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Joined 11-07-09, id: 2139173, Profile Updated: 02-11-12
Author has written 25 stories for Torchwood, Scrubs, Doctor Who, NCIS, Victorious, and Jericho.

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.

2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.

3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)

4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.

5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"

6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.

7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.

8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.

9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.

10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.

11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.

12. Your cat goes missing and you say to, someone "Put out a BOLO."

13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.

14. You use the term Hinky.

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

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If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

- I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

- I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

- Life is all about butt. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, or simply just being one.

- Why do people always say life is short. Life is the longest darn thing you can do.

- Love your enemies. It pisses them off.

- Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

- I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

- I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain i need that.

- Practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect, so why practice?

- Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.

- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

- Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried

- Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

- Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried skydiving without a parachute... Or maybe they did. I mean we never really met whoever said it, did we

- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept.

- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

- I was uncool before uncool was cool.

- Why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sense of superiority

- sarcasm: my anti-drug.

- Caution: I tend to make wierd faces.

- I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it.

- I used to see a shrink... until she said life isn't for everyone

- I can resist anything but temptation.

- Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.

- All those who have telekenesis, raise my hand.

- Why do they steralize the needle for lethal injections

- If superman is bulletproof, why does he duck when you throw the gun at him?

- I live in my own little world,but it's ok, they know me there.

- Money can't buy happiness. It just buys everything you need to achieve it.

- I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

- Your wierdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

- Tell the truth and run.

- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?

- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli', meaning many, and 'tics', as in the bloodsucking creatures?

- If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump of a cliff, I laugh even harder.

- Friends will always be like 'well you deserve better'. Best friends will go up to him, infont of all his friends, and say 'it's because your gay, isnt it?'

- A good friend will always bail you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you in the cell saying 'man that was fun!'

- Education is important. school however, is another matter.

- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks i call my friends.

- I dont obssess! I think intensley!

- Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

- Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its pupils.

- The one who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on.

- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

- I was born intelligent. Education ruined me.

- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are these "others" here for?

- Since light travels faster than sound, it explains why people appear bright until you hear them speak.

- How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

- Money isn't everything,there's Mastercard and Visa too.

- There should be a better way to start the day than waking up every morning.

- 'Hard work never killed anybody' But why take the risk?

-The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... so why learn in the first place?

- Reality has no background music... so I make my own (doo do do do do doo)

- Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

- Life is a test, I didn't take very good notes

- I asked my teacher if I'd get in trouble for something I didn't do. She said of course not, so I told her I didn't do my homework

- I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours

- So what's the speed of dark?

- I'm not always a dork, sometimes I'm asleep

- Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again

- Embrace the inner rebel, don't sit up straight.

- Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you

- The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. The rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

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Test of Time
The Doctor visits Planet Earth on Remembrance Sunday to pay his respects to his second home.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Complete
S1E4:Robbie's Lost Puppet
'You guys don't understand, when I lost Rex I lost a part of myself too' Robbie loses Rex in a tragic accident moment and it destroys Robbie, Jade and the gang feel bad and goes to hell and back trying to get a replacement, will they be able to put Robbie back to normal?
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Tori V., Jade W., Cat V., Robbie S.
Revenge reviews
'Can you promise me Revenge' Jake rushes to the scene of a devastating crime, a shoot out that's left his best friend broken.
Jericho - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Jake G., Stanley R. - Complete
S1E3:The Hollywood Arts Mystery reviews
The new term has only been going for two full weeks but trouble seems to spring up out of nowhere, when Liam and Jade are pelted with Tomato's they must work together to bring to justice the culprit, meanwhile Tori must work with Robbie in order to complete a romance scene for a play.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,813 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Tori V.
Madness Amplified
Asking her what was wrong was the last mistake he'd ever make.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Complete
Welcome to Hollyweird Arts
April fools day has come to Hollywood Arts, Liam experiences first hand just how wacky it can be, Sparks will fly, and so will pigs (Maybe) Robbie WILL fall over, but the ultimate question is: 'How Silly can one day actually be' Find out in this SUPER SERIOUS episode
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Tori V., Jade W., Robbie S., Beck O.
S1E2:Babysitting the Babysitter reviews
Tori enlists the help of Liam to help her babysit a naughty kid, things quickly go downhill from there, meanwhile Cat tries to convince the others that she has superpowers.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,958 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Tori V. - Complete
Broken: Robbie Shapiro reviews
Jade does the unthinkable, she finally breaks Robbie Shapiro. "Everyone here detests you in some way, shape or form, so why don't you just give up now and leave this building"
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Robbie S., Jade W. - Complete
S1E1:Signs of Things to Come reviews
After successfully being accepted into the legendary 'Hollywood Arts' Liam begins a rollercoaster ride of an adventure, experiencing the highs and lows of Acting, can he keep his head above the water or will gravity be his downfall.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,181 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Tori V. - Complete
Some Like it Hot
After yet another successful audition at Hollywood Arts, Liam finds himself walking down a dark pathway, everythings normal until the smell of burning hit's his nostrils, can he get to the house and save whoever is inside before they die a horrible death?
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Tori V. - Complete
Stalked
In the blackness of the night, one of the team is stalked by an unknown being.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Tony D. - Complete
Broken reviews
The explosion of the bomb cripples the team, literally breaking them, but out of the carnage and destruction lays one thing unbroken, the lust for revenge.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Tim M. - Complete
A Thin Line reviews
The sequel to Probie Down, the team has a new member, Ziva David she has been assigned to NCIS as a liason officer and it's not long until she's dropped in the middle of a big case one that has ties with Tim's murder, can she prove that she didn't do it, whilst at the same time saving two missing NCIS Special Agents, The Race is on...a line will be crossed.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Ziva D. - Complete
Rule 99 reviews
Problems don't always have easy solutions.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Tony D. - Complete
A Fighter reviews
Ziva always was a fighter, right until the end, this is her final story, she's trapped in a fight she knows she can't win, but she can try!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Ziva D.
Probie Down reviews
What if when Ari was aiming for McGee instead of missing him he hit him, how would the rest of the team take his death, would they catch him A alternate ending to Twilight
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,740 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
First Day reviews
A new Special Agent arrives at NCIS, he goes into it thinking it will be fine little does he know that his first day will quickly turn into a nightmare
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
My Different Path
What would happen if JD's mentor left leaving him behind, how would JD be able to cope without his support it's simple he wouldn't
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,747 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - John D./J.D., Elliot R.
For Kate reviews
The NCIS team find themselves cornered...and with no way out, they are facing a losing battle but one glimmer of hope remains...and that hope comes in the form of a memory..
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
My Total Diaster! reviews
After a good week of work Jd's work begins to slip and his deaths are through the roof and after a argument pushes Jd to the edge what will he do?
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - John D./J.D. - Complete
The Eternal Fields
When The Doctor And Amy land on the planet Galaxia II they find a field that spands the entire planet but it holds a dark secret which threaterns both there lives will they discover the fields dark secret in time?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Published: 4/12/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
My New Day reviews
A new intern starts at Sacred Heart but soon wish's he hadn't when he realises he doesn't fit in properly will Carla and the gang be able to persuade him that he's needed
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Carla E.
My Choice reviews
Jd has to make a choice one of horrifying proportions whether he should stay at Sacred Heart hospital or leave and join another hospital will his friends be able to persuade him to make the right decision ?
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/24/2011 - John D./J.D.
No Time For Torchwood
Things are going well for the team until a body appears in a nearby house and causes mayhem to the torchwood team could this really be the end for torchwood?
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Jack H.
A New Day A New Torchwood reviews
What happens when the Torchwood team gets into a fight with themselves who will come out victorious
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
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