The Not-So-Ultimate Writer
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Joined 11-07-09, id: 2139051, Profile Updated: 07-31-14
Author has written 7 stories for Wreck-It Ralph, Kick-Ass, Lilo & Stitch, and PAW Patrol.

My name is... a secret. But I am eighteen years old, and a high school graduate.


Wreck-it Ralph

Oreanna Sprinkletop: I'm not sure if I should consider her an OC. I read about her on the Wreck-it Ralph Wiki. She was a character that was going to be used in the movie but was cut out. Reasons are unknown but its guessed that it was because she looked too much like Vanellope. Her hair is long and loose with sprinkles littered across the front. She wears a black hat with one white stripe and one zig zag stripe. She has a grey jacket over a black and white striped shirt and her skirt is straight like Taffyta's with a white looping stripe. Her legs are mismatched like Vanellope's. One is double striped with one thick black line and one thin black line and the other has one thin line. Her shoes are grey with white swirls.

Her kart is called the Cream Getaway. It is a slice of chocolate cake with thin lines of white frosting crossing the top like a net. The wheels are all oreos and the ones in front are smaller. The seat was a devil dog (like Vanellope's).

Note: If this character is owned by anyone that is uncomfortable with me using it then please PM me immediately and I'll change the name.

Jack Trader: Jack is a boy, around ten or eleven years old. No one knows where he came from but he became a Sugar Rush racer after a freak accident. Unlike the other racers, he runs instead of drives to win a race. He can run at high speeds able to keep up with some of the racers.

Kick Ass

William "Will" Flynger (Top Shot): Will is thirteen years old and a normal seventh grader, or at least that's what it seems like. At night, he goes out as Top Shot, the Firearm Maestro. His weapons include many semiautomatic pistols loaded with rubber bullets and a beanbag shotgun. He's one of the founders of the superhero team Overwatch. He uses non lethal ammo and only kills as a last resort. His greatest skill is that he never misses a shot that he doesn't intend to. He is the twin brother of Matt.

Appearance: Will has light brown hair and green eyes. He is tall for his age, about five feet and four inches. He’s a little overweight at one hundred forty five pounds. As Top Shot, his costume consists of a black trench coat with a white T-Shirt and black cargo shorts. He also has a mask that’s red with white crosshairs on it. He also wears black running shoes.

Matthew “Matt” Flynger (Ornitier): Thirteen years old and also in seventh grade, Matt was the one who introduced Will to the world of real superheroes when the first Kick Ass video had come out and told him about the live streaming featuring Kick Ass being saved by Hit Girl. At night, he fights crime as Ornitier, the Black Mage. He’s one of the founding members of Overwatch along with Will. His super suit has a few built in weapons to it. He has a wrist mounted flamethrower, two maces, electrically charged gloves, and liquid nitrogen.

Appearance: Looks a lot like Will. The only differences physically are that Matt is shorter (five feet), lighter (one hundred twenty pounds) and his eyes are blue instead of green. His costume is a blue trench coat over his black shirt and white pants. His belt is brown leather. He wears light brown boots and a black ski mask with eye holes lined with yellow. His gloves are brown.

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Mercenaries in Barkingburg by Demonlord5000 reviews
Sweetie hires a group of genetically enhanced mercenary dog to deal with the PAW Patrol once and for all, unaware that this group shares a connection with one of its members.
PAW Patrol - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 1/1
Between Us, Rings by Warmal reviews
Lilo and Stitch finally get to relax with no more experiments or threats attacking their 'Ohana! Quickly the two realize they have feelings for each other. They have to keep it a secret in fear of what everyone will think, but what is Jumba's surprise for them upon hearing the news, and what happens when not only the rest of their family, but the world discovers their relationship.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 127 - Words: 399,366 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - 626/Stitch, Lilo P.
Both sides of one coin by Glaz3d reviews
"Are you telling me Vanellope's gone Turbo?" "Yeah but not Vanellope, the other her, the new one" When a new Sugar Rush is plugged, nothing is like in the old one. Lies, mistakes, evilnes, cruelty, exessive power, real friendship? and a new girl who is willing to do anything to get to be ruler of the game... or maybe the whole arcade. Vanilla Butter from now on
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,383 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/20/2017 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Rancis F.
Human Feelings - Alien Wishes by Derek-L-J-Sohma reviews
"We're O'hana, Stitch!" She objected. "No." I snapped, firm. Her eyes widened a bit more, "I am not O'hanna, Lilo, I am not your dog or your little brother or your damned cousin. Quite honestly, those platonic feelings haven't been around since about the time we hit puberty. Ih, I hit puberty roughly the same time you did. And," I winced before continuing, "I'm in love with you."
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,992 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/25/2017 - Published: 8/14/2013
Letters Across the Galaxy by Warmal reviews
For nearly a decade the universe has known peace. Until a new evil threatens everyone. The UGF goes to war, calling on Stitch and his cousins to help fight the new menace. Stitch and Lilo are forced to communicate via letter, but when a conspiracy comes to light, how can they stop it without their messages being read? Part One of the "Across The" series.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 15,533 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - 626/Stitch, Lilo P. - Complete
Our Own O'hana by Creatigen1730Gravity reviews
Set from chapter fourteen of What Could Have Been. An alternate choice of 626's leads him and his crew off Earth, with Lilo left to defend herself from the robot invasion. Now a year has past and 626 calls Lilo into space, making her question what he has in store for her.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 5/1/2015 - 626/Stitch, Lilo P., 624/Angel
A New O'hana by Creatigen1730Gravity reviews
Just as quick as things were becoming some sort of normal for the Pelekai's, they're thrown into another adventure after Jumba's kidnapping. Now without Lani's help, they must rely on two experiments to get the geniuses back safely.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,714 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 4/23/2015 - 626/Stitch, Lilo P., Hamsterviel, 624/Angel - Complete
What Could Have Been by Creatigen1730Gravity reviews
Chris Sanders original script come to life, mixed with the movie itself. With a few series characters and my idea thrown in. A mysterious hostess brings the Hawaiians, aliens and experiments to watch and learn a different outcome of things. But what is her true motives, and what does she have in store for them? Rated k just to be safe
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,637 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/16/2015 - Published: 1/16/2015 - 626/Stitch, Lilo P., 621, 624/Angel - Complete
The Way Things Fall by Warmal reviews
After a month of romance between Lilo and Stitch, a battle takes place. Lilo falls from a cliff, putting her in a coma. Stitch and her family have to deal with the thought that she won't wake up, while she is completely aware of her state and unable to do anything about it. Everything was going so good, why did this happen?
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,939 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 3/1/2014 - 626/Stitch, Lilo P. - Complete
Crystallize by Amaris-the-Demon reviews
For years everyone had called Candlehead an airhead or derpy or stupid. Everyone thought she was just a spacey lacky. But when Vanellope, Rancis and Taffyta make a discovery about her, it might change their view on Candlehead - forever. WARNING: Vanilla Candles in later chapters
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,254 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - [Vanellope von Schweetz, Candlehead] - Complete
My Hero by HannahBerrie reviews
Wreck-It-Ralph, AU. Ralph decides he wants to have a child in his life, so he adopts a little girl, Vanellope. Follow the day to day lives of Ralph, Vanellope, Felix, and Calhoun, as they go through each adventure. A story full of fluff, laughter, love, and maybe even a few tears. Reviews would make my day.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 85,145 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
The Glitch and The Swizz by Fieryflowers reviews
Swizzle Malarkey always thinks he's an amazing racer and he wants to be a winner, but he always has a streak of bad luck. When his world suddenly turned upside down, he found himself in a strange friendship with a certain glitch who he had always hated but may help him get back in the tracks again (AU story of the WiR movie). ((Swizzle/Vanellope))
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,000 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Swizzle Malarkey/The Swizz - Complete
Part-Why? by liqouricewhip reviews
Another Josh Butterscotch adventure! Not a lot happened in the four months, after Josh's games got unplugged, but a large party was held in game central station. Because of this party Rancis and Candlehead make some unusual requests. Will these requests push Josh and Vanellelope apart? (This story is set after my first story, but before my second story.)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 75,974 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Rancis F., Candlehead - Complete
Josh Butterscotch vs the world wide web by liqouricewhip reviews
Several months after the unplugging of his game Josh starts feeling a little home sick so when he finds out an online version of his game has been created he knows he has to go visit but with Josh things never really go as planned and neither does this "short visit" (the continued adventures of my OC) OC x vanellope (COMPLETE)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,675 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Complete
Let it fade into Gray by Amaris-the-Demon reviews
Vanellope has been president for all of two days, when she finally decides to explore her castle. Only, a certain find in the Fungeon may change her life and Sugar Rush forever...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,243 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Race For Your Life, Vanellope Von Schweetz by jbwarner86 reviews
When Taffyta accuses Vanellope of cheating, the plucky president of Sugar Rush sets out to prove that she can still be a great racer even without exploiting her glitch. But after a disastrous accident on the newest track in the game, Vanellope begins to suspect that her rival may have a point after all.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,568 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Taffyta M., Wreck-It Ralph - Complete
NPC 643 by liqouricewhip reviews
He encounters problems a lot when his game gets unplugged but he knows he can handle it but can he alone thankfully he wont have to with vanellope and the others at his side OC x Vanellope (COMPLETE)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,597 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Complete
Crash Course by great-growlithe-gamer reviews
a year or two after the events of the movie,Vanellope gets a concusssion in a kart crash.When she wakes up, something's wrong.She can't seem to remember much of anything...what are the racers like, and who are these people from different games that claim to know her? rated T for car crash/injury. just in case.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,419 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
The Racer Who Remembered by LordGodsServant reviews
All Sour Bill wanted was for Vanellope to have a friend. Someone to make her life as a glitch just a bit more bearable. And it couldn't be him, not by a long shot. One of the Racers would have to do. Vanellope and Candlehead Friendship. No romance! SPOILERS!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,467 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Candlehead
Light in the Dark by great-growlithe-gamer reviews
Sometimes, people start to give up,but they don't ask for help. In the end, it's always a friend who snaps them out of it. Programmed people are no different. So how did Vanellope last 15 years with nobody? no shoulder to lean on, no friendly faces? The answer is simple: she didn't. In the process of giving up, she finds a light in the dark. Pre-movie.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,864 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Empire of the Pacific by DaveNevius reviews
If Lilo could go back in time to save her parents, then they could all live as one huge happy ohana. But she would be dead wrong, and the world may pay the price for her naivete
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,613 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Complete
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ARW (Alternate Reality Window) reviews
The PAW Patrol gets a machine that shows them alternate realities based on simple what-if questions. Some are hilarious. Some are dark. Some are just plain weird. What kind of questions will the team ask?
PAW Patrol - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,522 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 1/4
Cops & Robbers reviews
A team of thieves have made their way into Adventure Bay, and it's up to the PAW Patrol to stop them. However, these thieves don't act like normal thieves. Is there more to them than meets the eye? (Title or rating may change in future)
PAW Patrol - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2017
Lilo & Stitch: The Final Season
Lilo and Stitch's team of experiment hunters has always been a small group of two. But what if they meet a human boy who wants to help? Is he even really human? Can he really be trusted? T rating, because I'm not sure.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,596 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 4/1/2016 - 626/Stitch, Lilo P., Jumba J., OC
HISHE Lilo and Stitch reviews
Summary inside.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31/2015
It's been about four months since Kick Ass and Hit Girl defeated Frank D'Amico. Dave and Mindy were trying to live a normal life, but when a fake Hit Girl starts busting new superheroes, it forces them out of retirement. Rated M for cursing and just because.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,093 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014
Another Racer? reviews
Set three weeks after Oreanna Sprinkletop. Things were changing in Sugar Rush. Turbo still on the loose, Vanellope trapped in Sugar Rush and to top it off, a boy with mysterious origins appeared. What'll happen when he's invited to be a racer? Read to find out.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,577 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 5/18/2013
Oreanna Sprinkletop reviews
I suck at summaries but I'll give it a shot. Vanellope once had a friend, years ago, that she'll do anything to get back.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,945 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete