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Favorite shows/movies: Including, but not limited to, the shipping list.

Favorite Books: Including, but not limited to, the shipping list.

Favorite Ships: 9X7, 5X6, 5X4, 6X3 (9); Betony X Felix (The Divide Trilogy); Artemis X Holly (Artemis Fowl); Charlie X Olivia, Tancred X Emma (Children of the Red King); Torak X Renn (Chronicles of Ancient Darkness); Eragon X Arya (Inheritence Cycle); Sabriel X Touchstone, Lirael X Nick (Abhorsen Trilogy); Raven X Sky, Hunter X Morgan, Robbie X Bree (Sweep series); Meggie X Doria (Inkworld Trilogy); Harry X Ginny, Hermione X Ron, Draco X Ginny, Draco X Hermione (Harry Potter- Basically, I'll ship just about anybody with anybody in this series); Happenstance X Sophie (Books of Umber); Isi X Geric, Enna X Finn, Razo X Dasha, Rinna X Conrad (Books of Bayern); Chloe X Derek (The Summoning/ Awakening/ Reckoning); Lina X Doon (Books of Ember); Kuki Sanban X Wallabee Beeltes, Abigail Linconl X Nigel Uno, Hoagie Gilligan X Fanny Fulbright, Rachel X Patton, Virginia X Bartie (Codename: Kids Next Door); Giroro X Natsumi (Sgt. Frog); Saito X Louise (The Familiar of Zero); Soul X Maka, Chrona X Kid, Black*Star X Tsubaki (Soul Eater); Thiefshipping (YuGiOh); Bo X Dyson, Kenzi X Hale (Lost Girl); Miko X Jack, Knock Out X Starscream (Transformers Prime); Dr. Temperence Brennan X Seely Booth, Angela X Hodgins (Bones)

Favorite Music: My car radio, YouTube

Theme Song of My Life: Who I am- Jessica Andrews

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff

Clan: Riverclan

Grace: Writing

Endowment: Pyrokinesis

Breed: Were-Cat

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Weird Things People Have Said

makes weird noise-BR (my best friend or the world's biggest spaz. Lurrrve ya!)
"I didn't know if you were burping or channeling Satan."- me

"I'm the narrator, it's like being god!"-me
"Why didn't you think of that yesterday?!"-JK

(getting ready to go to a basketball game)
"You going?"- neice
"You're funny."-me
"Thought I'd start out with a joke."- neice

"I wouldn't die if I got high!"-me
"But you could eventually."-BR
"But not the first time!"-me
"But you could get hooked the first time!"-BR
"So, I wouldn't die from getting high... Unless I died-"-me
"WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION?!"-BR
" 'Cause you wanted me to smell your periodic table."-me

"Siths have red light-sabers, NOOB!"- DC (my boyfriend)

(cuddling)- me and DC
"If you two were a slash couple, I wouldn't ship you."-BR
"What?!"-DC
"Who would you ship me with?"-me
"I don't know..."-BR

"I haven't read any slash fics!"-BR
"In how many days...?"-me
"I don't know! I gave it up for lent!"-BR
"Oh, yeah."-me
"I wanted to be closer to God, so I gave up gay people!"-BR
"...HAHAHAHAHA!!"-me
Later...
"So, do you feel any closer to God?"-me
"Well, I just thought 'twincest', so I don't think so."-BR

"Your laughter is contagious. Highly contagious. As in, if your laughter was a disease, everyone one would die."-me
"Yay! I can kill people!"-BR

-I just stole DC's Nintendo DS. He was playing Pokemon Heartgold-
"Hey! If you're going to run away with it, at least take my pokewalker with you!"-DC

"I heard this story about some 58 year old guy who raped a mentally retaterted kid... :("-BR
"Oh that reminds me of something!"-AG
"WHAT COULD THAT POSSIBLY REMIND YOU OF?!"-BR and me

"Have you read the Underland Chronicles?"-me
"You did what in your pants?"-CG
"Psh, not you!"-me
"...o.O HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"-CG

"HE GOT A 100 ON A TEST AND IT BROUGHT HS GRADE DOWN!! HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?!"-me

"Go get a life! No, just walk away!"-BR
"Okay!"-me
I got up and walked around, and found a friend walking my way
"Oh, hey! Can I kidnap you?"-me
"Uh... Why?"-Friend
"'Cause they told me to go get a life, but you're better than a life, so I'll bring you back instead!"-me
"Okay!"-Friend
we literally skipped back merrily

I 'kidnapped' JK
"What would the Doctor [Dr.Who] say?"-JK
"Don't know. I've never watched his show."-me
"What would Jesus do?"-JK
"I don't know! I've never met him either!"-me

-BR and I were at the beach and I had to go to the bathroom so I told her that she could play my Pokemon game. She's never played before. SO while I was in the bathroom I heard the following conversation. Did I mention she was using a British accent?-

"I'm going to the bathroom, you can play with my Pokemans."-me
"But I don't know how to play with you Pokemans."-BR in British Accent
"Just walk around and if you have to fight something just press buttons."-me now in the bathroom
"Oh is that a bridge?... Oh no I've run into something! What is it? Oh, it's a skunktank! What do I do?... Oh did I kill it? Ah, it hurt me! How did it do that?! Oh, it's okay, it just fainted... Oh no! I've run into something else! It looks like a beaver! Oh, it's a rattatat."-BR in British Accent
"That was hands down the funniest thing I've EVER heard!"-me back in the room

in Drama

"What's something you own, but everyone else uses more than you?"- me
"Your body?"- JK (the innocent one)
"KARATE?!"- me and CP (I don't hear very well sometimes...)

-playing with my crayons before our exam-
"Show the teacher."-CG
"Um...Okay. Mrs.O! Look at our beautiful artz!"-me
"That's... lovely. I especially love the colors..."-Teacher
burst out laughing- CP, CG, AP, and I

"Peeps are freaking happiness in marshmallow form."- AB

-Okay, to get this you have to know that in our production there was a part where a character used the line "So, how much do you weigh?"-
"So, how much do you weigh?"-CG
"225 on a good day."-AB
whispering to AP "I knew he was cheap."-me
-AP dissolved into laughter-

My mom and I

"Ooh! What's this?"- me
"A tool."- Mom
"What's it do?"-me
"Tool things."-Mom

makes weird hand gesture, while counting in head "Before you ask, yes, the ceiling IS just that interesting."-me
"And is this really necessary?"starts mocking my counting hand-Mom
"I think physically, okay?" tries to stop her "Stop making fun of me!"- me
"I'm not. I'm mocking you."- Mom
O.o "Um, aren't those the same thing?"- me
"...HAHAHAHA!!"-both

"Mom, how come everyone in our family loves sports except for me?"-me
"'Cause they're all blood-related."-Mom
"I'm adopted?!"-me
She just gave me the "why do I even try" look.

"Mom, what am I? As in, what's my lineage?"-me
"Well, you're English, Spanish... If it's in the world its probably in you."-Mom
"Mommy... I'm Asian?!"-me (I'm about the whitest white girl, except maybe BR)
Mom just gave me the 'what-in-the-world-is-wrong-with-you' look

"What are you doing?"-Mom
"Watching anime online. Blame my boyfriend."-me
"If that's all he's making you do, I'm a happy camper. Just watching cartoons is better than drugs."-Mom

"I've always told people that if you do something bad it will be because you want to, not because someone made you."-Mom
"So, you're saying, If I do something stupid it's my own fault?"-me
"Yeah, 'cause you're not a follower. I love you for that."-Mom
"I love you, too, Mom."-me

bored at BR's house

"Your sister's on me! Make her get off!"-me (sprawled out in BR's tiny room)
"It's a sad day when I have to tell my sister to get off my best friend."-BR

"She wants to know what a pimp cane is."-ER (BR's little sister)
"A cane with pimpage, duh."-BR

"You're such a spaz! You paint like a five year old!"-BR
"Yeah! 'Cause the last time I finger-painted, I was five years old!"-me
"Oh... Well, that explains it."-BR

Bored at my house

"You know that 'So Random' is just a hack of 'All That,' right?"-me
"It's both! It's 'All That' and 'So Random,' it's... All Random!"-BR ( it took her a minute to realize she just made the greatest pun ever)

"Oh, that says 'tabled.' It's supposed to be 'table.'"-BR
"Since when is table a verb? Oh, what are you doing? (creepy voice) I'm tabling..."-me

" 'Oh, you wanted something?'"-BR (reading me my Christmas stories)
"Well, first he wanted to ask you out, now he just wants to jump you."-me
-Later-
"He was supposed to be innocent. You made him seem all creepy."-BR
"Hehe, we should start taping these readings."-me

"Blarg! Me ears are far more superior!"- BR (hybrid of a random '9' vid and Star Trek)

Note: This next quote is after we determined that I was Calcifer and she was Sophie from Howl's Moving Castle. If you've seen the movie you know that Sophie kisses Calcifer at the end, this is the conversation that ensued:

"I find it awkward that you kissed me."-me
"I find it awkward that you kissed me back."-BR
"I just realized something. My parents don't know what we're talking about."-me
"Uh... Calcifer!... Sophie!... Howl's Moving Caslte!... I swear!"-BR
Laughs uncontrollably-me

BR and I wanted to do a puzzle... it didn't end well. This is what you'd have heard if you were listening.
"RAHH!! I hate this!"-BR (pretty much the entire time)

"AGH!! Go in!!Go in!!... Don't even say it."-me

"Die!"-BR
"As she quietly whispers 'die' to the puzzle pieces."-me
Laughs uncontrollably-BR

(for the record, it was her idea)

Most of the time

"When will people learn not to take me seriously?!"-me

"I know I'm special."-me

"I need a new group of friends."-me

"Why do I take these calls?"- me

Latin

"Then they look at you like you're stupid and you look at them like they're stupid, then they call you an arrogant American and you tell them to go back to their country."- Teacher (on how other countries teach Latin)

"If I come up to you on the left side I'm an evil person, but if I turn my back to you, you'll probably knife me."-Teacher

"Edwin, I could've gone my entire life without you opening your mouth right then."-Teacher

"When a disturbed astrologer runs up to you, it usually means bad news."-Teacher

"As God as my witness you will pass the quiz tomorrow."-Teacher
"What if I don't?"-me
"Then we'll retake it until you do!"-Teacher

"When did we start talking about the ethics of Star Wars?"-me

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