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Author has written 21 stories for Twilight, That '70s Show, Life With Derek, Glee, Inuyasha, and Transformers.
HI!! My name is Sara. Kay so heres the thing Ive seen other profiles and Im going to do the same thing. Im nineteen and live in the United States. Ive written stories about Twilight, Life with Derek, That 70s show, Glee, and Inuyasha. Here are my thoughts on some of these shows so youll know what to expect in my stories. In Twilight I am defintely Team Edward for Bella but Im not going to lie me personally I have the hots for Jacob aka Taylor Lautner I mean how can you not lol. Sometimes Bella annoys me though with all her 'Jake dont go' in Eclipse I mean seriously just let him fight. With Life with Derek I am a Dasey fan I know their step siblings but its not illegal and its not like theyve known eachother all there lives if that were the case then I would find it awkward. That 70s show...lets see dont even get me started on season 8 that was just atrocious and sickening. I love Hyde and Jackie together I think they balanced eachother out nicely. I love all the characters except Donna sometimes in the earlier seasons she just over reacted over everything but she did mellow out and become really cool. For glee I am a Puckelberry shipper. Truthfully I love the music and I adore lea micheles voice but the storyline in glee just makes me wanna scream I mean Puck and Rachels mom..Come on! I also believe Mark needs to fix that thing living on his head in season 3 because it is not a mohawk.
Just because I'm random
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm naturally clumsy and I even fall going up the stairs)
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't use MySpace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile. (Myspace is dumb, Facebook and Twitter is better. )
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :)
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever awaken your father or mother at 3 in the morning to kill a spider in your room, post this on your profile
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste the to your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever ran into a sliding glass door, post this on your profile.
If you have ever ran into the house or even a tree with your bike, post this on your profile.
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (It's kinda hard...). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile
If you're against animal cruelty, (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp slavery, etc.) copy and paste this into your profile
If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever turned a corner and banged your arm/leg/toe/head on the wall, put this in your profile
iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
1. Put your iTunes on shuffle (Or mp3 Player, or whatever you use)
1) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY
Drop it like its hot
2) WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Dont you forget about me
3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
4) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
2012 it aint the end of the world
5) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
6) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Whip My hair
7) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
8) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
The moment I knew
9) WHAT IS 22?
A little bit stronger
10) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Keep Holding On
11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Rain is a good thing
12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Girl all the bad guys want
13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Sexy Naughty Bitchy ( I swear to god this song came up its by Lena Alexandra)
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Go your own way
15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Smile by Uncle Cracker
16) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Goodbye to you
19) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Let it Rock
20) WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
21) HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Dont Stop the Music
22) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Meant to Live
23) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
24) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Better than me
25) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
26) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
A perfectly good heart
27) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
28) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Cold as you
29) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
30) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS PROFILE AS?
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you.
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
MIRACLES CAN HAPPEN
Rosalies Wedding dress
First day of school outfit. Look at the one on the right and everything else I described. Just imagine the tanktop a little shorter
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