. He would get Potter once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Bathrooms and Bad Plans by Cat Got My Tongue reviews
This had to be one of the most screwed up plans Draco had ever had. PWP. Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Counter by shounenai4life reviews
Harry is shopping at the mall for a gift for a friend. Is that not the weirdest place to meet up with Draco Malfoy? Read to find out what happens! one-shot Not the best at summaries. Check out my other story! HarryxDraco ppl! don't u just love it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Losing Control, but Still Fighting by faithwood reviews
Due to a psychopath on the loose, Draco gets another chance to contemplate Harry Potter's Gryffindor nature, and concludes that Potter needs some saving as well. DMHP. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Affair by techno tendencies reviews
She just wanted to get her stuff from the manor. And he, of course, insisted on making what should have been a quick errand, HELL. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Chocolates One Veritaserum, One Aphrodisiac by Spuriouslyth reviews
On Valentine's Day, Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini are challenged to seduce Harry Potter. The prize? Seducing Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Not Only the Ring Finger Knows by Arawna reviews
It's the ultimate expression of love to wear matching rings with your significant other. Well, let's just say, some matches were inadvertent. Obviously HPDM, and obviously based on 'only the ring finger knows'...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love in an Elevator by SaturnMax reviews
Inspired by the song 'Love in an Elevator' by Areosmith. It is my first smut fic. HPDM! They get stuck in an elevator for 2 hrs. Oh what to do. NOT a songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The 50 Reasons I Hate Hermione Granger by Kiska King reviews
by Draco Malfoy... I got bored, and decided to see what I could come up with. Read it, and maybe you'll like it. Complete and utter Dramione fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Animagus Problems by Arawna reviews
Harry's out after curfew when he's caught in a compromising position. No, not that kind of compromising position, you perv...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Visitation by LoveSupreme reviews
Harry and Draco get a semiunexpected visit, and are forced to discuss...feelings. Also, check out the WIP sequel Christmas Visitation
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Kittens by hugsandkitties reviews
Harry eats one of the Twins' candies, turning him into a cute little kitty! When he goes to get help, guess who picks him up? HPDM SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Only In Dreams by Cleo Burton reviews
Draco's dream soon becomes reality due to an innocent blush and a severe case of Sexual Tension
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Meets The Internet by Samayel reviews
Draco discovers the fickle nature of the Internet... and fan fiction! HD Slash, Comedy, Adult Language, some OOC, slight Squick.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 116 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pucker Up by rospberry reviews
After losing a bet Harry has a huge favour to ask of Malfoy. It would make things so much easier if the Slytherin would just say no. Features very slight Ds. Oneshot. HarryDraco SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,865 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Twelve Steps by luckei1 reviews
Hermione receives a card for an appointment she didn't make. When she goes, she gets a rather large shock.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,647 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Out for Ice Cream by Moiraine Lendreth reviews
While out shopping in Diagon Alley, Draco accidentally discovers that Harry Potter has a quirky way of eating ice cream. Warning: slash content. Disclaimer: All HP characters, places, and related indicia are © JK Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione's Homework by That One Condition reviews
Draco Malfoy is watching Hermione Granger do her homework. Only what if that wasn't her homework? What if it's a list of some sort? And another question, what happens when Draco reads it? Oneshot. Against my entire being to write this pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Tape Recorder by xturkeyxsexygranneh reviews
Why am I holding a tape recorder while approaching the bathroom which Granger is obviously occupying? SongFic: Just the Girl I'm Looking for by Click Five. DMHG fic. RomanceHumorDrama. Read the Warning and Disclaimer first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ferret King Reads Austen by LavvyLav reviews
Draco Malfoy discovers that intelligent witches like Hermione Granger sometimes prefer romance stories to Hogwarts: A History. When said witches are inclined to kiss him because of it, he can't really protest their reading tastes, can he? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Watcher by squidgesfics reviews
Draco doesn't hate Hermione nearly as much as he thinks he does. A nearly fluffy oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Roomies by AngelicDevil1 reviews
PostHogwarts. Hermione gets demoted from her job at the ministry which means she has to move out and find somewhere cheaper to live, and Draco Malfoy happens to need a new roommate. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,809 - Reviews: 2499 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
101 Ways to Woo Hermione Granger by KatDiva reviews
Draco attempts to woo and win back a relunctant Hermione via OWL messages in time for Valentine's Day.ONE SHOT Challenge Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mind Games by silver-etoile reviews
COMPLETE: Ron's bad spell work causes some unusual results. Harry gains a bit of insight into his closest friends and worst enemy. HPDM SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,783 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Caught Red Handed II Boyfriend by Starflower-Gem reviews
DMHP oneshot, Draco wants his sword back, so he sneaks off to Harry's to retrieve it, and is confronted by Harry's Aunt and Uncle..he needs an excuse for trespassing, being Harry's Boyfriend might work! Slash! Sequal to Caught Red Handed
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Couldn't Catch a Cold by Prince Edwin reviews
Harry Potter is ill, no matter how much he tries to deny it, and it isn’t magic that’s making him feel this sick. Draco Malfoy, acclaimed Slytherin opportunist, decides to take advantage of the circumstances. This story will contain SLASH HpDm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
50 Things Draco's Not Allowed To Do by IssaLee reviews
One Slytherin, and a mission to make Harry Potter happy. Draco Malfoy has one month and the permission to whatever it takes. Insanity ensues. H x D slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Just A Crush by alonelyheart reviews
Harry feels lonely, he runs into Draco in the middle of the night. Just guess what happnens.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stuck on you by Hattie123 reviews
An unfortunate magical malady leaves Harry and Draco unavoidably... attached. However, as an uncomfortable night is spent, their close quarters teach both a heady lesson.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2391 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sonno by IssaLee reviews
Draco's apartment is rendered unusable for a few days, and he ends up at Harry's. Is something developing? Or did it already? OneShot, HD Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco's Quite Large Dilemma by tout-a-coup reviews
Draco gets dumped and must find a way back into the arms of his beloved. Featuring a bit of screaming, Brilliant Plans, and some very vindictive Slytherins. HD slash, rated for language... mostly. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,149 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Canary Creams and Seekers by Keikokin reviews
Harry has quit the Quidditch team. But why? And why does Draco care? What will he do? COMPLETE SLASH malemale relationship!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,409 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pinned by mistress meo reviews
An arguement over a book can lead to many things when left alone in the library. Draco and Hermione. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant by rainsrabble reviews
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 2,352 - Follows: 271 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Edict of Justice by Enigmatic Wayfarer reviews
COMPLETE! Post Hogwarts. When Hermione saves Draco from the Dementors Kiss, she didn't expect to have him in her custody and living in her house for three months. Hermione and Draco, Harry and Ginny. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,692 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 7/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sponges by Paranoid Seat reviews
Harry and Draco are quietly oblivious to their feelings for one another until the little voices in their head tip them off. Of course, the Truth Serum helps... Warning: Slash fic, don't like, don't read. Please R&R! Flames handy for keeping tootsies warm!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Confessions of a Teenage Ferret by Indigo Kitti reviews
(ONESHOT)This is not a perfect world, this is the real world." In a fit of rage Pansy turns Draco into a ferret. Unfortunately, Pansy's not know for her magical aptitude and Harry Potter's in the market for a new pet. (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Escalation by venenatus.venustas reviews
COMPLETE. SLASH. "Would it be so bad for you to go out with me?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Owl Posts by Farangis reviews
I heard you faking orgasm for Potty last night - or was it the Weasel" "I was SINGING you sodding git" - read the owl posts between our favorite HB & HG. (DMHG, HPGW)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
My Life As a House Elf by just call me Cappy reviews
When Hermione is turned into a House elf by an irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself being bought and hired to ... who else, but the Malfoys?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,034 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Memory Charms by DistressedMoonchild reviews
It's not easy to confess your feelings, sometimes you have to try it again and again...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/22/2003 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete